/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

>marry a beautiful woman

>have beautiful children

>be good enough scientist my job enables wife to stay home with kids

>own a fast car and bike

>live in a place with only white people

>make a contribution to science

>grow old with wife and watch children grow into quality adults

>spend days playing with grandkids and working on stuff in my hobby shed

fuck you op for making me think of this

>Completely self employed and financially independent, rich as fuck because of financial trading and various programming projects

>Still a kissless virgin but no more sad feels, no more depression

>Live in small apartment alone, no one bothers me and I have quiet neighbors

>My efforts in fitness have weighed off, although I'm still a manlet I am ripped to shreds

>Get accepted into a prestigious uni (this would never happen at this point, too late) like MIT or Stanford and receive a degree in Electrical Engineering or comp sci

>Complete hermit, no one to talk to other than online communications and my mom.

in the tropics. on an island. fish, smoke weed and drink coffee every day for the rest of my days.

Own a billion dollars. I would have a decently large house. I'd spend my days playing vidya alone and listening to loud dance music. I would do this every day. I probably wouldn't feel very fulfilled, but it would be easy and stress-free least.

Eventually the initial fun would wear off and I'd have to start making video games or music again. Something fulfilling that made me feel good too.

I want to be like Oscar Isaacs in Ex Machina. Including the drinking but excluding the hard work.

>>116809

>fuck you op for making me think of this

Yeah, I don't think it's particularly beneficial to dwell on unattainable fantasy. Sadly what is realistic for me to obtain isn't really fun to think about.

>>116826

Tell us buddy :).

>>116839

Good feels anon. This post inspires me to get /comfy/ tonight and hook up the gc and crt.

>motorbike and old car in garage

>mancave built in bunker underneath basement for maximum security in case of burglars or alphabetsoup-raid

>ok sized house with two floors and huge windows with a view, either in a forest or on a hill or something like that, in the nature.

>work as a professor at a university not very close to my home, but not too far away either.

>not too many responsibilites

>enough money to take it somewhat easy

This is somewhat realistic, I'd love to have a nice and caring wife and a child with her, which we can raise together, but I'd rather not get too unrealistic.

>>116827

Graduate and get a crappy job and work there until I get tired and find a slightly better job. I'm only going to leave the house to go to work, so I'll never get a gf.

I used to think a regular office job was going to be temporary, only until I stumbled upon some great opportunity or learned and applied a valuable skill. Now I don't see either of those options as likely.

>>116865

There's always trade school, anon. Never too late to learn something useful.

>>116865

I guess graduate is not the right word. I'm already in a trade school for IT. I am learning interesting stuff such as programming online, but I can't translate that knowledge into currency.

>>116872

I meant a trade like carpentry, welding, or machining.

To be respected, and have good friends is all I've ever really wanted.

>>116875

Those kind of careers never interested me in the past but that was before I knew how hard life is. Something like welding might be a cool job and a decent skill.

>Work boringass freelance data-entry job from home or win the lotto or a lawsuit, or something that doesn't require me to spend 80% of my life doing other people's bullshit to not starve

>Live in country/state/private island where ayy 420 blaze it lmao is legal

>Live someplace that isn't a giant slum, where the local gov't isn't so crooked that if they ate nails they'd shit corkscrews, also where everything doesn't remind me of my failures in the past, or just live in the country

>Own a house, treehouse or houseboat

>If living in house, llive on 2nd floor, rent other floor out, not be complete asshole landlord like every one of em I've had

>Just a couple rooms, bathroom, kitchen, some closets and an attic, small but cozy and it's all I need or want

>Furniture I have is junk but I love it so no change there

>Except a waterbed as originally described by Heinlein

>Big fuckoff yard, shit-tons of trees, let the grass grow and never mow it

>Maybe a river or a field or forest or something that's either mine or nobody can legally tell me to fuck off it

>Maybe some farm stuff (chickens, veggie garden, rabbits)

>Hunt, fish, grow my own weed, tend bees, brew my own beer and mead

>Maybe if what I grow, cook or write is good enough, sell some of it

>Travel for a couple years, see the world

>Never talk to my mother's side of the family again

>Turn the heat up to 80 some Winter days and keep it around 72, or live someplace where Winter isn't cold or long

>Water heater that keeps shower warm for like 2 hours

>Two remaining friends live nearby

>Spend day on computer, in field or innawoods

>Good internet service obviously

>Free/pirated cable, because fuck them

>One or two cats

>Hammock

>Guns

>Hardened Ganoolunix computer for internet, de-telescreened Win7 for gaming

>Fallout shelter, twice as much bugout shit as /k/ reccommends

>Car of some kind, preferably not a money pit of maintenence bullshit, anything that isn't so compensatorily hueg it that feels like I'm driving a fucking tank

