/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

Taken from wizchan.

Do not post about, express the desire to, suggest or imply that you have had, will have or want to have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).

Do not post about real life social activities or friendships, or suggest that you voluntarily take part in social activities (e.g. going to a bar or party).

Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.

Posts should be on topic and relevant to the thread. Do not deliberately submit low quality or inflammatory posts for the purpose of trolling or flaming.

Do not post, request, or link to any content illegal in the United States of America.

Do not flood, spam or derail a thread by posting disruptive content.

Try to keep similar topics to one thread; duplicates will be locked.

Do not post 3D male or female pornography, or 3D content that is solely intended to arouse, attract or fawn over.

Example of a rule-abiding situation: post your favorite Japanese idol music video on /jp/, or a picture of the Mona Lisa in an art thread on /hob/.

Example of a rule-breaking situation: post your favorite 3D succubus porn actress, or any discussion on the appearance or sexual attractiveness of 3D females or males.

You must be a male virgin and at least 18 years old to use this website.

Do not sign your posts with a name, avatar, signature, or any variations thereof.

No raiding or doxing.

Do not spam, or advertise your product or website.

If you think a post violates a rule, report it. Do not respond to the post or announce your objection.

Do not abuse the report feature by submitting pointless reports

Do not post personal information about yourself such as your real name or e-mail address. Profile usernames, such as your Steam name, may be posted.

Subarashi!

>>114339

>ban all porn

>ban all >tfwnogf

>ban all disagreement

truly a progressive policy, lord pantsu

why don't you just fuck off to wizardchan if you like it so much you turbo nigger, this board is now worse than it was under the /intl/ occupation

You're an idiot.

>>114396

You, are a dirty Commie.

>>114348

It's complete shit, that just enables a fucking sadbox for human garbage that doesn't even try to improve itself

I mean, this is just disgusting:

Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.

Improvement threads, or fawning over 3D shouldn’t be frowned upon. It's only shitty in my opinion when some normalfag thinks he's the messiah and starts his own advice thread.

>>114339

Nigger, I was about to go over those rules and explain which should be omitted and which should be left up for consideration, but honestly the whole thing is shit. What can actually be considered issues here?

>One guy that spams obvious nigger bait

>A few uppity normalfags or people pretending to be normalfags

>A few /int/fags still clinging to the idea of M-MUH OC!

>CP spam

And most of the top three points are probably just the same people trolling.

>>114402

>doesn't even try to improve itself

That's why /adv/ exists, you stupid faggot. If a robot wants to "improve" and seek for advice he must go there.

>>114404

What word of the sentence

FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT

you don't understand?

>>114412

>Improvement threads

>>>/adv/

>>114450

How about you get the fuck out and go back to wizardchan if you want your "pure" site/board. This is /r9k/, and while your kind are tolerated, you are not the end-all, be-all for this board. This board is about original content, and yes, some memes as part of the board culture, but if you want some board-nazi admin bullshit I suggest you fuck off back to 4chan or wizchan or wherever the fuck it is you came from.

Cunt.

>We will most likely end up using a modified version of the wizchan rules page.

Wizchan is one of the most miserable, deadsouled places on the internet. It is seriously right up there with SA in terms of fucked up moderation and worthless userbase.

If I wanted to to go to wizchan I'd just go to wizchan, not 8chan's /r9k/.

>>114486

>all this useless memery

You're like a faggot that discovered /v/ two weeks ago and still hasn't gotten over the "huehue all videogames are terrible! We at /v/ hate videogames!" phase. Fuck off you tryhard little bitch, everybody can smell the new on your ass no matter how many times you call them a 'normie'. Fuck yourself.

>>114468

>This is /r9k/, and while your kind are tolerated

>This board is about original content

That's how cuckchan /r9k/ was destroyed, by normie faggots like you. If you have your way I expect an endless torrents of berating threads masquerading as """advice""", """"fembot"""" and trap threads.

