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File: a334ee2863bf6e9⋯.jpg (39.5 KB, 406x359, 406:359, childhood friend gf.jpg)


create a gf thread


File: 0db685894dd967d⋯.jpg (33.23 KB, 383x384, 383:384, abused gf.jpg)

she would do anything for you


File: bc851721622b563⋯.png (11.31 KB, 542x323, 542:323, clown college gf.png)




holy shit my fucking sides

i have never laughed this hard in my life


File: daff1d3b706fa9a⋯.png (73.09 KB, 612x855, 68:95, 1473623376430.png)


clown grils are hot my dude


File: 9062a7b984be5f4⋯.png (57.02 KB, 288x295, 288:295, finnishgf.PNG)

best gf coming through


File: ffdf2047970e1d5⋯.png (48.26 KB, 269x277, 269:277, fin gril (2).png)

File: 753e4966f1a70f7⋯.png (21.68 KB, 800x750, 16:15, finn.png)


Fixed that for you.


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File: ccadfa155fa2dd6⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 126.85 KB, 209x193, 209:193, 1470600674315-0.gif)

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File: a29d0dbe26a55a6⋯.png (3.25 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf.png)

File: 8ae278fb65dab94⋯.png (15.1 KB, 406x359, 406:359, jewfu.png)


>no template

>original is a jpg

OP, I…



How do you get everything so nice and colored in?

when i used the bucket it just creates ugly splashes



Both OP and >>182253 are faggots, I just used spray paint.


File: 8126929c529b9f3⋯.png (14.23 KB, 406x359, 406:359, frau.png)

Meine traumfrau


File: 247f2d6b6d3f4c5⋯.png (11.17 KB, 406x359, 406:359, truth.png)

u no it's true


File: fd462270701dbd6⋯.jpg (35.94 KB, 555x415, 111:83, haram.jpg)


Shit gf. Drop the bacon, drop not being real, drop her age to the single digits and then we'll be talking.


File: df432ceb01cce71⋯.png (3.21 KB, 406x359, 406:359, halal.png)


Happy now, Ahmed?


File: f1c2444eb33e221⋯.png (6.77 KB, 406x359, 406:359, tihkhai bibi.png)

Please to arranging our shadi



File: 973300fee4c9a6d⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 640x539, 640:539, halal.jpg)


We're getting there.


File: d0f0ba56033b270⋯.png (49.85 KB, 1203x595, 1203:595, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)

Last file had 2 autistic typos so I fixed it.



Use the template I posted. I spent six million hours in ms gimpshop.net removing the jpg artifacts so that the bucket would work nicely.




>not going to church on Sunday morning




>implying God wouldn't be in a garden on a lovely Sunday morning


what is the purpose of this? this is just making me depressed…



If gf is a fellow evening person we can attend saturday night service which is liturgically already part of sunday :3



10/10 shit, well done


File: 03635077672c45f⋯.jpg (10.87 KB, 300x299, 300:299, 1471124370046.jpg)


>saving ms paint files as png



File: 8986856f88dc6bc⋯.png (1.1 KB, 100x96, 25:24, 1 pixel.PNG)

File: 50810a4d8e1704a⋯.png (4.01 KB, 406x359, 406:359, re upload template.png)


You left ONE pixel unfixed, it's not a big deal, but my OCD demands I fix it.


File: 9727feaaf425ebc⋯.png (13.95 KB, 400x320, 5:4, sjwqt.png)

>all the gf's so far enforce oppressive gender roles and the gender binary

Educate yourselves bigots


File: ea2fa262fd10f6a⋯.png (8.05 KB, 999x730, 999:730, re re upload template.png)

File: 7bc380717b62190⋯.png (56.82 KB, 999x730, 999:730, my waifu.png)


I also made it bigger


File: 5425eb297fb6f9d⋯.jpg (62.04 KB, 622x386, 311:193, autistic little sister gf.jpg)

my dream gf


File: 478f1a2c3885429⋯.jpg (30.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, fam smh tbh.jpg)





This thread is gold.Thx for making me laugh lads



Why wouldn't you want a normie gf who isn't an autist like you?Maybe she can even introduce you to her friends and shit.

Or is it just me who wants a total Stacey gf with a fuck ton of friends and she's on all social media stuff and does normie things.And she's also highly successful career wise whilst me being a total failure loser and it seems to everyone else that she's pity dating you while in reality she's head over heels in love with you for some reason.



why would you want normie friends? they're horroble people


File: cc2f07ec593e873⋯.png (52.63 KB, 999x730, 999:730, tfw nolouisemenschgf.png)

why even live?



