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File: 70b792f8e766cac⋯.jpg (59.81 KB, 680x818, 340:409, cbb.jpg)

 No.191871

Okay i think we need to set some ground rules /r9k/ as i am sick of seeing all these normalfags and summerfags on our boards also please sticky this thread.

>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

If you do any of these things and are not a virgin neet you are a fucking normalfag and DO NOT BELONG ON THIS BOARD!!.

 No.191873

Also anything i missed??.


 No.191874

File: 6aad197aa00383c⋯.jpg (71.79 KB, 800x598, 400:299, Listen To Him.jpg)

>>191871

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

I only ever go out at night to buy smokes. Am I in the clear?


 No.191875

>>191874

>Am I in the clear?

Sure anon your okay.


 No.191884

>>191874

No you used a reddit image macro you've been disqualified.


 No.191887

>>191871

I'm terribly sorry this board isn't your safe space, OP. Perhaps Reddit can give you what you're looking for.


 No.191889

>>191887

>this board isn't your safe space, OP. Perhaps Reddit can give you what you're looking for.

Not an argument.


 No.191892

File: f63272c940b03e3⋯.jpg (40.92 KB, 396x382, 198:191, 1498786801291.jpg)

>>191887

>Perhaps Reddit can give you what you're looking for

Follow your own advice, normalnigger


 No.191893

>>191892

fite me irl


 No.191895

>>191892

>Follow your own advice, normalnigger

This


 No.191898

>>191871

>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag

This. Double points if she's a "post-modern" woman.

>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

This. Double points if you fornicated or lost your virginity to someone impure.

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

I can see that. But is socializing with old people/people who are just as lonely as any of us okay? Not that I do that because I'm a mess, but just throwing that out there.

>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag

The problem with this though is that most normalfags have "friends". Do you mean close friends you'd die for, connected by a strict code of honor and loyalty, or "lol did u buy teh new skyrim game bro? wanna play it & get high? oh btw i 'borrowed' 20$ from ur wallet last time i went to ur house bro hope u dont mind LOL XDXDXD"

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

Volunteering for a board is a job, and it doesn't make one a normie.


 No.191912

>Faggots cant be robots so if your gay your not a robot

>Posting about your sex life or any normalfag bullshit should be a bannable offense or should be removed

>Maybe we should stop using Pepe as he has been taken over by normals since 2015

>You normalfags have your own containment boards go there containment boards exist for a reason

>Fembots dont exist and women shouldn't be allowed on this board


 No.191924

>>191912

Are you a girl?

Unoriginal content.


 No.191925

>>191924

>Are you a girl?

Nope girls dont belong here and if they come here they are just roasties attention whoring.


 No.191942

File: b5bc695f1ac0ec1⋯.png (302.14 KB, 600x848, 75:106, ncgoytsDlJ1rei6xdo1_1280.png)

>>191871

The real question is, if you ever had a gf are you a normalfag?


 No.191944

>>191942

>The real question is, if you ever had a gf are you a normalfag?

If you previously have had a gf but are currently not dating for whatever reason then you are just a failed normie if you previously have had a gf and currently have one then you are a normalfag so pretty much yes it does failed normies are just as bad as normalfags and do not belong here.


 No.191945

>>191944

Don't worry, I'm not any of those. Also,nice dubs.


 No.191970

File: d847304e4ff3290⋯.jpg (1.74 KB, 160x90, 16:9, reee.jpg)

>>191871

Let me add to that:

>if you're not over 30 you're a normalfag

>if you've ever been near a female (animals count aswell) you're a normalfag

>if your parents are still alive you're a normalfag

>if your penis is larger than your index in lenght you're a normalfag

>if you're not balding you're a normalfag

>if you're not an american you're a normalfag because you have it easy with welfare

>if you're using social media youi're a normalfag

>if you're using 4chan you're a normalfag

>if you're using 8chan you're also a normalfag because it's a normal thing to do for us

>if you socialize on 8chan (aka post) you're also a normalfag

RHEEEEE GETTING SICK OF THOSE NORMIES


 No.191974

>>191970

>>if you're using 8chan you're also a normalfag because it's a normal thing to do for us

>>if you socialize on 8chan (aka post) you're also a normalfag

This makes no sense also cuckchan has a lot more traffic then fullchan does so there are more normals on there then on here.


 No.191975

>>191974

Get the fuck out normie. This is my first post here in YEARS. Posting here is socializing and only fucking normals do that. Lurk more


 No.191977

File: eba06db9f308617⋯.jpg (5.47 KB, 200x189, 200:189, images (7).jpg)

>>191975

Then i suppose your a normal if thats the case dumbass redditor.


 No.191978

>>191970

>>if you're not over 30 you're a normalfag

Not all robots are Wizards anon.

>If you've ever been near a female (animals count aswell) you're a normalfag

What about being near my mom??.

>If your parents are still alive you're a normalfag

Not really they help us neets and hikkis survive.

>If f your penis is larger than your index in lenght you're a normalfag

That matters why??.

>If you're not balding you're a normalfag

That doesn't mean shit anon.

>If you're not an american you're a normalfag because you have it easy with welfare

This

>If you're using social media youi're a normalfag

This

>If you're using 4chan you're a normalfag

Yes and no not everybody on cuckchan is a normalfag but yes cuckchan has more traffic and more normalfags than fullchan does.


 No.191980

File: 2f3eb2b42e17727⋯.jpg (69.48 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1805167.1024.jpg)

>>191978

I didn't mean any of that, it was intended as satire of what some robots do in order to segregate /r9k/. I personally don't give a shit if you've had a gf before because I don't think it solves your problems (and it depends on whether or not your gf was a stacy or some mentally disturbed neet). The thing is unless you know someone's full story you can't say he doesn't belong here because he doesn't fill any of your standards. Summer is shit here because one the one hand you have the true normalfags who clearly don't belong here and on the other hand those shitty posts that usually get forgotten within a day or so because most robots realize there is not a single stereotype for robots

t. a robot who fits OP's all standards


 No.192035

>>191980

If you don't care then get out of my thread faggot.


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 No.192039

File: 93b7c673d4c48b7⋯.jpg (18.41 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 93b7c673d4c48b745a1982bb61….jpg)

>anti anime shills are banned on site without warning


 No.192055

>>192039

>>anti anime shills are banned on site without warning

This


 No.192193

>>192039

I don't know what this thread is about, but your post is a good post. I will even had that we should have waifu wednesdays, when anons would be permabanned if they posted without a cute anime girl pic.


 No.192195

>>192193

>we should have waifu wednesdays, when anons would be permabanned if they posted without a cute anime girl pic.

Good idea for /a/ bad idea for our board.


 No.192205

>>192195

How is that a bad idea for our board? Well adjusted people can't waifu post. Even if they try we could see through their lies, it's a bullet proof plan to cleanse the land.