I touched a nerve, right normie scum? You destroyed other boards, it is not enough to you and want to do same here just to ask in the most hypocritical way alter "what happened? Why the decline on quality?"

Please leave or understand what is /adv/ aim.

>>114493

>That's how cuckchan /r9k/ was destroyed, by normie faggots like you.

As opposed to the pristine untouched downsie nature reserve that is wizchan? If you're just going to shriek and piss and shit yourself whenever anyone implies they have human relationships, why even come here? Go be among your own kind. No one will trigger you there, the mods will make sure of it. Cuck.

>>114339

> You must be a male virgin and at least 18 years old to use this website.

But what about the robots who are awkward socially due to childhood sexual trauma?

>>114339

only the first 3 guidelines are relevant, the rest are normal rules.

Also, wizchan is hardcore virgins, to not be wizchan 2.0 we can adjust those guidelines

from

>Do not post about, express the desire to, suggest or imply that you have had, will have or want to have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).

to

>Do not post about, suggest or imply that you have had, will have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).

most robots want gfs, however everyone hates bragging

>Do not post about real life social activities or friendships, or suggest that you voluntarily take part in social activities (e.g. going to a bar or party).

We can remove this guideline, it'll only be a bad problem if it infringes the first guideline

>Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.

keep it, it's a must have

i love you pantsu! (´･ω･`)

1. Be fucking hard on bait, we can't share feels when we're threatened. Yes I sound like a fucking faggot.

2. Ban for brag threads

3. Ban for relationshit as OP. If someone mentions a gf in a relevant and helpful response, who cares, we're not wizardchan. If we simply adopt wizardchan's rules why wouldn't we just post on wizardchan?

>>114620

I agree with this. But only with this.

This shouldn't be completely wizchan, however notorious le ebin normalfag shitposting is the only thing that should be against the rules.

>>114620

>>114647

this seems like the best option to me

Fuck no. I'm tired of the hugbox mentality so-called "wizards" create and the dumb us v. normies mentality that they breed. If you want to take a hardline stance by bowing to wizard culture, then why bother having this board? Why not just make a /wiz/ board here or go to wizchan? I don't know about other anons but I often try my best to give some advice if anyone asks. It's no secret that most robots on here want to make a better life for themselves and want to date someone. Effectively lobotomizing that part of a large portion of the userbase just seems stupid. It's not as if everyone who isn't a wizard here sits around to shit up the board- some people give insightful advice. Wizchan is a fucking miserable shithole with one of the worst communities I've seen. If you want to turn this board into a lifeless, constantly negative and hostile place, then I don't know what to say. I'd rather say normal people and wizards should be able to debate with each other.

>>114345

>>114402

>>114468

>>114478

>>114497

100% agree.

>>114404

>Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles

I'm half and half, I'd change it to:

>Do not disparage, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles

This is the only place I can post my weirdo feels and receive empathy, it's why I'm here and if I wanted a constant stream of normalfags who do not understand having a shit on me I'd just go outside. I'll not surrender the board to people who want something different because I have no place else to go, and they do ;^)

>>114660

see

>>114697

And please GET OUT

>>114497

>doesn't even how to use cuck as an insult.

Seriously, Why do you want to destroy this board, Is it not enough for you to destroy cuckchan /r9k/?

>>114492

Have everything to do. You don't belong here. The paradise you're looking for is in cuckchan.

>>114732

>h-he called me a cuck! YOU'RE USING IT WRONG!

I'm using it right. You are a fucking cuck. You're a little bitch that wants the moderation to protect your delicate feelings from even the outside chance of someone telling you the truth for once in your pathetic life. You are fucking pitiful, and there's already a place for people exactly like you.

I'm a 26 year old KV NEET, but at least I have the capacity not to shit myself when someone says they got invited to a wedding or whatever. I don't want my freedom of speech obliterated and this place turned into a hugbox full of mentally and physically sterile people like wizchan: THAT'S WHAT WIZCHAN IS FOR. 8chan is for free speech.

