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File: 70b792f8e766cac⋯.jpg (59.81 KB, 680x818, 340:409, cbb.jpg)

 No.191871

Okay i think we need to set some ground rules /r9k/ as i am sick of seeing all these normalfags and summerfags on our boards also please sticky this thread.

>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

If you do any of these things and are not a virgin neet you are a fucking normalfag and DO NOT BELONG ON THIS BOARD!!.

 No.191873

Also anything i missed??.


 No.191874

File: 6aad197aa00383c⋯.jpg (71.79 KB, 800x598, 400:299, Listen To Him.jpg)

>>191871

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

I only ever go out at night to buy smokes. Am I in the clear?


 No.191875

>>191874

>Am I in the clear?

Sure anon your okay.


 No.191884

>>191874

No you used a reddit image macro you've been disqualified.


 No.191887

>>191871

I'm terribly sorry this board isn't your safe space, OP. Perhaps Reddit can give you what you're looking for.


 No.191889

>>191887

>this board isn't your safe space, OP. Perhaps Reddit can give you what you're looking for.

Not an argument.


 No.191892

File: f63272c940b03e3⋯.jpg (40.92 KB, 396x382, 198:191, 1498786801291.jpg)

>>191887

>Perhaps Reddit can give you what you're looking for

Follow your own advice, normalnigger


 No.191893

>>191892

fite me irl


 No.191895

>>191892

>Follow your own advice, normalnigger

This


 No.191898

>>191871

>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag

This. Double points if she's a "post-modern" woman.

>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

This. Double points if you fornicated or lost your virginity to someone impure.

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

I can see that. But is socializing with old people/people who are just as lonely as any of us okay? Not that I do that because I'm a mess, but just throwing that out there.

>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag

The problem with this though is that most normalfags have "friends". Do you mean close friends you'd die for, connected by a strict code of honor and loyalty, or "lol did u buy teh new skyrim game bro? wanna play it & get high? oh btw i 'borrowed' 20$ from ur wallet last time i went to ur house bro hope u dont mind LOL XDXDXD"

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

Volunteering for a board is a job, and it doesn't make one a normie.


 No.191912

>Faggots cant be robots so if your gay your not a robot

>Posting about your sex life or any normalfag bullshit should be a bannable offense or should be removed

>Maybe we should stop using Pepe as he has been taken over by normals since 2015

>You normalfags have your own containment boards go there containment boards exist for a reason

>Fembots dont exist and women shouldn't be allowed on this board


 No.191924

>>191912

Are you a girl?

Unoriginal content.


 No.191925

>>191924

>Are you a girl?

Nope girls dont belong here and if they come here they are just roasties attention whoring.


 No.191942

File: b5bc695f1ac0ec1⋯.png (302.14 KB, 600x848, 75:106, ncgoytsDlJ1rei6xdo1_1280.png)

>>191871

The real question is, if you ever had a gf are you a normalfag?


 No.191944

>>191942

>The real question is, if you ever had a gf are you a normalfag?

If you previously have had a gf but are currently not dating for whatever reason then you are just a failed normie if you previously have had a gf and currently have one then you are a normalfag so pretty much yes it does failed normies are just as bad as normalfags and do not belong here.


 No.191945

>>191944

Don't worry, I'm not any of those. Also,nice dubs.


 No.191970

File: d847304e4ff3290⋯.jpg (1.74 KB, 160x90, 16:9, reee.jpg)

>>191871

Let me add to that:

>if you're not over 30 you're a normalfag

>if you've ever been near a female (animals count aswell) you're a normalfag

>if your parents are still alive you're a normalfag

>if your penis is larger than your index in lenght you're a normalfag

>if you're not balding you're a normalfag

>if you're not an american you're a normalfag because you have it easy with welfare

>if you're using social media youi're a normalfag

>if you're using 4chan you're a normalfag

>if you're using 8chan you're also a normalfag because it's a normal thing to do for us

>if you socialize on 8chan (aka post) you're also a normalfag

RHEEEEE GETTING SICK OF THOSE NORMIES


 No.191974

>>191970

>>if you're using 8chan you're also a normalfag because it's a normal thing to do for us

>>if you socialize on 8chan (aka post) you're also a normalfag

This makes no sense also cuckchan has a lot more traffic then fullchan does so there are more normals on there then on here.


