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File: a334ee2863bf6e9⋯.jpg (39.5 KB, 406x359, 406:359, childhood friend gf.jpg)

 No.182176

create a gf thread

 No.182177

File: 0db685894dd967d⋯.jpg (33.23 KB, 383x384, 383:384, abused gf.jpg)

she would do anything for you


 No.182178

File: bc851721622b563⋯.png (11.31 KB, 542x323, 542:323, clown college gf.png)

honk


 No.182179

>>182178

holy shit my fucking sides

i have never laughed this hard in my life


 No.182188

File: daff1d3b706fa9a⋯.png (73.09 KB, 612x855, 68:95, 1473623376430.png)

>>182179

clown grils are hot my dude


 No.182202

File: 9062a7b984be5f4⋯.png (57.02 KB, 288x295, 288:295, finnishgf.PNG)

best gf coming through


 No.182215

File: ffdf2047970e1d5⋯.png (48.26 KB, 269x277, 269:277, fin gril (2).png)

File: 753e4966f1a70f7⋯.png (21.68 KB, 800x750, 16:15, finn.png)

>>182202

Fixed that for you.


 No.182231

File: bbc1d5f8409bfec⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 14.62 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1470604314280.jpg)

File: ccadfa155fa2dd6⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 126.85 KB, 209x193, 209:193, 1470600674315-0.gif)

File: 32de8aab12c9cdd⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 109.06 KB, 209x193, 209:193, 1459707958375.gif)

File: 477eb64d742b379⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 536.9 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1458697324050.gif)

>>182178

*HONK HONK*


 No.182253

File: a29d0dbe26a55a6⋯.png (3.25 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf.png)

File: 8ae278fb65dab94⋯.png (15.1 KB, 406x359, 406:359, jewfu.png)

>>182176

>no template

>original is a jpg

OP, I…


 No.182258

>>182253

How do you get everything so nice and colored in?

when i used the bucket it just creates ugly splashes


 No.182264

>>182258

Both OP and >>182253 are faggots, I just used spray paint.


 No.182272

File: 8126929c529b9f3⋯.png (14.23 KB, 406x359, 406:359, frau.png)

Meine traumfrau


 No.182275

File: 247f2d6b6d3f4c5⋯.png (11.17 KB, 406x359, 406:359, truth.png)

u no it's true


 No.182276

File: fd462270701dbd6⋯.jpg (35.94 KB, 555x415, 111:83, haram.jpg)

>>182275

Shit gf. Drop the bacon, drop not being real, drop her age to the single digits and then we'll be talking.


 No.182279

File: df432ceb01cce71⋯.png (3.21 KB, 406x359, 406:359, halal.png)

>>182276

Happy now, Ahmed?


 No.182282

File: f1c2444eb33e221⋯.png (6.77 KB, 406x359, 406:359, tihkhai bibi.png)

Please to arranging our shadi


 No.182284


 No.182286

File: 973300fee4c9a6d⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 640x539, 640:539, halal.jpg)

>>182279

We're getting there.


 No.182287

File: d0f0ba56033b270⋯.png (49.85 KB, 1203x595, 1203:595, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)

Last file had 2 autistic typos so I fixed it.


 No.182291

>>182258

Use the template I posted. I spent six million hours in ms gimpshop.net removing the jpg artifacts so that the bucket would work nicely.


 No.182357

>>182287

>park

>not going to church on Sunday morning

Heresy


 No.182392

>>182357

>implying God wouldn't be in a garden on a lovely Sunday morning


 No.182395

what is the purpose of this? this is just making me depressed…


 No.182405

>>182357

If gf is a fellow evening person we can attend saturday night service which is liturgically already part of sunday :3


 No.182406

>>182178

10/10 shit, well done


 No.182408

File: 03635077672c45f⋯.jpg (10.87 KB, 300x299, 300:299, 1471124370046.jpg)

>>182253

>saving ms paint files as png

why


 No.182410

File: 8986856f88dc6bc⋯.png (1.1 KB, 100x96, 25:24, 1 pixel.PNG)

File: 50810a4d8e1704a⋯.png (4.01 KB, 406x359, 406:359, re upload template.png)

>>182253

You left ONE pixel unfixed, it's not a big deal, but my OCD demands I fix it.


