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 No.114469

ITT: we disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.

> what's wrong anon, don't you have a girlfriend?

 No.114470

>you need to get a job.


 No.114471

File: 1457495829819.jpg (128.17 KB, 800x533, 800:533, laughingglrpnt.jpg)

> look Debbie it's anon, he's dating his hand


 No.114472

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>You're going to die having never really lived.


 No.114475

File: 1457497097660.jpg (23.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, seinfeld3.jpg)

So what's the deal with celibate NEETs? Don't they like girls?


 No.114476

File: 1457497130896.jpg (127.18 KB, 640x469, 640:469, 188.jpg)

>I don't think most people are interested in that, anon.


 No.114480

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>>114469

How was work today, O.P.? You know that social security they take out of your paycheck.. I live off that because "I'm crazy".

I slept til' noon,, and started my day with bong rips and beer and then had a pizza delivered.

What did you do?

Who's the crazy one now?


 No.114487

Noooooo I thought I was safe here!


 No.114489

>tfw I started working two days ago

I fucking hate this shit. I want to be a NEET so fucking bad but my parents have put up with my useless ass for so many years and I can see the hope in their eyes when they talk about how this cushy receptionist job might be the start of my career at age 26. Honestly I'm trying to get a running start at killing myself but the body instinctually rejects even if your mind desires it. Fuck this whole world.


 No.114514

>>114489

If you could have any hobby in the world, what would it be?


 No.114520

File: 1457511268189.gif (124.58 KB, 696x467, 696:467, striped-shirt.gif)

>You've never had a girlfriend? Why not?

>Are you gay?


 No.114545

File: 1457520264958.jpg (122.71 KB, 425x282, 425:282, frustrated-mom.jpg)

>oh son, always playing with that damn PS thing

actually is a 3ds


 No.114599

>>114480

since I already spent my food stamps on cans of soup, packs of instant mashed potato, milk and cereal, I have plenty left over to buy a ton of snacks.

spent like 3 hours yesterday just looking at porn and working myself up for a massive fap.

haven't left my house for almost a week at this point. about to go to a doctor's appointment for free, to get some free medicine, since I am on disability and get tons of free shit.


 No.114600

hey there normalscum chad, I hear you haven't seen your gf in a week or something. just waiting for her to "be less busy" huh?

well I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I found a profile on pof that is clearly her. I did an image search and discovered she also has a profile on a swingers site, AND a hooking site.


 No.114612

>>114514

I can't muster the mental energy necessary to bring myself to care about a hobby. I've even stopped writing. I like videogames I guess since they allow me to turn my brain off and pretend I'm someone better than myself.


 No.114656

File: 1457561666683.jpg (38.27 KB, 431x355, 431:355, 14447076034986.jpg)

>If being NEET was such a good lifestyle, why don't most people do it?


 No.114657

>>114656

Because they can't.


 No.114671

>>114656

>If being free is that good, why don't most slaves free themselves?


 No.114690

>>114671

because dude bro wicked sick keggar muh dik muh peacocking


 No.114707

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>>114600

>"oh, her? Nah, brah that was just a fling. We were just FWB. I hook up with a new girl like every other week anyway.

>"I mean, who could be such a pussy that they fall in love with every girl they meet?"


 No.114719

>>114471

>Implying I masturbate


 No.114722

>>114472

here lies anon

he never scored


 No.115298

>you need motivation

>you need direction

>you need another boss telling you what to do and riding shotgun on everything


 No.115313

>>115298

>boss riding shotgun

>blames you for his mistakes.

>fires you without a reference.


 No.115398

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>>114471

If I've ever seen two kike noses.

Hey, BO, your retarded "muh og"-Bullshit is not preventing the pedo spambot from posting.




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