 No.191975

>>191974

Get the fuck out normie. This is my first post here in YEARS. Posting here is socializing and only fucking normals do that. Lurk more


 No.191977

File: eba06db9f308617⋯.jpg (5.47 KB, 200x189, 200:189, images (7).jpg)

>>191975

Then i suppose your a normal if thats the case dumbass redditor.


 No.191978

>>191970

>>if you're not over 30 you're a normalfag

Not all robots are Wizards anon.

>If you've ever been near a female (animals count aswell) you're a normalfag

What about being near my mom??.

>If your parents are still alive you're a normalfag

Not really they help us neets and hikkis survive.

>If f your penis is larger than your index in lenght you're a normalfag

That matters why??.

>If you're not balding you're a normalfag

That doesn't mean shit anon.

>If you're not an american you're a normalfag because you have it easy with welfare

This

>If you're using social media youi're a normalfag

This

>If you're using 4chan you're a normalfag

Yes and no not everybody on cuckchan is a normalfag but yes cuckchan has more traffic and more normalfags than fullchan does.


 No.191980

File: 2f3eb2b42e17727⋯.jpg (69.48 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1805167.1024.jpg)

>>191978

I didn't mean any of that, it was intended as satire of what some robots do in order to segregate /r9k/. I personally don't give a shit if you've had a gf before because I don't think it solves your problems (and it depends on whether or not your gf was a stacy or some mentally disturbed neet). The thing is unless you know someone's full story you can't say he doesn't belong here because he doesn't fill any of your standards. Summer is shit here because one the one hand you have the true normalfags who clearly don't belong here and on the other hand those shitty posts that usually get forgotten within a day or so because most robots realize there is not a single stereotype for robots

t. a robot who fits OP's all standards


 No.192035

>>191980

If you don't care then get out of my thread faggot.


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 No.192039

File: 93b7c673d4c48b7⋯.jpg (18.41 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 93b7c673d4c48b745a1982bb61….jpg)

>anti anime shills are banned on site without warning


 No.192055

>>192039

>>anti anime shills are banned on site without warning

This


 No.192193

>>192039

I don't know what this thread is about, but your post is a good post. I will even had that we should have waifu wednesdays, when anons would be permabanned if they posted without a cute anime girl pic.


 No.192195

>>192193

>we should have waifu wednesdays, when anons would be permabanned if they posted without a cute anime girl pic.

Good idea for /a/ bad idea for our board.


 No.192205

>>192195

How is that a bad idea for our board? Well adjusted people can't waifu post. Even if they try we could see through their lies, it's a bullet proof plan to cleanse the land.

But let me improve the idea:

On WW (Waifu Wednesday) anons MUST post a picture of their daki and/or figurine with a timestamp in every post they make.


 No.192252

>>192205

>Well adjusted people can't waifu post even if they try

This


 No.192679

File: cb2d7c40bdd4533⋯.jpg (18.71 KB, 403x392, 403:392, efd.jpg)

you forgot the most important rule:

if you aren't at least bicurious enough to fuck a femboy, then you don't belong on this board


 No.192683

File: 3a33fb25ff593bf⋯.jpg (59.76 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, serveimage.jpg)

>>192679

Outed yourself, sodomite


 No.192685

>>192683

outed yourself, normie

fuck off

your every taste is shit tier


 No.192687

File: 67c541638dc03c2⋯.jpg (183.28 KB, 800x887, 800:887, mikepence.jpg)

>>192685

Like it in the crapper, get the zapper


 No.192688

>>192687

well good thing I don't like it in the crapper

I am a man and my butt is exit only.