 No.182411

File: 9727feaaf425ebc⋯.png (13.95 KB, 400x320, 5:4, sjwqt.png)

>all the gf's so far enforce oppressive gender roles and the gender binary

Educate yourselves bigots


 No.182413

File: ea2fa262fd10f6a⋯.png (8.05 KB, 999x730, 999:730, re re upload template.png)

File: 7bc380717b62190⋯.png (56.82 KB, 999x730, 999:730, my waifu.png)

>>182410

I also made it bigger


 No.182414

File: 5425eb297fb6f9d⋯.jpg (62.04 KB, 622x386, 311:193, autistic little sister gf.jpg)

my dream gf


 No.182415

File: 478f1a2c3885429⋯.jpg (30.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, fam smh tbh.jpg)

>>182178

THERE WAS OC IN /r9k/

AND YOU WERE ALIVE TO SEE IT


 No.182416

This thread is gold.Thx for making me laugh lads


 No.182417

>>182413

Why wouldn't you want a normie gf who isn't an autist like you?Maybe she can even introduce you to her friends and shit.

Or is it just me who wants a total Stacey gf with a fuck ton of friends and she's on all social media stuff and does normie things.And she's also highly successful career wise whilst me being a total failure loser and it seems to everyone else that she's pity dating you while in reality she's head over heels in love with you for some reason.


 No.182418

>>182417

why would you want normie friends? they're horroble people


 No.182422

File: cc2f07ec593e873⋯.png (52.63 KB, 999x730, 999:730, tfw nolouisemenschgf.png)

why even live?

oc


 No.182424

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1491471550053.jpg)

>>182414

I really like this post


 No.182433

File: 5aac7345b2b68ad⋯.jpg (332.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, image.jpg)

>go to make image

>Realise I can't even pretend to generate any kind of feelings of close attachment to anyone


 No.182442

>>182433

moms gonna freak!


 No.182446

>>182417

i don't think you belong here


 No.182451

File: 29152ba470f84d3⋯.jpg (27.06 KB, 406x359, 406:359, Am I Edgy Yet.jpg)

> Their GFs show their face to other men

> Their GFs talk to other men.

> Their GFs go outside without their permission.

> Their GFs aren't actively waging war against the scum of western civilization.

> Their GFs wouldn't give birth to a platoon of kids.

Pretty fucking degenerate if you ask me.


 No.182470

File: 60c8b12c8264a18⋯.png (15.79 KB, 406x359, 406:359, indian gf.png)

originaloriginaloriginaloriginal


 No.182483

File: 1ac63c8a805b589⋯.png (39.36 KB, 600x600, 1:1, feelsdesk.png)

>>182414

I was not ready for this feel


 No.182505

>>182215

>>182470

the point is supposed to be on the forehead not between the eyes


 No.182895

File: b81ce15dc2a7229⋯.gif (499.28 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sad.gif)

>>182483

>>182414

>mfw have aspie little sister

>mfw bullied her for entire childhood instead of nurturing close bond

>mfw she has a social life and I don't

>mfw she hates my guts and wants nothing to do with me

>mfw she only regards me with an odd mix of disgust and pity

>mfw what could've been


 No.182905

File: f8a6fbd4da02f12⋯.png (15.83 KB, 406x359, 406:359, degeneragf.png)

One of you become my gf. I love you all.


 No.182918

File: 374ef2f2c8c0950⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.06 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf.png)

Best gf incoming


 No.182919

>>182414

I don't have a sister, and I was just in this thread for the laffs, but this just gave me an erection and also made me fall in love.

Why are autistic girls so perfect?


 No.182928

>>182895

>Bullying your imouto

You had it coming, nii-gger.


 No.182936

File: d7b435c6dd3b97e⋯.png (8.48 KB, 406x359, 406:359, anheropactgf.png)

she'd be perfect right now


 No.182951

>>182253

I'm pretty sure "oy vey" has a more negative connotation while "oy gevalt" is more neutral or perhaps even positive or maybe it's negative as well, idk.


