>>116931
>Good feels thread?
No, dream thread.
>be me
>back in parents' house
>tormented all night long by a little girl tapping on my second-floor window
>telling me to fucking open my blinds
>so she can rape my soul or something
>internally tell that cunt to shut the fuck up
>but externally being a scared little bitch
>eventually dawn breaks
>go downstairs to get a glass of water
>start filling the glass when feel like being watched
>turn around
>look out the back door
>it's the fucking Michelin Man
>standing there with this creepy fucking sway and gently tapping on the glass every so often
>initially scared but eventually just whatever nigger
>get water
>drink it while staring at spooky Michelin Man
>go to the bathroom take a piss
>there's a giant fucking cube of liquid water on top of the sink
>touch it
>realize I'm dreaming
>realize I can feel my body in my bed all paralyzed from sleep
>panic and wake up
>tfw you will never be a dank lucid dream mind-mancer