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 No.113748

So it happened again. My brain has decided wizardry not to be desirable, so it has picked some female to fall for.

Let me tell you about who might become my gf if some kind of divine intervention happens.

She's quiet, has an old Germanic name, laughs and seems to look at me often, laughing if our eyes meet. Big mistake on her part.

Because by doing so she has kicked off an avalanche. I've fallen for her.

Which sucks. Every time that happens (or has happened before), my plane crashes. With no survivors.

Anyway, I've already asked her out (feeling detached from reality does help with anxiety, apparently)

>NORMALFAG

wait. I'm not done yet. She didn't outright reject me, but told me she was busy, even told me what she was busy with.

My brain's dick thinks that's a good sign.

Now comes the bad part. I feel like shit. I feel like absolute and utter dog shit. I see many ways to fail.

>fucking up the de-orbit burn, burn up in the atmosphere, get propelled into an escape orbit or be stuck in a stable orbit

>wrong attitude during descend, burn up or break apart because of aerodynamic forces

>failing to deploy chute

>landing in Soviet territory

All these possible fuckups plague me, images of failures not yet real flicker in front of my eyes, they torment me. I used to feel in charge of my feelings. Now, not so much.

All the fucking internet tells me is "BEE urself xDDD but don't be needy or seem desperate", which is telling a starving man he needs to be less desperate for food.

I hate falling in love.

 No.113749

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>get invited to a Uni party in London by some friends who study there

>haven't been invited to a proper party in years

>decide I'll go

>meet friends for pre-drinks in the uni-halls

>a German girl I don't know comes over and offers me some Jack Daniels, straight from the bottle

>she's really cute so I take a few big sips to try and impress her I don't really like it neat

>get talking, she's really nice

>asks if I want to take MDMA with her

>never done it before so I take 5 lines

>high as fuck

>we spend nearly the whole night in each others' arms and kissing each other while we talk about films and music etc.

>never felt so happy, start to fall in love with her in just hours

>friend takes me to one side during the actual party, tells me she's bisexual leaning to the lesbian side

Not sure how I feel about this… if I do manage to get her as my gf, she'll probably have had sex with more girls than me


 No.113750

I am exactly in the same position expect the last part. I didn't ask her out or tell her I like her but I am sure she knows.


 No.113751

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>>113749

>liquor

>drugs

>bisexual


 No.113754

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Keep 'em coming, faggots.

Normalfag suffering is the best.


 No.113756

Every time I get TFWNGF I remember that 3DPD is seriously not only a meme. Women really aren't worth the effort. None of them will ever get anywhere close to your romantic fantasies. It's just not realistic.


 No.113786

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>go to RadioShack®

>12/10 qt asks me what I need

>mumble incoherently as she escorts me to the isle

>"Do you need anything else?"

>ignore her

>knees weak arms sweaty

>vomit on my sweater already dropped my spaghetti

>get what I need

>look and see she's the only one working the register

>put my stuff down and leave

>can now never go to that RadioShack® ever again

It gets harder and harder every day.


 No.113791

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threads like these are why r9k will never be the board it once was. there used to be gentlemanly threads. now there's this shit. nothing but cowards crying about how the world owes them happiness. fucking pathetic.


 No.113795

>>113791

the world owes me everything normie.


 No.113806

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>>113791

>gentlemanly

>le stop being so entitled xD


 No.113830

>>113791

No one ever said anything about being owed anything, just that they were upset with their current situation and may even attribute that to themselves for all your dumb ass knows.


 No.113840

If you were rich, would it make it easier?


 No.113845

>>113791

This makes it clear.

/r9k/ is dead. You can't even post about your feels anymore.


 No.113859

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>turning 25 soon, but have never had gf

>only dude in class because reasons, but none of the gals have shown even the tiniest bit of affection towards me

>tfw that cute little blonde will never be my wife and make all the bad feels go away


 No.113867

>>113859

at least you aren't married to a woman who makes you feel alone.

the most miserable men I've ever known or heard of are all married and have families.


 No.113888

>>113749

>she bisexual

Probably just a phase. Most college girls go through it.


 No.113928

>>113756

What if my only romantic fantasy is to not be alone?


 No.113955

>>113749

>MDMA

>making out

>she's totally into me guys

Do I need to spell it out for you?


 No.113967

Well to get better, join ISIS and murder people from big telecom who aided deregulation (read: made US broadband shit)


 No.114056

>>113786

this is so bad it has to be made up.


 No.114126

>>113928

Then you'll probably still be disappointed.


 No.114201

>talking to girl

>shes twirling her hair and looking at me a lot

>ask her what she's doing later

>thought about asking her out but thought it'd make the conversation weird

Some of us just aren't meant to have gf's.

>>113791

I know the world owes me nothing. It doesn't mean I can't feel depressed about it.


 No.114465

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>>114056

Y-yeah I was totally m-making that up

>time to go back to wizchan


 No.115033

>enjoying wizard life

>get crush on qt girl

>now only feel emptiness

why didn't you warn me, /r9k/?


 No.115235

>>114465

is wizchan still a thing? I thought it was closed down.

>I used to lurk on it and it was enjoyable

but mfw some guy said that he hadn't used his voice in a year and had his mother empty his chamber pot and bring him his meals.

skeptical

>>115033

Hi, and welcome to /rk9/!

This is your daily reminder that 3DPD is not important!

Remember, you're here forever. Have fun!




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