 No.182953

File: b41faab397d24dc⋯.jpg (8.75 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>182253

>goyfriend


 No.182954

File: 0adc0bdd013120a⋯.png (908.18 KB, 800x660, 40:33, you_deserve_to_be_raided.png)

>>182357

>not going to church on Sunday evening for the edgy service


 No.182955

>>182413

>having sex before marriage

>staring at other women

You don't deserve her tbh


 No.182956

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>182414

>bowl of eggs

Huh, I'm not familiar with this one.


 No.182957

>>182956

Nigger what the fuck is this video


 No.182958

>>182957

A high-functioning autistic 15-year-old girl rubs peanut butter over herself.


 No.182959

>>182958

But y tho


 No.182960

>>182413

The eye on the left is gray.


 No.182961

>>182959

y naht?


 No.182962

File: 743fb2cd5392061⋯.png (36.44 KB, 999x730, 999:730, ideal.png)

>tfw it will never be


 No.182963

>>182959

Because the reply was to someone who wanted an autistic little sister.


 No.182966

>>182956

She's fucking perfect.

>tfw no peanut butter bikini-clad autismo gf


 No.182973

>>182905

needs more acne

>>182956

>you will never hug your gf while both of you are covered in peanut butter.

>>182962

>go on crusade

>die

>kids grow up without a father

>rebel against mom

>give birth to a generation of feminists and nigger beats makers.


 No.182980

File: 1ad7dd767c7c0e2⋯.jpg (37.17 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1453749584320.jpg)

>>182956

i always get a boner when she rubs it on her armpits


 No.182992

File: 5662b1de7b71a79⋯.png (5.36 KB, 406x359, 406:359, 50810a4d8e1704a81b63b4bfcc….png)

>>182918

But that's the gf I already have.


 No.183115

>>182953

>gentile

>gentleman

>gentileman


 No.183120

File: cb1cf84b533da7f⋯.jpg (63.79 KB, 402x354, 67:59, Best Waifu.jpg)

Who else would bake swastika snickerdoodles for you?


 No.183138

File: 169ebc51043c92d⋯.png (25.99 KB, 999x730, 999:730, OC.png)

>yfw you will never take a broken qt and slowly shape her into the perfect loyal waifu

why even live


 No.183140

File: 7efc0794e1eb336⋯.png (39.11 KB, 1255x789, 1255:789, does this look like the fa….PNG)

File: f2d13fc35522c24⋯.png (44.46 KB, 800x700, 8:7, kill me.png)

>draw

>haha this is fun

>start writing

>feel like shit by the end

thanks, op.


 No.183141

File: da4ab327f29b057⋯.png (9.22 KB, 406x360, 203:180, god damn it let me post.png)

I tried my best.


 No.183142

File: cd6198df15c65e6⋯.jpg (53.98 KB, 305x309, 305:309, cd6.jpg)

>>182417

Your autism will get on her nerves. You won't be able to pick up on non-verbal cues or express intimacy, and she will be pissed off when you want alone time. She will misinterpret your autism as narcissism or you "refusing" to be social, because normie women are retarded and won't believe any other answer, no matter how many times you explain it to them. She will resent having to take care of you and will yell at you constantly and you'll never understand why.

Source: My parent's relationship and countless internet comments made by normie women dating autists


 No.183143

>>183141

>>182177

After getting my heart broken multiple times these are immensely satisfying.


 No.183172

>>182962

>getting a christcuck gf

>not a qt zoroastrian to revive the one true faith with


 No.183178

File: 93e3d95f9bf559c⋯.png (4.58 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1410090648460.png)

>>182919

because they're utterly dependent.


 No.183180

File: be9ef6a6670a4c9⋯.png (46 KB, 800x700, 8:7, f2d13fc35522c24f5b45691763….png)

>>183140

And now for the version with the fetishes.


 No.183198

File: 27bfe82cf1f7ed3⋯.png (17.83 KB, 370x320, 37:32, 108249382x.png)

>>183180

>bloodplay

this is relevant to my interests.