But let me improve the idea:

On WW (Waifu Wednesday) anons MUST post a picture of their daki and/or figurine with a timestamp in every post they make.


 No.192252

>>192205

>Well adjusted people can't waifu post even if they try

This


 No.192679

File: cb2d7c40bdd4533⋯.jpg (18.71 KB, 403x392, 403:392, efd.jpg)

you forgot the most important rule:

if you aren't at least bicurious enough to fuck a femboy, then you don't belong on this board


 No.192683

File: 3a33fb25ff593bf⋯.jpg (59.76 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, serveimage.jpg)

>>192679

Outed yourself, sodomite


 No.192685

>>192683

outed yourself, normie

fuck off

your every taste is shit tier


 No.192687

File: 67c541638dc03c2⋯.jpg (183.28 KB, 800x887, 800:887, mikepence.jpg)

>>192685

Like it in the crapper, get the zapper


 No.192688

>>192687

well good thing I don't like it in the crapper

I am a man and my butt is exit only.

My sexuality primarily revolves around penetrating others.


 No.192691

File: 89775a91ebdcabc⋯.jpg (525.16 KB, 1417x1890, 1417:1890, 702605cd1700492961c7ecb09b….jpg)

File: 787f1d53a4a207f⋯.jpg (153.61 KB, 831x1080, 277:360, a homosexual love nest.jpg)

File: f75a3c9b1e59345⋯.jpg (732.97 KB, 2184x1706, 1092:853, what faggots actually do.jpg)

File: f09bbe16d0dd550⋯.png (492.64 KB, 500x750, 2:3, f09bbe16d0dd55061cb0f70b3e….png)

>>192688

If you like men, the dial is going to 10


 No.192693

>>192691

>all those infopics

well good thing I am not gay then

I rather be myself with sexual preferences for all kinds of girls from thin to thicc, tiny to tall, young teen to milf and also liking femboys and twinks, instead of a beta numale who is technically straight, will only have sex with 2-3 girls in his life and spend the rest of his life in a quasi femdom relationship where the woman is wearing the pants and in the end divorcing him, because she can no longer put up with his disgusting beta behavior and feels like she is missing out on life

Nah, thanks. I stay enlightened.

Now fuck off, normie.


 No.192695

File: 0b28d719166df5b⋯.jpg (269.4 KB, 883x882, 883:882, aloha snackbar.jpg)

>>192688

>My sexuality primarily revolves around penetrating others

>/r9k/

>Having sex

Bogposter was right. You are just a bunch of faggot chad fetishists preying on lonely robots

KILL YOURSELF, MY MAN


 No.192697

Where do Cyborgs fit in? What if I meet all those criteria but the job one since I have no family that I can NEET it up with?


 No.192698

File: 5984c7585f3d7a9⋯.gif (691.36 KB, 260x183, 260:183, 5984c7585f3d7a96787a28e4c7….gif)

>>192693

>All this deflection

We're gonna hang you sodomites up as Christmas lights come the day of the rope, fag


 No.192699

>>192695

>implying that having sexual thoughts about sticking your dick in something equates to having sex

>actually beliving that you are asexual untill you have sex

>apparently fapping doesn't factor into this at all?

So you are a pure asexual angel or what?

>Bogposter was right. You are just a bunch of faggot chad fetishists preying on lonely robots

Mate, I am the lonely robot. I haven't had a friend since I was like ~15, I don't even remember it that clearly.

My biggest fetish is cuddling.

I am just currently trying noporn and nofap (only relapsed when I bought condoms and tried jacking off in them, because silly me thought I might get laid soon, I ended up using them all up for some stupid shit, because they were too small and strangling my dick)

My biggest priority isn't even finding a gf or something like that anymore. I just want a fucking friend, who cares about me.


 No.192700

File: 51b4f9fd7babcee⋯.png (292.25 KB, 1024x543, 1024:543, 095744ab92566a1c4a9341cee4….png)

>>192699

>Not sure whether he's a lying nigger faggot Chad trying to fit in, or a genuinely brainwashed robot

Hmmm… I'll bite

>I just want a fucking friend, who cares about me

Just because you're lonely and starved of affection like everyone else doesn't mean you have to fall for the faggots brainwashing to recruit people exactly like you. You're just a fucktoy to them. That's all faggotry is about. M8 I would be your friend, but there is nothing more revolting or that would keep male friends away from you more than the thought that you want to penetrate them. That's a disgusting fetish, and you really should nofap for as long as you need to feel aroused by vanilla shit then only fap to that


 No.192701

>>192699

You smell like a chickenhawk faggot failed not lie who is only hanging around so you can get your claws into one of the underageb&s by exploit his confusion and loneliness. You are disgusting.


 No.192702

>tfw Robot wage-slave

At this point I see my money as a means of affording suicide. I don't even have a means of transportation to my name so I'll probably have to literally walk out to find a place to die.


 No.192705

>>192701

>You smell like a chickenhawk faggot failed not lie

wat

>so you can get your claws into one of the underageb&s by exploit his confusion and loneliness. You are disgusting.

I see, anon. You are projecting hard right now. I am sorry for whatever happened to you. I hope you learn to live with yourself. You don't have to be defined by victimhood.

I do not have a grooming fetish like you project I do. I am way too socially inexperienced to even fantasize about something like that. It just wouldn't work and I wouldn't like it.

>>192700

>Just because you're lonely and starved of affection like everyone else doesn't mean you have to fall for the faggots brainwashing to recruit people exactly like you. You're just a fucktoy to them. That's all faggotry is about.

That's … kinda hot.

Just to make sure you understand, I am not a faggot. So I would never suck a dick or stick something in my ass. So you probably had someone different in mind.

Now stop trying to corrupt me … faggot.

>M8 I would be your friend, but there is nothing more revolting or that would keep male friends away from you more than the thought that you want to penetrate them. That's a disgusting fetish, and you really should nofap for as long as you need to feel aroused by vanilla shit then only fap to that

Mate. I don't know where you got the idea from that I would want to rape you/fantasize about penetrating you if we were friends. What the fuck. I don't even know what you look like and even if, I very much doubt that you are my type.

And it's more than just type. It has to do with behavior too. All the classmates I used to have, some of them were I guess "twinkish", but I never thought about having sex with them even once and that is even though one of them experimented with the other on a party and let him fuck in the ass. Yes, my class was weird like that, upperclass snobs.

Anyway, no there is nothing to fear from me. Wtf.


 No.192706

File: 472abf69322d3a9⋯.jpg (99.9 KB, 800x782, 400:391, 1292232075902.jpg)

>>192705

>if you aren't at least bicurious enough to fuck a femboy, then you don't belong on this board

>That's … kinda hot.

>also liking femboys and twinks

>Just to make sure you understand, I am not a faggot.

Go back to your bog, faggot.


