Hey guys, it's Chad. I've noticed recently that a lot of you seem to be a bit down on your luck with the ladies, and I thought I'd help you out by answering your questions and giving you some advice. Go ahead and hit me up bro, I'll do my best for you

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03/09/16 (Wed) 20:56:00 No.114633

Hey guys, it's Chad. I've noticed recently that a lot of you seem to be a bit down on your luck with the ladies, and I thought I'd help you out by answering your questions and giving you some advice.

Go ahead and hit me up bro, I'll do my best for you.

Arcanine 03/09/16 (Wed) 21:09:25 No.114637

>>114633

What's your position on nofap

Arcanine 03/09/16 (Wed) 21:15:14 No.114640

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>wanting women

I am not a failed normalfag, friendo

I have found true bliss through reading Chaldean mythology and jacking off to Japanese schoolgirls pissing on each other in a speeding bus.

I have moved beyond the realm of normalfaggotry, mortal.

Marduk, young bull of the son, guides me now.

03/09/16 (Wed) 21:22:25 No.114642

>>114637

Hey anon, nothing wrong with nofap, you might find that it helps motivate you to actually approach and talk to girls, take a chance and maybe get lucky.

Arcanine 03/09/16 (Wed) 21:25:29 No.114643

>>114642

>approach and talk to girls, take a chance and maybe get lucky

so you have no clue how to get laid then

03/09/16 (Wed) 21:58:40 No.114651

>>114643

There's really no big secret anon, you just have to be yourself.

Arcanine 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:01:44 No.114653

>>114651

No you dont. You have to be >5'7" and extremely outgoing. Anything else and you die alone

Arcanine 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:18:51 No.114658

>>114633

How do I meet random girls I think are cute?….like outside of a class or club?

Arcanine 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:31:48 No.114661

>>114633

Is approaching girls in collage a bad idea, particularly if it is a place where reputation hunts you down and you could be laughed out of the room?

Arcanine 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:45:13 No.114664

>>114651

You just contradicted yourself. You said "get lucky".

What is it, luck or being yourself? What if you're completley yourself but are unlucky that day. Whose at fault then?

03/10/16 (Thu) 00:30:21 No.114698

>>114658

If you think a girl is cute, just go up to her and say "hi".

>>114661

Don't worry about your reputation anon, the important thing is to go with the flow and follow your feelings. If you approach a girl and she shuts you down, just be cool with it and move on, it happens to all of us. If you've ever fished before, you know that you don't catch a fish every time you drop your hook in the water, and girls are no different.

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 07:43:04 No.114761

>>114698

Where does everything go from "Hi"?

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 07:58:19 No.114765

>>114761

Listen, I'm not Chad, but trust me, unless you're a perfect 10/10 or have a chiseled bod with an okayish face, do NOT try this method, or listen to anything Chad says. Why, you ask?

Well, since Chad is naturally gifted, most girls will naturally gravitate to him, even if he's talking about the most inane bullshit, they'll laugh and nod and think he's awesome. Why? Because in their mind they've ALREADY decided that they'll give him a chance to bone.

Now, if you're normal, I suggest you start correcting that. Start going to the gym, and start reading stuff. If you want a girlfriend, go and ask the one or two people who you hang out with to set you up. If that's not available, go and join a club you're comfortable with.

Now, when you've identified your target, don't start flirting immidiately, they'll get their gaurd up. Try and find out what they like, and try and introduce that one little hobby in everyday convo. When she's interested, keep talking, put in a funny joke here and there. This puts you from a 'no' category in a girl's brain to a 'maybe'

A couple of months of this and you can ask her out for a casual coffee. Then build on that. slowly.

Alternatively, go to a party where everyone's drunk out of their skull and find a sloot to bang.

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 09:05:40 No.114772

>>114765

This is not good advice. I'm an ex-robot/kissless depressed guy, came from the same position of knowing nothing to doing pretty well with girls so I know what I'm talking about. A lot of this advice is really bad, mainly because it implies looks are everything and you can't copy Chad's success. It also teaches you to give your power to women and play by their rules. Most girls don't take too long to know if they like you or not (learn not to waste your time and cut losses), and not flirting from the beginning is a death sentence.

