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 No.114231

Congratulations, you have become a father.

How do you raise your young daughter in the diverse world of 2016?

 No.114232

Fugg off /int/


 No.114235

It's not mine and I'm no cuck.


 No.114242

Father myself a granddaughter in her cute little tummy.


 No.114249

It's never too late to abort.


 No.114250

Move to Poland.


 No.114252

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>>114231

Amputate an arm and replace it with a sweet metal claw prosthesis and throw her into the fighting pits so she will emerge shiny and chrome to ride with me in Valhalla.


 No.114256

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>>114231

Why, yes, I homeschool her, of course, just like the rest of my kids


 No.114258

>>114231

Nice try OP.

But I'm an impotent and I won't be raising some chad's daugther.


 No.114270

Neglect her so much she will develop a daddy complex and will try to find a man like his father.


 No.114274

lock her in a basement, make sure she has absolutely no contact with any element of modern society, media, or modern technology.

educate her on how to do laundry, wash dishes, and cook my food.

once in awhile, tell her I love her, let her play as much as she wants (as long as it isn't with fat barbies or bratz or anything modern and tainted like that).


 No.114286

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most importantly, you have to be ready to discipline your daughter.

remember that females crave authority, so you must be authoritative when disciplining her.

first, as soon as she does something wrong, a belt must be produced immediately. either remove your own, or if you are not wearing one force her to remain still while you remove hers.

then, in a commanding tone, demand that she lower her pants/raise her skirt and bend over your knee. from there, order her to lower her panties and then make her wait until you begin hitting her bare bottom.

when you are done, be sure to reinforce that you don't want to have to hurt her and that you love her. she may be angry and may not believe you the first few times, but eventually she will accept her role in your life.


 No.115118

> Congratulations, you have become a father.

wew, the Holy Ghost is at it again


 No.115122

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We're going to watch anime and play video games. She'll be homeschooled and kept away from social media.


 No.115441

i take her to the interracial breeding grounds at the ripe age of 10

there the master of ceremonies will congratulate me for making such a wise decision


 No.115452

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Instill upon her the values of multiculturalism and encourage her to befriend as many minorities as possible. To foster this, I would organize as many sleep-overs and slumber parties as possible so that she would learn to thrive in the multicultural world of diversity.


 No.115456

I would simply hold her hand.


 No.115911

Homeschool her, have a television but no connection to TV channels - she can only watch films and tv shows from the selection of DVDs and videos I've made avaliable to her, and ideally she'll only watch them when she's with me and/or her Mother (so we can bond together and we can explain things in the movie/show that she doesn't understand). This way she will be free of degenerate shit that corrupts people's minds today, and she's less likely to become a lazy couch-potato.

I'll try to get her interested in reading, by reading to her often, and buying her several books, ideally pretty editions which catch the eye of children (that doesn't mean it has to be infantile shit - you can get more mature shit that is still eye-catching, such as pic related). As a Brit/pol/ak, Arthur Mee's children's encyclopedia seems like a good choice as it encourages British patriotism and explains the inferiority of other races. It also caused Muslim riots for their depiction of Mohammed, and the book apparently was a big inspiration for David Starkey (Based British historian who BTFOs SJWs).

I'll take her to some outside classes/groups so she can make friends, and try to encourage her with the right sorts of people. I will flip my shit if she finds a xeno boy or otherwise degenerate person.

In reality though I'll either have to give in to my wife by giving her access to degeneracy and freedom from discipline (as the wife will probably think it cruel even though it's for her own good), or I'll stand up for my principles and the wife will divorce me, take the kid and all my money. Either way the girl is fucked.

Thanks [current year].


 No.115913

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>>115911

*pic related (folio society - overpriced as fuck, but worth it if it's pretty enough for her to decide to read).


 No.115923

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>>114231

Id raise her to be respectful and responsible. She will get /fit/, she will learn to adapt and overcome in diverse environments, being able to feed off things that would make a billygoat puke. She will become proficient in close combat. Using all that iv'e taught. she will enter the modern world, not prey, but predator, able to set a goal and reach it, no matter how difficult it may seem.

But above all. a respectable citizen and eventually a loving wife and mother to whomever deems worthy.

>>114252

noice, seems that we are on a similar page.

>>115118

>Getting cucked by those you worship

Literally goddamn it.


 No.115941

>>114231

That's a strange interpretation of the plane scene.

Homeschooling her. With no Television.


 No.115960

cum inside her cunny everyday


 No.116457

Postpartum abortion. It's never too late. Checkem.


 No.117033

Move to the country where we're far away from people who persecuted me, and douchebags trying to get one night stands with my everything and live happily ever after


 No.117107

>>115923

Neat, fit girls are the best fucks.


 No.117109

>>114252

WITNESS ME DADDY, WITNESS!


 No.117125

Put her up for adoption, I'm not dealing with the shit a child brings.


 No.117172

>>115911

>British

>superior

lel


 No.117339

"sids"




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