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Need a reason to kill yourself. 03/18/16 (Fri) 22:13:46 No.116668

Try internet dating over the age of forty when you live below the poverty line. These are my matches. (see pics)

All I have in common with them is 'social drinking" and they live three states away.

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 22:15:38 No.116669

Get the fuck above the poverty line then, faggot

inb4 muh neetbux

Arcanine 03/18/16 (Fri) 23:54:37 No.116687

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>get into an online relationship with a 65 year old woman on the other side of the planet

>we skype for 10+ hours every day

>fall in love hard

>she doesn't love me that way

>she's a feminist and will not allow herself to be enamored by men

>desperate for love, I become her omega white knight pet, doing anything she wants and defending her tumblr from critics

>eventually she cucks me by falling in love with someone I introduced her to and fucking him in front of me

>unable to take it anymore, I destroy her online friendships and following by blurting out the truth about her to the world

>I burn the bridge so hard she'll never want me back even if I want to be back

>I spend the next year in an emotionless fugue, feeling as if my soul had been taken from me

Never again.

03/19/16 (Sat) 00:13:38 No.116690

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>>116669

Hello college boy,, boy are you in for a surprise when you graduate with your massive debt and your B.A. in business administration lands you an "entry level" job at Starbucks.

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 00:23:50 No.116692

>>116690

Then go get a marketable degree then. Or learn a trade. Both are better than what you are doing now.

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 00:41:16 No.116693

what kind of autistic faggot goes for a business admin degree, haha

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 02:53:58 No.116714

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>>116690

>college

>debt

>implying

Feels good living in a 1st world country.

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 03:01:49 No.116716

>>116693

Business administration majors are never autists. They're always normalfags. If they were autists they'd actually be cool.

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 03:47:14 No.116722

>>116714

This good feel isn't even exclusive to the first world, even in countries like fucking Costa Rica it's free

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 06:34:21 No.116734

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Is there even any point in trying at that age?

The whole system's so fucked up, women spend their youths fucking chads, then they get hitched with betas in their 30s and pump out a couple of little shits who probably have different daddies before entering a period of rapid degeneration and turning into OP's pic related. Then you're stuck spending your entire life supporting a disgusting hag you fucked less than 5 times and her little hellspawns. And that's not even taking into account divorce bollocks.

I just don't see any point in trying, as a robot you're always going to be getting the short end of the stick.

Pic related, it's a Christmas cake.

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 06:35:16 No.116735

>>116668

>666

Satan trips confirm shit love life

Lets see your profile pic, OP

Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 12:41:14 No.116762

>>116690

Are you seriously trying to make us believe the pay of the average worker has only risen by 10% since 1978? Are you sure you don't mean in real terms?

03/19/16 (Sat) 13:13:25 No.116763

>>116668

> lives below the poverty line

> still drinks

You are literally a nigger.

03/19/16 (Sat) 13:41:47 No.116765

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>>116763

Say what now?

Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 00:53:03 No.116847

>>116714

>muh government, give me free stuff

>implying the shit that happened to college tuition costs wasn't a consequence of government student loans

fuck off Bernie

Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 04:06:20 No.116874

>>116722

But at least in Australia we enjoy an objectively superior living standard compared to Amerifats.

>>116847

Enjoy being thousands of dollars in debt if you ever need to see a doctor/go to the hospital/see a specialist :^)))

Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 04:41:13 No.116883

>internet dating thread highjacked by berniebros that are ignoring the massive taxes and debt due to free college, not to mention the actually value of the diploma going down because anyone can get it

Stop it you fuckers.

Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 05:12:20 No.116886

>>116687

At least you didn't just accept the cucking I guess.

You may be sub-beta, but at lest you exposed her for the slut she is.

Assuming you aren't lying and trying to save face in front of a bunch of anons in the ultimate omega move.

Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 06:18:10 No.116893

>>116763

beer is actually a good way to fill up if you dont have cash, its also kind of like cheap entertsinmemt because you cam just get a buzz and listen to music or something to kill boredom. only issue is its fucking unhealthy and if you do that too often it will only decrease your chances of getting a job due to brain damage and poor health. so if you got like three weeks before your next paycheck and need to save, its a good way to go until that check comes in the mail.

Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 07:09:20 No.116902

>>116874

>mfw on King Nigger's healthcare

>Doctor visits are $15

>Only time I've had to have anything done recently it was a 700 dollar bill that I had to pay like 20 bucks of

Is your lack of knowledge on this subject a testament to Australia's glorious shitposting ability or an insult to it?

Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 12:03:51 No.116939

>>116902

>he pays for doctor visits