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Looks like neck beard heaven. It was a little dark.

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 No.115564

When did you realize you were an NPC?

 No.115565

When I first repeated the same greeting before giving out a petty quest. Now it seems like I can't say anything else.

Hi! Hello! I didn't see you there. Interested in making some coin?


 No.115568

>[Lie 38%] My 9 to 5 is why I exist!

>[Persuade 4%] But I AM the main character! Really! The shit I have seen, let me tell you!

>[Charisma 67%] It was inevitable, Mr. Anderson.

>[Lady Killer 0%] How bout you interact with my character and we'll see how non-playable I really am…

>[Child At Heart 58%] Can a NPC do this? Huh? Huh? Can it?

>What's new in town?

>What's the latest news?

>I'd like a room, please.

>Let's see what's on the menu.

>Some other time, perhaps.


 No.115574

If I'm an NPC, why do the Players never talk to me?


 No.115575

>>115574

No one gave you any dialogue.


 No.115577

File: 1457932525857.jpg (15.62 KB, 540x230, 54:23, Link-Silence.jpg)

>>115574

Exhibit A: A photographic representation


 No.115628

>Trick myself into thinking I'm the main character who has a deep, interesting view on the world.

>Freshmen year if highschool, attempting to converse with a girl.

>she ignores me.

At this time I could still trick myself into thinking I was important until

>get 9-5 job

>work everyday

>automatic, same shit everyday

>realize I'm not even a character the main meets in his life

>just the background


 No.115635

>>115628

Yep. NPC would be an upgrade. A big one.


 No.115650

File: 1457964597437.jpg (1.63 MB, 3000x3075, 40:41, sky-earth-galaxy-universe.jpg)

You are an npc from a game that never got out from being an unfinished beta version.

Extremely glitchy, shitty and unplayable.


 No.115660

>>115650

Fucking atrocious balance too. Stats and loadouts are entirely randomised, so you'd better hope you spawn at level 100, with all of the best equipment, or you're going to get fucked. Who designed this shit?


 No.115703

Channel name?


 No.115704

File: 1457986649293.jpg (68.45 KB, 540x405, 4:3, 234567890-9.jpg)

>>115628

>>115635

What if we are not NPCs though? What if we are all the MCs of some shitty depressing hipster walking simulator?


 No.115889

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>When did you realize you were an NPC?

That's just a comforting lie to excuse your irrelevance in the world. Some of us might have been born in "hard/extreme/insane mode" difficulty (i.e bad genetics, poor upbringing, etc) but if we played differently we could still "win" the game of life, or at least get a much higher score.

Vid related. There are lots of different routes we could have taken, and if another person took our place they may have done much better with this life.

Of course the thought of whether someone else would do better in our life brings up the metaphysical question of whether our path was always going to play out the same way due to an inevitable domino effect starting from birth - but seeing as we can never know for sure it's best to assume that's not the case because that's depressing and defeatist.




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