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File: e6ad1f195399b75⋯.png (278.36 KB, 649x549, 649:549, MyBody2017.png)

 No.192592

Help me out robots,

I've been working on myself mentally, physically, spiritually, and socially and still can't seem to find solace in finding a girl to spend time with me. And no I'm not going to fucking masturbate, fucking waste of time.

My dilemma is that I'm into strange interests like 3D design and boxing, I love the feel of a good run, I push myself to the limit and love the freedom of the outside world..but I find people just fucking horrible, a lot of them are hard to talk to and forget what you say to them 2 seconds after you mention it. If you're talking about a really cool animation for example, they just fucking go back to playing angry birds or some shit. Fuck man, it's a curse with having obscure interests.

I posted a picture of my body here. I need your opinions. Do I have a chance at finding someone?

Thanks in advance.

 No.192602

>>192592

>And no I'm not going to fucking masturbate,

I don't know if I can say the same after seeing that pic. Man, I want to touch you, I really like your shoulders, my right shoulder is fucked, it annoys the shit out of me every time I move it. click. click. click. click. click. click.

>is that I'm into strange interests like 3D design and boxing, I love the feel of a good run, I push myself to the limit and love the freedom of the outside world.

How the fuck is any of that strange?

>a lot of them are hard to talk to and forget what you say to them 2 seconds after you mention it.

Those are NPC, ignore them.

>I posted a picture of my body here. I need your opinions. Do I have a chance at finding someone?

You didn't timestamp it though. But yes, that body is more than good enough already. What about your face and clothes?

t. KV skeleton


 No.192605

Nice bait.

If this is true however your body is more than adequate for the typical roastie or cumslut out there. Low body fat is the only thing that matters with sexual selection besides penis size so if you're looking only for optimal pairing with a fertile whore you're in luck. Of course for achieving a pairing with a high IQ and physically fit whore, you'll be required to have a degree from a Uni as well as an IQ test certificate assuring your mate that your IQ is over 115.

Good luck.


 No.192659

>>192602

same, I want to hug him

I am not gay, I wouldn't go any further than that, but I want to hug him in a bro way.


 No.192664

My fellow unit of individuality, I would like to inform that your obscure interests coupled with the fact that you even notive the short attention span of normalfags are proof that you need to stop viewing yourself as a normal, if you didn't already, and accept the fact that you are a cyborg. Neither robots nor normalfags will accept you for this, so you should re-calibrate yourself with that in mind.

As to your actual question, yes you have a chance. I could never be interested in a biofemale but you seem keen on them, so I will tell you to channel your normie side and get to understanding that you will have to reserve your intellectual pursuits from the conversation. You run, normalfags can comprehend that so start there. Hit up on cardio bitches is what I'm saying.


 No.192667

>>192664

Hello my kindred spirit.

The passage " I could never be interested in a biofemale" made me perk up with a glimmer of excitment.

Would you be interested in sharing your location with me for the purpose of figuring out if us becoming pen pals, who have a realistic option of meeting up with one another in the future is a good idea?

Should that moment arrive where we are finally able to share the first physical signs of affection, I promise that my strict regiment of nofap will allow me to pump your ass full of my seed.

That is all my fellow robot.


 No.192668

>>192667

Were I interested in bottoming, I'd take you up on your generous offer. But, in actuality I would be the one doing the pumping.


 No.192669

>>192668

I am hairy like a satyr, only with lighter hair from the waist down. That means I get to be Top.

Don't worry, you'll learn to enjoy it after a while. I heard that prostate orgasms are pretty intense.


 No.192675

>>192669

>I'm hairy like a satyr

Woah, me too my dude. I prefer smooth, hairless pretty boys though.


 No.192677

>>192675

> I prefer smooth, hairless pretty boys though.

Yeah, but sometimes I feel a bit perverted for not minding and even linking a butt with a bit of hair.

Rather than some fucking some cuteboy slut, it feels like I am overpowering one of my peers and that kinda turns me on.


 No.192745

>>192605

I promise you this is not bait what so ever. Please tell me you understand that. And thanks for all the advice. Actually really helped.


 No.192746

Hey, OP here. This is 100% certified my body. I swear on it. Sorry for no time stamp.

I really appreciate you guys helping me out. A lot of this was useful advice. Thanks for being alive you guys.


 No.192753

find an athlete. They have probs with normality too.


 No.192802

>strange interests like […] boxing,

What, as in you like putting things into boxes?


 No.192818

boxing bad for brain


 No.192821

>>192802

yeah MAYBE

no just martial arts


 No.192910

>>192753

>find an athlete. They have probs with normality too

Bullshit. Athletes are at the top of the social hierarchy. Maybe they're more likely to suffer from depression due to the stress of competition at that level but most aren't introspective and validate their existence by the reflection of the other. A 'geeky' girl seeking the validation of the nerd group would be optimal for OP as he could command the nerd group while existing at the periphery. The geeky girl would be fucking OP but the actual nerds would respect/resent OP leading to them submitting to him. That's probably your best bet at finding your place in society since this anon is right >>192664

> Neither robots nor normalfags will accept you for this, so you should re-calibrate yourself with that in mind.

Think of a more spergy version of Moulder from X Files.


 No.192917

File: 43c74d0eac5713e⋯.png (5.93 KB, 288x216, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>192821

>box

>martial art

AAAAAAYYYYY LMAAO


 No.193017

>>192910

>>192664

>Moulder

I'm a person that exists between worlds..damn.

Or does that mean that I can join either side?

I love to play some vidya you know, fucking program, talk on here with fellow robots, people. Normals don' do anything interesting, indoctrinated to just talk about men in tights or game winnings. They gamble too, it's suicidal. They have hyper pleasure.. I don't like hyper pleasure.

Fucking.. damn.. dude… I guess I am a cyborg


 No.193021

>>192592

Go swimming and show off your body in the pool. Flirt with any woman who is nice to you. When you find a girl attractive and she is nice to you ask her out.


 No.193029

How do I get jacked like you anon? I'm a little muscly but you're just on another level.


 No.193035

>>193029

> op

> jacked

It's at best two years of natty lifting on a bulk followed by a partial cut. Not bad mind you, but it's not jacked.


 No.193065

>>193035

then why do I want to be his friend?


 No.193066

>a lot of them are hard to talk to and forget what you say to them 2 seconds after you mention it.

What's with that?

>remember that thing I told you last week?

>what thing?

Are normalfags just unbelievably rude, or do they all have memories like a sieve?


 No.193067

>>193066

I noticed that as well. I remember things other people don't.

I wonder if that is because not much is happening in my life and the life of normies is super exciting or if my memory is just better.




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