/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

Yeah I agree OP. It doesn't really bother me too much, but I find it fascinating that these people pretend to be something they're not. On halfchan /r9k/, there have been threads for anons to post stories of their first kiss, and the anons who had never experienced it were in the minority. There has to be a line drawn somewhere, and if you've had sex, or go out to a party once a month, or have friends send you text messages/phone calls and take an active interest in you, you're probably not really a "robot."

>>116493

>tfw waiting hours for a response on 8chan because of a dwindled userbase

>tfw go back to halfchan

>tfw fast speeds and responses within minutes

>tfw the new yakuza mods are always asleep

>tfw it almost feels good

>tfw the new userbase of halfchan is complete newfag normie cancer that unironically posts from 9gag and iFunny

>tfw come back to 8chan

Slow, but satisfying

>>116549

this tbh

Does anyone else miss wordfilters baka desu senpai?

I don´t understand why they choose to pretend to be robots.

Why? There is no benefit in pretending to be us. Is it that most other subcultures are already mainstream?

What is going on?

Normies are scum, they can't just self define and need something external to define them.

FUCKING KIKEWHEELS FIX THE SITE

Fuck them.

>>116590

imo…

they want to co-opt the entire concept of what we are or what we appear to be, so they can take complete ownership of it.

exact same thing happened to gamergate. it took off, and then everyone started saying they were part of gamergate and that they now must stand for x y and z or else "you aren't really a part of gamergate."

actual gamers who didn't want their cherished medium to get censored and slandered lost most of all.

>>116597

They ruined pepe too.

It doesn't directly affect us though, I post pepe's when I feel like it.

I'm now realizing that shunning something JUST for being popular comes from fear and being an asshole, and not being able to get over certain attitude and personality deficiencies.

Hating how something you like has been ruined by kikes and normies to appeal to the mainsteam is totally acceptable though:

Imagine being an old MacFag, Apple suddenly becomes popular- but the new mass-market systems don't even have half the power of yours, while costing twice as much. It's all swallowed down anyways because of slick marketing, and you never hear the fucking end of it from these idiots, never.

I keep using that Drive cape-guy as a reference because it's true:

Poor normies, they actually think they like what they like

just b urself

suck my dick faggot robot

>and the admin is a GIRL

Wait is this for real? And I thought I finally escaped the cancer when I left halfchan.

Now you know how us autistic people feel when there's dumb "aspie groups" on facebook everywhere and they are ALWAYS filled to the brim with fucking WOMEN who claim they are 'aspies' and that the diagnostic criteria needs to be changed so more women can get an ASD diagnosis (because male autist out number female autist by a shit ton).

Then you get these same stupid cunts who say that asperger people actually have "too much empathy" and then go onto say they are aspies but also empaths. That's a huge fucking contradiction.

Also seeing lots of normalfags (on this board included) saying that they have autism (i.e internet autism, AKA, le socially awkward). Now you get faggots all over the internet claiming it's not a real disorder because douche nuggets tarnish the word and make other people think it's a fake disorder like ADHD and being a bit socially awkward is all there is to being autistic.

>>116641

Nah, he meant that shut in website, we both read it wrong. Lol.

>>116715

Don't get me started on these ultrafaggots.

The worst are the autism pride assholes who think that autism is merely a neurological difference and that society should find a way to better utilize our special gifts :^)

Fakers are sick fucks but at least they're not actively ruining my life by campaigning against a treatment/cure for autism. The two tend to intertwine though.

If there was a cure for autism, I'd take it in a heartbeat. Anyone who wouldn't is just pretending. I'm a miserable mind-blind fuck.

It all boils down to having their cake, and eat it too. Or get all the perks without the downsides.

Like when fucking celebrities talks about their anxiety and social problems.

>Oh I can totally relate to shut-ins who have literally no contact with people for months and years

>When I go on stage to sing for 120.000 people, I get a little nervous

>Lol you just have to b urself :^) and do it , it's easy

Fuck yoooooou

>>116720

I hate retarded soccer moms that take pride in their son being a miserable failure and never actually try to help him because of that. They want him to "jus bee himself" and that ends up making his life even worse.

