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 No.114971

Looking back on it, I've always been extremely pathetic. I remember my time in university…

I remember those were two and half years (I graduated early) where I had no friends, no contacts, no connections. I remember weeks would go by without anyone saying a word to me. I just didn't know how to make friends, and frankly, none of the people I met in classes really piqued my interest as friends (and I'm sure I they found me boring, too). I tried attending a few clubs, but I didn't find friends there, either: however, I'd sometimes tag along just so I could go to dinner with them, or, very rarely (twice in the entire time I was there), so I could get invited to a party, where I wouldn't talk or interact with anyone, but proceed to drink myself into oblivion to forget my loneliness. I was so alone.

I only had an acquaintance that - in retrospect - wasn't very interesting or fun to hang out with. He only hung out with me once in a while, and only because his real friends had ditched him or he had no money to join them. I would get so happy when he invited me to do something ("Someone finally invited me to something!"), but I would always get bored because he was boring: stupid, immature, a party-dude bro type who thought I was an autist (he only put up with me because I sometimes used my funds to buy beer or give him answers in a Statistics class - God, I was such a cuck. How often he would ditch class to bang random whores, and I'd still give him the answers just so that I would get asked to hang out every so often).

In my final semester at university, at the very beginning of the year, I made a friend on 4chan's /r9k/. I don't even remember how - all I remember is exchanging e-mails. We started talking, and, well, I really enjoyed it. He was the only one who cared about me. Eventually, I found out he was gay, too. In December of that year we became boyfriends. I even used the last bit of the funds my parents had put in my bank to pay for a plane ticket for him to come visit me (what else was I going to use it for). In the end, this internet bf left me some months later: I never even got to meet him in person thanks to a fiasco with my parents (I am sure if we had met, we would still be together).

I have no friends. I work at a minimum wage office job. I don't talk to any of my co-workers. I don't have friends outside of work. The only regular contact I have with humanity is my parents (with whom I live).

I'm so lonely.

I hate my life. It's always been like this. I can't say it's gotten worse or better: my life has always been like this.

 No.114974

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>>114971

>had boyfriend

I hope you're over that gay shit and it was a phase

>I'm pathetic, more self loathing etc

This is some pretty typical robot behavior fam, though most of you problems sound simple. Honestly m8, start confiding in yourself and get some self-respect, grab a hobby (like wizards do) which you enjoy. Find something that makes you happy, and if all else fails turn to pic related


 No.114976

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>>114974

>I hope you're over that gay shit and it was a phase

>phase

No, I've always been that way.

>if all else fails turn to pic related

I'm agnostic.


 No.114979

>>114976

>>114976

>it's always been that way

Really? Even early on (HS and shit)?

>agnostic

Well, at least you're not a fedora. Look, from a Christian POV, it makes sense why you're unhappy m8. Being isolated from God, hating the world yet indulging in its pleasures, being and acting like a ghost,etc. If you confide in the world (or not entirely, since you're no normie), you're going to be empty. Man needs a purpose in order to live, to keep on. Instead of being a faggot and doing nothing of value, go out and find SOMETHING. You're not going to accomplish much by complaining on /r9k/ and fun posting for the next 10 years or so. Also, understand that you aren't ever alone. You'll always have God, whom is just waiting for you to unfuck yourself, for your sake.


 No.114986

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>>114979

>Really? Even early on (HS and shit)?

Since early childhood, regardless of how you Jesus people seem to think it's something we 'choose', whatever that means.

>Being isolated from God

Stopped reading. Please go, Christfag. I'm not going to believe in your cult. I was raised somewhat Catholic, but I stopped believing because it's nonsense, and even my family doesn't follow it anymore. Telling me to 'believe in God :)' is about as meaningless as telling me to go pray to Zeus or Mithras.

Go back to your containment board. I didn't post on here to get preached on religious matters. And don't dare call me fedora, because I'm not on your containment board. This is /r9k/.


