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File: e18fc2477dc6dd5⋯.png (394.8 KB, 628x519, 628:519, 1492719742899.png)

 No.200875

c'mon robots why don't you guys all have long hair? it's not because of what other people think is it?

 No.200879

Maybe it's because I'm bald you insensitive cunt.


 No.200884

>>200879.

Also, only teens have long hair.

/thread


 No.200886

I've had long hair for like 8 years, but lately i've been thinking to get a haircut. I don't know.


 No.200887

had long hair in my teens and 20-22ish

then i gained like 30 pounds in one year and got fat and shaved it all off because fat people with long hair is gross

i had planned to lose the weight when i got skinny again and grow back my hair but 10 years went by and im still fat and now balding

so thats not going to happen

i luved my long hair too

*sniff*


 No.200892

I did before I cut it.


 No.200895

I cut it about a month ago after letting it grow for four years. I'm probably going to have to get a job soon, and my hobo tier hair would have made that much harder than it needs to be.


 No.200907

>>200875

You look like ultimate twink material. Post nudes


 No.200923

File: 35a80be6cf5082e⋯.jpg (56.51 KB, 600x609, 200:203, tunnel_snakes_rule.jpg)

I've had really long hair since teenage years. Kinda got tired of them now though, and lately been regularly cutting them to somewhat acceptable lenght so that they're easier to maintain.

For some time I've been thinking of cutting them down completely. I'll propably wait for them to grow long enough and sign up as a hair donor, so I get a free haircut.

The problem is that if I cut get rid of my long golden locks, I'd be doomed to worry about conventional hairstyles just like all normalfags. I wish I could have a greaser hair, but I know nowadays it would look fucking ridiculous.


 No.200924

Bitch hair OP.


 No.202468

I like having long hair, it's the only thing a woman has ever complemented me on


 No.202528

File: 578c1c5e1f528ce⋯.jpg (238.41 KB, 309x469, 309:469, hairspiration.jpg)

>>200875

I'm not posting a picture of myself but I've been growing my hair out for 22 months from a buzzcut. I plan to grow it out another year and then just maintain nipple-to-collarbone length. I want longhair but I don't wanna turn into rapunzel.

>>200884

I'm in my 20s

>>200886

If you do cut it I'd suggest trying multiple hairstyles before hacking it all off. Also I still found a job while my hair was in the worst of it's awkward-phase and couldn't be tied back.


 No.202534

>not having a buzzcut

Are you even trying?


 No.202536

>>202534

Having long overgrown hair is the definition of not trying. Also buzzcuts universally look bad on the majority of men and women whores.


 No.202541

File: acf149e82905cc2⋯.jpg (68.4 KB, 477x480, 159:160, 097441879317f1a1d6588ceb25….jpg)

>really want long hair

>Have hair to brows, reaches nose if I pull it down

>have rebel as shit hair

>some pieces will curl, while others will be straight but point anywhere and not stay in a single lock

>Dry as shit so it looks terrible if I try to comb it

>Thinking of straightening it but too worried about everyone making fun of me and it will probably look very unnatural.

>Also don't know which treatment to get or what to even do

>Currently it looks terrible anyways

It doesn't even have to be straight. I'd be very happy with kind of pic related.

I'd like to keep it at least mildly natural looking. I don't know what to do.

Any robot can give me some hair advice?


 No.202544

>>202536

>Having long overgrown hair is the definition of not trying.

Unless you have dreads, long hair require a shitton more attention than just buzzing your hair off once a week.


 No.202547

I'm underweight and eat a shit diet so my hair is very low quality. It's basically stiff and dry and doesn't want to cooperate, if I grow my hair out long it just pokes my eyes and annoys me constantly.


 No.202564

>>202544

Brushing it into a ponytail or bun isn't hard and it keeps it from turning into a tangled mess if you're going to be outside in the wind or something. Other than that just use hair conditioner.It's only high maintenance if you're one of those people who feels the need to blow-dry and style their hair everyday.


 No.202597

make the tao bai bai haircut


 No.202609

File: e59aa6a51d6d5bd⋯.png (935.97 KB, 1512x2943, 56:109, 753254372.png)

>>200875

datamine thread!!

>How Normalfag are you?