I'm not talking about my self here. Whore mothers do this shit all the time.

>>116778

What kind of mom takes pride in their kid being a loser? I thought most moms found that embarrassing.

>>116549

wizchan is good, instead of 4chan. 8ch r9k is top tier, but somewhat slow, so while waiting for replies here I also browse wizchan.

anyways, in response to OP, I know what you mean and I fucking hate it too. Normies think its hard when they are alone on a saturday night, or havent fucked a girl in a month or some stupid shit like that. They never experience the feels we do, but try to relate to us because they think being an introvert is cool. If you have friends you text on a regular basis, you are not a fucking introvert. If you have had sex, had a girlfriend, go to parties all the time, you are not a fucking introvert. Being an introvert is not cool, it fucking sucks a lot of the time. On the bright side though, I feel as though all the robots I have talked to are smarter than the average population, they see the world more for what it is, a bunch of shit. Look back, all people of wisdom and power in stories seem to be celibate and solitary men, wizards, monks, priests. Europe was ruled by an organization of celibate men for almost 2 thousand years. All the pagan stories show wizards as the most powerful, but they detach themselves from the world. In a way, I feel like if I had a choice between normalfag life and wizard life, I would stick with wizardry. We are more awake to the world, and we get stuck with only two options. Find fulfillment by detaching ourselves from our worldly desires, or an hero, and most of us don't an hero.

fix your shit hotwheels

>>116782

A cunt that is an autism mom for attention, oh poor me my kid is so autistic and I don't have the nuts to instill any discipline in him, so I'll just buy him vidya and never make him be a better person

mfw i need to check out wizchan (strickly lurking) for some variety tho

>>116782

>look at me guys im a victim

>my son is so oppressed by society!111 :(((( [insert crying emotes] and i wont do anything but whine about it on social media and post "autists are speciul" photos on normiebook

>>116801

Oh god, I know a mom like that. Her kid is 15, can't even speak and she refuses to get him any help. She thinks when he's an adult he'll get into the Israeli army.

>>116854

>She thinks when he's an adult he'll get into the Israeli army.

Full meme mode

>>116861

I'm not even joking. The woman is completely nuts, though. She thinks she can talk to ghosts and shit.

You can always tell the fakes by the way they think having autism gives them special powers. My favourite is "increased intelligence", but "overflowing empathy" or "photographic memory" works too.

Their understanding of autism is basically lifted straight out of tumblr, including the special snowflake powers, because that's probably where they "diagnosed" themselves in the first place.

I hate that autism became a fad self-diagnosis. There isn't anything fun or quirky or special about living with a fucked up brain. Personally, I blame TV shows like Sherlock or The Bridge, shows that glorify autism. Normalfags watch that, read the Asperger syndrome article on Wikipedia and think that it applies to them because they want to be just like Sherlock. Even if they don't try and lay claim to it, their perception of autists is screwed because they expect every single one to be like Sherlock, which means that our problems get swept under the rug.

For some reason, it's almost always women doing this shit too. Check out any Facebook group or any forum on autism and it's filled to the brim with women, despise autism diagnoses being very rare in women. They'll say shit like "oh but due to a woman's social role, autism is less apparent in women so it's diagnosed less often", implying that the numbers are actually about equal between the sexes and blaming the patriarchy for the tiny number of diagnosed females. Autism is caused by an extreme male brain, and these cunts are telling us that it's less obvious in women?

Since autism became a spectrum thing, doctors are diagnosing more and more of them. They're talking about an autism epidemic. It's not that. It's just the fucking doctors diagnosing all the "le socially awkward xD" people as autistic to make a buck on medication and therapy, and the people they diagnose using the autism excuse to rationalize away their bad behaviour, making us all look like morons, but more importantly making it look like autism is really no big deal.

You know how normalfags constantly infiltrate our hobbies, like anime, tabletop and video games? Hobbies that were considered pure loser cancer by normalfags just a decade or two ago? I think it's kind of the same thing happening here. Normalfags are infiltrating our mental illnesses too, and as usual, they're fucking it all up for the rest of us.

>>116985

No, you shouldn't. She's probably just another poser.

>>116985

There's no harm in trying. As long as you stay emotionally cool until she invests, then go ahead.

