No.115895
>Work at a small local shop
>Bosses daughter starts working there
>Takes interest in me
>Boss doesn't care and seems to oddly hate his daughter
>qt/10 small frame blonde hair blue eyes
>Likes all the shit I do and is equally autistic
>I can finally "b misefl XDDDD" around someone
>One night we're watching some anime together
>It starts getting heated
>ron_paul_its_happening.png
>"Wait" they say
>"I have to show you something"
>Oh god what
>Takes off pants to reveal a dick
>instant regret and suicidal thoughts my first love was with a man
Kill me please.
No.115896
>>115895
>My first love was with a man
So you didn't restrain yourself when knowing it was a trap?
No.115897
>>115896
I'm not a fag of course I restrained myself, what I meant was I loved them when I thought they were a woman. Since when does love mean sex?
No.115899
This is like the third person on /r9k/ this week that got a relationship with a tranny on accident. Can you at least post a pic so we can see how good of a trap he is?
How did you pick up someone at work anon? Tell me your secret.
No.115901
>>115899
I don't have any pictures, I don't even have a phone for fuck sake. As for passibility I had 0 doubts in my mind he was a woman. God the world is fucked when typing "he was a woman" makes sense. As for how to "pick someone up" at work I don't know wait until they throw themselves at you.
No.115903
>>115901
>I don't know wait until they throw themselves at you
Well that is never going to happen in my life time. Still, sorry you had to be another victim of the current year.
No.115906
Run from that place like from deadly fire.
Your job is done, don't become degenerate. Leave your job. You better be virgin for your whole life than dump your life into other man's anus.
I bet you live in degenerate liberal country such as sweden.
No.115908
>>115903
I'm quite surprised it happened to me too, I'm certainly not good looking and I'm 6 years older than him. I don't know.
>>115906
It's been nearly 2 weeks since it happened, my boss doesn't give a fuck and I've avoided the degenerate like a cancer. It's decent money and my family is here who admittedly I don't like but are better than no one.
Just by the way I live in small town conservative place in America.
No.115909
Does she at least have a feminine penis?
No.115910
>>115909
>She
>Feminine Penis
Fuck you. it was pretty small and feminine BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THE THREAD
No.115918
>>115910
Anon, this is as good as it is going to get.
No.115921
>>115910
So let me get this straight. She has the following qualities:
> qt/10
> small frame
> blonde hair
> blue eyes
> shares your interests
> has feminine penis
And you turned her down? What are you, some kind of faggot or something?
No.115922
>>115921
This. You missed out, Anon. Have fun going back to being a lonely and misunderstood shadow of how you were with the qt trap.
No.115926
>>115895
You know what they say: "men are better at everything; even at being girls"
Nowadays you should be suspicious when a woman is too feminine. That's not how a 2016 woman acts.
No.115955
You could try to convince him to keep his clothes on, and suck you off.
No.115967
pix or it didn't
fucking
happen
No.115978
OP what are you some kind of faggot or something
No.116118
>>115921
>>115922
>>115926
>>115955
That's not going to happen seeing as I got really fucking pissed off and made him cry. Also kill yourselves you fucking fag lovers.
>>115978
Evidently not.
No.116121
>>116118
If it actually looks and acts like a girl and is loyal then I don't get the problem.
No.116124
>>116121
I can't have kids with it, it has a dick.
No.116125
>had the perfect girl
>made her cry for something out of her control
fag
i would have sucked that fem dick
No.116127
>all the trap lovers here
what the fuck happened to us?
No.116128
>>116127
/leftypol/ untermensch and libtardarian porn addicts.
No.116130
>>116124
>wanting to have kids
What are you, 5? Kids ruin your life and you'll immediately ruin their lives once you bring them into this ruined existence. Stop being shallow.
No.116139
>>116130
They ruin the lives of immature idiots ill prepared, not a (relatively) mature couple of people. And besides, I can't be any worse than my parents.
No.116140
>>115895
God damn, i feel bad for you anon.
Has it sunk in yet that that may have been your last opportunity?
No.116141
>>116140
No. I have Trump to look forward to, and mail order brides are always an option.
No.116172
A dick is the best you can get, faggot. Quit bitching.
No.116175
>>116141
Why not tell me where you can get a mail order bride if you're so confident they're an option?
No.116178
>>116175
Dude there are shitloads of Russian and Asian dating sites filled with women that learned English simply to get married to a western man, and literally treat you as a SAVIOR for paying for the plane ticket.
They aren't hard to find really.
No.116179
You did the right thing OP ignore the faggots itt. Traps should be burned alive and you are most definitely a cum guzzler if you like that shit.
No.116180
>>116178
> Dude there are shitloads of Russian and Asian dating sites filled with women that learned English simply to sucker some Western guy to marry them so that they can divorce or kill him and give all of the money to their lifelong boyfriend Yivgeny.
No.116186
>>116180
Yea there are tones of those stories.
Oh wait no there isn't.
No.116192
>>116186
It's so common they made a movie about it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0188453/
(good movie too btw)
No.116195
>>116192
Ehh… I don't know. To be fair it's not like that is a documentary or something. LET ME HAVE MY FANTASIES DAMMIT
No.116198
Why does this always happen to straightfags who never appreciate it?
