No.115981
should I message the suicide hotline I really feel like shit and want to die I feel like if I don't I'm gonna kill myself or something
No.115982
If you're seriously asking, I guess the answer is yes.
No.115984
>>115982
I'm being serious I tried to strangle myself earlier and have been thinking about actually doing it and I'm pretty drunk so I'll probably try doing it again
No.115985
I don't understand this. If you really wanted to kill yourself, wouldn't you just put the noose around your neck nice and tight, and kick out the ladder from under you? No reason to go to a phone call. A man determined to kill himself should just take the steps necessary to die. When I hit 30 I'm going to hang myself, but I sure as shit will not make a phone call first. Call me a skeptic but I'm dubious you won't still be here shitposting tomorrow OP.
No.115988
>>115985
I'm suicidal and want help now so I can save myself I honestly feel like there's two of me and right now the one who wants to live is taking over and the other one that wants to die is not as strong probably because I'm drunk and when I'm drunk the voice #2 isn't as loud
No.115990
>>115988
you sound crazy m8. time to give your suicide preventative friends a call :^)
No.115991
>>115990
im not crazy you fucking faggott
No.115994
these fuckers aren't responding i'm cutting myself and bleeding fuck this these bitches take forever I'm about to fucking lose it and want some fucking help but nope they dont want to fucking typical I mean why would they fucking help me no one else has fuck you all I should kill them all
No.115998
im fucking losing it and theses bitches wont respond
No.116000
>>115998
you have to ask politely "pls respond"
No.116002
>>116000
i've been waiting forever but these god damn normies wont respond to me
No.116005
>>116002
>Position in line: 1
Did they answer yet?
No.116006
>>116005
not yet these people are slow as hell I guess I'll keep drinking until they answer
No.116007
>>116006
Look on the bright side, you might get alcohol poisoning before they answer.
No.116009
>even the fucking suicide hotline doesn't want to talk to you
HA
HAHAHA
''HAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAA
No.116010
No.116012
>>116002
>/v/
>/b/
>wangblows
>calling the fucking suicide outline
GET OFF OF MY BOARD NORMALFAG
>>>/suicide/
No.116013
>>116002
That's fucking bullshit that they won't answer you. It's the fucking suicide hotline; people don't wait til working hours from 9 til 5 to an hero.
Why don't you tell Uncle /freud9k/ all about how you want to fuck your mother your troubles?
No.116014
>>116010
You probably won't. Unless you've never drunk before, your body will probably be capable of handling what you drink until you pass out.
No.116016
>>116012
>wangblows
what the fuck is that?
>>116014
well i've drank half a handle in the past few hrs
No.116017
>>116016
>what the fuck is that?
It's windows you monstrous pleb. Get a better OS, maybe you'll stop trying to kill yourself.
No.116021
>>116017
>implying linux is good
No.116022
>>116021
I didn't specify linux, but linux is still an improvement over windows.
No.116023
>>116022
Some of us use our PC's for vidya
No.116026
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>>115994
Cutting is for women and whiny faggot teenagers.
Use a gun or jump off of a building.
No.116027
>>116023
true that
>>116026
>>116026
I burn and cut myself for pain
I called the hotline and it was just some guy trying to get me to go to the doctor in the morning
No.116031
>>116027
Like I said, pussy shit.
Get a gun, faggot.
If you were serious about killing yourself, you'd be doing that instead of shitposting on 8chan.
No.116033
>>116030
>unoriginal content
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No.116035
>>115981
I know that feel.
I've tried to hang myself with my belt a few times, but I always pussy out right before I pass out. Ironically, I want to kill myself because I feel like a big pussy.
I also wonder if I'll find the true meaning of life
No.116036
>>115985
>"if you really wanted to die you'd just do it and get it over and done"
Sometimes people are in doubt. It is after all a pretty big step to take.
No.116037
No.116040
>>115981
Think of all the anime you haven't watched yet if you're still alive OP.
>>116023
It's called wine, most emulators work on gnu/linux too.
No.116067
>>116040
>Think of all the anime you haven't watched yet if you're still alive OP.
the webcomic version of opm is better than the manga which is better than the anime.
all of which are inferior to better call saul.
No.116072
According to OP's post history, he hasn't made another post. I think it's safe to say he did it.
Good night, sweet prince.
No.116080
No.116083
>>116072
Then he's better off than the rest of us.
No.116091
>>116072
Shit, that's sad.
I hate when I hear about people committing suicide because if things aren't in their favor as usual then their either going to be reincarnated, end up in hell, or have some other stupid shit happen to them.
No.116092
really didn't see even any remote justification for suicide other than "oh I feel like shit."
another impetuous teen suicide.
No.116097
>>116072
RIP in peace in pieces
No.116100
>>116040
Wine is a pain in the ass, and it doesn't always work right. Also performance is usually a lot worse on linux because drivers/games aren't optimized for it.
I want to be able to switch from windows to linux, but right now windows is still the superior OS for gaming.
No.116101
Rip mang, I hope you are in a better place…
No.116106
If you would actually want to kill yourself you would have no interest in calling the suicide hotline.
No.116107
>>116091
Don't worry about it, neither hell nor incarnation exist.
No.116113
>>116101 effectively proven wrong
No.116114
No.116122
>>116106
well i mean he killed himself so there you go
>>116072
>spent my birthday watching an anon kill himself
No.116158
I hope this is just a joke.
RIP Joseph
No.116184
I hope this is just a joke. I really want OP to stick around and keep suffering.
I HOPE THIS IS JUST A JOKE. OH MY GOD PLEASE DON'T DIE. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU. GUYS LOOK HOW COMPASSIONATE I AM. I DON'T WANT OP TO DIE. I AM SUCH A REAL AND SENSITIVE PERSON. PLEASE DON'T DO IT. WE NEED YOU TO KEEP LIVING BECAUSE OF MY FEELINGS!
Fuck off, retards. Go back to facebook. Please?
No.116189
>>116184
No one here is acting like that.
I suggest that you shut the fuck up before I beat you up.
No.116190
He didn't die even if he didn't post, no one actually considering suicide would call a 'suicide hotline' for fucks sake. I've been so depressed sometimes that I actually took the knife right near my wrists and decided to not do it, and it wasn't the faggy cut but the long cut that would make me sure that I am dead.
If you are serious about suicide and your life sucks and you see no hope you just do it, otherwise you are just an attention whore who has no dignity and shame, or a woman.
No.116191
>>116190
I was thinking that he might have just passed out. He was drunk off his ass after all.
No.116193
>>116122
>well i mean he killed himself so there you go
Yeah I'm sorry, I should've looked at the previous posts before writing that.
No.116203
>>116190
He was drunk you retard, people do really stupid shit while drunk.
No.116205
>>116203
If he was drunk he was probably too drunk to suicide
No.116209
>>116205
>put head in belt
>drop down until brain shuts down from lack of oxygen
Partial suspension is a thing, and it's very effective, and very easy.
No.116233
>>116190
No one serious about suicide would call a suicide hotline. Someone just considering suicide certainly would.
Who knows? Maybe the fact that even the suicide hotline doesn't want to talk to him was the sign he needed to make his mind up.
> otherwise you are just an attention whore who has no dignity and shame, or a woman.
You're being redundant.
No.116420
>>116072
this is no longer funposting