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 No.113684

>tfw no qt asian girlfriend

just kill me. how do i get one, I'm autistic, obese, and i don't know how to talk to girls. I tried messaging some on interpals and they saw my message and ignored it. Do robots have any tips?

 No.113686

>>113684

>asian.

See, there's already your problem. You have racial preferences and make therefore very high demands, which usually only an alpha chad could make. You're not in the position to be choosy.


 No.113706

being obese is your one real problem.


 No.113712

>>113684

lose weight, learn the language, visit the country

in that order


 No.113721

File: 1457196894523.jpg (368.19 KB, 750x500, 3:2, elliot_rodger3.jpg)

>not obese

>have my shit together

>6'1" master race

>get ignored by every girl ever

Is there something wrong with me, or are women just awful these days? Maybe both?


 No.113724

>>113684

Why does she have to be asian?


 No.113760

>>113724

Because more likely to look young

Because more likely to be virgin

Because not a dyed hair SJW

As for OP. Get a job. Quit beings fat. Pay attention to what they say and pretend you care. Take notes even.

Also remember they are more impressed by grades and bloodlines than sports or chad crap. IF they are fresh off boat.


 No.113761

What is it with autists and wanting asians? They look like fish people.


 No.113764

>>113721

>6'1" master race

Grandpa, it's not 1950's anymore.


 No.113765

>>113764

well it's still better than other guys who manage to get girlfriends


 No.113770

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>>113760

>look young

From plastic surgery

>likely to be virgin

because she denies everyone sex (unless its to cheat, see south korea for more info)

>Because not a dyed hair SJW

*tips loads of asian SJWs in colleges

Just go 2D


 No.113819

>>113684

If you chase asian women, you'll always be in short supply of money and asian women. If you chase money, asian women and money will never be in short supply.


 No.113847

>>113721

you could always wait for the collapse. women are high on attention and entitlement right now because chads will fuck anything.

guess who dies in the happening? CHADS.

this is why nerds still exist, this is why manlets still exist. they survived the bottlenecks. robots posting on imageboards all day can see the happening coming. normies dont.

do you realize how much thirst for your cock will exist if you had supplies and an underground bunker while nukes were popping off?

9/10 virgins will be showing you their genitals in the hope you find them worthy enough to take to your bunker.


 No.113902

>>113770

Casey Anthony is pretty hot tbh


 No.113904

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>>113684

>wanting a gf in the first place


 No.113915

>>113770

It still doesn't rhyme. Nobody is going to repost that shit.


 No.114236

>autistic

>obese

>want women in high demand




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