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FML Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 19:15:59 No.115449

>Be bored one night, download MeowChat

>Put a photo of me, message girls, ofc no replies

>Suddenly, get a message from a female name with an anime icon

>We both live in the same state

>Message has tons of exclamation points, and she greets me and asks how I am doing

>It takes me by surprise, first time girl has ever shown interest in me

>Start talking with her, mfw she says she loves anime and video games struckgold.png

>We like the same anime and video games, and she leads the conversation, while complimenting me and saying I am very cute

>Conversation turns to the philosophy of life and how she is super lonely and nobody likes her, I say I feel the exact same way

>Start to slowly fall in love with her, even though I have not even seen her face

>Ask to see her face

>She says she's really shy and I will stop talking to her, and that I should get to know her more

>Don't want to push her, so we get each others numbers and start texting everyday

>She texts me every 5 seconds, I like it

>We get to know each other more and I get attached to her

>Ask to call her, but she has an excuse every time, like being at the bus stop, someone in her room, social anxiety, etc

>Months pass, I like her a lot, we have everything alike, but it's really fishy how she won't show me her face or talk on the phone

>Ask to see her face today

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 19:29:18 No.115451

This cant be real.

If it is please grow up. This is like 2009 xat chat weeb level.

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:05:14 No.115457

>>115449

The only problem here is that you both talk like fags.

Other than that, what's wrong? If she says she's a girl, she's a girl. Grow up. Looks like south european women anyway, the only thing missing is long air.

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:06:22 No.115458

>>115449

Also,

>Becca <3<3

><3<3

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:18:23 No.115462

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:18:48 No.115463

>>115449

My quality of life has suffered tremendously for having read that shit. Humanity as a whole needs to be purged.

smoking sage 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:19:00 No.115464

>>115451

holy fuck

op gas yourself

you have bigger problems than falling in love with a gay nigger

you talk like a god damn pussy 8 year old, you should have dropped this shit when you were like 13 max, i mean fuck, the only people who do that above 13 are autists

like you and that nigger

my advice :

btfo him for lying to you and man up, getting rid of that pussy talk is a start

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:24:12 No.115465

File: 1457900652645.jpg (46.79 KB, 446x600, 223:300, 1311131826758.jpg)

>>115449

This belongs in the trash right next to Foam Adventure.

smoking sage 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:27:48 No.115467

File: 1457900869108.gif (1.88 MB, 300x403, 300:403, 1455185845604.gif)

>>115449

>hey :-3 wassup lil kawaii cuppycakes? did u has a nice sleep last night :-3 you went to bed early ~~ have any sweetie dreamies?

>is okay qt ;-3333 how is u? Wut is U doing? i am watching sum animu, life is ronree 3-: u should be next to me i will strangle u tight nex to me and den i shove POCKYzzz in ur mouth :-33333 i wuv youz <333333

>*givz u morez* here qt KAWAII kitty witty pur for mez i wuvz you, ssuch a naughty kitty, *slaps UR kitty butt ;-3

holy fuck

i want to hang myself

this cringe, it's so fucking unbearable

ill continue

>i is soweez 3-;

>so uh, weally wanna a pic of u, cuz it almost been 3 months since talk <.~ i kno u iz shy but for me plz :-33333

god

op

fucking hell

when i posted my last post i only read the first 2 messages, but god damn

you are fucking retarded

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:27:53 No.115468

File: 1457900873164.jpg (14.78 KB, 409x383, 409:383, 1443411517904.jpg)

KAWAII NIGGA OUTTA GOD DAMN NOWHERE

smoking sage 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:31:00 No.115470

>>115449

op i don't care how much you regret making this post

what compels you to speak like some kind of god damn otherworldly being capable of ultimate annoyance

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:32:10 No.115472

Is op going to accept his new relationship with gay trans muslim nigger, because its 2016?

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 21:32:40 No.115483

>>115449

This is funnier than brownies next to hot cocoa

03/13/16 (Sun) 21:35:06 No.115484

>>115449

Go back to 4chan weeaboo faggot.

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:35:33 No.115496

>talked like this FOR 3 MONTHS

>it was a dude the entire time

>didn't even get put the brownies next to the hot cocoa

dude

at least convince him to try being a trap and then maybe you can get something from this

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:42:53 No.115499

File: 1457908973867.jpg (35.7 KB, 540x304, 135:76, ew.jpg)

>Talking to someone typing like the for fucking months

>It was a nigger tranny this whole time

Why would you stick with person you had not seen the face of for months anyway?

