/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

That just means you're a fake piece of shit

>>115680

this OP

>>115680

OK.

This doesn't help though.

How do I stop being a fake piece of shit?

>>115685

If you want to masturbate in public, then do it.

>>115685

Learn to trust others again. Accept the fact that you will be betrayed sometimes and that it's a part of life. Then, do what you want. Not what you think you want, what you really want. You'll either end up in a good position or in jail; either way: problem solved.

>>115688

>You'll either end up in a good position or in jail; either way: problem solved.

Why do I feel like you guys have no fucking clue of what you're… oh right.

I have a job and relationships to keep. I can't go around groping all the hot women I see walking around the street just because it's what I really want. There's obviously rules and protocols in society. My question was more about how to simply feel comfortable with strangers from the start, enough to "bee myself" from the start and not have to think about being anxious.

If that's even something people do, because most people seriously do start pretty innocuous.

>>115690

Try not being a loser????

>>115692

Is that a question?

>>115690

>I have a job

reee

>>115694

FUck off chump??

>>115697

Quit being such a nerd this is why everyone hates you. Faggot????

>>115673

Let your behaviour reflect your feelings.

If something or someone doesn't interest you, don't pretend to care.

If something or someone makes you sad, then by all means express that.

If something or someone makes you happy, idem ditto.

>Every time I talk to a new person, I gauge his/her reaction from the things I say,

So you're modeling your life after others. Nice dude! Great thinking! That's totally being yourself. I can tell you thought about your course of action extensively.

Truly, this is the mind of a genius at work.

Anyway, gather round everyone, and take a look at this grade-A example of someone who is a disgusting sycophant.

>>115687

i literally came here just to say this, and you beat me to it

masturbate.

every day.

keep beating it till you shoot your fat and muscle our of your willy, and then see a shrink and get neat bucks

>>115716

So recluse yourself and bitch about how society is a piece of shit?

>>115716

Is everybody on this board this fucking exaggerated? There's no need to be this abrasive. This isn't /tech/. There's no equivalent to growing your e-penis after installing Gentoo and bragging it to strangers.

>Every time I talk to a new person, I gauge his/her reaction from the things I say,

>So you're modeling your life after others. Nice dude! Great thinking! That's totally being yourself. […]

Are you fucking seriously accusing ME of not doing any thinking?

>hey, i have X problem

>wow, you have X problem! nice dude! great thinking!

Like, why do you think I made this thread in the first place? Jesus. How autistic can you be?

Besides, you're gonna tell me you don't do this yourself? Yes, I totally believe you talk about your waifus and the porn you wank to in the first 5 minutes of conversation with a woman.

>>115741

>asking how to be yourself be on public

>implying that you must be accepted if you honestly act like yourself despite being absolutely disgusting

You actually have two choices: tell a woman about your disgusting fetishes and change yourself. It is possible to find woman that would like your scat fetishes, but don't expect her to be 10/10 when you hate your own reflection.

If you want to change yourself, try something acceptable that other people do and not ashamed of talking about. There are big lists of popular hobbies out there, you may find something interesting to you.

Holy shit is thinking for three minutes was this hard? Or you knew this, but didn't want to accept?

>inb4: reee chad get out

>>115741

> There's no need to be this abrasive.

Did you not read my post? This is my reaction to you, and that is how I reflect it in my writing. That is what it's like being yourself.

>Are you fucking seriously accusing ME of not doing any thinking?

Yes, because you apparently interpret 'being yourself' as projecting a false personality based on the person you're talking to. Look, I don't care one way or another but you asked a question and I answered.

>Yes, I totally believe you talk about your waifus and the porn you wank to in the first 5 minutes of conversation with a woman.

Not unless they ask about it. Then again, I have no desire to do so, ergo I don't.

>>115673

Inner beauty counts OP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x1p2kQka5C

>>115904

Not OP but…

>tfw don't use skype, kik, facebook, twitter, or any other popular social media shits

It's my fault I'm such a loser isn't it? Although I bet if I did make social media accounts nobody would even give a shit anyway.

Should I bother making a normiebook?

>>115912

sadly, it's easier to connect with people who are stoners. if you smoke you can just hit them up if they look like potheads, smoke with them, and hang.

>mfw i don't know if it's hard to meet decent people because i don't want to try