My sexuality primarily revolves around penetrating others.


 No.192691

File: 89775a91ebdcabc⋯.jpg (525.16 KB, 1417x1890, 1417:1890, 702605cd1700492961c7ecb09b….jpg)

File: 787f1d53a4a207f⋯.jpg (153.61 KB, 831x1080, 277:360, a homosexual love nest.jpg)

File: f75a3c9b1e59345⋯.jpg (732.97 KB, 2184x1706, 1092:853, what faggots actually do.jpg)

File: f09bbe16d0dd550⋯.png (492.64 KB, 500x750, 2:3, f09bbe16d0dd55061cb0f70b3e….png)

>>192688

If you like men, the dial is going to 10


 No.192693

>>192691

>all those infopics

well good thing I am not gay then

I rather be myself with sexual preferences for all kinds of girls from thin to thicc, tiny to tall, young teen to milf and also liking femboys and twinks, instead of a beta numale who is technically straight, will only have sex with 2-3 girls in his life and spend the rest of his life in a quasi femdom relationship where the woman is wearing the pants and in the end divorcing him, because she can no longer put up with his disgusting beta behavior and feels like she is missing out on life

Nah, thanks. I stay enlightened.

Now fuck off, normie.


 No.192695

File: 0b28d719166df5b⋯.jpg (269.4 KB, 883x882, 883:882, aloha snackbar.jpg)

>>192688

>My sexuality primarily revolves around penetrating others

>/r9k/

>Having sex

Bogposter was right. You are just a bunch of faggot chad fetishists preying on lonely robots

KILL YOURSELF, MY MAN


 No.192697

Where do Cyborgs fit in? What if I meet all those criteria but the job one since I have no family that I can NEET it up with?


 No.192698

File: 5984c7585f3d7a9⋯.gif (691.36 KB, 260x183, 260:183, 5984c7585f3d7a96787a28e4c7….gif)

>>192693

>All this deflection

We're gonna hang you sodomites up as Christmas lights come the day of the rope, fag


 No.192699

>>192695

>implying that having sexual thoughts about sticking your dick in something equates to having sex

>actually beliving that you are asexual untill you have sex

>apparently fapping doesn't factor into this at all?

So you are a pure asexual angel or what?

>Bogposter was right. You are just a bunch of faggot chad fetishists preying on lonely robots

Mate, I am the lonely robot. I haven't had a friend since I was like ~15, I don't even remember it that clearly.

My biggest fetish is cuddling.

I am just currently trying noporn and nofap (only relapsed when I bought condoms and tried jacking off in them, because silly me thought I might get laid soon, I ended up using them all up for some stupid shit, because they were too small and strangling my dick)

My biggest priority isn't even finding a gf or something like that anymore. I just want a fucking friend, who cares about me.


 No.192700

File: 51b4f9fd7babcee⋯.png (292.25 KB, 1024x543, 1024:543, 095744ab92566a1c4a9341cee4….png)

>>192699

>Not sure whether he's a lying nigger faggot Chad trying to fit in, or a genuinely brainwashed robot

Hmmm… I'll bite

>I just want a fucking friend, who cares about me

Just because you're lonely and starved of affection like everyone else doesn't mean you have to fall for the faggots brainwashing to recruit people exactly like you. You're just a fucktoy to them. That's all faggotry is about. M8 I would be your friend, but there is nothing more revolting or that would keep male friends away from you more than the thought that you want to penetrate them. That's a disgusting fetish, and you really should nofap for as long as you need to feel aroused by vanilla shit then only fap to that


 No.192701

>>192699

You smell like a chickenhawk faggot failed not lie who is only hanging around so you can get your claws into one of the underageb&s by exploit his confusion and loneliness. You are disgusting.


 No.192702

>tfw Robot wage-slave

At this point I see my money as a means of affording suicide. I don't even have a means of transportation to my name so I'll probably have to literally walk out to find a place to die.


