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 No.115018

>fell for STEM "meme"

>computer science (programming and algorithms, not IT)

>classes are engaging, interesting, and not terribly difficult

>normies don't make it through the gauntlet because "these classes are so haaaaaard"

>those who don't try don't make it through because "calculus is impossibly hard"

>made it through with flying colors and little effort

>land job making 70k right out of college with no internships or work experience

>currently rolling in money

This is legitimately the robot profession, they even expect a degree of autism when hiring and being nervous is common, my interviewer even looked like he had some metal components.

I want my fellow bots to feel the good feel of having plenty of money and turning

>tfw no gf :(

into

>tfw no gf to take all my money :>

 No.115023

dat math tho


 No.115025

>>115023

>Fearing math


 No.115026

>>115023

>Fearing math

Top kek


 No.115027

>>115025

>>115026

Fucking criplekike fix the website


 No.115048

i was going for compsci degree but failed calc twice lol


 No.115057

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>tfw no matter how much money you have you'll never get what you really wanted in life

to be happy


 No.115084

Ive decided to go the physics route

I figure ill spend my days sitting somewhere comfy working on shit with other people who are much the same. Plus i get to talk to people who actually enjoy what i do.

Wont make as much as someone in comp sci but im not too bothered about sheckles.


 No.115099

I don't believe in myself. For fucks sake, I'm still trying to move out of mommy's house. Where would I even come up with the mones for school.


 No.115105

honestly I was very much on my way towards being a scientist… when I was about 10 or 11.

then mom had another kid she couldn't be bothered to take care of, I hit puberty, and my teenage years are a massive unremarkable dark smudge.

but hey at least mom is there to constantly remind me that it was my own fault.


 No.115112

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>>115025

>"le college-level math is ez" meme


 No.115130

>>115018

>calculus

>hard

why do people insist on this?


 No.115131

I'm a linesman and I make more than you.

College is for scrubs, don't go.


 No.115133

>>115112

College algebra is a joke and calculus isn't hard, upper level maths get a bit difficult in areas but ultimately it's nothing terrible, just make sure you read the book if you didn't get it in lecture

>>115130

Probably hearing about it through lower schooling as something difficult later in life then they reach it and scare themselves out of it

>>115131

Grats. This is definitely an alternative but i would likely kill myself out of boredom, I'm doing something i love and making a big paycheck (compared to most people that are wageslaves). Could absolutely be considered a robot job


 No.115160

op when u hang yourself from the depression (because the money won't make u happy) can you live stream


 No.115180

I miss academia. This 9-5 office job is shit.


 No.115220

at this point 4 year school is just too much for me both in expense and effort.

if i continue my education community college programs will have to suffice.


 No.115236

>>115057

irrelevant, at least you'll have a good job and can get basically any car you want, a damn good house, and you can buy a maxed out computer every year.

All in all that doesn't equate happiness but it's enough to keep things from being too boring and routine


 No.115237

>not putting your feels into art


 No.115250

>>115237

>programming is not art


 No.115422

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>>115250

Depending on how you program, it can be.

>Get tasked with code refactoring

>Get message back from code review

>Message says refactor job is elegant, clever, efficient

>get told to never do it again

LET ME POST MR WHEELS


 No.115423

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>fell for the compsci meme

>graduated on top of my class

>land a 7k a year, 9 to 5 job because I live in a third world shithole

>people expect me to be grateful for having the chance of being enslaved for such a little pay

>this is actually an average pay in this country

I fucking want to kill myself every day.

Somebody please nuke this shithole.


 No.116024

went for bio degree

shit memory fuck me i don't even know

currently fucking up

should have gone for comp sci


 No.116025

>>115423

where do you live?

im sry


 No.117668

>>116024

Sadly if you can't make it in chem it's unlikely you'll make it in comp sci

No offense mang


 No.117672

I'm in my first semester and I'm taking statistics. I go to the class and pay attention while I'm there and note down any important stuff the professor says. I look at those notes before the tests since I tend to forget stuff, but that's all the "studying" I do. My grade is 98.5 and the class average is about 70. How are they so fucking stupid? I don't get it.


 No.117683

>>117672

>how are they that stupid

You get to hear their "adventures" every monday

>dude I totally passed out on someone's lawn

>Ya I fucked stacy last night but I ran out of money for a condom from buying too much booze

>thank god I'm not using my own money for college

>Ya I here just for the babes i don't care if I even pass

>Ya labour jobs for us

>Maybe we can bug the government to tax those who work hard and give it to us


 No.117705

>>116024

I am taking electrical/renewable energy shit

also should have gone with comp sci

This shit is a lot of math. Not that it's hard, but I'm just not studying because I don't fucking care about it anymore like I thought I did, feels bad man




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