 No.192707

>>192706

I don't like to be pentrated nor dick in my mouth, that means under no sane definition am I a faggot

YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something feminine and cute.


 No.192708

File: d1226f3ed7d44e7⋯.jpg (58.62 KB, 600x433, 600:433, 1297566502658.jpg)

>>192707

>You're a faggot if you don't want to fuck men

Nice ruse. You got me, sodomite.


 No.192710

>>192708

>YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something feminine and cute.

do you disagree with that statement, yes or no?


 No.192712

File: f27bec9b5c7cfee⋯.jpg (24.52 KB, 316x316, 1:1, 1292231651075.jpg)

>>192710

>If you don't find men in drag "feminine and cute," you're a faggot

Nope.


 No.192714

>>192712

that's not what I said, try again


 No.192716

>>192710

>YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something female, feminine and cute.

Yes.

>YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something male, feminine and cute.

No.


 No.192717

Wait, I know this brand of bullshit. This is Autphag, Isn't it Chris. Still think you have telepathy? Still getting "high" off female hormones?


 No.192718

>>192716

gender doesn't matter

what matter is appearance, you are not attracted to chromosomes, you don't smell them out and say "that person is fuckable"


 No.192720

>>192718

>gender doesn't matter

fucking propaganding jewslave, get the fuck back to your /leftypol/ with that shit


 No.192722

>>192720

fuck off normie

go back to /pol/


 No.192723

>>192722

>implying I'm normie because I'm not a faggot


 No.192726

>>192723

you are a normie if you hate "everything you deem as a faggot"

a normie is someone with no original thought in his brain, your homophobia comes from religion

so yeah fuck off normie


 No.192727

>>192726

>implying I'm religious

>implying being religion is bad and it replaces its followers' thoughts

>implying being gay is the same as being faggot

I fucking lost my sides. You do realise you are not even trying?


 No.192728

>>192727

>>implying being gay is the same as being faggot

well I am not even gay and you call me a faggot


 No.192729

>>192727

>implying religion is

fixed


 No.192730

>>192728

>implying fapping to men and thinking about having sex with them is not gay

>pretending not to understand that a faggot is simply a gay in denial


 No.192731

You know what's great about my favorite board on 8ch? They ban faggots on sight.


 No.192733

>>192731

8chan/pol/ is a mess

they have an antifa mod, that deletes self-improvement threads and other faggot mods ban anything they want

just look at how much they use the pretext of "TRS SHILLS" in the ban register to ban anyone for anything

they are insane

>>192730

>>pretending not to understand that a faggot is simply a gay in denial

fuck you

>>implying fapping to men and thinking about having sex with them is not gay

I am just a 1 on the kinsey scale.


 No.192734

>>192733

>Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual.

>just incidentally homosexual

>implying that's more heterosexual than gay

>fuck you

Female hormones made you mad, fuckboy?


 No.192735

>>192733

Despite the fact it is always on your mind, I am not talking about /pol/ faggot.


 No.192737

>>192734

>Female hormones made you mad, fuckboy?

a bit tbh

I am quite a long time on nofap/noporn and just smelling a woman makes me horny as fuck.

>>192735

What is always on my mind, anon?


 No.192740

>>192737

>I am quite a long time on nofap/noporn

Not long enough if you still think that trans/trap shit is normal and not gay.


 No.192741

>>192740

it honestly only made me more willing to just fuck anything

I am so fucking on edge today.


 No.192742

>>192741

Don't fap then and have a good day.


 No.192744

>>192742

thanks

it's hard to concentrate, all I think about is sex atm

I think the relapse a few days ago made it worse.


 No.192826

ANARCHY

FUCK YOU


 No.192838

>>192826

>ANARCHY

>FUCK YOU

Not an argument


 No.192847

>>147303

don't try to make this wizardchan 2.0

this is sharia law you are propagating and it is enough if we have wizardchan for this extremist point of view


 No.192862

>>192847

Most people on here are not old enough to be wizards anon.


 No.192864

>>192847

>If you don't want to be fucked in the ass you want to destroy civilization

Faggots need to hang.


 No.192866

>>192862

Most people on wizardchan are teenagers


 No.192867

>>192866

That's only because it's been taken over by normalfags.


 No.192869

>>191871

whining and making entire threads about "tfw no gf" means that you're a failed norman


 No.192874

>>192869

>whining and making entire threads about "tfw no gf" means that you're a failed norman

Not technically a failed normie is someone who didn't succeed in getting to where they wanted to go but still somewhat succeeds.


 No.192875

>>192679

>Fucking a femboy

faggots cant be robots.


 No.193252

File: 1208637fa01742a⋯.jpg (27.67 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 1208637fa01742a9ea29f930fe….jpg)

>>191871

>TFW not a normalfag


 No.193256

File: 56e32e000284787⋯.jpg (132.41 KB, 816x812, 204:203, 1423009440275.jpg)

>>193253

>lost my virginity and have a gf now at age 25

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE YOU DONT BELONG HERE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


 No.193259

>>193257

Nope your a fucking failed normie real robots and neets don't have girlfriends and are still virgins past 18 faggot.


 No.193260

>>191925

Roasties mostly go on halfchan though.


 No.193262

>>193257

>>193253

>I have a girlfriend!

>I'm the real robot!

You belong on cuckchan with the other failed normies.


 No.193272

File: 8a200d9f68edf93⋯.jpg (82.98 KB, 510x568, 255:284, argh.jpg)

>>193253

where did you meet her?


 No.193274

File: f6a5b41f6e96a75⋯.png (528.41 KB, 800x876, 200:219, mirror arrow.png)

>>193273

some mainstream dating app? or site?

please help me out


 No.193313

>>193276

Anon she's just a stacy all girls who like elliot are whores.


 No.193314

>>193268

Your still a shit-tier failed normie now get the fuck out and go back to cuckchan.


 No.193522

>>193253

>Hey guys, I lost my virginity at a normal age and you know that autistic girlfriend you all want. I'm fucking that as well, aren't I such a robot.

I hope you die a slow and painful death.

>>193259

He's not a failed normie, he's a full blown normalfag.


 No.193553

>>193522

Good point anon.


 No.193556

>>193522

I'm pretty sure he's just a troll.


 No.193597

>>193585

>I lost my virginity to a slut that cheated on me 3-5 times. She took advantage of my autistic nature. I actually wish I didn't end up with her and stayed a virgin until I met someone decent.

Were you raped or groomed by her??.


 No.193598

File: fe10d576ed112c2⋯.png (67.08 KB, 236x312, 59:78, leave.png)

>>193585

Can you just go, man? None of us really want people like you here.


 No.193607

>>193585

>Normalfags can have a hard life

Wow, you sure showed me.

And here I thought all normalfags were living in golden palaces.

> I can't be a """Robot""" because >muh gf

Exactly. Now fuck off or kill yourself.

>You could get a gf

The fact that you say retarded shit like this is even more proof of your normalfaggotry.