 No.192705

>>192701

>You smell like a chickenhawk faggot failed not lie

wat

>so you can get your claws into one of the underageb&s by exploit his confusion and loneliness. You are disgusting.

I see, anon. You are projecting hard right now. I am sorry for whatever happened to you. I hope you learn to live with yourself. You don't have to be defined by victimhood.

I do not have a grooming fetish like you project I do. I am way too socially inexperienced to even fantasize about something like that. It just wouldn't work and I wouldn't like it.

>>192700

>Just because you're lonely and starved of affection like everyone else doesn't mean you have to fall for the faggots brainwashing to recruit people exactly like you. You're just a fucktoy to them. That's all faggotry is about.

That's … kinda hot.

Just to make sure you understand, I am not a faggot. So I would never suck a dick or stick something in my ass. So you probably had someone different in mind.

Now stop trying to corrupt me … faggot.

>M8 I would be your friend, but there is nothing more revolting or that would keep male friends away from you more than the thought that you want to penetrate them. That's a disgusting fetish, and you really should nofap for as long as you need to feel aroused by vanilla shit then only fap to that

Mate. I don't know where you got the idea from that I would want to rape you/fantasize about penetrating you if we were friends. What the fuck. I don't even know what you look like and even if, I very much doubt that you are my type.

And it's more than just type. It has to do with behavior too. All the classmates I used to have, some of them were I guess "twinkish", but I never thought about having sex with them even once and that is even though one of them experimented with the other on a party and let him fuck in the ass. Yes, my class was weird like that, upperclass snobs.

Anyway, no there is nothing to fear from me. Wtf.


 No.192706

File: 472abf69322d3a9⋯.jpg (99.9 KB, 800x782, 400:391, 1292232075902.jpg)

>>192705

>if you aren't at least bicurious enough to fuck a femboy, then you don't belong on this board

>That's … kinda hot.

>also liking femboys and twinks

>Just to make sure you understand, I am not a faggot.

Go back to your bog, faggot.


 No.192707

>>192706

I don't like to be pentrated nor dick in my mouth, that means under no sane definition am I a faggot

YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something feminine and cute.


 No.192708

File: d1226f3ed7d44e7⋯.jpg (58.62 KB, 600x433, 600:433, 1297566502658.jpg)

>>192707

>You're a faggot if you don't want to fuck men

Nice ruse. You got me, sodomite.


 No.192710

>>192708

>YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something feminine and cute.

do you disagree with that statement, yes or no?


 No.192712

File: f27bec9b5c7cfee⋯.jpg (24.52 KB, 316x316, 1:1, 1292231651075.jpg)

>>192710

>If you don't find men in drag "feminine and cute," you're a faggot

Nope.


 No.192714

>>192712

that's not what I said, try again


 No.192716

>>192710

>YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something female, feminine and cute.

Yes.

>YOU are the faggot, if you dont want to fuck something male, feminine and cute.

No.


 No.192717

Wait, I know this brand of bullshit. This is Autphag, Isn't it Chris. Still think you have telepathy? Still getting "high" off female hormones?


 No.192718

>>192716

gender doesn't matter

what matter is appearance, you are not attracted to chromosomes, you don't smell them out and say "that person is fuckable"


 No.192720

>>192718

>gender doesn't matter

fucking propaganding jewslave, get the fuck back to your /leftypol/ with that shit


 No.192722

>>192720

fuck off normie

go back to /pol/


 No.192723

>>192722

>implying I'm normie because I'm not a faggot


 No.192726

>>192723

you are a normie if you hate "everything you deem as a faggot"

a normie is someone with no original thought in his brain, your homophobia comes from religion

so yeah fuck off normie


 No.192727

>>192726

>implying I'm religious

>implying being religion is bad and it replaces its followers' thoughts

>implying being gay is the same as being faggot

I fucking lost my sides. You do realise you are not even trying?