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:48:21 No.115500

literally penguin of doom tier shit

you are so fucking gay op

you may as well fuck your nigger bf to close the deal

if he's that much of a faggot himself he'd probably crossdress for you so there's that

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:48:21 No.115501

>>115449

Why would you talk like that? Why would you talk to someone who talks like that? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:06:13 No.115502

File: 1457910374308.png (707.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1435525835932-4.png)

>plastic Groucho Marx nose

Arcanine 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:19:38 No.115504

Well I think we finally found something more autistic than brownies & hot cocoa. Good job OP, you win, the autism spectrum is unable to even classify you.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 02:06:51 No.115533

>>115457

>If she says she's a girl, she's a girl.

Tumblr, I…

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 02:08:58 No.115534

>>115533

LOCAL MAN: "CHECK EM"

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 02:13:42 No.115536

>>115457

Med women are hot, you low test fag.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 02:14:46 No.115537

File: 1457921686263.jpg (144.44 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 1452738970352.jpg)

>>115449

>NO WORRIES

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 02:25:00 No.115539

>>115449

>you didn't call him a nigger

Missed opportunity

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 02:30:48 No.115541

File: 1457922648904-0.jpeg (99.66 KB, 620x670, 62:67, 1453640764911.jpeg)

File: 1457922648906-1.jpg (8.96 KB, 251x251, 1:1, 1425531615328.jpg)

File: 1457922648948-2.jpg (102.11 KB, 682x600, 341:300, 1420436551902.jpg)

File: 1457922648948-3.jpg (18.92 KB, 400x320, 5:4, 1443489232902.jpg)

>>115449

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

OH FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Anime

not even once

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 03:16:16 No.115551

File: 1457925376367.png (169.32 KB, 360x357, 120:119, Sketch Face.png)

>Be OP

>Talk to girl for over 3 months

>Talk like you're in some perverse anime

>She gives you brownie points

>You put the brownies next to your hot cocoa

>Find out "she" is a guy

>yfw

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 03:18:05 No.115552

I'd still have sex with it tho

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 06:12:56 No.115593

>>115449

>she leads the conversation

Just for a future heads up OP. Girls do not lead conversations.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 06:18:04 No.115595

this is the funniest thing i have seen in quite a while

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 06:23:13 No.115597

>>115593

op has learned.

>>115449

At least you know you arent gay. you are so not gay you basically fell out of love within seconds of seeing it was a dude. you are more like one of those guys that falls in love with a thai hooker because you are naive and jyst dont know how this shit works. its all good, i got catfished once by a girl(?) that knew how to rig a webcam to make her look completely different than real life. shit happens, move on.

nice trolling btw make up more shit like this pls

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 07:23:01 No.115607

File: 1457940182104-0.jpg (13.52 KB, 236x342, 118:171, mai waifu laughs at your d….jpg)

File: 1457940182213-1.jpg (57.27 KB, 565x303, 565:303, yfw.jpg)

As much shit as this board gets, we unintentionally make some of the best OC 8chan has to offer.

Holy shit OP. I want to believe. /a/, not even once.

>Then you saw her face

NOW YOU'RE A BELIEVER

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 08:16:13 No.115611

>>115607

viral marketting for meowchat

smoking sage 03/14/16 (Mon) 08:59:26 No.115613

>>115611

nah, nobody outside of the chans will give a fuck about this shit, they'll sympathize with the gay nigger for being a

>gay

>nigger

>2016

and call OP a homophobe for not catching HIV

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 09:07:35 No.115615

You deserve each other. Haha, what a thread, OP:

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 09:19:36 No.115617

File: 1457947179520.gif (1.52 MB, 1536x856, 192:107, tmp_10884-19aafe8820e35ea4….gif)

I honestly think it would have been better if the niggaboo was cucking you for an actual girl.

Anyway, OP you should really kill yourself as penance for:

1) Being a massive faggot for talking like that

2) Having us read that, killing dozens of brain cells in the process

3) Being the biggest faggot on /r9k/, no, on 8chan, honestly that us a tremendous feat.

It's actually quite astounding, I truly think that you broke new ground in so many places, calling you a faggot simply doesn't detail how huge of a faggot you are.