The fact of the matter is that anyone can copy what chad does, hell, I've spoken about the most boring things but girls were interested. What separates you from Chad is nothing more than beliefs. He's got certain beliefs and expectations and its coincidental he has the ones which girls like. They don't understand what they believe though, which is why they should be disregarded when asking for advice, and it is also why they keep saying "just say hi", "be yourself". Any guy can get those same beliefs and copy his results. You will need some practice, but most issues you have solve themselves if you just go out. This is all assuming you want the best girl you could possibly get instead of settling for the first one to like you. It may sound like new age garbage to you but it is how I got good. Watch this program if you can. It is everything you need to know about getting girls without having to change yourself or use magic lines or get money or feign interest in what they like.

https://cloud.mail.ru/public/93774c8492d3/Real%20Social%20Dynamic%20(The%20Blueprint%20Decoded)

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 12:41:38 No.114793

>>114640

>Chaldean mythology

Where can I get my hands on this?

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 12:42:20 No.114794

>>114664

lol idk dude just be yourself and maybe you'll get lucky lol

03/10/16 (Thu) 15:06:24 No.114805

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>>114761

It depends on how she responds, her words, her gestures, her facial expressions will all give you a clue as how to progress. If you don't have experience in this sort of thing just go with your feelings; if you bomb out then take it as a lesson you learned, pick yourself off, and wait until the next time.

The point is that you just have to give it a go; you're going to be dead some day, the universe is huge and there are an infinite number of universes, so nothing really matters anyway. Just go for it and see what happens, rinse and repeat until you make some progress. You've got to learn some time, might as well start today.

03/10/16 (Thu) 15:07:56 No.114806

>>114640

>Japanese schoolgirls pissing on each other in a speeding bus.

I do not believe that images like this exist, so you are going to need to provide proof. For research.

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 16:07:14 No.114808

>>114805

>There is an infinite number of Universes

Please, don't quote things about QM that you (probably) don't understand, it triggers my autism.

Thanks.

03/10/16 (Thu) 16:44:49 No.114813

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>>114808

> he doesn't know about multiverse theory

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 16:49:32 No.114814

>>114813

That is an interpretation of QM.

Do you understand from where does it come from?

I'm tired of people citing shit they can't understand.

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 16:51:32 No.114815

>>114814

Of course i'm talking about the many-worlds interpretation of QM.

I think there are others models about this stuff, based on the inflation of the primitive Universe, but i guess that isn't what most people think about when talking about the multiverse.

03/10/16 (Thu) 17:00:50 No.114819

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>>114814

> Do you understand from where does it come from?

Do you understand how to speak English?

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 17:05:01 No.114820

>>114819

Are you butthurt you can't understand QM?

Not many people can.

And English is not my native language, so i really don't see any mistakes.

03/10/16 (Thu) 17:27:19 No.114824

>>114820

No butthurt here, all I see coming from you are accusations without any explanation as to why you disagree with my statement of an infinite number of universes, AKA you're just being a whining little cunt.

> English is not my native language

Okay then I'll give you pass on that one.

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 17:29:50 No.114827

>>114819

You're like trainfag and that guy who posted Taylor Swift with dating advice. Who the fuck is this?

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 17:36:06 No.114829

>>114824

Firstly, i sincerely do not know of empirical evidence that can back the multiverse hypothesis.

Secondly, most people who talk about this haven't even taken an undergrad course about quantum mechanics.

The QM explanation for a multiverse is, in a very short and shallow way, that every single physical system has a mathematical function (called wavefunction) that describes everything about the system.

And there is not only one wavefunction for each system, there is an infinte number of wf (i will call wavefunctions "wf" because i'm a lazy fuck) and you can build any of them as a lineal combination of wf (for example, wf3 = constant1* wf1 + constant2*wf2).