No.116199
>>116118
>that's not going to happen
So you will discard my advice, keep seeing feminine "women" as normal women and risk sucking dick again?
>>116124
That's why you can adopt an asian child.
No.116200
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>>116198
Because the only people that fap to trap porn and think they would like traps are all weak, WEAK, sad beta "males" that probably have smaller dicks than the trannies.
No.116201
>>116199
>Adopt a non-whte
You fucking traitor.
side note what the fuck are you saying in the first part I can't for the life of me understand I think you misread or something
No.116213
>>115895
So why don't you fuck her?
Passable traps/trannies are objectively superior to women anyway.
No.116215
>>115906
>>116128
>>116141
>>116200
>>116201
>that one /pol/ kid that shits up every r9k thread
No.116216
>>116178
TELL ME
WHERE ARE THE BRIDES
BRING THEM TO ME
No.116217
>>116215
>That one liberal faggot that calls anyone that won't fuck a MAN with a DICK a "/pol/ kid"
No.116221
>>116217
>implying I don't know traps are guys
>implying I wouldn't also fuck a masculine man
>implying I wouldn't also fuck a masculine woman
>implying I wouldn't also fuck an effeminate
Bisexuality is best sexuality :^)
No.116222
>>116221
*effeminate woman
No.116223
>>116221
>You'd fuck everything
That's just fucking weird tbh fam. Get some taste.
No.116226
>>116223
>not being eclectic in everything, from entertainment to sexuality to the culinary world
No.116228
>>116226
>eclectic now means encompassing everything
how high are you right now
No.116229
>>116201
It's 2016, race is a myth, something you find in Lord of the Rings and nerd shit like that. Humans are all alike, it's completely irrelevant that the child comes from Asia. But you should adopt one specifically from Asia, not Europe, ok?
My first post >>115926 was telling you to be careful. Then you said "I ain't doing shit" which implies you will run the risk again
then you called me a faglover which makes sense
tl;dr: you put me in the group of the bestgirls lovers, but for the wrong reasons
No.116294
>>116127
Faggots that don't like traps invaded.
No.116296
>>115895
Just give him the dick.
No.116331
>>116217
>>That one liberal faggot that calls anyone that won't fuck a MAN with a DICK a "/pol/ kid"
i didnt say that, nor did i imply it.
No.116341
it's really sad that you decide you don't want to be with someone just because he's not a woman
when you're attracted to someone, shouldnt that be enough to love that someone? to be with that someone? you don't even have to be ashamed nowadays to like a dude
i get it, you're not gay, but if you can get hard from him then that's literally your dick telling you to fuck him, maybe you're not that straight, you probably still think he looks good
No.116358
>spergs out when he finds out he's gotten trapped in the ol' Crying Game switcheroo
Oh man, if I was in your shoes: I'd be jumping all over that. An actual woman is hardwired to treat you like a walking ATM, trade you up for a better mate, and wring you dry for alimony while a tranny is a psychological equal to you. You probably passed up on your soulmate; smh tbh fam.
No.116359
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>>116215
>>116221
Well, you implying if right wing "wins", then faggots like you "lose". I am okay with that.
When you become so desperate because of virginity, that you sell your soul and become dick loving faggot, you aren't welcome here. You lost your humanity.
No.116422
When did the mass immigration of poltards happen? This is worse than when Vivianfags ruined /v/.
No.116431
No.116440
You should have gone for it OP. Casual sex atleast. A relationship though? I don't know, because I'd imagine traps aging like fucking shit and starting to look more like men later on.
No.116443
>>116422
> whaa whaa poltards whaa whaa
No.116453
>>116422
please see the pic related rabbi
No.116455
>>116443
Dude, I'm not the guy who spazzes out and runs away when he sees a girl with a penis. Projecting much?
No.116456
>>116455
btw, I know you guys aren't going to be checking my dubs so I'll take the liberty of checking them myself.
No.116461
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>>115895
You could have benefited from this.
No.116468
>>116422
They've been a thing for a while. You're just seeing them get triggered ITT.
No.116478
>>116455
You need to step outside of your little box and realize that people are more unique than you think they are. As for myself, I am a proud racist white man who finds nothing wrong in a beautiful girl with a feminine penis.
No.116501
No.116764
>>116478
Really? Other people have perspectives and opinions that are different from mine? Well, no shit Detective Idiot. But I'll cast my judgement on whomever I damn well please.
And what about you? Bopping along, and getting a rise out of lecturing other people as though they're thirteen years old and you take it upon yourself to be a schoolmarm? It's disgusting, quite frankly, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
No.117302
No.117412
>>115921
>she
>qt/10, implying
>small frame, small male frame
>blue eyes on a boy
>shares your interests, implying he should fuck anyone who likes anime
>has "feminine" penis
>has penis
>has PENIS
Fuck off faggot.
No.117413
>>116215
>he got so mad he actually posted it
Top kek
No.117559
OP just buy/get a gun and shot the faggot
No.117603
>>116422
>all problematic opinions and viewpoints are toxic