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Degenerate Dad Thread Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 07:04:43 No.117152

We had a "Tell Us About Your Mother thread" not to long ago

Now lets talk about fathers, whether they were biological, step, or just vacant.

Now onto mine

>Dad be degenerate as fuck

>I work. Dad is NEET

>He's basically as much as a giga nigga can be without actually being a nigger.

>just came home after being gone for a week

>immediately asks if I have condoms, as there is this borderline obese 2/10 roastie outside our house, inside a beat up '95 Dodge Caravan yes, im /o/

>I was so profound by this that I didn't say shit, just went back to my room to type this out.

Week before

>Dad needed a ride to some house

>I dont ask why, just do, as I had to head to work.

>dad thanks me, as he gets out with a big can of Budweiser and

an empty ziplock bag

>Come home to have him laugh about he got "sum pucci, son"

>tells me that ziplock bags work fine as condoms

>I wish I were kidding

>i'm 95% certain that it was someone's wife

>brush it off and head to bathroom

>bathroom has shit stains in sink as well as the wall where the toilet paper roll is on.

>I drive to McFastfood joint just to take a dump

>sleep in car out of anger and disbelief

>shower at gym and go to work from there the next day

>tfw I have the misfortune of being named after him, let alone being born to this.

>tfw my mother had such shit taste in men

I can FILM a documentary about this unbelievably decadent being with these kind of incidents.

God help me.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:51:21 No.117166

Great subject, it doesn't need a bump but I'll give it one anyways. Dumb question: You didn't happen to take pics of the poop'd up bathroom did you? It's always good to confirm the cringe on here, and you don't have to be worried about getting dox'd on here, I've been careless enough and it hasn't happened to me once

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 09:11:44 No.117169

>inb4 ur dad sees this cause he browses 8ch

As for my dad, he's alright I guess. Doesn't tell what I should/shouldn't do as long I get my own cash to survive and clean up a little. He lets me do my own thing pretty much. Probably best person in my fucked up family.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 10:43:49 No.117181

is this actually what happens to lower class people

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 13:33:24 No.117204

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>>117152

i think you win dude. i don't believe the ziplock bag thing but if its real, wow. get out of there. but like film some stuff too because this sounds hilarious. we need pictures.

honestly my family's alright, my dad's got emotional problems and i wind up having to take care of him more than he takes care of me. if it were a serious problem i'd have moved out though. i don't really have anything to complain about.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 14:49:27 No.117210

My dad can be OK. He is probably fucking bipolar though. He always talks about how he is one of the happiest guys he knows, how everyone says he is so nice, he reads all those shitty self help books and"meditates". Then, he gets in a bad mood. He becomes an aggressive manlet, he will flex like a chimp and charge at me, doesn't really hit me anymore since I am bigger than him, and can leave, but when I was little he would do shit like throw me across the room, slap the shit out of me, push me on the ground, drag me, all kinds of shit, and the worst part is that he doesn't own up to any of it. He says "I have only slapped you across the face once" when he has done it multiple times in one night before. It's just a straight line but I think he actually believes it, it's like he forgets what he does when he is in rage mode. Now he is a little better and doesn't get physical with me because, again, I'm bigger and can leave, but he still gets up in my face. Now O just don't take him seriously, I'll just calmly walk away, call him a fucking retard or an aggressive manlet and leave. He is a little nicer now and I can actually talk to him without him getting aggressive, because he agrees with me more politically now. That was a cause of a lot of our flights in my early teens, at first I was too liberal, but after I got redpilled he would call me a nazi and get so bent out of shape. Now that he is seeing the damage muds do he is slowly getting redpilled and will agree with me more so we fight less.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 19:05:58 No.117260

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>>117166

No, the last thing I had on my mind was "imma take a picture XDXDXD". I'm not that kind of guy. I think my unfortunate grandmother cleaned it up sometime in the morning.

>>117204

Its all true. I wish it weren't, I really do. ill see if I can record our conversations at the very least. Not looking forward to my documented shame.

>>117169

Now that you mention it. There have been close calls, where my power level was almost put in the limelight,

>Be February

>be 2300 hours 11 pm

>Be playing newest Fire Emblem

>thought dad was asleep

>In waifu sim part

>thought I was home alone, as house was quiet. Its usually never quiet

>blow into mic

>Dad, thinking someones giving head, barges into my room like the ogre he is.

>"Who's in der?!"

>Instinctually let go of 3ds, cant be seen from doorway, as its beside my comp

>Dad has shit directional hearing

>He cant find Azura as she confesses her love for me

>Tell dad its just a commercial

>"Ah okay son, I'm watching you , fucker"

>tfw

Bricks were shat

>>117181

Yes, hence why I recently willingly gave up my freedoms for a chance to leave all this shit behind me. For a slice of middle class and forced hygienic practice.