>>114731

Just because you can find people to empathize with here, it doesn't mean that you get a free pass to nuke people who do not empathize with you. Again, look at this fucking board. Look at how many posts there are from anons who are sick of being NEETs and sick of being alone/not having a girlfriend. Look at how many of them want to change things and do something with their lives. I'm an ex-robot/NEET and I come here often because of how many people ask for advice and do want to try fixing themselves, whether it involves finding work or getting better with women. I have no issue with the people who refuse to get out of the NEET/no gf life, in fact I think it should be encouraged to have more discussion about it (between people who are good with women/people doing something in life and NEETs), but I'll be damned if this turns into another wizchan.

Shut up you child. If you want a hugbox where you don't have to feel bad because people want to change and do better and are trying to improve, and you're doing nothing, then go to wizchan.

>>114764

>strawmanning this hard

>trying to put words in my mouth

You are braindead. Some robots have turned into fairly successful people (compared to your average unemployed KV), but it doesn't make them chads. What it does mean is that they are qualified to talk and give advice that a robot should be able to understand because they both came from the same place and similar starting perspectives. I'm not talking about the people who were successful all their lives here, I'm talking about the NEETs who eventually fixed their shit and know what they are talking about because they've lived on both sides of the situation. Just go to wizchan if you can't handle seeing how inadequate you are compared to other posters on here, and seeing people in the same (or an even worse) position as you doing far better for themselves. Wizchan is for people like you who want to rot in their own shit and filth and absolutely cannot tolerate being shown things that make them feel bad so they jerk each other off. 8ch /r9k/ posters mostly revolve around desperation for a gf and a desire to fix their lives, though this "lul normies" board culture is poisoning the well.

You also missed the point. If you are a NEET and honestly think your lifestyle is better, you should be able to post that view here and argue for yourself. If you want to converse with other NEETs, that is fine too. Conversely, if I think the NEET life is pathetic, and I experienced it and got out of it (i.e. I know what I am talking about), I should be able to do the same. Then a debate can be had. Same goes if posters want too discuss women.

Everyone calm your tits, we're not using these exact rules, jesus. You guys are supposed to take these and change them to something that you guys think would be a fitting way to tell people about the culture here, what is and what is not "cool".

>>114771

I think the point you're missing is that people with your viewpoint have superior numbers and that an internet debate solves nothing and convinces no one. Without some protection non-mainstream opinion will be drowned out just like on halfchan. Never again. No one wants to debate you, sorry. The expression of feels and debate cannot happen on the same board, do you want to talk about your shit day with the guy you're calling braindead? He'll call you a faggot and take advantage of your vulnerability. Debate on this topic is possible virtually everywhere else on the internet but runs contrary to the expression of feels on r9k.

Also, you're arguing with multiple people, you've mixed me and another guy up earlier. Just because he quotes me, doesn't mean he is me. I'm insulted you think I'm quoting myself.

For reference I've lived with my gf for the past 6 years. I don't need or care to post about it here. If I did, I would recognise the irony of crying hugbox, while not being able to handle a KV NEET telling me to fuck off back to 4chan.

The amount of trolling in this thread is astounding.

>>114660

>>114402

>>114468

>>114488

>>114497

>>114743

This shouldn't be retardchan's /r9k/ part deux.

aka "YESTURDAE I WANT 2 PAHTTY WIT STACY SMH TBH FAM huehuehuehue BRBRBRBR" every other thread.

Oh and those retarded template threads need to BTFO "Oh anon, you're such a good friend"

>>114339

>Do not post about, express the desire to, suggest or imply that you have had, will have or want to have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).

>Do not post about real life social activities or friendships, or suggest that you voluntarily take part in social activities (e.g. going to a bar or party).