>>116988

She says she spent three years indoors, minus trips to the grocery store with an escort.

>>116998

Women are known to always tell the truth and definitely never to lie for attention.

If you're that lonely, then talk to a guy. No good can come out of associating with females if your goal isn't to fuck her.

I know how this goes. You're really lonely, she'll pay some attention to you, you'll become infatuated with her, she will shit on you one way or another because either the feelings won't be mutual or she will actively use them against you to get more attention, you'll cut off contact because it hurts too much to talk to her and you'll be worse off than you were before. It's what happens all this time on this board. Why risk it?

>>117012

It happens on this board too? I thought only men posted here.

Am I really the only autistic here who has marginal anxiety over people? The sensory issues are infinitely worse. When I was a kid I would rip off clothes screaming because they rubbed my skin wrong and eventually I conditioned myself to tolerate a few types of fabrics. Also virtually all food makes me vomit. Just being near 99% of food or thinking about it makes me throw up. It's completely up to chance whether or not I keep a meal down as the thought of something touching the inside of my throat is horrific.

Also after I started driving I discovered I didn't have enough depth perception to properly gauge how far away things are.

>da normies are stealing muh robot identity!

Holy fucking insecurity. Calm down and stop caring.

>>116985

Bitch is crazy, proceed with caution.

>>117087

Normalfag detected.

You have the rest of the fucking world at your beck and call, why can't you leave us in peace in our tiny crumb-sized slice of the pie? Are you really that greedy and miserly, or so insecure about not being the 100% about anyone not being part of your circle queening that you get triggered by the existence of those different from yourself?

>>117116

caring about identity makes you a normalfag

>>117126

meant to say 'feature', not 'factor'

to all the actual autists here, i'm sort of asking how i can run down self-diagnosis without going the tumblr route. i don't want to waste my time getting my mother to take me to a doctor only for him to give me one look and go "son, you're not autistic, you're a lazy failure.", since this is a tl;dr fucking mess.

>>116715

>asperger people actually have "too much empathy" and then go onto say they are aspies but also empaths

this is one of the things that leaves me confused whether i'm a sperg or just a social retard with incredibly boring interests and focuses.

i have a lot of empathy in the sense that i care about other people, i know that being hurt HURTS and i wouldn't wish it on anyone, so i always paranoid think how to avoid hurting other people even if it means hurting myself. (it's also a useful defence mechanism to not be hurt since nobody feels like hurting you in vengance.), i'll call this caring empathy. in "empathy" in the sense of understanding other people and how they feel, i don't really have it. i know they can feel positive/negative/neutral, but i can't really share very specific emotions or even really think them through. i'll call that feeling empathy. (basically, the same word with multiple meanings.)

i don't know about putting myself in their shoes either. in HS i learned to paranoidly think through what other people might do (he's standing near me, he's chad, is he going to randomly hit me? should get ready to dodge), but i don't know if that's "putting myself in his shoes" it's also that i can't tell if i understand or not. i can understand the words strung together as "chad will hit you so that he looks cool to his friends", but i can't really get it on an emotional level or whatever (although that understanding is still sufficient to process it logically.)

back to empathy, i think when some people say they have too much empathy they mean too much caring, even though they're inhibited in feeling. (that's actual autists, not attention whores who regurgitate it.), at least that's how i rationalized it within the framework of "if i'm an autist…", but i might not be.

(obviously i don't think i'm an autist just on the basis of social skill deficiencies, but it's easier to cover "do these instantly disqualify me" than give my whole life story. stupid online tests tend to tell me i am, but then even facebook using stacies could game those to get a high score if they wanted)

>Now you get faggots all over the internet claiming it's not a real disorder because douche nuggets tarnish the word and make other people think it's a fake disorder

for the most part on chans, etc, they'd do that anyway because it gets a reaction (or because they just want to believe anyone can jus-b-urself out of problems, and if you hit a sperg kid enough he'll act normal.) few people actually believe it's not real, a bigger problem is people claiming to be autistic to get away with being an asshole, meaning real autistics are dismissed as just being assholes who lie (about having a real disorder)

>like ADHD

ADHD is real, just significantly over-diagnosed.

