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03/06/16 (Sun) 18:29:13 No.113887
The tumblr team have kicked in your door, raided your house, and xey holding you at gunpoint: you have 30 seconds to provide substantial, physical proof that you are a degenerate or you go to the camps.
How fucked are you?
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 19:12:09 No.113898
Just say "nigger" or "fag" and watch them getting triggered. Then kick them out of the house.
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 19:17:04 No.113899
>implying that it's hard to be yourself for 30 seconds
03/06/16 (Sun) 19:25:39 No.113901
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>>113898
They have guns and you have just exposed your white privilege; enjoy the shower it will be your last.
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 20:40:49 No.113910
>>113901
>They have guns
how is that relevant when they are having seizures on the floor after I say the "C" word? Unless they have no trigger discipline and start spreading bullets everywhere, I should be safe brah
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 20:57:36 No.113914
I'm white, male and heterosexual.
JUST!
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 21:18:58 No.113919
im gay and oppose racism if the victim is a law abiding non-provocative citizen, i respect transvestites
03/06/16 (Sun) 21:29:58 No.113921
>>113910
This is a highly-skilled reactionary gestapo force, specially trained to resist being triggered in order to carry out their mission.
You have gone beyond the 30 second limitation and are now hogtied in the cattlecar on your way to the camps.
Sucks for you.
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 21:30:08 No.113922
>>113887
sounds hot tbh
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 21:42:23 No.113924
Not fucked at all, I'll just show them my porn folder.
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 21:51:17 No.113926
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Luckily for me I am a degenerate.
Arcanine 03/06/16 (Sun) 23:11:38 No.113934
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>>113921
Well, my N word was specially developed to neutralize even the most special trained tumblr force.
I win bra. Viva la Revolução
>>113926
>being degenerate
>it's lucky
No wonder you have shit waifus in your computer. Saya is best girl.
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 01:21:50 No.113971
I'd just need to click my TiTS shortcut and load up the relevant save.
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 02:04:42 No.113982
Just spend like ten seconds explaining and crying about your trans-dyke genderqunt non-CIS gender identity. If they want proof, just call them a shitlord and tell them not to trigger you.
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 02:49:41 No.113988
at any given time I have enough hentai tabs open to prove that adequately I think.
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 03:12:10 No.113993
I'll open up my Videos/Meme folder and show them my copies of SWAP.avi and Gayniggers from outerspace
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 10:10:52 No.114049
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I am a degenerate as well.
hotwheel get fucked
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 13:10:23 No.114063
Not at all.
I'm no degenerate but I am a POC (to use their words)
I'd shout racism oppression etc. etc.
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 14:16:12 No.114070
Jokes on you I've been preparing for this day. I pull the girl cloths out of my closet.
Failing that, I pull up my own tumblr page where I design clothing.
YOUR MOVE LAWPYRSN
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 16:09:29 No.114086
I am a "horse fucker" (brony) though this may be seen as sexist since I only fap to non-futa mare pics where they are basically ofering themselves to the viewer.
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 16:28:49 No.114093
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Simple. Tell them I am a oppressed non-binary otherkike. They can't question any of this. It would be racist and transphobic.
Arcanine 03/07/16 (Mon) 22:05:17 No.114137
>>114093
/thread
original peepee poopoo
Arcanine 03/08/16 (Tue) 00:07:12 No.114154
>>113971
>The guy who did CoC made a new game
Time for space Paladin playthrough.
Arcanine 03/08/16 (Tue) 01:07:35 No.114180
I knew I saved all of that furry porn and isolated myself for years on end for a reason!
Arcanine 03/08/16 (Tue) 01:09:35 No.114181
>Unless they have no trigger discipline
>"trigger" discipline
hehehehehe