There was a physicist called Everett who said "hey, maybe i can take the whole Universe as a system and describe it as a wavefunction". He realized that then we have an infinite number of wfs to describe the system, and those that don't match our Universe are other universes.

That is a very basic and almost wrong way of explaining it. It is hard to convey these concepts by means of written language, you would be better off by learning the math behind quantum mechanics.

I recommend you a book written by J. J. Sakurai called Quantum Mechanics which covers in detail the maths behind all of these. Download it and read it. If you don't understand it, start studying the shit you need to learn to understand it, be it classical mechanics, calculus, complex analysis, etc.

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 17:38:05 No.114831

>>114824

And of course i'm whining. I said that this shit triggers me.

03/10/16 (Thu) 18:05:36 No.114847

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>>114829

I think I understand where you are coming from, but please try to understand that just because someone doesn't understand the mathematical models behind the multiverse theory doesn't mean that they cannot be cognizant of the fact that they may (or may not) exist, nor should it preclude them from discussing the possibility of same.

Yes, I do see that you have a basic comprehension of the numbers behind it, but that does not give you any right to put any discussion of multiverse theory into lockdown because someone else does not share your same level of numerical comprehension regarding the theory (nor should you ever assume that they don't).

03/10/16 (Thu) 18:08:26 No.114849

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>>114827

>You're like trainfag

lol, I'm the guy who always tells him to go die in a fire

Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 18:13:35 No.114851

>>114847

The fact that you consider the multiverse hypothesis as something that may or may not exist untriggered me a lot.

I insist on understanding the physical world through at least a mathematical approach because it's the best one to understand me, or at least it was for me.

The only reason i try to lockdown these disscusion it's because it is usually nothing more but an attempt to look smart by people who know shit about nothing.

You seem to not be in that group however.

03/10/16 (Thu) 18:22:21 No.114855

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>>114851

I only discuss multiverse theory because I truly consider it to be fascinating; it's one thing to comprehend, however briefly, the size of the universe, but it is another thing entirely to consider the possibility that there may be an infinite number of them. For me it is a very liberating concept, for no matter now tied down and beaten we are in our lives, we are rather insignificant compared to the scope of time and space.

Besides, when you tell a chick about this it really makes her question the importance of keeping her panties on.

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Arcanine 03/10/16 (Thu) 20:21:59 No.114875

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>>114793

Start with the Gilgamesh epic, m8

>>114806

I couldn't find it ANYWHERE on the internet, so I uploaded it for ya

http://rg.to/file/a98c358ac654dc614dff1fdb85311a97/skkkoolbus.AVI.html

Arcanine 03/11/16 (Fri) 01:13:21 No.114940

>>114633

How do chicks feel about brownies? Specifically, brownies that are right next to hot coacoa?

Arcanine 03/11/16 (Fri) 08:34:04 No.115000

>>114940

I could only put it into 'thoughts', so to speak.

And those thoughts would be AWWWW YEAAAAAA.

Arcanine 03/11/16 (Fri) 10:02:34 No.115006

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>>114875

I hate to tell you this, anon, but Gilgamesh was the first Chad.

"When the gods fashioned Gilgamesh, to him they gave a perfect form. The glorious sun Shamash bestowed upon him glory; Adad the terrible god of storms bestowed upon him courage. The great gods perfected his magnificence beyond all others, terrible like the great wild bull. Two thirds god they made him; one third man they made him. […] He leads forth at the front, the leader; he brings up the rear, a trusted companion. […] Gilgamesh does not leave a daughter to her mother, nor the maiden to the warrior, nor the wife to her husband."

Arcanine 03/11/16 (Fri) 10:18:54 No.115007

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>>115006

Yes he forced all the men to work on the wall of Uruk while fucking their women. But later he went gay for the beastman Enkidu that the Gods originally sent to destroy him.

He had the hot smoking Goddess Ishtar (Inanna, Astarte, goddess of war and love) confess her love for him, and he rejected her like a true chad.