No.113436
ITT post /r9k/ tier animals. I'll start with slugs that I found in my yard. They're so adorable.
No.113458
The official dog of /r9k/
No.113459
>>113437
>>113436
Salt those bastards!
No.113463
>>113459
What did slugs ever do to you? Also, have a gecko.
No.113470
Birds! Can't be much more robot than birds.
Used to be dinosaurs, now all they do is shit and sing. There's a whole world of birds out there. Just look outside your window!
No.113472
>>113470
Unoriginal content MY ASS.
No.113474
>>113472
Just look at these cuties!
No.113475
>>113474
More birds, anyone?
No.113477
>>113475
Yes please!
I like birds.
No.113559
Hello guys, wassup under your desks?
No.113565
>>113559
Every time I see one of these things in my house I'm afraid to pick it up.
I feel like its legs are sharp as little needles and that they would give you a rash if you touched them like tarantulas and caterpillars, or that they bite.
I have no information to back up any of that, never read it, never been told it. These are just all the things the way they look convokes in me.
No.113589
>>113458
Nah, this is fam.
No.113590
>>113559
never seen house centipedes outside of the internet. what part of the US are they found?
No.113636
>>113590
I find them in Southern Europe, kitchen and bathroom mainly. But they are kinda rare here.
>>113565
I think they are cute in a certain way. I like watching them for a while with my feet up in a stool whenever I find one.
Other animal I think is very /r9k/ish is this little girl. I had a few of them living with me for years but last summer one of them died and I haven't seen any more of them since then. Her babies must have died too because they should be grownups by now. not actual picture, unfortunately
No.113674
>>113565
>>113590
Here's some info I found on Jewpedia.
No.113696
>>113674
>Techniques for eliminating centipedes from homes include…
I would you want to do such a thing? They are so cute.
They do spread throughout the world fast for a bug that doesn't leave home just like us
No.113714
Pretty sure this bird is a robot
No.113731
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Hermit Crabs because they're alcoholic NEETs
No.113742
>>113590
I see them regularly in the American Midwest. Multiple times a week in summer.
No.113758
>>113714
lyre birds are pretty amazing how they copy the sounds around them, he'd have heard that from some Chinese robot toy I bet, you can here the they imitate car horns and recorder scales too. they drive some dogs nuts by copying the whistles of their owners.
in his routine as well haha
No.113763
This thread needs more extinct and endangered animals.
>vaquitas are usually seen by themselves. If they are seen together, it is usually in small groups of two or three individuals.[6] Less often, groups around 10 have been observed, with the most ever seen at once being 40 individuals.
>They generally seem to feed and swim at a leisurely pace. Vaquitas avoid all boats and are very evasive. They rise to breathe with a slow forward motion and then disappear quickly. This lack of activity at the surface makes them difficult to observe.[8] Vaquitas are usually alone unless they are accompanied by a calf,[9] meaning they are less social than other dolphin species[10] despite being qt as fuck.[11][12][13][14]
>listed as critically endangered because the estimated number of individuals dropped below 100 in 2014, putting it in imminent danger of extinction.[2][3]
>It has been classified as one of the top 100 evolutionary distinct and globally endangered (EDGE) mammals in the world.[6]
No.113781
>>113763
They sure look fucking smug about being endangered
No.113789
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>>113781
>smug posting is an evolutionary dead end
>we already knew
No.113793
>>113763
Endangered species are why the war on terror started.
No.113796
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hyenas are pretty cool, they get shit on in the animal kingdom but are actually quite intelligent.
No.113825
No one has posted cats yet. What a shame.
No.113869
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No.113907
>>113763
they look like pepes
No.113918
here's a slug and some snails i took photos of a year ago to impress a qt who likes snails
No.113958
>>113918
If you have anymore snail or slug pics I'd love it if you posted them, because snails and slugs are the best.
No.113961
>>113958
i have two more i tried to post and would love to post for you, but 8chan kept giving me an "unoriginal content. muted for x seconds". so yeah, apparently this autistic site thinks my OC is a repost or some shit.
No.113963
>>113958
i could post them to my deviantart and give you a link if you want. i have some other naturey shit on there if you're into that.
No.113965
>>113961
Well, thank you for trying based snail anon.
No.113966
>>113963
Yeah, I'd like that.
