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 No.113294

>join tinder

>match with this girl

>she knows two people I know but haven't spoken to for years

>she messages me first Hey :)

>check her facebook

>she has a baby girtl around 3-4 years old

>paranoid whatever I say she will relay back to these two faggots

>don't know how to talk to women anyway

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

 No.113297

why, you kill yourself, of course


 No.113317

You could just not reply


 No.113324

>>113294

>get a match on tinder

>match on tinder

>get a match

>tinder

Fuck off normalfag


 No.113325

>>113294

>she messages me first Hey :)

> WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

> yo

And that's it. If she responds, she's DTF, easy peasy.


 No.113330

>>113294

>paranoid whatever I say she will relay back to these two faggots

who gives a shit. its either take a chance or lay down and rot which would mean who gives a fuk what anyone else thinks, because its suicide time.


 No.113331

>>113330

also please dont kill yourself based on my post


 No.113333

if you want to help raise the kid, date her. if not stay away.

to cuck or not to cuck, that is the question.


 No.113348

>>113294

>she has a baby girtl around 3-4 years old

ignore her and pretend she doesnt exist

if you do anything else you are a literal cuckold that should kill himself


 No.113353

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>>113348

>if you do anything else you are a literal cuckold that should kill himself

The flaw in this argument involves a stealth slushie and a sippy cup


 No.113354

>she has a baby girl around 3-4 years old

>she messages me first

I wonder if there is a relation. Hmmm….

>don't know how to talk to women anyway

>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

Well she's a single mom so short of telling her that you're an unemployed child molester there's not much you can say or do that will turn her off. Single mothers are even more desperate than the average beta virgin.


 No.113361

>be single mom

>need a weak beta supporter because I spend all my child support for the month on shoes

>oh hey, let's that pretend I like this beta faggot, he will probably raise this little piece of shit for me


 No.113365

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>>113361

The best part of this situation is that you can use her for sex and not have to feel guilty about it. Most likely she's just horny and just wants to fuck, anyway; the hardest part will be making sure to tell her it's "just sex" even when (not if, when) you start to have feelers for her.


 No.113368

>>113324

>why try to gain social skills and sex

>stay robot forever because I'm scare to change


 No.113388

>>113354

This. I would imagine you have an at least decent job, OP. This women is looking for a provider. Careful now.


 No.113408

Don't do it, or at least do what I used to do when talking to females online

-flirt a little

-fap

-stop talking to them lol


 No.113410

>>113388

>>113354

I'm a neet virgin who doesn't want to be cucked and let the world know instantly

>>113361

but I'm not this beta

>>113365

she's sort of fat, saw old pics of her and she was a emo qt so that's not happening

>>113365


 No.113414

>>113294

>>she has a baby girtl around 3-4 years old

Drop it hard son.


 No.113421

>>113410

Post her pic or GTFO


 No.113455

>>113414

The kid looks like it can walk, will it walk away when I try to fuck it's mom?

>>113421

They're all heavily edited and not worth posting honestly otherwise I would


 No.113464

>kid

Don't do it, it's a trap to lock you in as a provider.


 No.113466

doesn't tinder require goybook tho


 No.113476

>>113464

BUT I WANT TO FUCK A SLOOT


 No.113515

UPDATE: did this >>113325 and she hasn't even responded :^)))))))))




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