This shit is poorly designed. I'm definitely going nowhere in life, but I'm so far gone that most of this shit can't possibly apply to me.
> Has failed one or more classes
> Brings handheld game consoles to school
> Typically makes D's in classes
> At one point wore jackets and hoodies to school every day
I never attended high school, let alone college, so this shit doesn't apply at all. I did go to a tech school for a while, but my grades were pretty much top and at 4x suggested pace. I dropped out because I didn't want to continue (the main reason I enrolled was because I was bored all day), and it was too much effort. Much like elementary school, which I also dropped out of.
Yes. I dropped out of elementary school because it was too much work. Nearly any individual assignment I could have done without any difficulty, but I can't take so many of them. It's not that I'm retarded, it's that I'm lazy. I was like this since first grade. I'm more NEET at heart than you'll ever be.
> Wear or own anything Vans
Don't even know what the fuck that is. My parents buy me everything like this. Clothes, food, you name it. I don't have any of those kinds of expenses, but I also don't have any income.
> Collects comics/manga/figurines
> Has attended a convention
> Spends excessive amounts of money on hobbies
> Has/had shirts with anime characters on it
Nope, can't possibly do any of this shit since I have no real income.
> Too cheap to spend money on food other than fast food
I can't afford to pay for food, are you crazy? My income consists of maybe 80 bucks a year which I receive as birthday and christmas gifts. I, then, need to carefully allocate this money to buy gifts in return but still have some money left over. Of course, I can't leave my house and buy these myself, because I have no license, no car, no insurance, no money for gas, etc.
> Sleeps 10-12 hours a day
I wish. In fact, if I could sleep 24 hours a day, that would be great.
> Has more friends online than irl
> Has watched at least five different anime
> Spends majority of time at home
Who doesn't?
> Has a messy room most of the time
> Has been told that they are creepy
> Eats more chips and snacks than nutritious food
I don't even know what nutritious food means. How do I determine if food is nutritious? For example, take a block of cheese. Is it nutritious? Surely, if it is, then I can eat nothing but that for my entire life and survive without issue. No? Well then your shit isn't very nutritious, is it?
> Makes shitty memes
All of my memes are top-tier material, thank you.
> Is an artist (musician, poetry, etc)
Not a chance. I would make music if I could, but I don't know a single instrument, and the entire musical system (notes, bars, faggots, shit, all those terms) are so illogical and inconsistent that I hate it.
> Has a tumblr
> Has a facebook and shit posts on it
Garbage. Anyone who does this is simply trash. Facefaggies aren't people.
> Cannot direct or lead a conversation
Yeah, pretty much.
> Parents want you to get out more
What the fuck does that even mean? I remember I was told to get out more when I was, what, 9 years old? Are you a kid or something? What adult is told to get out more? By whom? For what cause?
Now, if by "get out more" you mean "get a job", then, yes. Absolutely.
> Basically has a collection of drink bottles in room
I don't really have access to anything in disposable bottles, so I don't have this opportunity. I surely would do this if I had the chance, though.
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