/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

>>113526

I hate shitting. When I take a shit it's like having a bunch of cookie dough stuck to my asshole. It takes forever to come out, and at worse I have to scoop it out. I have scars in my ass now. It's a miserable life. I've tried changing my diet, and I've even tried squatting. It does not help. I wish I never had to shit again.

>>113526

>I love pooping

>>113564

>I hate shitting

Wtf. Am I the only one who doesn't mind it. I just do it without thinking too much about it.

I used to not care so much about pooping until I went vegetarian and started exercising.

now my poops no longer smell, I never have to wipe more than once, and I don't need to struggle and strain or anything, it just comes right out and feels really really good, like almost orgasmic good.

If are having unpleasant shitting sessions I recommend cutting back on meats and heavily processed foods.

Sitting on the toilet for too long will cause hemroids so have fun OP

i have a low power toilet

legit like 50% clog rate minimum

hot tip for my fellow robots: put about 1.5 gallons of hot water in a pail and dump it into the bowl from a respectable height. this is my go-to and unclogs my shitter every time. only once has it failed me.

>>113623

we'll see whos laughing when you get stricken by uncontrollable bouts of diarrhea/never ending constipation

>>113592

Rather be able to taste good food instead of doing good shits

>>113642

Most of the world eats meat, and most of the world is fine in the diarrhea/constipation department.

>>113603

I've got an arse of steel mate

>>113592

Seconding this.

Went vegan/started exercising daily a year ago and ever since I love pooping.

Before I would be constipated and shit 2-3 times a week,

Now I shit 1-2 times a day.

Each time I shit I shit about 1 litre, enough so a significant amount sticks out of the water.

It takes about 2-3 seconds for all the shit to come out and it's always the same consistency: soft but never runny/wet

Feels fucking good man

>>113713

I only tried it with a shower drain, but yes it does work.

Only problem is if you don't have metal pipes, boiling water might bend them and break them.

>>113713

its not the total weight of the water that unclogs it. its the force of the falling water.

its just thats for me typically the max amount of falling water it takes to unclog my shitter.

normally about half way through it unclogs and flushes for me.

happy unclogging anon

>>113624

>>113713

>>113738

>>113769

whats wrong with just using a normal plunger? it works just fine for me

>>113738

>>113769

Alright thanks. I guess I will try it soon enough as I'm having Mexican tonight. Wish me luck.

>>113861

The latter just seems easier, that is if it works.

>>113861

mighty shits can't merely be unclogged with mere plungers

>>113685

>>113592

I have a high fat/low carb diet consisting of absolutely no plant foods at all. My shits are like rabbit droppings, never have to wipe at all (I wipe but there's no stain.)

It's a misunderstood, poorly educated belief you need any plants in a ketogenic diet, varied meats provide enough nutrients. It's when you have carbs that you need to compensate with lots of veggies because ironically high carb diets restrict nutrient absorption.

The diet focuses on fat rather than meat, simply drink plenty of water to prevent any protein issues (though you shouldn't be eating that much protein as it's high fat not high meat), and if you really feel tetchy about not eating veggies just eat low carb greens like kale. Fibre also helps you feel full, which helps as fat has more calories per weight and thus you eat less food, but eating veggies in this diet will add the slop factor to poop, and thus the need to wipe profusely.

>>113526

It's probably because the poop rubs past the prostate (aka the male g-spot).

Pooping seriously raises my mood, I instantly feel interested, motivated, a sharp contrast to my usual depression.

I further speculate some of us react to pooping like this because of over-masturbating causing sensitivity of the prostate.

I've noticed if I go on a wank frenzy for a few days I can't pee as easily unless I poop at the same time, and my prostate will feel swollen a bit.

>>113526

>>114361

I shall also add, it's raised my testosterone significantly.

I'm a grown man at 25 with no changes in my body since 17, yet after starting this diet a year ago my body hair has grown substantially, I used to have mere hairy nipples but now I have a chest rug complete with overgrown landing strip.

I feel more assertive, I've gained more muscle and it helps to know I'm defeating the efforts of feminists and cultural marx scum trying to feminize me.