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 No.114222

Hello fellow robots. I'm just tired of life, I keep getting dealt shit hands. I'm 22, working a dead end job, live with my parents, they think I'm graduating CC this year but I'm not, I don't even have a tenth of what I need to graduate but I've been going for 2 years. I don't have enough money to pay for more than one class at a time then with work I have no time to study so I end up failing. I don't even have a car and they expect me to move out soon. I think I might just unplug myself.

 No.114224

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>>114222

Twenty two and burned out.. son,, don't even know all the ways life can sneak up on you and kick you in the balls yet.

I would murder an innocent infant and eat it raw if I thought it would send me back in time so I could be where you are now.

I know things suck more for young people than any other time in American history for the last 80 years.. Shitty job market,, lowest entry level wages in decades,, College tutition has gone up 600% since 1975,,,

But fuck.. all you have to do to pass for human is take a shower, shave and put on some clean clothes.. You can still convincing lie and pass for a normie.

You could chat up some chubby drunk girl at closing time and get some physical intimacy.

Try being an obsolete model robot built in the late 60's… They can tell at glance I am not one of them.


 No.114243

>>114224

You can continue to lie, but you cannot avoid the consequences of lying.


 No.114245

>>114222

save money from work dude, you got a job so you are halfway there. you arent alone either, most of your generation is fucked. learn to blame past generations for putiing their sins on you, realize the odds arent in your favor but it can be done, and just work and save.


 No.114247

In my later 20s here

You havent even begun to know whats available in life.

Participate in some church communities if you want to be around nice people. Go on some trips. Learn ruby/python. Find an incubator or entrepreneurial/startup shop near you. Reach out to your relatives and friends abroad. You have a network, reach out.

What you feel right now is .0001% of life's capacity, you're just too young to understand. Whats a couple of years of your life working hard to ensure a future for yourself and family? In 5 years if you don't do something, ANYTHING, youre just going to look back and wonder what the eff you were dont. Stop being so hard on yourself. Its not about the money, its about the opportunity, its about experience, its about esteem.

Books:

7 habits of highly effective people

the unstoppables

how to win friends and influence people

rich dad, poor dad

the articulate executive

the defining decade

next generation leader

startup business model canvas


 No.114248

>>114247

doing*


 No.114264

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>>114247

>recommending shitty bestsellers

Who the fuck still reads and actually believes all that bullshit? That stuff is literally made just to make money off of retards.


 No.114267

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>>114247

>7 habits of highly effective people

>how to win friends and influence people

>the defining decade

>next generation leader


 No.114269

>>114247

Church and trips have been good to me. but I take issues with this:

>join the good goy entrepreneur scene

if he were cut out for it, he'd probably be in it already.

He could consider doing a hobby as a business or something, self employment. But startup?

The fail rate, the nerds starving to death on ramen, I can't see any reasons why to put one self through it.

>>114267

Carnegie's How to Win Friends and influence is legitimately good (from what I've heard). Good for OP, well who knows. I agree that the rest is self-help malarkey

on a tangential note, I'm considering reading Art of the Deal; watching that bastard slice through politics like butter was entertaining.


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>>114243

This guy thinks lying has consequences..

That's only true if you caught,, and someone has the power to stop you.


 No.114272

Just tell them if they didn't want to support their child into his 30 they shouldn't have fucked up your country and had a kid

Worked for a lot of other NEETs


 No.114273

>only 22 years old and wants to end life

you're pathetic.


 No.114275

wait…

>I'm 22

>I don't even have a tenth of what I need to graduate but I've been going for 2 years

>>114222

O_O


 No.114522

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>>114222

>become an OTR truck driver.

>manage to live on your own despite being an educational failure


 No.114524

>>114224

>You could chat up some chubby drunk girl at closing time and get some physical intimacy.

No I can't grandpa. I'm just like you; everyone can see my autism.


 No.114525

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>>114245

"work and save"' Who else is living paycheck to paycheck,, just waiting to be driven into debt by car repairs or some unexpected expense?


 No.114526

>>114524

Well then, you're worse than I ever was.. Back when I was twenty two,, I could shave and shower and pass for a real person.

Back when I was twenty two,, you didn't actually have to have achieved anything you could just talk a good game… You cannot pull that gag after age thirty.


 No.114527

>>114522

live on your own.. constantly alone on the road in a fucking truck cab.

You'll be lucky to be home three days a month.


 No.114528

>>114222

If this is for real, get help.


 No.114553

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22? get the fuck out of here faggot

at 22 I had my heart crushed by a slut, went crazy got kicked out and sent to live in a random city, 2 hour commute from my home, IN A HALFWAY HOUSE WITH LITERALLY NOTHING BUT CRAZY AND/OR DRUG ADDICT BLACKS lol

>no smart phone

>no internet

>no tv

>definitely no car (never had one)

I'm now 24 and I live in this fucking trailer. look at it. yes that's a bottle on the floor. there is broken bottles I walk over and never picked up

And - I'm not complaining

Get out


 No.114556

>>114553

There are few things I hate more than a cluttered living space.

Clean up and take a shower, faggot.


 No.114557

>>114247

lmao u didn't read that

none of u fags read

listen - u don't need to read a book if you don't want. yt exists. plenty plenty plenty of shit to watch

look up gary vaynerchuck

look up the tmba podcast

look up danger and play for all it matters. mike is a closet homosexual and a nasty person but the site is ok - the podcasts are good

>>114269

goy entrepreneur scene? what are u talking about faggot

>taylor pearson apprentice

>sign up for mailing list

>learn seo, get the Google analytics iq certification, google adwords certification

if you want

>udacity - learn python for free

>apprentice offer pops up

BAM

>location independent job -> off to saigon u go, all the pussy u can pay for and a nice 1 bd apartment


 No.114558

>>114556

am I older than u?


 No.114560

>>114558

I'm 26 and I live in my parent's garage. It's pretty good to be honest.


 No.114565

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>>114560

this trailer is honestly the first thing I haven't grown so attached to. privacy trumps conventionality in most cases

this is my old cave


 No.114568

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>>114553

Nothing makes you appreciate your own living space than living in flop house for awhile. I've been there too.

It's amazing what you can endure when you don't have a choice.


 No.114590

>>114568

not a lot of women in flop houses.

they could never tolerate that kind of hardship.


 No.114631

>>114568

honestly

>couch in the backyard

>would wake up and immediately take my blanket and lay in it

>read a ton of books, the entire GoT books over a couple of months

>hangout with one black chick sometimes

>smoke weed with another guy

>extremely relaxing all day

>take my time and enjoy eating

>enjoyed the newspaper

>enjoyed my cigarette breaks

>spend the entire day at the movies, movie hopping by myself

a little boring, but definitely livable

>>114590

there was actually an attractive white chick I only got to see for 1 day before I left

she seemed slow from drugs, but she was about my age. we probably would've fucked tbh


 No.114666

>>114222

30 year old here. It doesn't get better.


 No.114669

>>114553

>here is broken bottles I walk over and never picked up

ABLOO BLOO BLOOOO

This is the most childish thing I've ever fucking read

Literally MUH SQUALOR


 No.114675

>>114222

Life is shit get used to it


 No.114685

>>114669

fucking basically lmao

even if it was clean it's still a little trailer from the 70's

op made a thread saying his life is over, why don't you talk to him


 No.114706

well op do something neat before your exit




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