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 No.115354

Ever had a chance to feel absolutely vindicated through the power of love?

I have.

>Be me

>2 weeks

>Dating girl I met at UNI

>She's smart, funny, geeky, cute.

>Let's call her Annie.

>Tig bitties

>kneesweakarmsareheavy.mp3

>Annie and I have some GOAT conversations.

>Can actually handle the bantz

>Dishes a few good burns here and there

>Still feel like somewhat of a beta

>I don't want to act like a Chad, but I don't want to be submissive either.

>It's making me nervous

>She's looking at me with two blue pearl eyes, right back into mine

>Makes me wonder what she sees in a guy like me.

>Feel like a cuck for not flirting back

>Is this what it feels like to be Onision

>I mean Jesus christ, yes I lived in a feminist household, and I used to be a feminist but it was more Christina Hoff-Sommers levels of feminism than Anita Sarkeesian, I've stopped being a feminist because of what it's become, and this is how I have come to be?

>I must find a way to break this cuckery.

>it ends tonight.mp4

>Go and see movie

"hey anon, how about we go and see Deadpool?"

>Wouldn't mind seeing it again.

>Yeah sure.

>See movie.

>Annie is snuggling up to me.

>Now here's the funny thing about Annie and movies. Whenever I've gone to see a movie with Annie, it has always had a sex scene. ALWAYS.

>Deadpool was no exception.

>I felt like fate was taunting me, or at least nudging me to make a fucking move.

>Still don't want to come off as some womanizer.

>Fuck me and my betaness.

>Movie ends after post-credit scene.

>Going down the stairs.

>Check my pockets.

>My wallets missing shit.

"Oh sorry Annie, I forgot my wallet."

>rush up and get it.

>the tension is getting thicker, holy fuck I can't take it.

"Oh wait Annie, there's something else that I forgot."

"What's that, Anon?"

>Lean in and kiss her.

>Lips depart, she looks somewhat stunned but impressed.

>But she's standing as still as a statue.

"Annie are you okay?"

"Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?"

"you've been hit by"

"you've been struck by"

"A smooth criminal."

 No.115356

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>>115354

View the picture attached to this message in order to comprehend the feelings I have for OP.


 No.115357

Reminder: These were never funny.


 No.115359

Jokes on you OP in a few years none of these millennials will even know who Micheal Jackson was.


 No.115406

>I used to be a feminist

lol faggot


 No.115409

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>>115359

And solely because he was actually redpilled.


 No.115480

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Today I want to talk to you about Be Positive or Be Quite.

And you know what…The mistake that we make too often is that we talk out of it.

You may be saying:

"I'm too old, it's not going to happen to me.."

"I'm an introvert, I can never be the best sales person in the company…”

"I never have luck in my investment…”

"I always meet the bad guy who doesn't appreciate me…”

"The economy is going to be bad, I'm worried I'll be laid off…"

“I don't have experience, they are not going to employ me…”

Listen! You cannot talk out of DEFEAT and expect VICTORY. I don't know why we are born to draw upon negativity but the moment you verbalize your negative thoughts, you are giving life to it. Same goes to when you speak positive words, you are inviting positivity. We cannot stop negative thoughts, but what we can do is don't speak it out, ZIP it UP! Don't curse your future! Sometimes, your dream is delayed is just because of what you are talking. We must learn how to respond correctly to your negative thoughts.

Look out for more inspirations.


 No.115486

>>115480

Thanks positivity nigger


 No.115495

>>115354

I have, it's a curious thing.


 No.115505

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>>115486

Don’t let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.


 No.115513

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>>115354

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.


 No.115514

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>>115354

Set your sights high, the higher the better. Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. Realize that nothing is too good. Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way.


 No.115521

>>115495

I know right? It makes me weep.


 No.115523

>>115495

>>115521

Well that's weird, because it makes me sing.




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