/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

But anon, we are your friends.

depends on your personality. mine method ended up consisting of heavy drinking and yelling/micspamming/general "trolling with a personality" in valve games

I usually meet people through gaming, but I am usually the one putting the first step forward and actively keep them engaged. That's how I met my gf.

while its very rewarding, its also ver tiring tbh because I'm an introvert at heart.

>>117451

A invisible gf goes well for our an hero.

i don't know how to make friends online OP

but i can be your friend, and i'd like to

only one issue: you're not going to be my friend: i'm lazy, i talk too much or don't talk at all, i have incoherent interests and i'm a man full of hate.

that's why everyone is lonely here

we're DAMAGED

>>117578

more like

>have autism

>not sure how to talk to others

>people on your 'friends' list just stay on it as you slowly forget who they are/were but do not wanna remove them off the list

>get called a female but am a male

>cannot take hrt pills until i move out

>waitinglist is 9months

atleast i have silicone tits i can wear and take off and am growing out my hair

>allergic to own hair

>look like have cancer - bald

>tfw have a high % of having some kind of cancer

>would like to live until age 40 or 75

i wonder what age y'all would like to die at?

start a nazi propaganda website like Hotwheels did.

>>117395

we can be friends op. I don't have any disabilities though

>>117395

>r9k users know how to make friends

All I did was grind omegle and sometimes /soc/ but holy fuck that place has degenerated until I had friends and a landwhale with daddy issues because I can't say no to people. PRO TIPS

>simply by not wanting sex you are already in the top 1% of omegle

>experiment with tags

>be nice up until they aren't nice

>girls can be thirsty and if they are thirsty they are either morbidly obese, under 18 or both so be careful

>people not near your age are not worth it

>this is not a fast process

>again, most of omegle wants to fuck you

I'm sure by now there are better places but I'm satisfied and stopped looking around.

>>117727

thanks for the tips I've only ever made friends through games/steam. omegle just seems to be guys who skip you, and obese women

what are some tags for meeting real life younger adults? it's music/bands isn't it?

>>117727

Do you do videochat?

Cripple9001 is that you?

banter with anonymous shitposters is better than real friends because you can call them faggots without repercussion and they don't expect anything from you.

>>117395

Lurk and post in places with shared interests.

Get to the point where everyone there can recognize you and each other.

Eventually find, join, or make a chatroom for all of you.

Chat with them.

That's how I've done it and it's succeeded every time. Believe me, there's a lot of communities on the internet that you can join up in, you just gotta figure out how to find them in such a way that they'll find you too.

I'm tempted to suggest we create a spinoff /r9k/ where trips are required, so we could get a taste of having an identity without having to do something crazy like create a Reddit account. Then again, I don't think I'd even have the balls to join such a board. Anonymity is my safety blanket.

>>117947

>I'm tempted to suggest we create a spinoff /r9k/ where trips are required

>what are ids

You stupid. Just add ids.

>>117949

IDs are unique to each thread. It's not the same.

Are you saying there's a chat room where people talk shit about me for attempting nofap, shilling for STEM at Uni, and making dick and poopoo threads?