File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1491471550053.jpg)


I really like this post


File: 5aac7345b2b68ad⋯.jpg (332.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, image.jpg)

>go to make image

>Realise I can't even pretend to generate any kind of feelings of close attachment to anyone



moms gonna freak!



i don't think you belong here


File: 29152ba470f84d3⋯.jpg (27.06 KB, 406x359, 406:359, Am I Edgy Yet.jpg)

> Their GFs show their face to other men

> Their GFs talk to other men.

> Their GFs go outside without their permission.

> Their GFs aren't actively waging war against the scum of western civilization.

> Their GFs wouldn't give birth to a platoon of kids.

Pretty fucking degenerate if you ask me.


File: 60c8b12c8264a18⋯.png (15.79 KB, 406x359, 406:359, indian gf.png)



File: 1ac63c8a805b589⋯.png (39.36 KB, 600x600, 1:1, feelsdesk.png)


I was not ready for this feel




the point is supposed to be on the forehead not between the eyes


File: b81ce15dc2a7229⋯.gif (499.28 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sad.gif)



>mfw have aspie little sister

>mfw bullied her for entire childhood instead of nurturing close bond

>mfw she has a social life and I don't

>mfw she hates my guts and wants nothing to do with me

>mfw she only regards me with an odd mix of disgust and pity

>mfw what could've been


File: f8a6fbd4da02f12⋯.png (15.83 KB, 406x359, 406:359, degeneragf.png)

One of you become my gf. I love you all.


File: 374ef2f2c8c0950⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.06 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf.png)

Best gf incoming



I don't have a sister, and I was just in this thread for the laffs, but this just gave me an erection and also made me fall in love.

Why are autistic girls so perfect?



>Bullying your imouto

You had it coming, nii-gger.


File: d7b435c6dd3b97e⋯.png (8.48 KB, 406x359, 406:359, anheropactgf.png)

she'd be perfect right now



I'm pretty sure "oy vey" has a more negative connotation while "oy gevalt" is more neutral or perhaps even positive or maybe it's negative as well, idk.


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File: 0adc0bdd013120a⋯.png (908.18 KB, 800x660, 40:33, you_deserve_to_be_raided.png)


>not going to church on Sunday evening for the edgy service



>having sex before marriage

>staring at other women

You don't deserve her tbh


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>bowl of eggs

Huh, I'm not familiar with this one.



Nigger what the fuck is this video



A high-functioning autistic 15-year-old girl rubs peanut butter over herself.



But y tho



The eye on the left is gray.



y naht?


File: 743fb2cd5392061⋯.png (36.44 KB, 999x730, 999:730, ideal.png)

>tfw it will never be



Because the reply was to someone who wanted an autistic little sister.



She's fucking perfect.

>tfw no peanut butter bikini-clad autismo gf



needs more acne


>you will never hug your gf while both of you are covered in peanut butter.


>go on crusade


>kids grow up without a father

>rebel against mom

>give birth to a generation of feminists and nigger beats makers.


File: 1ad7dd767c7c0e2⋯.jpg (37.17 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1453749584320.jpg)


i always get a boner when she rubs it on her armpits


File: 5662b1de7b71a79⋯.png (5.36 KB, 406x359, 406:359, 50810a4d8e1704a81b63b4bfcc….png)


But that's the gf I already have.







File: cb1cf84b533da7f⋯.jpg (63.79 KB, 402x354, 67:59, Best Waifu.jpg)

Who else would bake swastika snickerdoodles for you?


File: 169ebc51043c92d⋯.png (25.99 KB, 999x730, 999:730, OC.png)

>yfw you will never take a broken qt and slowly shape her into the perfect loyal waifu

why even live


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File: f2d13fc35522c24⋯.png (44.46 KB, 800x700, 8:7, kill me.png)


>haha this is fun

>start writing

>feel like shit by the end

thanks, op.


File: da4ab327f29b057⋯.png (9.22 KB, 406x360, 203:180, god damn it let me post.png)

I tried my best.


File: cd6198df15c65e6⋯.jpg (53.98 KB, 305x309, 305:309, cd6.jpg)


Your autism will get on her nerves. You won't be able to pick up on non-verbal cues or express intimacy, and she will be pissed off when you want alone time. She will misinterpret your autism as narcissism or you "refusing" to be social, because normie women are retarded and won't believe any other answer, no matter how many times you explain it to them. She will resent having to take care of you and will yell at you constantly and you'll never understand why.

Source: My parent's relationship and countless internet comments made by normie women dating autists




After getting my heart broken multiple times these are immensely satisfying.