>tries to discourage suicidal anons from killing themselves

>have job

>have some friends

>But on the flip side I'm a serious degenerate

https://archive.is/jx7L5

>Is this you?

https://archive.is/W4o51

https://8ch.net/b/res/6889295.html

>what websites do you frequent?

https://archive.is/Mvaxd

>Anyone have any experience with escorts?

https://archive.is/NyfOH

>So what is making headlines in the lameass city where you live, /b/?

https://8ch.net/b/res/7004467.html

https://archive.is/RXmCH

>How many are homeless fags here?

https://archive.is/ySFbh

>Oldest roamer on /b/?

>Been pretty curious who the eldest person scanning this thread could be, post your age.

https://archive.is/uxpXY

https://8ch.net/b/res/6901401.html

>what will you be remembered by?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6583923.html

https://archive.is/IBzYb

>If you could go back and time and tell your 16 year old self something, what would you say to them?

https://archive.is/b3TXY

https://8ch.net/b/res/6894492.html

>What is/was your favorite subject in school?

https://archive.is/WpsLV

>Have you ever given up on something that you were so confident in?

>What was it?

https://archive.is/TNO5F

>Roll Call

>Alright, I need to know exactly how many people are on this board at this very moment. Please only post once to confirm that you are here. Absolutely no samefagging.

https://archive.is/JDx9o

>what is your full first name and the first letter of your last name?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6615067.html

https://archive.is/8SCej

>Rate my air conditioner.

>Post yours too for others to rate

https://archive.is/D80so

>What's your race and body measurements, and would you ever consider becoming a sissy? If yes what kind of person would you like to be dominated by?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6644700.html

https://archive.is/qZglw


 No.202610

>what did you dream about last night

https://8ch.net/b/res/6600926.html

https://archive.is/hVAx8

>inb4 "it's just a dream"

it may reveal something about you. to the spooks and shitheads, that's data.

>what's the biggest secret you have

https://8ch.net/b/res/6598737.html

https://archive.is/iYfyP

>post your secrets that you can only tell /b/

https://8ch.net/b/res/6631522.html

https://archive.is/cE3Gw

>Shameful and Embarrassing Things You've Done

>ITT: We share the most shameful and embarrassing things we've done

https://archive.is/c15cD

>any perverted anons here?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6602858.html

https://archive.is/zXyOh

>perverts report in!

https://8ch.net/b/res/6606941.html

https://archive.is/bmTpC

>Honest question: Do (You) watch porn?

>And if so, why?

this one is hilarious because loads of anons instantly recognize the shill

https://8ch.net/b/res/6901825.html

https://archive.is/DKqHM

>How do you masturbate?

>What do you masturbate to?

>How long do you normally do it for?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6979255.html

https://archive.is/n3qjF

(((entrapment thread)))

>ITT: Weirdest places you jerked off

https://archive.is/5gcKq

>if you worked at g///////// what would you remove from the search results

https://8ch.net/b/res/6700560.html

https://archive.is/PZZuT

>INTP here. What about you guys?

https://archive.is/crYxp

https://8ch.net/liberty/res/42017.html

>what ideology is /b/

https://archive.is/WlAAX

>what is your gender identity?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6584970.html

https://archive.is/Xvzcf

>I will be doing tarot readings this weekend.

>If you want a reading post info about yourself

>but I definitely need gender as the interpretations can change depending on gender

https://archive.is/iPm2N

https://8ch.net/b/res/6868406.html

>Why does everyone hate Tumblr?

https://archive.is/HL0kV

>How autistic are you anon?

>Link: http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

>Post results.

https://8ch.net/b/res/6656698.html

https://archive.is/RauBq

>How does /b/ deal with depression?

https://archive.is/vHg4A

(((entrapment thread)))

>drugs thread

>what do you take for fun?

>what do you take to cope with being a NEET failure in life?

>what do you take to improve socialising skills?

>Am I missing anything?

https://archive.is/tgYKm

https://8ch.net/b/res/6901606.html

(((entrapment thread)))

>A friend of mine told me of this elderly woman who has a doctor's practice just a few municipalities away. She's rumored to not giving a single shit, and to give out prescriptions like candy.

