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 No.115892

Some scarring from chafing as you can see.

I wouldn't recommend fapping into a shitty pair of boxers with not much moisture control.

t. Been fapping into shirts and socks strictly for about 5 years

 No.115905

sage for not fapping on special rag or into toilet


 No.115915

>>115905

>special rag

did you buy it with Goodboy Points?


 No.115920

>scarring from chafing

I didn't know this could be a problem.


 No.116003

File: 1458108904513.jpg (88.9 KB, 500x827, 500:827, Tower In The Bush.jpg)

Hairy half chub atm

I don't use lotion, so it's not the smoothest dick.


 No.116038

cool thread


 No.116062

File: 1458132197722.jpg (1.2 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, IMG_20160316_083544267.jpg)

I don't either, feels good aside from the dryness and tearing.

Mfw it must be the dry air or something, also when I'm whackin' it the air and seminal fluid tend to mix and create a salty foam around border of the foreskin, starting over the hole itself and spreading through motion to the skin itself where it dries, drying the skin in the process. Enough of this causes microtears that burn when more salty foam touches it, with the fapping motion tearing the skin even more.

I try to remember to dab some lotion on after I piss but usually forget. My dick when


 No.116068

lets see those paper waste bins full of toilet paper and shit


 No.116069

File: 1458134198039.jpg (1.98 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, 2013-02-22_071151_img_2013….jpg)

sore from fapping so much


 No.116073

>>115892

>t. Been fapping into shirts and socks strictly for about 5 years

me too


 No.116074

>>116069

NIGGER

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 No.116078

File: 1458137354583-0.png (98.31 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1428876103135.png)

>showing your body to the random people

You guys are nothing but a bunch of whores.


 No.116082

>>116078

>Not understanding the long standing tradition of the dick pic thread

>Not understanding the even longer standing tradition of cock comparison

R u an gril?


 No.116084

>>116082

>cock comparison

I don't see any rulers. It's more like bunch of whores pleasures bunch of gay robots.


 No.116086

>>116084

>length is the only comparison

wew lass, gril confirmed

There's also cut or uncut, girth, shaved or clean, cheesy or sanitary, curvature, general aesthetic and health…

These are things guys know to look for when comparing, but obviously you don't since you aren't one. But still, I'm sure you've compared labias.


 No.116347

Returning this thread to the top


 No.116523

>>115892

>>116003

>>116062

>>116069

How the fuck are you guys all so small?


 No.116546

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>>116523

Sh-shut up

You post yours if you're so big then


 No.116552

>>116523

At least most of them have a bit of girth. I've got a fucking pencil, though length is about "average".


 No.116554

Any phimosisfags here?

Been stretching for months and only made some progrees.


 No.116569

>>116554

Keep jerking off really hard. Eventually it should be fine.


 No.116570

>>116523

Uh, it's called being soft. What are you, a fucking girl?

>>116554

Care to explain, pics?

>yfw someone has started a dick pic thread on rk9 and it might be the one to get quads today, how does that make you all feel?

>>116666


 No.116626

>>116570

Why would you post your flaccid dick?


 No.116642

>>116626

>Wanting to see us hard

A-anon-k-kun, how inde-decent!


 No.116677

Would a woman care if you're really small (2 inches and the girth of a finger) but normal sized when erect? I don't know, since I'm a virgin failure


 No.116681

>>116677

everyone is tiny when flaccid you 2 year old


 No.116695

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only if said woman is a total fucking cunt

i'm 2 sometimes then i can go to 7 on a good day


 No.116726

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>>116546

Here then.


 No.116737

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>>116726

With a dick like that, how are you a robot?


 No.116745

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File: 1458379085550-1.png (127.81 KB, 684x541, 684:541, stretch.png)

>>116570

Looks similar to pic related. People have said that it does take months to fix (even a year or longer for some cases) and I've only been going at it for about a couple of months, so I guess I have to be patient, though it feels like a chore doing it everyday.


 No.116767

>>116681

then why do people post pictures of flaccid men as proof of their dicks being small?


 No.116776

>>116737

Women have to want to see your dick before it can make you a chad.


 No.116788

>>116776

I still get laid a lot because of it.

Problem is I can't keep a woman due to my lack of emotions.

Right now I'm shagging a chick with G cups, if I didn't have such a large penis I don't think she'd ever touch me. Size does matter guys.


 No.116802

>>116788

You still have to meet them and be alpha enough to go up to them

kill yourself normalcancer


 No.116804

Eh some people get laid without knowing how they do it because they are somewhat acceptable looking to the rest of society, but they just randomly get laid in the way that a newbie fighting game player can beat a more skilled opponent just by furiously mashing the buttons.

So yes, some dogs have their day, some don't, but that's not the point of the board, this isn't >tfwnogf9k, it's /r9k/. Some people have the "luck" of getting laid and it just messes them up worse anways. We're (mostly) all here because we don't fit in anywhere else, because social media and normies are trash, and because we seem to understand each other well on most points.


 No.116822

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>>116788

Consider suicide you fucking cunt, you don't belong here

>b-but muh emotions


 No.116843

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>>116822

You sound jealous of my BWC


 No.116968

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>>116843

I have a big dick too actually and I'm white so it's not that. Your big dick is only a small part of you getting laid, obviously you have other redeeming qualities, whether you realise it or not. Hence why I told you to fuck off because its not solely your dick that enables you to get laid like you're making it out to be.

So yet again, fuck off normalslime


 No.117029

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rate my robotic cock


 No.117142

>>117029

Too long relative to thickness, head needs to be bigger, 6.5/10.


 No.117147

>>115892

>>116062

>>116069

These are some nasty ass cocks

>>116003

>>116745

>>117029

Nice cocks


 No.117183

>>117142

Fixable?


 No.117193

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>>117183

Definitely


 No.117195

File: 1458564924889.png (51.25 KB, 585x80, 117:16, true love.png)

>tfw no gf who appreciates you dick unconditionally, because it's yours.


 No.117473

>>117193

>tfw huge clit

A-are futas real?




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