 No.193640

File: d462294f69387b5⋯.jpg (28.66 KB, 640x477, 640:477, d462294f69387b5a7a1605a8e3….jpg)

>>193638

>Don't worry, we're all anon here so you wont know when I'm posting.

You'll rear your ugly normalfag head again, they always do, and it's not like you can fit in so we'll know.


 No.193647

>if you breathe you're a normalfag

Get out lifefags!


 No.193651

File: adac4aab0fcde48⋯.jpg (179.8 KB, 573x729, 191:243, tism tism, covered in jizz….jpg)

>>193648

>kid

What is this post, anon? Are you going to ask for my address next? Are you gonna' come beat me up?


 No.193671

>>193638

>I'm not a normalfag

You keep saying that.

But you are a non-virgin, gf-having normalfag.

You can't complain about not having friends and having a girlfriend at the same time. Not just because getting a girlfriend is much more difficult than getting regular friends but also because a girlfriend is basically a friend.

>I already proved I'm a robot

You proved the exact opposite. If you can get a girlfriend you can get a regular life.

>there's no official definition stating you can't have a gf.

Not just a normalfag but a newfag as well.

There are no official rules for any board culture.

/pol/ doesn't have a rule that it's a right-winged, ethno nationalist board but everyone knows that it is.


 No.193690

>>193652

>Being reduced to onomatopoeia

As the other poster said, that's pretty fucking salty.


 No.193698

>>191871

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

Cyborgs are a thing. Not all of us social retards are fortunate enough to live off disabilitybux and/or mommy's tendies.


 No.193802

>>193698

>Cyborgs are a thing. Not all of us social retards

But that is one of the key elements to being a robot anon.


 No.193804

File: 1f63d71939cf012⋯.png (73.2 KB, 353x321, 353:321, 1f63d71939cf012c792a8b956f….png)

>>193770

I've never really taken the whole 'reddit-spacing' meme too serious, but what even is this shit? It's an eyesore, and painful to read.


 No.193808

>>193804

Personally, I'm glad this faggot never adapted to our ways, because now I know who he is in every thread. After all, nobody else on this entire site is retarded enough to type like that.


 No.193809

I have a robot friend that's so close to me that we've started to flirt.

It's not gay though, he has that trap aesthetic because I can only eat once a day if at all.

Am I still a robot?


 No.193810

>>193809

>he has that trap aesthetic because I can only eat once a day if at all.

Fucking what?


 No.193812

>>193810

I mean, he can only eat once a day.

He's poor as fuck and he's so used to living with little food that he'd rather keep his electricity bill paid (by his parents).


 No.193910

>>191871

>>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

Excuse me, faggot, but this isn't >>>/v9k/. If you want to whine about being a virgin faggot, who thinks all your degenerate problems just disappear because you put your weener into a moist love hole then you need to be euthanized immediately for this fallacious degeneracy.


 No.193969

>>193770

>Autistic, that automatically excludes me from a normal life

No it doesn't, half the fucking world is diagnosed with some sort of autism and even more are on pills.

That doesn't make them robots, crippling anxiety, loneliness and being unwanted make someone a robot.

The fact you lost your virginity at a normal age and the fact you have had and currently have a girlfriend all mean you can't be lonely or unwanted and your anxiety can't be that bad.

>doesn't know board cultures

>I've been posting since '07

Pick one.


 No.193981

>>193941

>mentioning /pol/ out of nowhere

>kiddy/kiddo

>I'm the real oldfag

>I'm the real robot despite being a failed normalfag

>:^)

Absolutely disgusting.


 No.194052

File: 809357136f3bd1c⋯.jpg (346.35 KB, 900x627, 300:209, 809357136f3bd1c59924d82e0b….jpg)

File: a05c6265debee03⋯.jpg (176.49 KB, 1663x1247, 1663:1247, 1444355455932.jpg)

>>193910

>Excuse me, faggot, but this isn't >>>/v9k/.

Lurk moar retard /r9k/ and /v9k/ are pretty much the same they are both robot boards now ifyou have ever had any kind of sex you dont belong here so get the fuck out faggot go back to 4/r9k/ where all the normals are talking about fucking 20 women a day.


 No.194054

File: dc01f17ccacd9b9⋯.png (6.89 KB, 528x64, 33:4, Screenshot (27).png)

File: 806ff6f96347cc3⋯.gif (2.51 MB, 500x500, 1:1, popcorn.gif)

>>193941

BO isn't dead after all.


 No.194077

>>194052

You know, you can let go of all your frustrations if you pay a hooker and learn that sex ain't anything special.


 No.194078

File: 9fa856ec2c4d93a⋯.jpg (35.03 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1431316637150.jpg)

>>194077

>You know, you can let go of all your frustrations if you pay a hooker and learn that sex ain't anything special.

I dont care dont bother your advice is shit stupid normal scum now get the fuck out also i dare you to tell that to pic related.


 No.194133

File: 5c40f95cb6bcb7c⋯.png (12.96 KB, 640x712, 80:89, I'm a smug fuck.png)

>>194078

Uhhm, the Supreme Gentleman is dead. Anyways, spread your pseudo-elitist and discriminatory views somewhere else. On plebbit or 9fag you'd even get instant gratification in form of the upvotes you desperately seek.

You are just arrested in development and you know it.


 No.194180

File: 910a2dac0986ff1⋯.png (770.52 KB, 770x732, 385:366, Elliot Rodger god.png)

>>194133

>Uhhm, the Supreme Gentleman is dead.

Nope Elliot is a god he is immortal

>Go back to leddit i disagree with you

Kek whatever normal cuck now please fuck off get out and stop shitting up my beta male board.


 No.194188

File: b85ce762d8bd8ef⋯.png (41 KB, 293x270, 293:270, smug fuck.png)

>>194180

>now please fuck off get out and stop shitting up my beta male board

Make me, bitch.


 No.194946

File: a3a2d484c5ffc61⋯.jpg (42.24 KB, 480x359, 480:359, imrs.jpg)

>>194188

If you dont get out i will fricken kill you faggot.


 No.194955

File: 7dac4cfe6042da1⋯.jpg (306.5 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 18579727_528851897309317_3….jpg)

>>191871

But that's silly.

I have a girlfriend, but she's 4.

I go outside and socialize out of obligation and for face.

I have friends, but they're all little girls.

I have a job, but my job is literally cuddling little girls and playing with them, bathing them, taking them places, etc.

So I'm a normalfag?

Get real mate, 99% of this board is WAY more normal than me.


 No.194959

File: ac0f6d699553a5d⋯.jpg (40.04 KB, 480x362, 240:181, 1498949460604.jpg)

>>194955

Non-exclusive pedophiles are normalfags who just like children its easy for faggots like you to cope with your attraction because non-exclusives like women too if your one of those Virped faggots then your just a cry baby faggot also the fact that your still able to go outside socialize and have job means that yes you are a normalfag in that sense but not when it comes to your attraction.