 No.183277

File: 4304a6961338c3d⋯.jpg (50.15 KB, 571x359, 571:359, slash x slash gf.jpg)

hot oc cummin thru


 No.183348

>>182417

I think normie gf would probably be even worse than no gf


 No.183447

>>182357

>>182954

>not going to church on Saturday night, while all the heretics are getting drunk and fucking


 No.183504

File: 62cd758835127e8⋯.png (288.53 KB, 360x480, 3:4, Beksinski Fotomontaz komp1….png)

>>182176

>>183277

>>183141

>>183138

>>182962

All of these create deep feelings of longing that hurt my heart


 No.183512

File: fe81446dfd16455⋯.jpg (26.98 KB, 600x375, 8:5, 18446982_1211058289016180_….jpg)

>>183277

>>183141

>>183120

My autistic niggers


 No.183669

>>182415

that is old as fuck newfag


 No.183670

File: 58a1d81bc2e9e4f⋯.png (20.56 KB, 700x498, 350:249, porn gf.png)

big cumies


 No.183671

>>182959

because chad asked her to. Once she is legal she could make bank doing this on clips4sale


 No.183683

File: b45c9a66e344554⋯.png (25.08 KB, 406x359, 406:359, qt.png)

File: d9589525e879295⋯.png (3.88 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf template.png)

I felt weird doing this.

Also I fixed some minor things on the smaller template. The gray pixels were triggering my autism.


 No.183686

>>182955

>You don't deserve her tbh

Do you not understand?


 No.183709

File: 51c001185bc6de3⋯.jpg (38.66 KB, 465x313, 465:313, deaf gf.jpg)

feeling bad


 No.183723

File: d65d4605ca379a6⋯.png (13.86 KB, 406x359, 406:359, i want.png)

God, are you there? It's me, anon. I think you owe me something you fucking prick.


 No.183724

>>183277

>smoker

I'll pass.


 No.183728

File: 2515816737511d6⋯.png (140.99 KB, 999x730, 999:730, Pixi waifu.png)

BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH


 No.183731

>>183728

I hope there wasn't too much cheese in that lasagna.


 No.183737

>>183728

C U M B R O W N I E S

U

M

B

R

O

W

N

I

E

S


 No.183739

>>183683

>I felt weird doing this.

Of course you would, you're exposing your deepest desires to the internet


 No.183740

>>183723

>tfw no farmgirl gf with freckles and big tits


 No.183741

>>182919

because they're people and neurotypical girls are not.


 No.183742

File: 08d7057f734cb0a⋯.png (14.57 KB, 406x359, 406:359, gf.png)

My desires are straightforward.


 No.183743

>>183742

Are you varg?


 No.183745

>>183743

no and I don't know who varg is


 No.183746

File: d4238c616eeffad⋯.jpg (170.15 KB, 600x900, 2:3, varg stop.jpg)

>>183745

STOP NOT KNOWING WHO VARG IS!


 No.183759

>>183683

>I think your lisp is cute, Anon.

aaaaand this thread finally got to me.

>>183709

I had that fantasy for a while too. I think it comes from the fact that no healthy woman would come down to my level. But then, I don't think it's safe to assume a deaf one would.


 No.183766

File: 6fd66a0fb11d09e⋯.png (69.11 KB, 500x331, 500:331, question.png)

>>183737

>C U M B R O W N I E S


 No.183769

File: 7203dbf549eabe5⋯.png (33.46 KB, 406x871, 406:871, 12365466654.png)

>>183740

>what are we gonna do on they hay, anon?


 No.183774

>>183769

>shoulder freckles

YES

I'm adding those to my drawing when I get home.


 No.183775

>>183683

>Who's Sigmund

Glad you at least realize it, anon.


 No.183778

>>183775

I don't want to fuck my mother, I swear.


 No.183780

File: 6b28d75c9592760⋯.jpg (105.48 KB, 563x637, 563:637, 1373426229484.jpg)

>>183778

So your sister, then?


 No.183781

File: cbb96075e88a640⋯.jpg (857.59 KB, 1541x5406, 1541:5406, You mean this one _071b90c….jpg)

>>183766

ORIGINAIGLAINGLAKJFDA


 No.183784

>>183780

I just want a gf that's on the /gfd/ side of things. Calling me cute, overly affectionate, smothering me with love, doting, headpats, that sort of stuff. It's the motherly aspect I like, not necessarily being my mother.