 No.192728

>>192727

>>implying being gay is the same as being faggot

well I am not even gay and you call me a faggot


 No.192729

>>192727

>implying religion is

fixed


 No.192730

>>192728

>implying fapping to men and thinking about having sex with them is not gay

>pretending not to understand that a faggot is simply a gay in denial


 No.192731

You know what's great about my favorite board on 8ch? They ban faggots on sight.


 No.192733

>>192731

8chan/pol/ is a mess

they have an antifa mod, that deletes self-improvement threads and other faggot mods ban anything they want

just look at how much they use the pretext of "TRS SHILLS" in the ban register to ban anyone for anything

they are insane

>>192730

>>pretending not to understand that a faggot is simply a gay in denial

fuck you

>>implying fapping to men and thinking about having sex with them is not gay

I am just a 1 on the kinsey scale.


 No.192734

>>192733

>Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual.

>just incidentally homosexual

>implying that's more heterosexual than gay

>fuck you

Female hormones made you mad, fuckboy?


 No.192735

>>192733

Despite the fact it is always on your mind, I am not talking about /pol/ faggot.


 No.192737

>>192734

>Female hormones made you mad, fuckboy?

a bit tbh

I am quite a long time on nofap/noporn and just smelling a woman makes me horny as fuck.

>>192735

What is always on my mind, anon?


 No.192740

>>192737

>I am quite a long time on nofap/noporn

Not long enough if you still think that trans/trap shit is normal and not gay.


 No.192741

>>192740

it honestly only made me more willing to just fuck anything

I am so fucking on edge today.


 No.192742

>>192741

Don't fap then and have a good day.


 No.192744

>>192742

thanks

it's hard to concentrate, all I think about is sex atm

I think the relapse a few days ago made it worse.


 No.192826

ANARCHY

FUCK YOU


 No.192838

>>192826

>ANARCHY

>FUCK YOU

Not an argument


 No.192847

>>147303

don't try to make this wizardchan 2.0

this is sharia law you are propagating and it is enough if we have wizardchan for this extremist point of view


 No.192862

>>192847

Most people on here are not old enough to be wizards anon.


 No.192864

>>192847

>If you don't want to be fucked in the ass you want to destroy civilization

Faggots need to hang.


 No.192866

>>192862

Most people on wizardchan are teenagers


 No.192867

>>192866

That's only because it's been taken over by normalfags.


 No.192869

>>191871

whining and making entire threads about "tfw no gf" means that you're a failed norman


 No.192874

>>192869

>whining and making entire threads about "tfw no gf" means that you're a failed norman

Not technically a failed normie is someone who didn't succeed in getting to where they wanted to go but still somewhat succeeds.


 No.192875

>>192679

>Fucking a femboy

faggots cant be robots.


 No.193252

File: 1208637fa01742a⋯.jpg (27.67 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 1208637fa01742a9ea29f930fe….jpg)

>>191871

>TFW not a normalfag


 No.193253

I was diagnosed with high functioning Autism at age 3 yet I had a gf at age 17, lost my virginity and have a gf now at age 25. I have no friends and rarely ever go outside. I've also been a NEET for over 11 years. I dont consider myself a normalfag in the slightest and tbh, my gf is friendless too and the furthest thing from a normalfag.


 No.193256

File: 56e32e000284787⋯.jpg (132.41 KB, 816x812, 204:203, 1423009440275.jpg)

>>193253

>lost my virginity and have a gf now at age 25

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE YOU DONT BELONG HERE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


 No.193257

>>193256

>diagnosed with high functioning Autism at age 3

>have no friends and rarely ever go outside.

>been a NEET for over 11 years

I'm the last true robot


 No.193259

>>193257

Nope your a fucking failed normie real robots and neets don't have girlfriends and are still virgins past 18 faggot.


 No.193260

>>191925

Roasties mostly go on halfchan though.


 No.193262

>>193257

>>193253

>I have a girlfriend!

>I'm the real robot!