 No.194965

File: 0e25b4d2adf3956⋯.jpg (165.84 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 19424897_111489932803431_5….jpg)

>>194959

>non-exclusive

lol nearly none are even pedos

I'm exclusive mate

>Virped

lol no sex with kids is natural, good, etc.

Those people are self-hating cucks

>your still able to go outside socialize and have job means that yes you are a normalfag in that sense but not when it comes to your attraction.

Sorry but no, that's like saying someone who's extremely mentally ill is normal because they can put on a face and pretend like they're fine in public.

You're only a normie if you think and/or behave like one.

If anyone is the normie here, it's all of you, most of you want to have sex with women, even want relationships with them, you long for material things and money, etc. The only difference is most are failures or manbabies that were sheltered by their parents and never was pressured into anything so they're now inexperienced cucks.

That doesn't take away that you're still a fucking normie, /r9k/.


 No.194969

File: 7a9d17e568e8437⋯.jpeg (18.52 KB, 200x200, 1:1, main-thumb-t-390405-200-s….jpeg)

>>194965

Dude pretty sure I'm more of a real robot then you I am a pedo like you but I also have been a hikki for 12 years that's not normie at all I became a hikikomori becuase of how soicety treats people like you and me I bet you can relate but judging by what you have told me its clear to me that your a pedo who pretends to be a normalfag.


 No.194971

File: 62673eb682e6b82⋯.jpg (15.42 KB, 413x395, 413:395, Don D. Raper 3.jpg)

>>194946

Oho, Mr McWeenerpants talking big.


 No.194984

>>194965

>>194955

>I have a girlfriend, but she's 4.

oh how i wish this were true. but you're just RPing.


 No.195020

>>194984

lol but I'm not.

Unless I've LARPED hardcore for 4ish years now since I met het and got lots of shit from everybody for saying a literal baby was my girlfriend, nope.

She sleeps in my bed most nights :3

>>194969

I was the same way till lgf was born.

How society treats us doesn't mean we should let them beat us down, little girls need us man. You gotta suffer through being "productive" and "social" so you can help them, as society shits on them too.


 No.195105

File: bd174bad3bc72da⋯.png (544.78 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1499634347487.png)

>>195020

>How society treats us doesn't mean we should let them beat us down, little girls need us man

I know but i dont wanna be hated by everyone at the same time so i felt becoming a hikikomori was the only way its been 12 years now almost 13 and i still live in my room 24/7.


 No.195160

>>195105

Normies are stupid and don't know what they want. It's a myth that they hate pedos. They just have no clue what the word really means.

While you'll always hear "death to pedophiles" online in real life, where people see how you behave, you'll get nothing but smiles and good things.

Hell I've told many women who I know, including my mother, and including a couple women I babysit for, and they have no problem with it.

They are a little weirded out at first, but curious, and once you explain how you feel they think it's fucking adorable and sweet and don't mind in the slightest. Some, like my mother, and one other, actively promote me and back me up trying to refer me to people that I'd like, such as families with just little girls.

Nobody ACTUALLY hates pedophiles. They're just repeating rhetoric they've been told their whole life and projecting their self abusive fantasies onto us.

I lived as a hikkomori for years in my younger teens too for the same reasons, but then little girlfriend was born and showed me the above. Not only do kids love you, but everybody does. They goo-goo over how great you are with kids and cute you and them behave together.


 No.195165

File: d73e1fc6298b2d4⋯.jpg (708.56 KB, 2560x2880, 8:9, stupid fucking retard.jpg)

>no gf

>no sex

>no friends

>have job

>don't socialize with anyone, just get work done and go home to wait for check

>go outside only to walk to said job and back home

If it weren't for the job to pull me out of my room world, I'd likely be a hikki.


 No.195176

>>195165

So your a recovering hikki??.


 No.195547

>>195160

>Nobody ACTUALLY hates pedophiles.

So pedophile and pedophilia hate is just a meme?? sure doesn't seem like it.


 No.195703

>>195160

I think it's that people hear the word pedophile and instantly think child abuser.

(speaking from a "normie" perspective here) People generally don't think anything bad about people who think little kids are cute. They're just considered good with kids, have a caring nature, etc., etc.

It's not "rhetoric", it's the fact that pedophilia is defined as a ***ual thing.

All the "pedophile hate" is directed towards people who hurt children. In an etymological sense, it does mean a different thing, but it's always been defined as what it is now.

I think that there should be another name besides "pedophile" for people who like(in a non-***ual sense) kids because the current name has too much of a history.


 No.195729

>>195703

>I think that there should be another name besides "pedophile" for people who like(in a non-***ual sense) kids because the current name has too much of a history.

Agreed


 No.195731

>>191871

Does it count if I am a friend with another neet and go over to his house to play vidya?


 No.195747

>>195731

>Does it count if I am a friend with another neet and go over to his house to play vidya?

Your fine anon


 No.195752

>>195547

>So pedophile and pedophilia hate is just a meme?

They don't realize it's a meme usually, or well they do, but they don't realize it's ALL a meme.

But it is one.

It's like /pol/ genuinely believing its (((THEM))) aka the Jews, when in reality it's just the Capitalist Elite.

It's a fucking meme.

If they hated pedos they'd always hate them irl when they knew one, like me, especially when I tell them, which I have told many people who thought they hated pedos, including ones who's kids I babysit.

>>195703

There are other words, but regardless that doesn't take away that they're misusing the word, aka meme.

That's not even true though as most people arguably are okay with adult-child sex once they get used to the idea as long as it's loving and the kid likes it.


 No.196157

>>195752

Man i really hope your right anon.


 No.196773

File: 60d0367c57e42ee⋯.jpg (53.19 KB, 638x541, 638:541, kira.jpg)

>>195752

>>195703

>>195547

>Pedophile hate

>Its just Le meme

You guys not even trying.


 No.197513

>>196773

>>Pedophile hate

>>Its just Le meme

>You guys not even trying.

This


 No.197528

File: 0a0c78205d34c8a⋯.jpg (203.35 KB, 1180x664, 295:166, resting cuck face.jpg)

I've had a girlfriend and had sex before.

I am also a super autist (literal not meme) and the only reason I got that far with a girl is that she was cluster B and targeted me for the veneer of emotional stability I project (due to having no ability to express them) and also for my incredible naivety. Of course, being cluster B, as soon as she got the validation she wanted, she fucked off. I just happened to be a sucker at the wrong place and the wrong time. There wasn't anything attractive about me other than "hey I can use and abuse this idiot for a bit of attention" and because I am indeed an idiot, I fell for it.