These are entirely too restrictive. If these rule were already in effect we would have missed out on some great 8/r9k/ original memes, such as awwww yeee and slushies. We need the failed normies to post their disastrous attempts at socialization so we can laugh at them. We need robots to post about awkward situations they've been forced into so we can feel with them. These two rules have to be excluded or changed.

>Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.

Does that mean we can't feel over being friendless virgins? If so, then this rule is bad. Real robots hate being robots and we need to post our feels. On the other hand, if it just means that normalscum can't show up and mock us then that's okay but the rule should be modified to clarify this.

> Example of a rule-breaking situation:… any discussion on the appearance or sexual attractiveness of 3D females or males.

This seems wrong somehow. So if someone were to post a feel about not having a qt gf he would be banned? It just seems too strict.

>You must be a male virgin and at least 18 years old to use this website.

18 years and older is definitely good. But should we ban the guy who hired a hooker ten years ago and went limp inside of her and started crying? Robots and wizards are similar things, but not exactly the same thing. I'm a virgin myself, but I think that there are certain circumstances under which non-virgins can be considered robots. I don't know about females, though. Maybe just moderate confirmed females harder since they're more likely to be cancer, but allow them so long as they follow every rule and don't attention-whore?

Other than that it's just about perfect. /r9k/ would be great as a less-strict version of wizchan.

>>114898

>>114928

This is constructive. This is what you're supposed to do. I may not agree with every point, but it's what you're supposed to do.

Can we have a ban on ebonics and black-dominated things?

Shit like:

-using ebonics

-using words from rap (fam, based, nigga, etc.)

-the "black people twitter" images

-any sort of talk about race (tfw no arab gf, tfw no mexican gf, i hate blacks because…, etc.)

Also a ban on the 2-3 blacks that are always posting interracial shit.

>>114337

I liked 8chans /r9k/ because it had no rules. You could speak freely without worrying about some douche bag moderator banning you for not liking what you said/posted.

/r9k/'s original purpose was to be a better version of /b/. If you want wizchan then use wizchan.

>>115087

>Please note, this is not the creation of rules

Oh shit, you can discard what I just said.

>>114781

You couldn't have chosen a worse starting point if you tried

>115239

Funny how it just keeps getting worse the younger the userbase gets.

>>115012

brag-posting and virgin-shaming should be bennable, it could do it better, that way the sex havers wont be bullying the virgins but both could post their shit.

>more rulefagging

>no attempts to better yourself allowed

Keep this faggot shit on wizardchan.

>>114493

Cuckchan was destroyed because it's cuckchan, not because not everyone is 100% wizardchanfags.

>>114823

NONE OF THIS IS TROLLING

>>115259

Fuck off kid. Stop being a pussy.

>>115305

>2016

>still calling 4chan cuckchan

>still thinks the board with no cam whores isn't the cuck.

>>115315

Boards that gives camwhores the time of day are cucks.

>wizardchan too enclosed and angry in general to appeal

>I've always browsed /r9k/ to mingle with fellow NEETs and social retards

>sympathize and emphathize over nogf and being too depressed to shower

>sharing stories and maybe a bit of progress over throwing out that one pissjug even if I've still about 9 more to go and ain't gonna move them anytime soon

>maybe acquire or share advice/experiences

>even small steps like this felt like victory even if I know it's not gonna ever improve enough to get me anywhere

>being a robot for so long made me feel like I wasn't completely alone

This was my last bastion of any interaction. Guess there's always >>>/suicide/ . Th-thanks.

>>115087

Pure freedom and rugged individualism always leads to conformity.

Being the polar opposite of a hugbox and having a flamebox is as bad as having a hugbox. A middle ground does exist.

I'm getting really bored with the pointless fight picking.

Sometimes it gets so bitchy here it even gives /v/ a run for its money. It was not this bad 4 years ago.

>>114339

>no porn

>no >tfwnogf

>no fun

https://gaschamber.com

https://gaschamber.com

https://gaschamber.com

Is it even possible to do anything about the porn spammer?