You belong on cuckchan with the other failed normies.


 No.193268

>>193259

>>193259

>>193262

>autistic

>failed normie

thats literally what autism is, i failed to develop into a normal person on a biological level.

>diagnosed with high functioning Autism at age 3

>have no friends and rarely ever go outside.

>been a NEET for over 11 years

the above 3 points make me more robot than both you faggots.


 No.193272

File: 8a200d9f68edf93⋯.jpg (82.98 KB, 510x568, 255:284, argh.jpg)

>>193253

where did you meet her?


 No.193273

>>193272

The Internet.


 No.193274

File: f6a5b41f6e96a75⋯.png (528.41 KB, 800x876, 200:219, mirror arrow.png)

>>193273

some mainstream dating app? or site?

please help me out


 No.193276

>>193274

Facebook, we both like Elliot Rodger.


 No.193313

>>193276

Anon she's just a stacy all girls who like elliot are whores.


 No.193314

>>193268

Your still a shit-tier failed normie now get the fuck out and go back to cuckchan.


 No.193375

>>193313

no shes not, shes very sweet loving and loyal. shes actually obsessed with me because i look like a chad version of elliot but have a similar personality.

tbh, non-white girls are the best, they worship white males. feels fucking good man. plus ive seen what her 2 ex bfs looked like, they were ugly dweebs, she literally thinks im a god (and calls me one).

>>193314

see >>193268

>autistic

>failed normie

>thats literally what autism is, i failed to develop into a normal person on a biological level.

Learn to read.


 No.193522

>>193253

>Hey guys, I lost my virginity at a normal age and you know that autistic girlfriend you all want. I'm fucking that as well, aren't I such a robot.

I hope you die a slow and painful death.

>>193259

He's not a failed normie, he's a full blown normalfag.


 No.193553

>>193522

Good point anon.


 No.193556

>>193522

I'm pretty sure he's just a troll.


 No.193585

>>193522

>Hey guys, I lost my virginity at a normal age and you know that autistic girlfriend you all want. I'm fucking that as well, aren't I such a robot.

I lost my virginity to a slut that cheated on me 3-5 times. She took advantage of my autistic nature. I actually wish I didn't end up with her and stayed a virgin until I met someone decent.

>and you know that autistic girlfriend you all want. I'm fucking that as well, aren't I such a robot.

Not once did I say she was Autistic, you're a delusional moron.

>He's not a failed normie, he's a full blown normalfag.

Let's see

>Diagnosed with Autism at age 3

>Been a NEET for 11 years

>Been a shut in most of my life

>Been completely friendless most of my life

>Completely friendless for the last several years

>Been a shut in the entire time

>People literally cross the street or move out of the way when they see me walking torwards them on a foot path

>People treat me like im an outsider/weirdo

>Had violent and abuse upbringing

>Got bullied severely in highschool

>Got heavily medicated from age 14-15

>Have other neurological disorders

I could write my whole life story if I really wanted to but you get the idea. Oh wait, I can't be a """Robot""" because >muh gf

I'm more Robot than any of you just by the pure simple fact I'm on the Autism spectrum, am friendless and have been a shut in NEET all my life. If I'm a full blown normalfag then so are most posters on this board. You could get a gf but you just have a horrible personality, it's not your looks, I'd bet money on that.


 No.193597

>>193585

>I lost my virginity to a slut that cheated on me 3-5 times. She took advantage of my autistic nature. I actually wish I didn't end up with her and stayed a virgin until I met someone decent.

Were you raped or groomed by her??.


 No.193598

File: fe10d576ed112c2⋯.png (67.08 KB, 236x312, 59:78, leave.png)

>>193585

Can you just go, man? None of us really want people like you here.


 No.193607

>>193585

>Normalfags can have a hard life

Wow, you sure showed me.

And here I thought all normalfags were living in golden palaces.

> I can't be a """Robot""" because >muh gf

Exactly. Now fuck off or kill yourself.