>Also no fucking power steering, fuck that shit

>Never have to give a fuck about politics again, gov'ts and lobbyists admit defeat and stop trying to legislate guns, grass, dank memes/the internet, stops trying to solely piss off the other side of the aisle and focuses on boring, practical shit like paving roads or balancing the fucking budget

>See the few remaining good musicians at live shows

>Wake up an hour before or after noon

>Shower, fap, chill in shower for a little while possibly just thinking about life and shit

>Ayy 420 blaze it lmao throughout day

>Big fuckoff breakfast

>Work data entry while shitposting, vidya and general dicking around

>Big fuckoff lunch with some beer

>More shit either on computer or outside enjoying nature, probably fap

>Big fuckoff dinner with some mead

>Watch free youtube shit and chinese little girl cartoons on bigscreen or one of several monitors

>Vidya

>Fap

>Stumble to bed in pleasant haze

>Sleep deeply, soundly and with dreams that don't disturb the shit out of me

>Have friends over periodically

>Nobody comes and fucks it up after a year or two because they want more money out of somebody or have unrealistic expectations of me

>If I find somebody who wants to be part of that kind of a life, who I can tolerate being around for protracted periods of time, put a ring on her and/or have her move in, and replace fap with fucking in schedule

>Maybe reproduce, although I'm not sure it'd be right with all the hereditary shit my family has

>No job

>No pants

>90 degrees and a decent breeze literally all the time

>Large body of water

>Constant supply of steaks, barely cooked

>Never dehydrated

>500 qt azn lgfs

I am not a hard man to please, universe.

>>116901

So basically you want to grill and program infinity next for hotwheels in the Philippines?

>>116907

If he can provide the rest of that list and I don't have to wear pants, I'm game. I can't code, but neither can Josh, so I think it'd work.

>somehow get all knowledge of being self sufficient

>make small farm somewhere and live as monk

I'd take normal life without taxes or the oncoming fall of western civilization though

>>116915

>oncoming

You mean on-going, right?

>>116811

This but without the mom part

>>116915

same tbqfwayl

>>116797

>Anyway, if you could have any life what would it be /r9k/?

I wanted to be a YouTube e-celeb before YouTube was even a thing.

Just make some sort of dumb "program" that was just shitty enough to get enough hits and clicks to have that as my primary income. Not enough to be rich or anything but maybe like $50-100 a week of post-bill dosh to either buy toys or save. Then beyond that I'd have all the time in the world to dedicate to some sort of artistic pursuit purely as passion.

I sat on my ideas too long, and now the market is oversaturated to the point where one can't make it in that arena without fucking connections and shit, just like Hollywood or whatever. Not to mention the whole #WTFU fiasco; of fucking course you give a giant corporation free reign to go "well a private corporation who has a monopoly and has the influence to BE the entire thing so trifling things like laws and regulations don't matter because we're still a private corporation so kiss our asses" and they take massive shits on everyone's heads and everyone just takes it because what choice do they have? Disagree with FaceBook's privacy policies? But you still wanna socially network? Too bad, so sad. Want more than 100 people ever to see you videos but you don't like YouTubes draconian anti-piracy policies to the point that they're easily abused by those who don't like your bad review of their video game? Too bad, so sad.

But I digress.

Dream life?

I would chose to be a degenerate again.

Have some fairly easy job with minimal payment, just enough for all my basic needs.

Small apartment with a balcony.

Maybe I would live in a different city or something.

Also a cat would be cool.

I wouldn't change it that much. I'm pretty much satisfied right now.

>>116797

>What would be your dream life Robots?

Maintaining my own personal fork of human civilization independent from the rest of humanity. I would live on the moon of some inhabited planet and just look at some ayyliums daily life, watch ayylien anime and waste my time on ayylien /r9k/. I would probably mess with people by drawing circles on crop fields or something like that or live a lot of different alien lives in disguise for fun.

When I think about it it's probably what I am doing right now.

>>117020

go away. your not funny

>>117228

What anime is that from?

>>116797

ive been riding motorbikes since 18 so about 4 years now, they are good for shit like traffic, petrol money, early insurance and road, but if you dont know how to repair and maintain them they become expensive, and they are very dangerous to ride during the winter

>>117245

If you don't mind looking like a dork, mopeds and scooters are far easier and cheaper to maintain, still get amazing gas mileage, and you can still get some of the fringe benefits, like being able to squeeze into a right turn without having to wait for the cars in front of you to move.

Plus, if it's got a small enough engine, they don't even need a special license to ride and they're still 100% street legal. Not made for highways, but if you just need to hop around to get groceries and shit, they're pretty nice.