>>116988

for what it's worth, i don't consider anything advantageous/magical about being an autist, i just think there's an interesting number of things about my life that fit the bill, but i don't think it makes me super smart or anything (if anything it explains how i managed to fuck up the allocation of my average intelligence).

i did look at some tumblr blogs while trying to deduce the probability of it, but i gave up when i realized they're basically "start > move 1 place > go directly to self-diagnosis of autism" which is ridiculous. i don't know why i thought they might even TRY to be objective though, since denying that someone is autismgender on tumblr would probably get you lynched.

>medication

i thought there was no medication for autism? (point taken on therapy though.)

>>116623

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK NORMIE SCUM

>>117126

>more shaming tactics

Woman/male feminist detected, filtered.

>>117148

I was gonna respond as well but you have the right idea, it's just another shittroll and shame on me if I fell for it twice.

Typical normie/neurotypical/nitter behavior. I'll filter too since attention is their one sole lifeblood

>>117158

Oh but then I filter and find YOUR post is filtered too! Wow looks like you're a samefagging trolling cunt! You sure got me. Buy again dame on me if I'm fooled twice. Fuck off forever you attention whoring normie.

>>117041

I meant that this kind of story gets posted here almost every day. It's always the same shit.

>>117076

I'm not that anxious around people, I just can't stand them. I don't even care to try and fake it anymore. I know I'm not easy to live with and that nobody will ever love me or even like me as a friend. I've found that knowledge highly liberating.

Agreed on the sensory problems. My kryptonite is flannel. I just cannot wear flannel, this shit itches so much it actually hurts. I buy all my t-shirts tagless as well because tags itch too. It's not all bad though, I think silk and satin feel absolutely amazing on my body.

I'm not as bad with food, but certain textures will make me vomit. Yogurt with pieces of fruit in it is the worst. Anything liquid or creamy with bits in it (like badly mashed potatoes or porridge or salsa) makes me want to hurl. I also detest most fruits and almost all vegetables, not because of the taste, just the texture of them.

I've got the same problem with depth perception. Also, sound is horrible to me. What seems like a normal volume to normalfags is loud to me, so when shit gets too loud I have to leave or I risk a massive headache.

>>117128

There is no medication specifically for autism, but doctors will try to push certain antidepressants on you anyway, supposedly to help with obsessive thoughts. Also, if you're the least bit unhappy with your life, they'll try and get you pills. The pills are fucking cancer.

Tumblristas love to self-diagnose autism because they are retarded attention whores that go so far as to pretend to be mentally ill and glorify their imagined condition to signal what strong people they supposedly are. Autism is popular because not only is it serious enough to warrant getting pity and attention, but it's also a valid excuse to get out of being a huge faggot. Not only that, but they also think it confers Mary Sue special powers like increased intelligence, which feeds perfectly in their belief that they are better than "normal" people.

Needless to say, if you wanna learn about autism, tumblr is not the place to do so. Tumblr autists are normalfags trying to fit in with other normalfags by trying to appear not to be normalfags, which is actually pretty sick in and of itself.

>look at my kikebook profile

>it's just pictures of me at parties, with girls, at beautiful nature sports

>the normies have no idea I'm actually a robot in disguise

>>116985

Only if you command her to actually be less of a normalfag when being her master.

>>117206

Filtered.

>>117208

You too, filthy normie scum. Neither of you belong here.

>>117218

I spike my thumb at thee, filthy normie.

>>117159

>dame on me

In your dreams, normie.

>>117205

>>117205

How can you be a robot in disguise if you're a fucking normie

I think fembots can be robots. They have more romantic prospects than us, but girls can be fat pissbottle using shut-ins who spend all day watching anime.

>>117476

Grils who are fat pissbottle using shut-ins who spend all day watching anime can still get boyfriends

>>117480

That doesn't make them not shutins.

>>117128

Just take the AQ, RAADS-R test online and looking up the DSM-V autism spectrum disorder diagnostic criteria. After doing those two test and reading through the criteria for diagnosis you should have a reasonably good idea of whether it fits you or not.

>>117476

fuck off roastie cunt whore slut. go back to halfchan.