>You could get a gf

The fact that you say retarded shit like this is even more proof of your normalfaggotry.


 No.193638

>>193597

>Were you raped or groomed by her??.

No, but I was taken advantage of, being very socially naive and all.

>>193598

Don't worry, we're all anon here so you wont know when I'm posting.

>>193607

>Wow, you sure showed me.

>And here I thought all normalfags were living in golden palaces.

I'm not a normalfag and you do make it sound like anyone who has a gf is living a life in a golden palace of perfection.

>Exactly. Now fuck off or kill yourself.

I already proved I'm a robot, and there's no official definition stating you can't have a gf.

>The fact that you say retarded shit like this is even more proof of your normalfaggotry.

Not an argument. Why do you think you can't get a gf?


 No.193640

File: d462294f69387b5⋯.jpg (28.66 KB, 640x477, 640:477, d462294f69387b5a7a1605a8e3….jpg)

>>193638

>Don't worry, we're all anon here so you wont know when I'm posting.

You'll rear your ugly normalfag head again, they always do, and it's not like you can fit in so we'll know.


 No.193647

>if you breathe you're a normalfag

Get out lifefags!


 No.193648

>>193640

Been posting on chans long before you, kid.


 No.193651

File: adac4aab0fcde48⋯.jpg (179.8 KB, 573x729, 191:243, tism tism, covered in jizz….jpg)

>>193648

>kid

What is this post, anon? Are you going to ask for my address next? Are you gonna' come beat me up?


 No.193652

>>193651

hurrhurr


 No.193671

>>193638

>I'm not a normalfag

You keep saying that.

But you are a non-virgin, gf-having normalfag.

You can't complain about not having friends and having a girlfriend at the same time. Not just because getting a girlfriend is much more difficult than getting regular friends but also because a girlfriend is basically a friend.

>I already proved I'm a robot

You proved the exact opposite. If you can get a girlfriend you can get a regular life.

>there's no official definition stating you can't have a gf.

Not just a normalfag but a newfag as well.

There are no official rules for any board culture.

/pol/ doesn't have a rule that it's a right-winged, ethno nationalist board but everyone knows that it is.


 No.193690

>>193652

>Being reduced to onomatopoeia

As the other poster said, that's pretty fucking salty.


 No.193698

>>191871

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

Cyborgs are a thing. Not all of us social retards are fortunate enough to live off disabilitybux and/or mommy's tendies.


 No.193770

>>193671

I haven't had a friend in years and have been friendless most of my life, I just got lucky with the gf thing and met a fellow autist like myself.

>You proved the exact opposite. If you can get a girlfriend you can get a regular life.

Wrong, I already proved I'm more robot than you, see >>193585

And by the fact I'm Autistic, that automatically excludes me from a normal life, not even mentioning my shitty upbringing.

>Not just a normalfag but a newfag as well.

Been posting on chans since 07, try again kid.

>/pol/ doesn't have a rule that it's a right-winged, ethno nationalist board but everyone knows that it is.

I'm not an right-winger yet I still post there anyway, funny how that works!

>>193690

His post wasn't worth responding to properly.

>>193698

Exactly, cyborgs ARE a thing and it's very easy to go back and forth between being a borg and a robot.

see >>193585


 No.193802

>>193698

>Cyborgs are a thing. Not all of us social retards

But that is one of the key elements to being a robot anon.


 No.193804

File: 1f63d71939cf012⋯.png (73.2 KB, 353x321, 353:321, 1f63d71939cf012c792a8b956f….png)

>>193770

I've never really taken the whole 'reddit-spacing' meme too serious, but what even is this shit? It's an eyesore, and painful to read.


 No.193808

>>193804

Personally, I'm glad this faggot never adapted to our ways, because now I know who he is in every thread. After all, nobody else on this entire site is retarded enough to type like that.


 No.193809

I have a robot friend that's so close to me that we've started to flirt.

It's not gay though, he has that trap aesthetic because I can only eat once a day if at all.

