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File: 1457324294920.webm (2.92 MB, 1200x720, 5:3, 1438980134034.webm)

 No.114000

WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE FUCKING NORMIES SAY TO WOMEN TO GET THEM TO FUCK THEM AND GIVE THEM FREE DRUGS

I CAN'T EVEN ORDER FOOD I WANT OR TALK TO MY OWN FUCKING FAMILY HALF OF THE TIME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STICK MY SMALL PRICK IN A BITCH MOUTH

 No.114009

Half the time they don't SAY anything. It is active listening. Being quiet is always better than saying the wrong thing.


 No.114016

>>114000

>>114000

SOURCE, I MUST HAVE SOURCE


 No.114025

>>114016

Its from a german movie called Possession, actress is Isabelle Adjani

Next time use reverse image search, nigger


 No.114029

>>114000

I used to have an issue talking to people. (I still do). But what you need to do is keep doing it. Even if the things you say come out wrong and you sound like a huge faggot. Eventually you'll get better at it. (but never as good as normies)

Get good with easy stuff like ordering your own food. Work your way up to getting a job where you don't have to talk to people much.

As for getting women… I don't fucking know.

Not even normies can tell you how to get women.


 No.114040

>>114025

>Born: June 27, 1955 (age 60), 17th arrondissement, France

timeisflyingbi.gif


 No.114041

>>114029

>But what you need to do is keep doing it. Even if the things you say come out wrong and you sound like a huge faggot

I literally have no idea what to say even if it's nonsense


 No.114071

>>114041

For basic conversations it helps a lot when you are sneaky and manage to listen in on what the normalfags are talking about. Stupidass "watercooler talk" stuff like weather, sports, TV, celebs etc. is most times an easy mode to default to.

When you have no idea what to say at all, best to just keep all you say concise and factually and listen more than speaking.

Practice smiling in front of a mirror or a cam, cams being the far better option since you can review it better.

Smiling in a noncommittal way and nodding is often the best reply to people who just want to complain about their shit without really needing any answer.


 No.114119

>>114041

If you're talking to someone with a purpose then it shouldn't be too hard to figure out what to say.

And you don't have to start conversations with people if there's nothing to talk about.


 No.114127

>>114000

> posts on 8chan with a soundless webm from 4chan

Fuck off.


 No.114199

>>114127

I was disappointed she didn't start masturbating tbh


 No.114211

>>114127

implying it's from halfchan


 No.114259

>>114119

How do you find someones purpose without talking to them?


 No.114287

Women give out free drugs?


 No.114288

You'll never learn how to dance by standing and staring from the sidelines. You have to join.


 No.114289

>>114211

No where else has soundless weebums you cuntrag.


 No.114292

File: 1457455411437.mp4 (6.09 MB, 320x240, 4:3, UchuuKaizokuSaraVol3d2.mp4)

>>114289

I made some soundless webms (well, mp4s) for 8chan, because it saves half a meg of the file size for more video.

:(


 No.114293

File: 1457455705065.mp4 (4.66 MB, 320x240, 4:3, lolfcl1.mp4)

>>114292

hm I'm trying to find some glorious 2d that fits my example, but it looks like I didn't exact meet the requirement.


 No.114294

File: 1457455880485.mp4 (6.34 MB, 320x240, 4:3, tribmelolgacl1.mp4)

>>114293

see the objective is to get close to 7-8 mb without exceeding it.

a lot of these 3d pig videos get closer than the animu shit does. I think because I made the 2d perfection first, so the videos are only 20 seconds.


 No.114295

>>114292

Nobody gives a fuck about the 1/16 size savings when you cut the sound out of the clip.

You also need to encode into webm instead of mp4.

sage because nobody is going to watch your shitty no-sound mp4 crap


 No.114300

File: 1457459484141.mp4 (4.79 MB, 320x240, 4:3, inmaseiden23cl1.mp4)

>>114295

wow that's really interesting, gj on having a hysterical conniption


 No.114310

>>114016

>>114025

Actual source is any random Swedish girl trying to walk home when she's gangraped by a bunch of invisible migrants.


 No.115164

>>114000

>WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE FUCKING NORMIES SAY TO WOMEN TO GET THEM TO FUCK THEM AND GIVE THEM FREE DRUGS

I will tell you the secret. Most women (who have not had children) are insecure deep down. This is biological and genetic, men have testosterone and about 40,000 of social conditioning for self-confidence and leadership. Women who have not had children seek a man with testosterone and self-confidence.

Here is the problem, and since I don't want to make assumptions about any of you fine anons I will use myself as an example. I am naturally a needy person because of childhood abandonment issues. I want to be held, comforted etc. Guess what, women want to be comforted too and they don't want to do any of the comforting. This is why despite what women might say, men crying or having emotional problems is not attractive. How can a needy man with his own issues comfort anyway? I didn't have loving parents, and now that I am an adult man no woman will comfort me, which means this is an experience I will NEVER get to have. Ever.

For vast majority of species with sexual reproduction it's the female that selects the mate. If a man wants a mate, he has to do the things that women find attractive and not do the things women find unattractive. That's life.

So you can either get over whatever problems or issues exist in your own life that cause women to consider you a loser (which is generally emotional neediness) or you can be alone.




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