Just like your big, black boyfriend, you know what else is dark? Brownies and hot cocoa. Congratulations! You EARNED it.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 09:34:43 No.115618

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Someone screencap this shit.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 20:43:01 No.115708

File: 1457988182042.gif (170.66 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Nowthat's.gif)

>>115449

It's time to be gay.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 20:47:18 No.115709

File: 1457988438648.gif (1.59 MB, 250x209, 250:209, clackityclock dine upon co….gif)

>wassup lil brownie cuppycakes POCKYZZZZ ;-3333333

>time to put you next to some kawaii hot cocoa

>WTF YOU'RE A NIGGER

CAPITAL LEL

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 22:28:07 No.115727

File: 1457994487581.png (51.35 KB, 413x516, 413:516, Youtried.png)

>>115449

I'm sorry anon, but you kind of earned this by talking like such a colossal faggot

Nothing but shame now

If he's cool, keep him on as a friend for the discussion but make it clear you're not interested. You could stop talking entirely, but that would only leave you both emotionally damaged. Bow out with grace.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 22:31:07 No.115729

It'd be great if someone could pull together an image macro from the OP and this thread to post in LOL threads.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 22:38:12 No.115730

File: 1457995092957.png (77.46 KB, 300x100, 3:1, suicide.png)

>>115449

>wassup lil kawaii cuppycakes

You have much bigger problems than getting catfished by a nigger, OP.

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 22:39:28 No.115731

>>115729

holy shit nigger, kill yourself

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 22:48:49 No.115732

>>115729

those are cancer

Arcanine 03/14/16 (Mon) 23:23:45 No.115740

>>115731

>>115732

You know what I mean. Image-based threads, whatever they're called in the locale you're posting in. A rose by any other name.

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 00:43:08 No.115750

>>115727

Legit advice. OP got catfished to fuck.Nev Schulman get in hur. You're a better man than I for giving advice and not mocking OP.

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 08:47:37 No.115805

File: 1458031659683.png (162.32 KB, 448x336, 4:3, 1344097718327.png)

>>115740

>Hello my fellow anons :^)

>Wouldn't it generate many "lulz" and enjoyment if we would make a virtual collage of this thread that we can share on 9ga.. I mean LOL threads, or whatever they're called around these parts ;^)

>I'm looking forward to your reply, fellow anons!

>Please upvote or give me karma or whatever that's called in the locale you're posting in (^;

SUICIDES IS PAINLESS

IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:09:32 No.115808

File: 1458032972308.png (376.14 KB, 495x461, 495:461, 1428266386734-1.png)

L O L

three months after the cocoa and brownies thing and then you outdo yourself with this. Fuckin A, this is unbelievable. What a fag, how have you still not killed yourself?

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:26:48 No.115809

Wheres hot cocoa guy? You two could be friends.

Awwwwwwww yeeeeeeeee

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 09:33:17 No.115810

File: 1458034397446.jpg (46.85 KB, 383x499, 383:499, 51wMECNEDtL._SX381_BO1,204….jpg)

>>115808

>>115809

There's no way they could be the same faggot.

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 12:14:07 No.115818

>>115810

>beginner's autism diet

>book cover is apparently retarded kid blowing on his burned fingers after touching molten cookie dough out of the oven

>like a retard

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 12:36:06 No.115822

>>115818

some autist have high pain tolerance

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 13:18:43 No.115831

Someone pls screencap this shit first the brownies guy and then this.

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 14:12:28 No.115840

File: 1458051149559.jpg (30.57 KB, 207x399, 69:133, dasitmane.jpg)

>>115537

>NO WORRIEZ

Fix'd 4U

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 15:47:51 No.115853

>>115805

Jesus christ anon, I sure inflamed your autism.

7/10, ironic shitposting is still shitposting

If I could make a suggestion, using iFunny instead of 9gag would probably be more accurate if you're trying to call someone a newfag as 9gag's largely fallen off in popularity

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 19:10:23 No.115887

>>115449

OP how the fuck do you even talk to people that type like that? I'm get pissed off when people use "lol" to often. Christ almighty you deserved it you fucking idiot.

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 19:30:56 No.115893

>>115449

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF

Arcanine 03/15/16 (Tue) 23:27:07 No.115929

File: 1458084428041.jpg (36.17 KB, 378x512, 189:256, tmp_22871-trolled_hard_by_….jpg)

Catfished Hard!

You deserve it

Arcanine 03/16/16 (Wed) 08:10:19 No.116032

>>115853

You're the kind of guy who knows which normalfag websites are popular now.

I think that says enough.

