/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

Are you paying for the plane and hotel, pen0r?

Sounds too good to be true.

>>117097

Its not. This is real

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hookers/comments/4b5kg0/recommended_alternatives_to_amsterdam_in_europe/

I always thought that whores were dirty and shady and illegal. Or they were hot models but only afforded by rich bizmen and politicans.

But it turns out in Germany, you and I fellow r9k incels can enjoy model-tier European babes at reasonable prices

Well I might have taken you up on your offer, but I'm a poorfag NEEt.

I would OP, but I like being a virgin. As pathetic as it is, it's all I have left. My virginity is the only thing that separates me from everyone else.

I'm a Eurasian male virgin just like Elliot Rodger. Same obsession with blonde white girls. Except unlike Elliot, I wont turn down the chance of sex, because I want girls to love me for my heart. Money is no worse than natural attraction. I have to pay a premium for white girls, since I despise non-whites. So be it.

Can I stick it in their pooper?

>>117132

for a price

Quite a noble idea, my man. Tell me how it went.

Germany for legal sex has always been in the back of my mind. Sure, there's way more prostitution and sex tourism in my country, but they're all grey area, and being the play-by-the-rules beta that I am, I'm scared of getting scammed or getting caught up in shady stuff.

My old mother is still hopeful for some grandkids, but if nothing happens in 10 years I'll be sure where to go to finally lose my virginity.

I wish I wasn't raised so fundamentally christian. Had I had human contact earlier in life I would have grown up more healthy and successful. But now it's just a matter of delivery health.

Godspeed anon.

I could never stand knowing they're just pretending and humoring me. And why would I want to "hang out" with a bunch of vapid prostitutes? It's not like any of them would have anything interesting to say. I'd much rather just bang and bugger off. Oh but hey that must be why they're so cheap: you're trading in time spent chitchatting with dumb bimbos when a prostitute you're paying extra for her to leave. I see now.

>>117094

I'd rather have my v-card instead of bunch of STD's

>$90 Euros

Mudslime rapefugges rape Germany women for free and get away with it.

Fuck that shit. If a condom is involved it's not even worth it

>>117167

Prostitutes in Germany pay taxes, receive healthcare and get checked for STDs in regular intervals.

Your average club slut is less clean than a professional prostitute.

as long as there weren't any other guys there I would be fine with that.

>having sex outside of a monogamous relationship

>enabling sluts

Only sex your going to get is being raped by muslims if you go to germany

>>117094

Sorry fam, don't see a single natural blonde in that pic. Any cheap whore can dye her hair blonde.

The bitch with the pink stockings has a great arse, though.

>>117188

America is Weimar now

>>117186

There is no down side

>>117239

>they're worse than the average stacy

No they're not. Whores are upfront and at least pretend to be pleasant.

>>117244

Yeah but you already know they're whores, and both parties instantly get the desired exchange. They don't lead you on and leave you with nothing.

>you pay 90 euros and .. fuck as many as you want

Yes, but you pay extra for fucking them. For the entry fee you get drinks, food, access to facilities and whatnot, but not sex.

>>117256

No, there really is a fuck flatrate. I'm from Germany.

>paying for roasties 3D whores who have been destroyed by Ahmed when pure 2D harems are free on the internet

What are you, a cuck? Stop enabling roastie whores. You will lose your wizardry and then just be a failed normalfag.

I wish I didn't have to fly half way around the world to pay for sex. Fuck the government.

>>117099

>reddit

Fuck off and never come back.