And no, not my sister either Or aunt Don't even say grandmother


 No.183787

>>183784

Also, I should probably mention that I do find mother/son arousing, I wouldn't fuck my own mother.


 No.183788

>>183784

>>183787

So basically you're a liar who wants to fuck his mom and grandmom. Noted. Post pics.


 No.183789

File: a338fc817ce6702⋯.jpg (95.75 KB, 931x996, 931:996, 1302250346960.jpg)

>>183781

>ever trusting a nasty 4chainz trorru

That's fucking hilarious, but they got what they deserved.


 No.183790

File: 0d5b546cf322881⋯.jpg (182.87 KB, 1280x719, 1280:719, 1482535615602.jpg)

File: f2cddefe65d7964⋯.jpg (159.76 KB, 1280x688, 80:43, 1482535648498.jpg)

>>183788

I ain't no motherfucker, but you could have these instead.


 No.183793

File: 1a0251a6423bb9e⋯.png (8.46 KB, 500x400, 5:4, gfclose.png)

>>183774

>>183742 here, when I made that post about adding shoulder freckles I forgot that they wouldn't be visible in that image so I drew something new.


 No.183807

File: aa816112ae84740⋯.jpg (65.04 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1464969763477.jpg)

>>183724

>no toxins in this body, sir. I'm straight edge!


 No.183808

>>183742

this gives me a feeling


 No.183809

>>183807

Le funny maymay faggot, I just don't like smelling that shit.


 No.183810

File: 34cef5e00260b92⋯.jpg (129.07 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1489205526644.jpg)

>>183769

>>183793

I'm unbelievably hard right now


 No.183811

File: 0ba602015e80b3b⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 887d88bbb31e3eb00c98814052….jpg)

File: 7ba3e8ae4bcbfa7⋯.jpg (157.89 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 1475634371294.jpg)

File: 0a4d4a4468d2682⋯.jpg (234.33 KB, 1012x1337, 1012:1337, 1488934531019.jpg)

File: a88345e75ee80bf⋯.png (455.76 KB, 763x1500, 763:1500, 1485609996085.png)

File: 99fc3908e43547b⋯.jpg (326.69 KB, 1063x1500, 1063:1500, yande.re 236641 sample bre….jpg)

>>183790

>/ss/

good taste anon


 No.183816

File: 18f3c818159c4b7⋯.jpg (24.93 KB, 500x333, 500:333, asian girls laughing at yo….jpg)

>>183807

>implying cigarette smokers are not far more hated than people who drink or occasionally smoke weed/eat shrooms/etc.


 No.183817

>>183816

Fun fact: the majority of Japanese, Korean and Chinese men are smokers.

Marijuana and 'shrooms' are illegal for a reason. The public opposes their consumption, while they haven't seen fit to raise the topic of cigarettes, beyond a few restrictions on where people can smoke. I don't know where you live, but you might want to go outside some time.


 No.183818

>>183816

>dude weed is good for you lmao


 No.183819

>>183817

>beyond a few restrictions on where people can smoke

Smoker actually got blown the fuck out in my country and it's illegal to smoke in pretty much every public space now. Take that normalfaggot, good luck with the lung cancer.


 No.183820

>>183819

*smokers


 No.183821

File: ab61d2a7903ee24⋯.jpg (47.38 KB, 304x244, 76:61, 1283544479143.jpg)

>>183819

>J-jokes on you, bro! I live in a socialist hell hole

I'm so jealous, anon.


 No.183832

>>183817

>Implying cigarettes are legal for any other reason than excessive lobbying from tobacco producers

I didn't know negative IQ was possible


 No.183833

File: b8f7ec7000daaab⋯.jpg (40.11 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1308641695690.jpg)

>>183832

>implying there was ever a question about the legality of cigarettes

>implying there's a powerful tobacco lobby in my country

>implying you aren't just salty because cigarettes are legal and pot isn't

You just can't help yourself, can you?