>getting a christcuck gf

>not a qt zoroastrian to revive the one true faith with


File: 93e3d95f9bf559c⋯.png (4.58 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1410090648460.png)


because they're utterly dependent.


File: be9ef6a6670a4c9⋯.png (46 KB, 800x700, 8:7, f2d13fc35522c24f5b45691763….png)


And now for the version with the fetishes.


File: 27bfe82cf1f7ed3⋯.png (17.83 KB, 370x320, 37:32, 108249382x.png)



this is relevant to my interests.


File: 4304a6961338c3d⋯.jpg (50.15 KB, 571x359, 571:359, slash x slash gf.jpg)

hot oc cummin thru



I think normie gf would probably be even worse than no gf




>not going to church on Saturday night, while all the heretics are getting drunk and fucking


File: 62cd758835127e8⋯.png (288.53 KB, 360x480, 3:4, Beksinski Fotomontaz komp1….png)






All of these create deep feelings of longing that hurt my heart


File: fe81446dfd16455⋯.jpg (26.98 KB, 600x375, 8:5, 18446982_1211058289016180_….jpg)




My autistic niggers



that is old as fuck newfag


File: 58a1d81bc2e9e4f⋯.png (20.56 KB, 700x498, 350:249, porn gf.png)

big cumies



because chad asked her to. Once she is legal she could make bank doing this on clips4sale


File: b45c9a66e344554⋯.png (25.08 KB, 406x359, 406:359, qt.png)

File: d9589525e879295⋯.png (3.88 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf template.png)

I felt weird doing this.

Also I fixed some minor things on the smaller template. The gray pixels were triggering my autism.



>You don't deserve her tbh

Do you not understand?


File: 51c001185bc6de3⋯.jpg (38.66 KB, 465x313, 465:313, deaf gf.jpg)

feeling bad


File: d65d4605ca379a6⋯.png (13.86 KB, 406x359, 406:359, i want.png)

God, are you there? It's me, anon. I think you owe me something you fucking prick.




I'll pass.


File: 2515816737511d6⋯.png (140.99 KB, 999x730, 999:730, Pixi waifu.png)




I hope there wasn't too much cheese in that lasagna.
















>I felt weird doing this.

Of course you would, you're exposing your deepest desires to the internet



>tfw no farmgirl gf with freckles and big tits



because they're people and neurotypical girls are not.


File: 08d7057f734cb0a⋯.png (14.57 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf.png)

My desires are straightforward.



Are you varg?



no and I don't know who varg is


File: d4238c616eeffad⋯.jpg (170.15 KB, 600x900, 2:3, varg stop.jpg)





>I think your lisp is cute, Anon.

aaaaand this thread finally got to me.


I had that fantasy for a while too. I think it comes from the fact that no healthy woman would come down to my level. But then, I don't think it's safe to assume a deaf one would.


File: 6fd66a0fb11d09e⋯.png (69.11 KB, 500x331, 500:331, question.png)


>C U M B R O W N I E S


File: 7203dbf549eabe5⋯.png (33.46 KB, 406x871, 406:871, 12365466654.png)


>what are we gonna do on they hay, anon?



>shoulder freckles


I'm adding those to my drawing when I get home.



>Who's Sigmund

Glad you at least realize it, anon.



I don't want to fuck my mother, I swear.


File: 6b28d75c9592760⋯.jpg (105.48 KB, 563x637, 563:637, 1373426229484.jpg)


So your sister, then?


File: cbb96075e88a640⋯.jpg (857.59 KB, 1541x5406, 1541:5406, You mean this one _071b90c….jpg)





I just want a gf that's on the /gfd/ side of things. Calling me cute, overly affectionate, smothering me with love, doting, headpats, that sort of stuff. It's the motherly aspect I like, not necessarily being my mother.

And no, not my sister either Or aunt Don't even say grandmother



Also, I should probably mention that I do find mother/son arousing, I wouldn't fuck my own mother.




So basically you're a liar who wants to fuck his mom and grandmom. Noted. Post pics.


File: a338fc817ce6702⋯.jpg (95.75 KB, 931x996, 931:996, 1302250346960.jpg)


>ever trusting a nasty 4chainz trorru

That's fucking hilarious, but they got what they deserved.


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File: f2cddefe65d7964⋯.jpg (159.76 KB, 1280x688, 80:43, 1482535648498.jpg)


I ain't no motherfucker, but you could have these instead.


File: 1a0251a6423bb9e⋯.png (8.46 KB, 500x400, 5:4, gfclose.png)


>>183742 here, when I made that post about adding shoulder freckles I forgot that they wouldn't be visible in that image so I drew something new.


