/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

clubs are shit, and the only reason to go is to peacock for female attention.

>>115200

There not a single positive thing about them, and i better stay home, to not get disgusted by normalfags?

>>115198

I only lost my virginity at 23. You can do it. If your looks are mediocre, then try chatrooms. Girls are easily manipulated, if you manage to make her fall in love with your personality, then she won't mind your mediocre looks.

I knew that feel 6 months ago. Soon it will be 24 and virgin.

I want to tell you what to do but I really have no idea.

>>115207

It doesn't help if your by yourself

>>115208

Get drunk (not too much), look alpha

Have a fake gun on the table to show how serious you are, maybe cut your face and give yourself a scar before going to make yourself look cool

I don't know man

You would hate the nightclub

>pay stupid price for drinks

>females are confused and maybe a little scared of you

>no success at all lonelierthanever.jpg

>give up and go home

>hate yourself more for being hopeful

Dont waste your time anon

>>115219

You right, i have no chance to get someone to even talk to during this night. Because i am not even talkative person, and most normalfags go there with their girlfriends or friends.

I bet socializing there would be living hell.

>tfw you want social contact

>but you dont wanna do the things other people wanna do

>literally abandoned friendships because the people weren't interested in doing the same things as me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EJ6PeVnzCk

>>115233

I understand that feeling. Especially when you are inside incredibly liberal crowd filled with feminists, furries and sjws…

Can't even talk about simple things. One day they got rid of me because i expressed hatred towards sonic and mlp.

>>115198

Happy birthday anon. I would not to go the club alone because I would be afraid of looking like a fool. Though I recognize that facing my fear might be helpful.

Happy birthday you meme loving fuck

worst case scenario

>"eww what's that creepy loser doing here?"

>call security on you

>severely injured but not killed as you are ejected from the sight of the holy western princesses

As somebody who has been to clubs before to try and "fit in" and also because I basically hate myself in general, it's not worth it.

If anything it would make you feel lonelier.

What I'm scared of is leaving if the interaction goes poorly. I think I would be alright approaching a girl. (Just introduce yourself, right?) The problem is saying goodbye if she isn't interested in me. Do I just say bye and walk away? What then? I can't just go over to another girl immediately, that would look desperate. It would look silly if I left immediately, but then at least I would be done with the awkward situation.

The more I think about this, the finding a nice girl at random seem really unlikely. What are the chances a mildly attractive girl shows up alone and is attracted to me?

Looking forward to OP's report.

>>115203

if he doesnt have social skills, wit, or charisma then what makes you think he's able to manipulate girls online?

Why are you even on this board? Fuck off.

>>115253

Good luck, friend.

OP what happened

>>115333

Odds are non-existent.

> remembering how clubbing has been in the 80s and 90s

> reading your account

> cringe

not your fault OP

>>115380

You have balls friend. Seriously, well done.

Sorry about that though. I don' think i;d ever go out again if that happened to me, ya know, being the sensitive piece of shit i am

>>115380

I kinda know how you feel. I went to two clubs and both were shit. Loud and shitty music,overpriced drinks and bydloscum everywhere.

>>115405

Music is never good in such places. You always think that night clubs should offer good selection of tracks, but its actually mostly overrated pop shit, that is worse taste than edgy teenagers have.

>>115402

I don't consider that having balls, cause i don't have strength to talk in a big party. I can talk freely with 1-2 people, but when there are more than 3 people i usually go completely silent, while listening to bullshit they discuss. If i am not drunk of course.

Also i must notice people actually don't go there to find new acquaintances and friends or to build relationships, but to get drunk as fuck, go wild and have their time doing cringy shit for laughs. I bet no one remembers anyone aside from small group initially gathered friends the came with.

Its actually not bad to people who hate socializing, because its not like you are going to make new friends or anything anyway… But this doesn't help if you want to fix that.

It seems like the worst place to search nice girls, i am convinced in that obvious fact now.

>>115198

You still have some youth. its not too late for you. Go out, get drunk and get a birthday hooker. that will solve one problem. Just try to enjoy yourself.

Here , a happy pepe. :^)

As someone who works in a nigtclub, let me help you out here.

Don't meet girls in Nightclubs for anything other than casual sex. Don't do anything with a girl who nightclubs other than casual sex. Any girl who ever goes to a nightclub is worthless for anything but casual sex.

>>115333

It's fine walk away. They probably won't be sober enough to remember after a few minutes anyway.

I always seem to blow it with girls myself. The last time I went to a club some drunk chick was running her hands through my hair but I beta'd the fuck out of there.

Nice job OP. I envy you kissing girls.

>>115380

guess what anon: you did more than most of us would.

>nightclubs

Shiggydydoo.

Just get a hooker.

>>115380

Really brave my friend.

>>115380

>club

>tabletop games

>jenga

areyoutryingtofoolmeagain.gif

>>115815

Some clubs have games like Mario Kart and shit nowadays.

>>115198

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z2WXhDXJDS

>>115217

You're 23 and your parents don't allow you to go out?

trivial things and beliefs*

>>116227

Maybe being homeless wasn't a bad experience. Everything can come to ruin in this world in seconds.

>I started growing bored of vidya

Well, i get bored by a lot of modern vidya too. So i leave myself with few titles that actually make me think on what i am doing while playing.

Also getting some more complex hobby in making something will be even better. I had one, but stopped doing it because of failure to make my works better.

>Good Luck, OP.

Thanks. I'l need it. You too.

>>116309

Good fucking job, Soldier.

You braved the social whirlpool and gained some decent experience out of it. Now where do you go from here?

>>116369

Because you have to waste your money on garbage? Pirate vidya, save money.

>go to nightclub once again

You're a normalfag, embrace it and get out of here.

>>116373

>You're a normalfag, embrace it and get out of here.

If i was normalfag, i could at least have lost virginity. I am just seeing things that limit me beyond your typical fear of going out in public. And that's fucking all.

>Pirate vidya, save money.

Can't pirate Neptunia VII or Digimon: Cyber Sleuth for ps4. But you right, it may be still garbage.

>>116376

>I am just seeing things that limit me beyond your typical fear of going out in public.

>fear

There is public and then there is nightclub. You went once, you consider going again soon after, that's all the troubleshooting needed.

>Neptunia VII or Digimon: Cyber Sleuth for ps4

Oh I get it now, you need the newest shiniest shit, but you're totally not a normalfag.

I you have to pick between spending your money on vidya or clubbing, you're probably in a situation where you'd be better off saving, whether it is for future proofing or at least being able to compensate loss of hardware.

>>116380

>you're probably in a situation where you'd be better off saving, whether it is for future proofing or at least being able to compensate loss of hardware.

Well, i am convinced, you right, i'l save money. Thanks. Don't know what the next day will bring me.