Am I still a robot?


 No.193810

>>193809

>he has that trap aesthetic because I can only eat once a day if at all.

Fucking what?


 No.193812

>>193810

I mean, he can only eat once a day.

He's poor as fuck and he's so used to living with little food that he'd rather keep his electricity bill paid (by his parents).


 No.193910

>>191871

>>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

Excuse me, faggot, but this isn't >>>/v9k/. If you want to whine about being a virgin faggot, who thinks all your degenerate problems just disappear because you put your weener into a moist love hole then you need to be euthanized immediately for this fallacious degeneracy.


 No.193941

>>193804

Nice meme, you double digit IQ sub human /pol/cancer kiddy. I've been posting here for a long time and you never knew and I will continue posting here and there's not a single thing you can do about it :^) in fact, one of my threads is quite lively.

>>193808

Been posting on chans long before you, kiddo.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.193969

>>193770

>Autistic, that automatically excludes me from a normal life

No it doesn't, half the fucking world is diagnosed with some sort of autism and even more are on pills.

That doesn't make them robots, crippling anxiety, loneliness and being unwanted make someone a robot.

The fact you lost your virginity at a normal age and the fact you have had and currently have a girlfriend all mean you can't be lonely or unwanted and your anxiety can't be that bad.

>doesn't know board cultures

>I've been posting since '07

Pick one.


 No.193981

>>193941

>mentioning /pol/ out of nowhere

>kiddy/kiddo

>I'm the real oldfag

>I'm the real robot despite being a failed normalfag

>:^)

Absolutely disgusting.


 No.194052

File: 809357136f3bd1c⋯.jpg (346.35 KB, 900x627, 300:209, 809357136f3bd1c59924d82e0b….jpg)

File: a05c6265debee03⋯.jpg (176.49 KB, 1663x1247, 1663:1247, 1444355455932.jpg)

>>193910

>Excuse me, faggot, but this isn't >>>/v9k/.

Lurk moar retard /r9k/ and /v9k/ are pretty much the same they are both robot boards now ifyou have ever had any kind of sex you dont belong here so get the fuck out faggot go back to 4/r9k/ where all the normals are talking about fucking 20 women a day.


 No.194054

File: dc01f17ccacd9b9⋯.png (6.89 KB, 528x64, 33:4, Screenshot (27).png)

File: 806ff6f96347cc3⋯.gif (2.51 MB, 500x500, 1:1, popcorn.gif)

>>193941

BO isn't dead after all.


 No.194077

>>194052

You know, you can let go of all your frustrations if you pay a hooker and learn that sex ain't anything special.


 No.194078

File: 9fa856ec2c4d93a⋯.jpg (35.03 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1431316637150.jpg)

>>194077

>You know, you can let go of all your frustrations if you pay a hooker and learn that sex ain't anything special.

I dont care dont bother your advice is shit stupid normal scum now get the fuck out also i dare you to tell that to pic related.


 No.194133

File: 5c40f95cb6bcb7c⋯.png (12.96 KB, 640x712, 80:89, I'm a smug fuck.png)

>>194078

Uhhm, the Supreme Gentleman is dead. Anyways, spread your pseudo-elitist and discriminatory views somewhere else. On plebbit or 9fag you'd even get instant gratification in form of the upvotes you desperately seek.

You are just arrested in development and you know it.


 No.194180

File: 910a2dac0986ff1⋯.png (770.52 KB, 770x732, 385:366, Elliot Rodger god.png)

>>194133

>Uhhm, the Supreme Gentleman is dead.

Nope Elliot is a god he is immortal

>Go back to leddit i disagree with you

Kek whatever normal cuck now please fuck off get out and stop shitting up my beta male board.


 No.194188

File: b85ce762d8bd8ef⋯.png (41 KB, 293x270, 293:270, smug fuck.png)

>>194180

>now please fuck off get out and stop shitting up my beta male board

Make me, bitch.




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