File: aa816112ae84740⋯.jpg (65.04 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1464969763477.jpg)


>no toxins in this body, sir. I'm straight edge!



this gives me a feeling



Le funny maymay faggot, I just don't like smelling that shit.


File: 34cef5e00260b92⋯.jpg (129.07 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1489205526644.jpg)



I'm unbelievably hard right now


File: 0ba602015e80b3b⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 887d88bbb31e3eb00c98814052….jpg)

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File: 0a4d4a4468d2682⋯.jpg (234.33 KB, 1012x1337, 1012:1337, 1488934531019.jpg)

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File: 99fc3908e43547b⋯.jpg (326.69 KB, 1063x1500, 1063:1500, yande.re 236641 sample bre….jpg)



good taste anon


File: 18f3c818159c4b7⋯.jpg (24.93 KB, 500x333, 500:333, asian girls laughing at yo….jpg)


>implying cigarette smokers are not far more hated than people who drink or occasionally smoke weed/eat shrooms/etc.



Fun fact: the majority of Japanese, Korean and Chinese men are smokers.

Marijuana and 'shrooms' are illegal for a reason. The public opposes their consumption, while they haven't seen fit to raise the topic of cigarettes, beyond a few restrictions on where people can smoke. I don't know where you live, but you might want to go outside some time.



>dude weed is good for you lmao



>beyond a few restrictions on where people can smoke

Smoker actually got blown the fuck out in my country and it's illegal to smoke in pretty much every public space now. Take that normalfaggot, good luck with the lung cancer.





File: ab61d2a7903ee24⋯.jpg (47.38 KB, 304x244, 76:61, 1283544479143.jpg)


>J-jokes on you, bro! I live in a socialist hell hole

I'm so jealous, anon.



>Implying cigarettes are legal for any other reason than excessive lobbying from tobacco producers

I didn't know negative IQ was possible


File: b8f7ec7000daaab⋯.jpg (40.11 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1308641695690.jpg)


>implying there was ever a question about the legality of cigarettes

>implying there's a powerful tobacco lobby in my country

>implying you aren't just salty because cigarettes are legal and pot isn't

You just can't help yourself, can you?


File: 48ec1098e14ba03⋯.png (20.22 KB, 373x406, 373:406, Untitled.png)

For the fembots


File: d530e9f385e9939⋯.jpg (7.98 KB, 250x225, 10:9, 1477459192304.jpg)



please leave my thread


File: a864aafa28110c4⋯.png (50.08 KB, 359x400, 359:400, nualpharino.png)


Not a fembot, just did the kind of person I want to be


File: 22aad31a3c171c8⋯.png (9.16 KB, 406x359, 406:359, xzgohfqnprmjjmsi.png)

>ywn have a perfect Aryan waifu



lol u r a fukin fgt




post more girls pls




This is not cuckchan.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.





File: 4a77707f702454d⋯.png (619.75 KB, 700x860, 35:43, 1370466419088.png)


Where's the webm, anon?


File: 385ba0f68ece889⋯.mp4 (653.67 KB, 226x400, 113:200, Scrub.mp4)


i waited too long to use this



Best GF thus far.



>This is not cuckchan.

It's a good thing I've never used cuckchan then



Hm, well I guess having a retarded gf would make life kinda easy.


File: df5dd2be80d2931⋯.jpg (34.63 KB, 600x600, 1:1, df5.jpg)


Why did you come back?



Because I've been here for a very long time and I have no reason to leave



It sure is, their /r9k/ is full of normalfags and women spamming porn and pretending to have sad lives because they didn't have sex for a week. There is no such a thing as a fembot because if you were born a woman in modern western society you literally won life and will get everything you want on a silver platter.


File: b9e4c00936dd73f⋯.png (1.11 MB, 748x1059, 748:1059, Check em Clara.png)


>There is no such a thing as a fembot because if you were born a woman in modern western society you literally won life and will get everything you want on a silver platter.

That's retarded, women think men's lives are better and men think women's lives are better because they aren't the other one. You're not going to be exposed to fembots the same way you're not going to be exposed to most other kinds of anons because most of the prerequisites to being on a place like this require that we be the ignored and invisible of society.

Nice trips btw



Are you a "fembot"? Need a bf??? Pls rspnd.



No I'm not, I'm just friends with some femanons (none of them halfchanners).


File: 480290c6d2a5f84⋯.jpg (87.48 KB, 500x599, 500:599, 1389228962846.jpg)




File: efd972756b35d63⋯.jpg (46.77 KB, 403x392, 403:392, efd.jpg)


He can be used as boipussi



Orbitfag fuck off.


