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 No.114074

> circumcised "men"

 No.114077

>mutilated at a young age

>"clearly you just aren't trying hard enough to fit in"


 No.114104

>born in america

>parents decided not to circumcise me

feelsgudmane.png


 No.114120

> be born a male

> be cute vulnerable squishy mess after being ejected from mother's womb

> want to nuzzle up to your mother to feel her warmth and security

> doctor interrupts intimate bonding between parent and offspring

> 'would you like your child circumcised?' he asks and proceeds to recommend the procedure without telling your parents exactly what will be done, or what the immediate and life-long complications are

Parental Permutations

Mothers will be for or against it for whatever reason and their influence varies greatly with her mate's level of control.

Keep in mind that it's "normal" there, so the issue is sileced by the government, the medical industry, and the uninformed masses.

#1

> father is a cutdick and agrees to have you suffer like he did without a second thought

#2

> father is cutdick and has half a brain, your bits are spared

#3

> father is intact, but is unhappy due to societal influence over his non-mutilated state

> has his son mutilated instead because he's too much of a pussy to cut half of his own dick off

#4

> father is intact and some intelligence

> your bits are spared

"America, land of the free*"

unless you are a male, in that case half of your penis will be amputated when you are an infant at the request of your parents, to be sold to cosmetics companies

Doctors and parents, not even once


 No.114161

I blame schlomo.


 No.114171

Trends are finally reversing now the medical evidence that reducing STD infection likelihood has been called into question. Most likely it's only useful for reducing infection between fags, at the cost of one's sexual pleasure.

America's next generation will laugh at their parent's and grandparent's mutilated willies.


 No.114176

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>>114161

>It's the joos fault non-jewish people are willingly choosing to circumcise their sons

The Jews are only indirectly at fault here. If Americans weren't so easily influenced and stupid then circumcision wouldn't be so widespread.


 No.114182

>had some fucked up virus bug infection thing that made my forsekin swell up to the size of a peach

>bye bye foreskin

>i dont really give a fuck because it's stil 7 inches and feeling less = lasting longer

i guess it would be interesting to "fully" feel


 No.114200

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>>114161

blame puritanical Christ fags actually, schlomo only gravitated to a lucrative money making scheme created by the gentiles need to mutilate their kids for Jesus. and they almost got female circumcision to catch on too, they poured a bunch of acid on the baby so it would burn off the nerve endings.


 No.114237

Go away Mohammad.


 No.114332

>>114074

>blaming people for shit they did not decide

By that logic, cripples don't deserve any respect either.s


 No.114388

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shiggy


 No.114636

I don't want to watch inside out or whatever the hell this movie is called but I want to fuck that disgust bitch.

I want her to vomit on my dick as I lick her shitty butthole.


 No.114641

>>114332

Nobody would argue you that here on 8chan.

People hate niggers, kikes, chinks, spics, snackbars, etc etc etc

They mostly hate people for shit they DO, like SJW, but they also hate people for what they are and didn't decide to be


 No.114702

>>114200

>old testament

>aka jew bible

>"Circumcision is the sign of righteousness"

>implying schlomo was not there since the beginning

>what is a bris?

Are you actual, factual JIDF?


 No.114724

>>114702

books of Moses is the only "Jewish" parts of the OT. Jews do not believe in the OT or written tradition. This is lip service to Christians, the meat of Judaism is the Talmud and oral law.


 No.114942

Enjoy your hideous dog dicks, uncutfags. When I piss, I'm not greeted by a disgusting mass of skin that has to be peeled back to expose an unreasonably sensitive and squishy dick just to keep from getting a UTI. And it's not like any of us here were ever going to get laid anyways, so "muh nerves" means nothing.


 No.115021

>>114942

uh fam maybe you should check your facts before posting bullshit


 No.115029

>>114942

dogs have foreskins?


 No.115176

>>114942

Whatever you say faggot. Im gonna have great time tonight stimulating my frenulun, causing am intense orgasm and amount of pleasure that you will never experience. Maybe your hatred towards us is fueled by jealousy.


 No.115227

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>tfw when superior Australian who didn't get mutilated

How does it feel knowing a child raping priest bit the tip of your dick off Americucks?


 No.115283

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>>115227

Hold up guys, im a fluent speaker in shitpost and can translate this post for you all:

>mfw focken aussie 'ere, were full innit

muh barbie an' kwalla bares mayte, we got big dicks unlike them british wankers right maytes?


 No.115310

>>115283

Back to your cell, MoonMetropolis.


 No.115340

>>115310

>MoonMetropolis

w-what, i was just memeing


 No.115366

>>115283

top kek m8, what a crocke' ay?


 No.115376

>>114942

>has to be peeled back before peeing just to avoid getting a UTI

This isn't true at all. Where the hell do you get your information from?

>it's not like any of us here were ever going to get laid anyways, so "muh nerves" means nothing.

It makes fapping feel better.


 No.115587

Not my choice familia.

I wonder if getting corrective sex surgery to reinstate the fullness of my gender would trigger /pol/ in this case or not…


 No.115602

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>>114702

have you suffered a recent head injury?


 No.115627

>>115587

I'd have to advise against going under the knife. Plenty of men stretch what's left of their mutilated bits to regain some of the function lost.

There's a wealth of information out there, lookup foreskin restoration (non-surgical). If you'd like this particular anon's help/advice, I lurk in this board's IRC often enough I'll be on today around 6pm EST because muh job and I'll be glad to help. Just pose the question and wait or make your username there something penis-related and I'll find ya.

this offer also goes out to all the other anons out there that didn't have a choice and want to do something constructive about it


 No.115700

>>115602

plebes > normie

(cause normie is a stoopid word)


 No.115751

>>115627

Foreskin regenaration is supposed to be a thing, isn't it? I heard there was an Italian company called Foregen trying to make it real, but they're underfunded because Jews won't let them have money. The problem might be solved when general human regeneration is a thing, which we honestly will likely not see in our lifetime.

Also last I checked this board's IRC is pretty dead.


 No.115770

>>115751

>>115627(moi)

Yes, they're working towards it but there's not been much progress partially due to money and partially due to how deeply the ritual is embedded into our culture. I mean, would you be happy if someone told you you were mutilated and how badly you were off? People don't want to deal with reality and they think they're fine. It also doesn't help how much the medical community is for the procedure, seeing as how they profit off of it handsomely.

The path I'm taking is the non-surgical stretching method. I may make a board and log progress if I can bring myself to it. Lurk long enough and you can find some people on IRC.




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