>I better call this fellow an autist so the people within this locale do not think that I dwell reddit :^)

>Ah, I sure love the LOL threads here, such a shame I have to deal with the locals in order to harvest the memes for the hottest new normalfag meme site (^:

Arcanine 03/16/16 (Wed) 11:14:52 No.116053

>>115449

>expecting to pick up girls, in any context, talking like that

Arcanine 03/16/16 (Wed) 13:21:30 No.116071

File: 1458134490706.gif (1.96 MB, 400x225, 16:9, 1452983031147.gif)

Holy shit. Hahaha

Arcanine 03/16/16 (Wed) 15:14:06 No.116087

File: 1458141246909.png (309.19 KB, 455x401, 455:401, HAHAHAH.png)

this is the single funniest thing i've seen on 8ch

Arcanine 03/16/16 (Wed) 23:08:53 No.116210

File: 1458169733644.png (1.14 MB, 1200x667, 1200:667, beccapoointheloo.png)

but he is girl inside!!!

it says here

very feminine too

name is becca. why not poo in the loo sex?

i am disturbed by this

Arcanine 03/16/16 (Wed) 23:18:11 No.116212

File: 1458170291736.jpg (190.96 KB, 1680x945, 16:9, image.jpg)

>>115449

THIS ISN'T REAL

PLEASE, GOD, TELL ME THIS ISN'T REAL

Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 02:25:50 No.116247

>>116212

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 03:26:13 No.116265

>tfw I made really good oc and I cant post it because it's, "unoriginal content"

Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 03:37:35 No.116268

File: 1458185855814.jpg (49.17 KB, 811x472, 811:472, pepepepe.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA

Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 03:41:48 No.116270

File: 1458186129969-0.png (974.12 KB, 577x882, 577:882, INSIDE IM A GIRL STANDERD.png)

File: 1458186130017-1.png (1.8 MB, 577x882, 577:882, INSIDE IM A GIRL TRANSPARE….png)

inside i'm a girl, p-p-please stay with me

Sage Sage 03/17/16 (Thu) 04:20:57 No.116282

>>115449

Jesus fucking christ OP. Your textspeak encourages me to genocide crusade. Grab a cup, grab a jug of bleach, pour yourself some white fire and down it in one gulp.

Sage. Sage in every fucking field.

Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 18:30:47 No.116378

look what I found http://imgur.com/jSSAzrl?r

Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 19:54:07 No.116393

File: 1458244447226.jpg (6.89 KB, 300x173, 300:173, Someone in here ain t a re….jpg)

>>116378

>imgur

Looks like we got a normalfag lurking around here

fucker used my quote as a headliner

Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 20:02:18 No.116396

File: 1458244939088.png (122.07 KB, 540x353, 540:353, ehhh fuck.png)

>>116378

>75,000 views

The last thing we need is more normalfags. Reposting stories like this one reddit-teir shitholes is what killed halfchan /r9k/ in the first place.

Hopefully most of them think 4chan is the only one that exists.

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 00:43:48 No.116433

File: 1458261828412.png (4.05 KB, 640x400, 8:5, upset.png)

>>116378

GOD DAMNIT THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

THOSE FILTHY NORMALS DON'T DESERVE TO SEE OUR STORIES

THEY DON'T DESERVE TO LAUGH AT US

WE'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT US

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 00:45:58 No.116434

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4ajw4s/a_not_even_once/

I FOUND IT ON R/4CHAN/ WHAT IS THIS

WHO FUCKING DID THIS

GOD DAMNITT

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 00:47:16 No.116436

File: 1458262036608.png (234.06 KB, 672x576, 7:6, angry frog.png)

>>116378

YOU PIECE OF SHIT I BET IT WAS YOU

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 03:37:33 No.116479

I think I just laughed harder than the brownies next to the hot cocoa thread. Thanks for sharing, OP.

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 07:37:17 No.116532

File: 1458286637694.jpg (115.93 KB, 627x442, 627:442, 1458275565125.jpg)

actual photo of OP

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 08:31:34 No.116541

>>116378

>>116434

I bet it was this retarded nigger who did this:

>>115729

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 16:09:42 No.116591

>>116434

You do realize you're posting on redditchan, yes?

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 17:02:07 No.116607

>>116434

>>3) 8chan posts, trivial GET posts, active raid threads, Omegle logs, combos, 4chan posts about reddit, reddit posts about 4chan, comics, greentext copypasta, and the like will be removed. It has to have an obvious connection to the chans, not just some shit you lifted from /b/ you dumb kid :^)

Should we remove it, or leave it there so they don't find out about 8/r9k/?

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 17:09:31 No.116609

>>116607

We could probably just e-mail the mods and get it taken down. The rules clearly mention 8chan so it's not like they don't know about it.

>>116541

Yeah it probably was. People like that are fucking disgusting. If anything he should've posted it on /r/8chan so that we could share this experience with some of our brothers. I still feel like even doing that would be going a little to far.

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 19:55:05 No.116640

>>116541

>It wasn't

>Someone else did it because they knew I would take the blame

>There's nothing I can do to prove I'm not lying

>No one will believe me, just like real life

I've been framed

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 03:54:56 No.116724

aawwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

YOU'RE A NIGGER?!