File: 24892c6c089dd6d⋯.jpg (70.57 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1403818597217.jpg)


Alright. But I'm not getting sloppy seconds this time. The mess isn't worth it.


File: 7c8f095b1465197⋯.jpg (38.38 KB, 323x559, 323:559, the gay community.jpg)


That's for you to answer



are u the guy that allways spams the fag threads with that


File: 492a3fab3ea555d⋯.png (550.1 KB, 812x884, 203:221, Channing Tatum.png)


I've never had any interest in a relationship with them, they're not my thing.



>Memes are only used by one person

No, no I am not.


File: dd197cfe8e994bc⋯.jpg (13.49 KB, 303x276, 101:92, 1408673575380.jpg)



somebody get the gas already




Fuck off to where you belong nigger, no such thing as fembots and it never will be. You're not a robot either.



Forced memes are only used by one person though.


File: 981e5074344a44a⋯.png (37 KB, 666x662, 333:331, sadlady.png)

Didn't use the template but the ego-soothing intent is the same. It's nice to imagine a girl that is not only perfect, but feels like she's the one that has to prove her worth to me.


File: 770fba774cb6d07⋯.png (14.18 KB, 406x359, 406:359, d9589525e8792957af4dd2fea2….png)

Stinky gf



>I'm depressed and it's hilarious

Why do you want to be the average poster on here?



Well I'm going to be depressed either way, might as well see the humour in it. If the world doesn't make you depressed you're probably not paying enough attention because you're a normie.


File: 6c43682cc8d0f01⋯.jpg (71.18 KB, 324x437, 324:437, 03a4353c3ebe5bb2e7a338ad2e….jpg)


>hairy pits




She needs to change her diet





File: 564bd2e9723800c⋯.jpg (60.85 KB, 406x359, 406:359, spurdulina DDDDDDDDD.jpg)

unoriginal fugggg :DDDDDD


File: b3a26193985d191⋯.jpg (38.54 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1469573677943.jpg)


Oh God, that one is just precious.


File: 2f1c3a06ecf6f3f⋯.png (60.42 KB, 406x359, 406:359, a29d0dbe26a55a605bcc86958c….png)

a gf to be ignored



I wouldn't a cyclops.


File: 075d27a52ed6c14⋯.jpg (114.72 KB, 900x900, 1:1, wheelies_feels.jpg)


>>go on crusade


>>kids grow up without a father

>>rebel against mom

>>give birth to a generation of feminists and nigger beats makers.


Can I try making you cry, anon?

We were too happy, my friend;

We had too much hope and love;

We thought we loved ourselves for life,

But unfortunately! The sunny days are so short!

Happiness lasts but little on earth;

Do you hear the drum all over there?

My sweet heart, I am going to war,

Do not worry until the day of return.

3. Your kisses were sweet to my lips,

Your smile was sweet to my eyes,

That our tears today are bitter,

Let us give him the kiss of farewells!

4. The enemy has crossed the borders,

He took our houses and our fields.

Let us defend the land of our fathers,

We must conquer or die bravely!

5. Companions, if God wills that I die,

Remove this angel from my finger.

My friend is over there who cries me,

Tell him, "This ring is for you!"



In case you misunderstood, a man has a woman that he was going to marry, but he is severely wounded during battle. He tells those around him to give his ring to his friend, so that he may marry his fiancée in his place. It's not cuckoldry; he knows and trusts and loves his friend, and wants him to take care of his woman, who will not have him, as he is done for.



Apparently no, I don't.



Did you hear about that /christanon/ who met a deaf girl at church who was visiting, then never saw her again despite her obvious interest?


File: 63ed387e6b98347⋯.png (16.17 KB, 741x609, 247:203, 1445748939840.png)


did you draw this yourself? it's pretty good.



>implying a freckled farm girl with hairy pits would ruin anything


File: 42480a76fb181aa⋯.jpg (74.75 KB, 1236x788, 309:197, maxresdefault.jpg)


no one gave me (you)s?

im so sad


File: ce711191f17d99d⋯.jpg (609.82 KB, 727x1000, 727:1000, 1439087067002-3.jpg)

File: 078a4b8dbb451d0⋯.png (101.76 KB, 584x802, 292:401, __backbeard_monster_musume….png)

File: 4a53ee9bb3fb88f⋯.jpg (225.43 KB, 1024x1201, 1024:1201, usui_sachi_by_krysel1992-d….jpg)


>he wouldn't a cyclops

get a load of this guy

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