 No.115032

>>114986

not him, but you really ARE pathetic. turn to God, it's not like anyone else will love you for who you are.


 No.115034

>>114986

If you won't accept help then there is no hope for you, so go chase some poz and slowly die of aids you fucking faggot.


 No.115043

>>114986

When you cut your ties with Him, his good energies stop being channeled into your soul. It will then slowly die away, like a flower without water, and eventually you'll be possessed by the dark ones, who will put those disgusting ideas of anal fake pleasures into your mind.

You say you were raised in a "somewhat Catholic" family. The fact it is "somewhat" tells me none of you have the real understanding, but still, they had some effort going into connecting. But you, since you weren't raised by properly connected people, you never had faith, did you? And that's why you were "like that" since early childhood. I'm sorry, you were doomed since the beginning.

But not everything is lost. Hear me out: the first step is understanding, understanding what's wrong with you, why can't you be one with God, why can't you see the Creator in yourself. I can understand you're a faggot, can you?

pls anon, Jesus saves. Save yourself, accept Jesus.

Also, it doesn't matter if it's Zeus or Odin or whatever name you call it, it doesn't even need a name tbh. It's all Him. And no one is telling you to "pray". "Pray" is pleb tier placebo, we are telling you to connect on a higher level.


 No.115066

>>115032

>>115034

>>115043

Christfags pls go


 No.115067

>>115032

God isn't real.

>>115034

>religion

>'help'

>>115043

Won't even bother reading.


 No.115071

>>114974

>tfw christfags are on your board shitposting that old jesus meme

Religion is for normies. Get out.


 No.115082

>>115066

I will go when He calls my name. Until then, I'll be here, alongside all of you, my brothers, and I will help spread His word of salvation and true love.

>>115067

>Won't even bother reading.

I think you should. One sentence at a time. Take it slowly first, just like if it were your boyfriends sinful penis, but instead, it's salvation.

>>115071

>get out

you wouldn't say that if it was a big black dick, would you? smh tbh fam


 No.115086

OP is this thread the sudden realization that the problem is you not everyone else?

You seem like an autist who probably only went to uni to try and make friends. Otherwise you would be doing something related to your degree. Get over yourself and accept you wont rise above wage slaving or youd have done it already.


 No.115091

>>115071

the normalfags of the /reddit/ internet are very much proud of their smug atheism and "enlightenment" that spiritual folk will never experience


 No.115100

>>115091

Reddit autists are still less normie than christians. But I agree with you about not liking smug atheism since there really isn't a way to prove god doesn't exist.


 No.115104

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the complete self absorption of elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time.

ours is a cultural ghetto, wouldn't you agree?


 No.115132

>>115100

>since there really isn't a way to prove god doesn't exist.

>Ya can't disprove Unicorns exist!

>Ya can't disprove Spiderman exist!

>Ya but you still can't disprove the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist!

>YA BURT YER STILL CANT DISPROVE THE ORBITING TEA POT AROUND MARS, BA-DERP!


 No.115149

>>115100

>normie

it's normalfag. fuck off leddit.

get out.


 No.115183

>>115132

Yes, the magical flying spaghetti can not be disproven and is therefore just as valid as the bible.

Even though we can't prove/disprove the existence of a god I completely agree with you that organized religion is a fucking joke.

>>115149

I don't even have a reddit account but I bet you have one. Fucking normie.


 No.115184

Holy shit where did all the christfags come from? Y'know I bet jesus would be pretty cool to smoke a blunt with


 No.115187

>>115184

We came from Heaven, sent by our Lord Jesus Christ Himself, to save your degenerate souls.

Jesus confirmed for cool to smoke joints with. Are you coming to church next sunday, anon?

or we might just be larping because boredom

still, the fag op is being close minded

strange, since he is a fag after all


 No.115188

>>115187

Nah anon church is boring as fuck. Tell Jesus I said hi




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