>>117210

Sucks man. Hope he can fully embrace the redpill so you two can be at peace.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 19:35:26 No.117265

>>117260

>Azura

shit taste tbh

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 19:52:56 No.117268

>>117265

Its for gameplay reasons. I actually have a soft spot for Oboro

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:34:35 No.117275

My dad's a lot like one of us. He wants to do as little as possible to get by, and not be bothered by the world. Unfortunately that included of raising me. One of the nice horrifying uncertainties in my life is whether I'm a natural sperg/autist or if it's because I was raised by and then as one. From what I can tell, he was able to reproduce and leave his mother's basement and/or poverty soley because of the (mostly) kickass postwar socioeconomic climate in the 60s/70s, which from what he tells me were a lot more amicable towards robots, spergs, loners and people with non-Chad personaliies.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:47:05 No.117279

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>Dad was an alcoholic.

>Passive-agressive.

>Bad vibes all the time.

>Drove us drunk constantly. Thought I was going to die on the road a few times, iirc

>Made scenes in public

>Didn't even drink water anymore, the least alcoholic stuff he drank was beer, even tho SOMETIMES he'd drink some juice.

>Erratic as fuck.

>Almost bipolar behavior.

>Fucked me up emotionally/mentally

>No guidance, only hinderance.

>He couldn't do a simple favour like driving me to a friend's house without cursing my soul out of my body.

>When I was a child he would chastize me for my behaviour as if I was 30 years old. Like, yell at me for doing normal kids stuff, as if I was a grown men. Seriously like being 7 years old and yelling at me for not knowing shit he never taught me.

>Even though I didn't get hit much myself, there was domestic violence

>He died in my early teens, his death only made my life easier/better.

My mom's pretty cool overall, thank God. She did manage to get him off of heavy drugs, but maybe it would have been better if he sticked to them instead of massive alcohol abuse.

The hilarious part? He wasn't dumb, and actually had an ACTIVE (as in massive social contact daily) middle-class public-sector goverment job. People/co-workers/friends of his didn't notice till the very end, oh yea he was so cool, too bad he was only like that for people other than his family.

In his younger years he was somewhat of a massive Chad, even though he was ugly (but relativelly tall and thin). To the point his mother would be scared to high heaven not knowing where he was for days on end, only to find out he had ran away with a chick to another city.

I think there is a wound here that will never heal.

I could go on and on, but it would eventually branch out to me ranting about my life.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 00:15:00 No.117300

I started the mother thread, glad to see this thread.

>Father #1 Biological.

younger than mother pathetic dishwasher. She claims he got on drugs and dumped her when I was 1. I can see why. She is a nutjob.

>Father 2

Elderly divorced spic. alchoholic with entry level job, but he loved me. I have so many good memories of him. Wanted her to marry him so he could be my dad. He got sick and impotent. She made him babysit while she went on date with #3. Dumped him basically because there was no PP left for that move. I was ages 2 to 9

>Father 3

Inbred illiterate hillbilly. 7 years younger than her. Lived with his mom in trailer they got scamming medicaid. NEVER saw me as part of their family. Always told it's my fault he doesn't love me because I don't fit in with the cast of "Winter's Bone" down here.

As an adult they disowned me and she "adopted" his then 18 year old bastard that he concieved WHILE dating her to make me jealous. He is the literal incarnation of a Jeff Foxworthy skit.

I am forbidden from returning to the trailer where I grew up as punishment for moving out and abandoning the family "farm" as if they ever grew anything there. #3 still lives with his mom for most of the week and only visits my "mother" for weekend sex. Yet he is in the will and I am not.

Nothing of value was lost. I don't really need a trailer full of cats.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:22:28 No.117342

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>>117275

Id argue that i'm somewhat of an outlier here I just want not being a literal jerkass-faggot to be socially acceptable.

I say its the latter if it brings you any closure, my upbringing didn't do me any favors, as my sperm donor was transient as in in-in-out, due to jail, not that /b/ feminine penis bullshit and my mother was one of those "don't fucking cry or ill give you something to cry about" types. I cam go on about that but that's best left for the Mother Thread

>>117279

Ah, my longest ex-stepfather-ish was like that. What a fucking raging sperg 5'7'' manlet he was. Was more like an angry math tutor than dad, in a nutshell. Despite his flaws, he had good taste in music and I know more about his childhood than either, as well as bonded with his family, save a few members, more than my actual. Haven't seen any of them in almost a decade.

>>117300

nice spartan dubs btw

God damn, i don't know if I can type out my exact father-figure history at the moment. Shit's getting pretty heavy. /r9k/ is serious business.

Your thread was great. Naturally mine wont deadbeat-dad generation be as popular, but I appreciate the support.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 12:33:54 No.117369

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>>117268

>marries 1st gen unit, thus giving MC's kid fucking horrible stat modifiers

>it's for gameplay reasons :^)

Nice try. Just admit your waifu a shit.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 12:50:56 No.117370

>Dad was a heavy druggie who spent most of my childhood fucked up on something

>Only ever had one proper job, didn't show up first day

>Violent, but manlet skelly so non-threatening to me fairly quickly

>Pedo and fugged my sister

>and her babysitter

>and got away with all of it

>Spent rest of his time playing vidya

>Currently lives as a house-boy/maid for a moderately well-off faggot

He made me the man I am today.