/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

>>116439

This. Even early on he realised OP could very well be his biggest rival, so he took him out before he could become a real threat.

>>116419

You should wrestle him and win. Then everyone will see how much of a bad person he is and you will get all the pussy.

>>116439

>>116450

Nah. He was probably just trying to assert his "dominance" over the weakest person there.

>>116454

I could never do that.

>>116460

You could be a cross on his lawn

>going to school, minding my own business as usual

>get sucker punched on the way back to school

>such a pussy and in such agony all I can do is scream as loud as I can for my mom

>next day "oh this girl said that you were talking shit about this black kid's mom and that's why that happened"

I still want everyone involved with this bullshit dead, but at least the black kid apologized. the girl who lied never had to face the consequences.

>>116518

>get sucker punched on the way back to school

on the way back home, from school, I meant to say. :(

>>116518

Oh to be young again. Let me tell you I'm almost 40 and sometimes I yearn for the scope of my fortune or misfortune to being this category.

>Get 29/36 on an aptitude test

>Go to college

>Bust my ass studying

>Eat the one free meal a day from the school cafeteria because I'm a poorfag who could only squeeze in because of a scholarship my score got me

>Fail most of my courses because the counselor tricked me into signing up for classes I had no prerequisite knowledge for

>Meanwhile my rich as fuck roommate gets his even richer gf to do his homework for him

>He pays me to do little favors for him

>He sets up a $2,000 gaming rig to play Skyrim in 4k res

>He and all his buddies have a loud as fuck CoD match the night before the finals in our room of all places

>he doesn't study or show to class ever because he is only here because daddy sent him there

>He promises to pay me to clean up the room after the next semester

>he never does, and I never see him again

>I re-enroll for another semester

>my dad gets a stroke

>I have to quit college to take care of him

>he recovers, but before I can go back to school, he falls down and shatters both legs

>I have to stay home for the next three years to take care of him

>during which time a rare medical condition rares its head in my head: cluster headaches

>not only does it hurt like hell, but it permanently damages my brain and subsequently my IQ

>now I'm afraid to go to college because I know I'm no longer intelligent enough to be able to handle it, even if I didn't have severe chronic head pain and swelling or a family to provide for

I almost made it out, robots. I almost fucking made it out.

>>116540

you're not a chad, you're a moron for trying to help someone

>>116545

>cluster headaches

This one takes the cake, sadly.

Hope you figure out what method of suicide you'll perform and that you stream it for all of us.

>>116489

True.

>>116505

That's enraging.

>>116518

>>116524

For whatever reason, I never feel angry enough to wish death upon the people who wrong me. It's like I've gotten used to it.

>>116540

Looking forward to updates. I just wish I had the ambition to get /fit/

>>116545

I hope your headaches dissipate tbh. I'd ask if you know of any treatments, but I'm not sure you could afford it. Then again, maybe with government assistance?

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>>116419

>be taking technical course to get certified as an electronics technician

>second highest GPA in my class

>never disruptive

>spend down time during class studying instead of bullshitting

>get treated by all the instructors like a fucking retarded kid

>alpha chad normalfags at the bottom of the class

>nigger-tier GPAs

>always loud as fuck and interrupting the instructor's lectures

>never study ever

>always loud as fuck

>respected and regarded as equals by the instructors

I'm not saying I wanted to be treated like I was better than everyone else, but I like to think all the fucking work I put into that course merited being treated at least the same as the literal retards.

>>116696

Retards that always disrupt classes boils my blood, they were one of the most annoying things in school and especially high school.

>2003

>Middle school

>bully pulls chair out from under me while I'm sitting down

>hit my head on floor

>scream "shit!" in pain and surprise

>teacher sends me to the principle's office for disrupting class.

>>116696

>>116755

People who get away with blatant bullshit are the worst. I feel as if teachers sometimes know what is occurring an just don't care.

>>116779

I have time. At least summarize it!

>Be me

>Got to shops

>Buy lotto ticket

>Sit at home hoping, hoping I win

>Sell soul to satan just to be sure

>They announce the winning numbers

>I have zero

>I didn't win

>Satan laughs at me from hell

>Go to imagefap and look up bbw

>Cry while I fap to fatties

>>117002

>too much of a pussy to ever tell her what they said

That's fine, would've been a beta thing to say anyway. Unless you were close friends with her. In which case you should've told her

>>116460

Why is dominance in quotation marks?

>>116505

Kill him

>>117027

Heh. I just wasn't sure that was the most accurate word to use, nor whether that's what normies would call it.

He basically wanted to show he was the best around.