Otherwise…never had a job. Never had friends. I've spent most of my life speaking less than 20 words every day. I've spent the last 4 years cloistered in my room. I get autismbux. I am dysfunctional by any coherent definition. I'm not going to write that I'm more of a robot than anyone because I have a diagnosis. That wouldn't be true. There are "autists" that are Chads. But I also don't think I'm a normalfag because of a freak occurrence. A meteor landed on me and that hasn't happened since and it will, in all probability, never happen again. Winning the lotto doesn't make somebody old money.

There's a saying in law, "rules of procedure are handmaids of justice, not its mistresses." In other words, rules that are too stringent get in the way of what is right.

I'm all for enforcing a certain theme in the posts on this board. This is the first and last time I will speak of my unfortunate misadventure here. But you can wax about who is and isn't a robot until there comes a week with four Thursdays and it will not make one iota of difference.


 No.197531

>>192685

>says the faggot who probably loves the taste of shit


 No.197545

>>197528

>I've had a girlfriend and had sex before.

>I have autism

>No friends

>No job

Get out failed normie.


 No.199346

>>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag.

Get a life loser.


 No.199367

OP's list is asinine. Here's a better list:

>If you're a virgin man past 18 and have a brain (You're not virgin due to Down's Syndrome or the like) then you are most definitely a Robot. All the important traits that Robots have will develop on their own because that's the nature of virginity

>If you've had a relationship before, you're either a Cyborg or a Normalfag

>Cyborgs exist but it's hard to define them. It should be judged on a case-by-case basis, but basically if you're not a hypergamous/promiscuous man-whore, and you have a brain enough to see how vapid and disgusting Normalfags are, and you possess several Robot traits (Talking antisocial, depressed, vidya, animu, etc.) you're most likely a Cyborg.

Normalfags don't deserve their own description. Both Cyborgs and Robots will notice them by instinct.


 No.199436

>>199346

Kill yourself you disgusting normalfag.


 No.199459

>>191871

well shit, /r9k/ I gotta go


 No.199601

File: ff466fbe276bfcf⋯.png (448.41 KB, 900x900, 1:1, ff466fbe276bfcfd6d545b0599….png)

>>199459

You aren't even funny, fuck off.

>>199346

NORMALNIGGERS OWN 99% OF THE INTERNET

NORMALFAGS OWN EVERY OTHER BOARD

JUST LET US HAVE THIS BOARD

ONE FUCKING BOARD

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE?


 No.199604

File: ba76f7450ace8fd⋯.png (9.35 KB, 315x274, 315:274, 1419028585969.png)

>>191871

>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag

I can agree to this. A gf implies regular social contact, going on dates, and doing normalfag shit like going to bars

>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

Having sex once isn't that normal, but having sex regularly, is definitely normalfag shit.

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

Yet again.. Going to bars to chat up strangers, clubs, going to see the local sports team, that's all normalfag shit. Going for a walk on a nice day is not.

>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag

Even robots can have friends anon, though they will most likely be internet people or friends you've had for so long that you just haven't cut off contact. I'd still argue that what you do with those friends determines whether or not you're a normalfag.

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

Not all of us can get autismbux, but if you've got some salaried office job with vacation days and company picnics and retirement plans.. That totally makes someone a normalfag.


 No.199623

File: c81af305af08817⋯.gif (421.28 KB, 700x525, 4:3, c81af305af08817740cc4cf2e7….gif)

>>199604

I agree with all your points, especially the last one. Back when /cuck9k/ was first turning into the robot board, wagecucks and robots lived together peacefully. Both having nearlly identical feels and pains, like >tfw no gf.

Fucking normalfags raided and in an attempt to fit it, kicked wagecucks out. They never understood the culture and just thought it was "rubuts unly".

Luckily for me, just as it was becoming another reddit circlejerk, I found 8/r9k/.

>Wagecucks will always be a robots ally

also fuck we should of named to board /r8k/


 No.199661

>>199604

>Having sex once isn't that normal,

It makes you a failed normie.


 No.199662

>>199623

> /r8k/

That board isn't around anymore.


 No.199673

>>199661

Circumstances matter. A drunken pityfuck isn't exactly the same thing as wooing a girl into bed for a one night stand and then not getting the chance to fuck again. Regularly getting sex entails some kind of social life, a gf, or dedicating extra time to searching for sources of sex. It means going to bars and practicing PUA shit, or spending hours on dating apps chatting up dozens of girls in hopes of finding one who is down to fuck.

I've had girls misread me as some kind of mysterious brooding loner, only to realize later than I'm just some socially maladjusted sperg who doesn't respond to flirting or the subtle social cues. I've had to have other people tell me that girls wanted to fuck.


 No.199676

>>199661

/v9k/ exists, losers of all stripes belong here Except homopredators


 No.199683

>>199676

>/v9k/ exists, losers of all stripes belong here Except homopredators

>Implying normalfags can be losers too

Kek yeah right get out normalfag also /v9k/ is just another robot board.


 No.199707

>>199662

wait someone actually made /r8k/? I meant it as a joke.


 No.199711

>>199707

Ugghhh yeah that was a long time ago how new are you? The board was shut down in mid 2016


 No.199732

>>199683

Life gets worse anon, one day your parents will tire of your shit or die and you'll have to work.


 No.200218

>>199732

Normalfags like you don't know the struggle of loneliness so piss off.


 No.200364

>>191871

I only have a job. I don't go outside with the intent to socialize but to run errands and work and unfortunately this involves a bit of talk with other earth monkeys.

I'm still a kissless virgin who doesn't use any non-anonymous social media or do any phone posting so I should be cleared from normalfagotry, no?


 No.200749

>>200364

Kill yourself failed normalfag


 No.200750

>>200749

You're a fucking faggot that needs to rethink his definitions. Not everyone has a family who they can NEET it up with.


 No.200751

>>200750

Daily reminder wagecucks are failed normies.


 No.200752

>>200751

Not necessarily I don't think.


 No.200756

>>200751

Good thing I quit my job today.


 No.200784

File: 1c55ec6e1d550fe⋯.png (1.01 MB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1c55ec6e1d550fecb595e7f0c7….png)

>>200751

Daily reminder you're retarded and too new to remember that wagecucks can be robots. Not everyone can gain NEETbux and have to actually work for it. You have no idea what a failed normalfag is anyway.

FUCK

OFF


 No.201080

>>191871

>sloth detected

What if the low number of women and friends one has had were all with him on the spectrum?

You should be on wizard chan why are you here?


 No.201172

>>201080

Kek you sound like a typical normalfag kys.


 No.201216

File: 987cf1d6dddf8de⋯.jpg (71 KB, 600x600, 1:1, smug anime girl 16.jpg)

>>200784

Found the wagie!

>>192038

>holy fucking shit what great post

It's the correct way, newfriend.


 No.202054

>>201216

>Found the wagie!