 No.183842

File: 48ec1098e14ba03⋯.png (20.22 KB, 373x406, 373:406, Untitled.png)

For the fembots


 No.183845

File: d530e9f385e9939⋯.jpg (7.98 KB, 250x225, 10:9, 1477459192304.jpg)

>>183842

>fembots

please leave my thread


 No.183849

File: a864aafa28110c4⋯.png (50.08 KB, 359x400, 359:400, nualpharino.png)

>>183842

Not a fembot, just did the kind of person I want to be


 No.183863

File: 22aad31a3c171c8⋯.png (9.16 KB, 406x359, 406:359, xzgohfqnprmjjmsi.png)

>ywn have a perfect Aryan waifu


 No.183864

>>183849

lol u r a fukin fgt


 No.183866

>>183849

gay

post more girls pls


 No.183867

>>183842

>fembot

This is not cuckchan.


 No.183868

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>183842

NO

REMOVEMUTING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAA


 No.183872

File: 4a77707f702454d⋯.png (619.75 KB, 700x860, 35:43, 1370466419088.png)

>>183868

Where's the webm, anon?


 No.183875

File: 385ba0f68ece889⋯.mp4 (653.67 KB, 226x400, 113:200, Scrub.mp4)

>>182414

i waited too long to use this


 No.183877

>>183875

Best GF thus far.


 No.183881

>>183867

>This is not cuckchan.

It's a good thing I've never used cuckchan then


 No.183882

>>183863

Hm, well I guess having a retarded gf would make life kinda easy.


 No.183883

File: df5dd2be80d2931⋯.jpg (34.63 KB, 600x600, 1:1, df5.jpg)

>>183882

Why did you come back?


 No.183886

>>183883

Because I've been here for a very long time and I have no reason to leave


 No.183888

>>183881

It sure is, their /r9k/ is full of normalfags and women spamming porn and pretending to have sad lives because they didn't have sex for a week. There is no such a thing as a fembot because if you were born a woman in modern western society you literally won life and will get everything you want on a silver platter.


 No.183890

File: b9e4c00936dd73f⋯.png (1.11 MB, 748x1059, 748:1059, Check em Clara.png)

>>183888

>There is no such a thing as a fembot because if you were born a woman in modern western society you literally won life and will get everything you want on a silver platter.

That's retarded, women think men's lives are better and men think women's lives are better because they aren't the other one. You're not going to be exposed to fembots the same way you're not going to be exposed to most other kinds of anons because most of the prerequisites to being on a place like this require that we be the ignored and invisible of society.

Nice trips btw


 No.183891

>>183890

Are you a "fembot"? Need a bf??? Pls rspnd.


 No.183893

>>183891

No I'm not, I'm just friends with some femanons (none of them halfchanners).


 No.183894

File: 480290c6d2a5f84⋯.jpg (87.48 KB, 500x599, 500:599, 1389228962846.jpg)

>>183893

WELL THEN WHAT GOOD ARE YOU?


 No.183896

File: efd972756b35d63⋯.jpg (46.77 KB, 403x392, 403:392, efd.jpg)

>>183894

He can be used as boipussi


 No.183898

>>183893

Orbitfag fuck off.


 No.183899

File: 24892c6c089dd6d⋯.jpg (70.57 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1403818597217.jpg)

>>183896

Alright. But I'm not getting sloppy seconds this time. The mess isn't worth it.


 No.183900

File: 7c8f095b1465197⋯.jpg (38.38 KB, 323x559, 323:559, the gay community.jpg)

>>183894

That's for you to answer


 No.183901

>>183900

are u the guy that allways spams the fag threads with that


 No.183902

File: 492a3fab3ea555d⋯.png (550.1 KB, 812x884, 203:221, Channing Tatum.png)

>>183898

I've never had any interest in a relationship with them, they're not my thing.


 No.183904

>>183901

>Memes are only used by one person

No, no I am not.


 No.183950

File: dd197cfe8e994bc⋯.jpg (13.49 KB, 303x276, 101:92, 1408673575380.jpg)

>>183849

>Nichijou

somebody get the gas already


 No.183954

>>183890

>>183893

Fuck off to where you belong nigger, no such thing as fembots and it never will be. You're not a robot either.