No.113973
>>113966
here ya go dude. i even put "for anon" in the descriptions just for you, so i hope you feel special.
http://ishouldplayzelda.deviantart.com/gallery/
No.113974
>>113973
Thank you anon, I feel so special.
No.113977
>>113973
You have one on there called "pinhole." Did you use a pinhole camera?
No.113978
>>113977
i used a DSLR with a pinhole "lens"
it was just a lens cap that you put on the body in place of an optical lens. i drilled a hole in the center, poked a pinhole in the center of a piece of aluminun foil, and taped that onto the hole in the lens cover. it works the same.
No.113979
>>113978
That's really cool sluganon.
No.113981
>>113436
>>113437
>slugs
You know how most people did horrible things to insects when they were children? I was an engineer and an enabler about it. I loved ants, so I'd take slugs I found and put them close to ant colonies. I'd then take ants that were scouting for food (I could recognize movement patterns) and place them near or on the slug. They'd recognize it as food, and attack it, or return to the colony. In both cases, they release a pheromone that signals the presence of food to other ants. If the slug started moving too far away, I'd block it with a stick. Eventually, more and more ants would come over and start attacking it. Every time, several would inevitably perish to the sheer amounts of slug slime, but more would pile on, sinking their mandibles into it, trying to drag it towards the anthill, killing it even as they sucked its juices into their abdomen for nutrition and/or redistribution to other ants in the colony. Every time, near the end, the slug would go crazy, and start thrashing around. Sometimes it would take a few ants with it, through bashing them against the ground, or simply drowning them in slime. Then it would give up. The ants would work the corpse where it lay, or sometimes, drag it back to the anthill. It was at that point that I started to get bored, but inevitably, they would eat away at it while the sun beat down until nothing but a dried, hardened husk remained, like an overly large booger that was in your nose for far too long.
No.113984
>>113825
My cat that "ran away" about two months ago.
No.113994
>>113984
And, here she is looking smug.
No.114005
bumping with a tortoise
>inb4 Gamera was a turtle not a tortoise.
No.114007
>>114005
gamera isn't an iguana?
No.114024
>>114007
Yeah, Gamera is an iguana.
No.114030
Posting my father's cat, jimmy. He used to come cuddle with me in bed when I went back home for a month.
Bro-tier cat
No.114037
>>114030
My cat looks alot like your Jimmy. Also, mine is fat and fluffy, and loves to snuggle.
No.114073
>>114037
>>114030
Some cats carry a chronic disease known as toxoplasmosis, an infection caused by Toxoplasma gondii, which is spread by oocysts in the cats fecal matter (and is capable of being spread by air), these oocysts become tissue cysts after invading the host(you) and then live in your muscles or brain. They can stay this way, and stay subclinical or cause a minor-severe lymphodenopathy. However if you are immunocompromised (by AIDS, immunosuppressants after transplants, etc) they can cause an acute infection which can be fatal.
In pregnant women it can cause the fetus to be born with blindness or retardation.
And thanks to Martin Shkreli the treatment for Toxoplasmosis now costs 750$/Pill(Daraprim/Pyrimethamine).
In short : Unless you can afford 700$/Pill, it's best you stick to dogs.
- Medical studies.
No.114081
>>114073
But, there are generic alternatives to daraprim now. https://archive.is/HbTzW
At 1 dollar a pill, I'll keep my cat.
No.114101
>>114073
And when you go get groceries you could get stabbed.
And when you stay in your house a fire might break out or you could have a gas leak.
Or when you take a shower you could slip and kill yourself.
What's your point?
>>114037
Aww
No.114114
Here is a chubby puppy for you. It's 2 weeks old and three lbs, her name is Lovie.
No.114116
>>114101
Here are some kitties for you anon.
No.114118
>>114116
Hotwheels wouldn't let me post a picture. fix your site cripplekike
No.114121
>>114114
how come she's white?
No.114122
>>114121
Idk, it's my friend's my only friend dog, but I assume the mother race mixed.
No.114135
>>114114
What's the bigger puppy's name?
No.114147
>>114118
"unoriginal post. muted for blah blah blah"
i love this site, but its such a steaming heap of shit from a technical standpoint.
No.114185
>>114135
The mom's name is Lillie.
No.114246
This… this is pure unadultered autism.
No.114251
I'm crashing this thread with no survivors