This


 No.202069

>if you've had sex you're a normalfag

are you so new you don't know of /v9k/'s existence? it's never been a pre-requisite to be a virgin and it'll never be , i speculate you're projecting because you know you're a fucking normal

>>201172

>kek

>kys

your typical normal spouting memewords they saw on cuckchan , if this board had IDs I'd be sure this was OP , but I'll just guess it is


 No.202093

File: a45279437e5e29d⋯.jpg (64.85 KB, 601x601, 1:1, a45279437e5e29dfc56b0cecc8….jpg)

>>201216

>>202054

Found the bullies :^(


 No.202115

>>202069

Having sex doesn't necessarily mean you're a normalfag, but it does mean you're not a Robot. You can still be a Cyborg


 No.202123

File: d6673a03d0a0b80⋯.jpg (85.41 KB, 707x500, 707:500, 1445210733853.jpg)

>>202069

>>202115

>Having sex doesn't make you a normalfag

Found the normalfags go back to killing 4/r9k/ with your normie shit.


 No.202124

>>202069

>/v9k/

That is just another robot board.


 No.202128

>>202123

>says the rulecuck (that makes up his own rules)

anon if you want to have a board with these rules how about you make it and stay there and never post or go on any other boards ? thanks, it would be an improvement to the community


 No.202133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.202135

>>199604

>Having sex once isn't that normal, but having sex regularly, is definitely normalfag shit.

This


 No.202138

>>202133

>if i post le facebook frog and type in caps and use their words they'll never think im a normal

seppuku yourself


 No.202178

File: 7f2098183fdc504⋯.jpg (45.79 KB, 499x540, 499:540, how did it come to this.jpg)

>>191871

>>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

b-but even autists need money to buy food


 No.203473

>>202178

Its called NEETbucks you fucking faggot.


 No.203475

File: e86d3d252c777bd⋯.jpg (155.08 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 1451353577516.jpg)

>>202069

You seriously have to fucking go back.


 No.203501

File: 42831b3a7b864c2⋯.jpg (18.8 KB, 704x400, 44:25, depressed.jpg)

>>202178

>Contributing to the society that is the source of all your pain and suffering

Top cuck. I might be kicked out and die homeless out of starvation, thirst and exposure, but at least I die free and with a clean conscience rather than live a grim wage-slaving existence


 No.203504

>>203501

Are you a Hikikomori NEET or both anon??.


 No.203543

File: 1c8c539c5b2f89d⋯.jpeg (27.12 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1-g4zsvHxslR-946bI_twV-w.jpeg)

>>203473

I would like to anon. But there is no NEETbucks where I live.

Dying from starvation is the most painful death ever. I know, i am weak.


 No.203625

>>203504

I'm in school, but about to drop out. It just depresses the hell out of me, and all I want is to be left alone. My parents will kick me out, but I would rather die homeless than keep doing what I'm doing. Going to school alongside all the Stacies and Chads makes me sick. I will also never get a job and partake in my own cuckholding by contributing to the society causing my suffering. I could try to get autismbux/food stamps, but it's such a hassle to begin with and I'm not even guaranteed to get anything even though I have legitimate autism. My only significant motivation is to escape from the regret, pain and loneliness of this barren rock

What I'll do is, after they kick me out, I'll just go and walk alongside the railroad tracks in the direction that leads towards the wilderness/middle-of-nowhere. I will keep walking for days until I either die of thirst or I get sick of dying from dehydration and stand in front of the nearest coming train. I've semi-done this before. I've ran away once and walked alongside the railroad tracks on a very hot afternoon for hours and didn't return until after midnight, never stumbling upon a freight train to jump in front of all that time. I've also barricaded myself in my room for 3 days at one time. I know what severe dehydration feels like, and it isn't nearly as bad as trying to hang yourself, and I never even got far enough into it for the comforting hallucinations to set in. Regardless of the discomfort, I would rather stick to my principles and be kicked out to meet my fate. An honorable end is less painful and more dignified than an empty existence. There is no excuse for wagecucking


 No.203762

>>199601

>NORMALNIGGERS OWN 99% OF THE INTERNET NORMALFAGS OWN EVERY OTHER BOARD

>JUST LET US HAVE THIS BOARD

>ONE FUCKING BOARD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE?

This


 No.203784

File: d97660490ad5e0f⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1200x1553, 1200:1553, d97660490ad5e0f3362c2844a3….png)

What if you have a low paid job that barely covers your living expenses and all your co-workers consider you that creepy weirdo who never talks?


 No.203785

>>203625

>he's in school and considers himself a robot

Get the fuck out


 No.203788

File: cc9376d58402d9b⋯.jpg (46.06 KB, 800x578, 400:289, shh.jpg)

>>203785

I have to be 18 by law to drop out

I'm almost there


 No.203795

>>203788

oh my bad

I'm just sick of all these unifags with bright futures shitting this place up.


 No.203879

>>203795

>implying educated men like Sir Isaac Newton and Nikola Tesla were Normalfags despite the fact that both died virgins


 No.203940

File: 9d820c38fc4edc7⋯.jpg (24.58 KB, 540x233, 540:233, yamero.jpg)

>>203784

Same situation. Unfortunately for me everyone keeps trying to talk to me despite how obvious I make it that I don't want to and how weird I act to scare everyone away. There are other quiet people that work there but everyone leaves them alone, I get so bitter and jealous of them, I don't understand why the rules that apply to them don't apply to me. I see how they act, the things they do, mimic them perfectly, but they don't work, I am the exception for some reason. It's so frustrating.


 No.204263

>>191978

Hey hiki


 No.204264

>>192679

back to reddit, degeneracy-shill. go shit up half chan robot board


 No.204346

File: 03bf0c9f35584a3⋯.png (298.6 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, satou.png)

>>204263

>Hey hiki

Hey there fellow robot.


 No.205308

>if you watch or like animes or manga, you are a normalfag

>if you watch TV or any other media except documentaries, you are a normalfag

>if you read comics or magazines or newspapers or anything other than classical books, you are a normalfag

>if you have irl friends you are a normalfag

>if you have online steam/twitch/discord etc. friends you are a normalfag

For starters that should do it.


 No.205550

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>>205308

>>if you watch or like animes or manga, you are a normalfag

>>if you watch TV or any other media except documentaries, you are a normalfag

>>if you read comics or magazines or newspapers or anything other than classical books, you are a normalfag

REALLY FAGGOT?? i dont fucking think so.

>If you have irl friends you are a normalfag

>If you have online steam/twitch/discord etc. friends you are a normalfag

okay these i can agree with.


 No.205553

>>203795

>im just jealous of semi-successful people

ftfy


 No.205625

>>191978

I'm Canadian and I'm not surviving on welfare. You're full of shit.


 No.205627

Is this a robot olympics or something? Can't we all just share feels instead of trying to determine who here is the least normal?


 No.205640

>>191892

When even Mugi wants you to go back then you should. Do you want to make teh Moog sad you faggot?