 No.183958

>>183904

Forced memes are only used by one person though.


 No.183963

File: 981e5074344a44a⋯.png (37 KB, 666x662, 333:331, sadlady.png)

Didn't use the template but the ego-soothing intent is the same. It's nice to imagine a girl that is not only perfect, but feels like she's the one that has to prove her worth to me.


 No.183995

File: 770fba774cb6d07⋯.png (14.18 KB, 406x359, 406:359, d9589525e8792957af4dd2fea2….png)

Stinky gf


 No.183998

>>183849

>I'm depressed and it's hilarious

Why do you want to be the average poster on here?


 No.184007

>>183998

Well I'm going to be depressed either way, might as well see the humour in it. If the world doesn't make you depressed you're probably not paying enough attention because you're a normie.


 No.184029

File: 6c43682cc8d0f01⋯.jpg (71.18 KB, 324x437, 324:437, 03a4353c3ebe5bb2e7a338ad2e….jpg)

>>183810

>hairy pits

Ruined.


 No.184045

>>183995

She needs to change her diet


 No.184048

>>184029

>Ruined


 No.184056

File: 564bd2e9723800c⋯.jpg (60.85 KB, 406x359, 406:359, spurdulina DDDDDDDDD.jpg)

unoriginal fugggg :DDDDDD


 No.184060

File: b3a26193985d191⋯.jpg (38.54 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1469573677943.jpg)

>>183963

Oh God, that one is just precious.


 No.184061

File: 2f1c3a06ecf6f3f⋯.png (60.42 KB, 406x359, 406:359, a29d0dbe26a55a605bcc86958c….png)

a gf to be ignored


 No.184066

>>183963

I wouldn't a cyclops.


 No.184068

File: 075d27a52ed6c14⋯.jpg (114.72 KB, 900x900, 1:1, wheelies_feels.jpg)

>>182973

>>go on crusade

>>die

>>kids grow up without a father

>>rebel against mom

>>give birth to a generation of feminists and nigger beats makers.

>implying

Can I try making you cry, anon?

We were too happy, my friend;

We had too much hope and love;

We thought we loved ourselves for life,

But unfortunately! The sunny days are so short!

Happiness lasts but little on earth;

Do you hear the drum all over there?

My sweet heart, I am going to war,

Do not worry until the day of return.

3. Your kisses were sweet to my lips,

Your smile was sweet to my eyes,

That our tears today are bitter,

Let us give him the kiss of farewells!

4. The enemy has crossed the borders,

He took our houses and our fields.

Let us defend the land of our fathers,

We must conquer or die bravely!

5. Companions, if God wills that I die,

Remove this angel from my finger.

My friend is over there who cries me,

Tell him, "This ring is for you!"


 No.184069

>>184068

In case you misunderstood, a man has a woman that he was going to marry, but he is severely wounded during battle. He tells those around him to give his ring to his friend, so that he may marry his fiancée in his place. It's not cuckoldry; he knows and trusts and loves his friend, and wants him to take care of his woman, who will not have him, as he is done for.


 No.184071

>>183686

Apparently no, I don't.


 No.184072

>>183709

Did you hear about that /christanon/ who met a deaf girl at church who was visiting, then never saw her again despite her obvious interest?


 No.184100

File: 63ed387e6b98347⋯.png (16.17 KB, 741x609, 247:203, 1445748939840.png)

>>183963

did you draw this yourself? it's pretty good.


 No.184109

>>184029

>implying a freckled farm girl with hairy pits would ruin anything


 No.184114

File: 42480a76fb181aa⋯.jpg (74.75 KB, 1236x788, 309:197, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>183875

no one gave me (you)s?

im so sad


 No.184296

File: ce711191f17d99d⋯.jpg (609.82 KB, 727x1000, 727:1000, 1439087067002-3.jpg)

File: 078a4b8dbb451d0⋯.png (101.76 KB, 584x802, 292:401, __backbeard_monster_musume….png)

File: 4a53ee9bb3fb88f⋯.jpg (225.43 KB, 1024x1201, 1024:1201, usui_sachi_by_krysel1992-d….jpg)

>>184066

>he wouldn't a cyclops

get a load of this guy




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