 No.205642

>>203625

Anon,your story fills me with unending sorrow,and not because I`m some fucking normie who bathes in affection and acceptance,but because like you I barely find any meaning in life,but that doesn`t mean you have to end said life. Or if you do end it,do it in a way that will make an impression like a scalding brand on the people around you. Do a mass shooting. Have you considered doing that?


 No.205840

>>191871

>>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

Not everyone can afford being a NEET; especially if they have no parents (literally or ones that aren't willing to support). It should be changed to:

>if you have a job willfully

The others are on point.


 No.205841

File: 567a2f2c7d78d5f⋯.jpg (23.55 KB, 358x340, 179:170, just anime.jpg)

>>205308

>if you watch or like animes

Cool shit post my dude!


 No.205842

>>205840

>if you have a job willfully

If anyone willfully had a job they wouldn't need to pay a salary


 No.205848

>>192688

Slam it in the window 'fag normie', if your intention is to penetrate anything you broke the virginity rule, according to OP


 No.205849

If you can't stand on your head and piss up your leg you are a "Normalfag".


 No.205978

File: e497d55e3e97e0f⋯.jpg (103.75 KB, 554x680, 277:340, polsad.jpg)

>>205642

>Do a mass shooting. Have you considered that?

If I had a gun, I might have done that already. Or I would have killed myself so much sooner because it would be easier, I don't know. I certainly don't have the burning anger to want to do a mass shooting anymore. If normgroids bullied me, sure, I would then have the motivation to go through the hassle of getting a min-wage job, making money to pay for a gun off the darknet and going for a high score. But I've only ever been bullied by Stacies, and that was a long time ago (middle school) when I still tried to socialize. I'm a ghost. I'm not bullied because no one even acknowledges my existence. It infuriates me because I have nothing/nobody specific that riles me up, that I can direct my 2 minutes-hate against

I wanted to shoot up my school in early high school because I was so murderously indignant of Chad/Stacy couples (Why do those obnoxious brutes get girls while someone intelligent and handsome like me rots in loneliness?). I'm not even mad anymore over that, because Stacy disgusts me and I see normgroids as subhuman lower beings. I just feel alienated because it reminds me how lonely and dehumanized I am from missing out on even the most basic human experiences, but at the same time I fucking hate the guts of every disgusting normalnigger.

At this point, I just want this 18 year nightmare to end


 No.205979

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File: 5487ed03750a0cc⋯.png (3.83 KB, 256x54, 128:27, NORMALNIGGERS OUT.png)

>>205640

>Tfw you started calling normalfags "normalniggers" and now the word is so common the BO uses it in the board description


 No.206005

File: 2949fd2e40bd4c8⋯.png (917.67 KB, 1280x1200, 16:15, 294.png)

>If you don't like Anime you're a fucking normalfag !


 No.206021

File: 51963336216c40b⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, vlcsnap-2017-10-03-20h40m4….png)

What with all this butthurt over animu?


 No.206026

>>206021

It's a shitposter meme that they know gives them guaranteed (you)s. There are lots of people who hang around 8chan specifically because they get a kick out of being obnoxious faggots wherever they go.


 No.206029

>>206005

WWW was a lot better than original working. The crazy punching lesbian was there specifically because the unrealistically autistic MC was so unlikable. Yeah I get you like little girls, but how many episodes do you need to get that it's not socially acceptable?


 No.207815

>>191874

>I only ever go out at night to buy smokes. Am I in the clear?

Yes


 No.207825

File: 6acfb1890091f1b⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 300x205, 60:41, erov_morw_says_the_kitten.gif)

I have an idea!

Upload a gore/shock image along with at least one post on every thread you decide to post in.


 No.207826

>tfw cyborg


 No.208501

>>207826

Get out failed normie you dont belong here.


 No.209048

>>191871

So a 40yr old khv with no friends is a normalfag because he lives in a country without welfare? hmm


 No.209083

>>206026

It's a realistic statement from people who are older than 12 and don't want to watch cartoons anymore.

Imagine if somebody posted tom and jerry or johnny bravo in every single thread. That's how retarded you look.


 No.211993

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>>207825

What the fuck is that anon?? HOLY FUCK!!!.


 No.212002

>>208501

There are failed normalfaggots, and then there are cyborgs. Not all of us have the luxury of free tendies, some are in the unfortunate circumstance to have to LARP for food and shelter. But that's all it is, adopting a fursona of a healthy functioning adult for the privilege of maybe 4 hours a day on average of jus beein urslef. Shit sucks but one must do what they can to survive in an extrovert-dominant, degenerate society.


 No.212003

>>209083

I don't want to fuck either Tom nor Jerry. That's the difference. If you don't get that, you are a normlord shitstain and need to crawl back to kikebook.


 No.212084

File: 8683729baf8fa07⋯.jpg (63.93 KB, 1024x904, 128:113, d34eb49b1909d9a2a659154566….jpg)

>>212002

>There are failed normalfaggots, and then there are cyborgs.

Same thing because a cyborg can still get girls and talk to them so yes you're a failed normie GET OUT!!.


 No.212103

>>212084

>fake your way through social interaction

>manage to hold down a wagecuck job by not being a retard

>still no gf

>still no sex

>come home every night and just fuck around on the internet and play vidya

That's a cyborg. A failed normalfag is someone who had the whole normalfag lifestyle and then fucked it up through their own idiocy, and instead of getting back to being a normalfag, they wallow in their failure and pretend that they've always been a loser, much in the way that other normalfags think self-deprecating humor and casual interaction with a hobby makes them a "nerd"


 No.212107

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>>212084

>a cyborg can still get girls and talk to them

Uh, no– oh wait, already a wise anon has schooled you: >>212103


 No.213882

>>191942

>The real question is, if you ever had a gf are you a normalfag?

Yes


 No.213892

>>213882

Liar, Normalfags are a specific class of hedonist animals that have had GF's. Chad isn't a Normalfag - and neither are Cyborgs. I thought my fellow Robots would understand what constitutes Normalfaggotry, but that has proven to not be the case. Ultimately, this is less important than determining who is a Robot.


 No.213893

>>212103

That isn't a description of a Cyborg. That would in fact describe a Robot if virginity was added to the list. Dale Gribble, Agent Mulder… anyone who has lost their virginity and acts autistic would count. It's vague, because "Cyborg" is an umbrella term.


 No.213919

>>213882

what if gf is a female robot? obviously only a lurker because rule 1


 No.213924

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>>213919

no such thing.don't fool yourself into thinking a unicorn out there exists.


 No.213925

>>213924

>implying

I know I'll die alone and soon, but I'm purposely delusional about a bunch of other stuff so might as well add another thing to the list.


 No.214070

File: 6d25b37a7e42b6a⋯.jpg (25.79 KB, 500x492, 125:123, watamote.jpg)

>>213919

>what if gf is a female robot?

Does not exist unless it's in anime like Watamote.




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