>I'll be seeing more of her again. Which benzodiazepine is your favorite? What should I ask for next time?

https://archive.is/ZKHl9

(((entrapment thread)))

>A friend of mine told me of this elderly woman who has a doctor's practice just a few municipalities away. She's rumored to not giving a single shit, and to give out prescriptions like candy.

>I'll be seeing more of her again. Which benzodiazepine is your favorite? What should I ask for next time?

https://archive.is/x12Vp


 No.202611

now they are switching tactics and resorting to suggesting taking sleeping pills and alchohol. very dangerous!

>So last night I took these sleeping pills and mixed it with some whisky, pretty classic time

https://archive.is/2GIOX

https://8ch.net/b/res/6860305.html

>What makes you angry /b/?

>have you ever had any mental problem

>have you ever received any psychological/psychiatric diagnosis?

https://archive.is/oaNk3

https://8ch.net/liberty/res/51436.html

>psychopaths, do you know any? are you one?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6605996.html

https://archive.is/A0dOY

they are also resorting to pathetically asking people what makes them uncomfortable so that they can learn their fears and use them against them later.

>images that make you uncomfortable

https://archive.is/kns18

(((entrapment thread)))

>What's this image make you think about?

>Does it upset you guys?

>Does it make you want to hurt someone?

>Personally I think the girl in the image should die.

>She should be flayed alive and called a whore.

https://8ch.net/b/res/6700727.html

https://archive.is/TcVop

(((entrapment thread)))

>Have you ever told someone to their face to kill themselves?

https://archive.is/P25U2

https://8ch.net/b/res/7007204.html

(((entrapment thread)))

>Suicide Pact

>Would you ever engage in a suicide pact with random strangers?

>Would you be fine if those strangers were normalfags?

https://archive.is/VePjg

https://8ch.net/b/res/6901661.html

(((entrapment thread)))

>3 things you wanna do before death

>GO

https://8ch.net/b/res/6988642.html

https://archive.is/Cblet


 No.202612

>how much money is in your bank account

https://8ch.net/b/res/6582726.html

https://archive.is/gSVxr

(((entrapment thread)))

>Have you ever thought about robbing a bank /b/?

>And If so, how would you do it?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6617682.html

https://archive.is/hhJkg

>what is your favourite weapon anon?

>t. absolutely not CIA

https://archive.is/dSE1K

https://8ch.net/liberty/res/52019.html

(((entrapment thread)))

>send threatening / harassing e mails 2 **** thanks

https://8ch.net/b/res/6993534.html

https://archive.is/sEHtR

(((entrapment thread)))

>Hey guys, I have a disagreement with some faggot these days and I would like to kick his face

https://archive.is/0ElPF

(((entrapment thread)))

>Sup. I'm going to shoplift again tomorrow. Stay tuned, because this is going to be one big ass haul.

>I will steal one item per request, dubs get to decide which.

>The store I'll be hitting is a supermarket.

this one is very interesting so make sure to read near the end of the thread

https://archive.is/hnXNG

(((entrapment thread)))

>Outrunning the Cops

>Does anyone here have experience outrunning the police at high speed on the highway?

https://archive.is/0Cojr

https://8ch.net/b/res/6893185.html

>Is crime a better reproductive strategy?

>Clearly this strategy is working, because they're having more kids.

>So why shouldn't one become a criminal? It seems like the best way to pass your genes on to be honest.

https://archive.is/KbG2b

>Crime is obviously the best life, isn't it?

>get to do whatever you want

>live by nobody's rules

>chicks dig it

>literally do whatever the fuck you like

>the taxpayer is literally cucked into paying for people to chase you

>prisons are basically run by the prisoners these days

>Literally there's no reason not to do it, unless you don't have the balls

https://archive.is/pDKyr

(((entrapment thread)))

>You can send one T-800 back in time to assassinate any important figure in history (if they existed) who do you choose?

https://8ch.net/b/res/7018700.html

https://archive.is/zGMKF

(((entrapment thread)))

>Who would you kill?

https://archive.is/A61F4

(((entrapment thread)))

>You are now allowed to kill exactly 100 people.

>This pardon is granted to you by every major and minor government of the world. However, they cannot be black or asian.

>Who will you murder? An anon on this board? Your brother? An ex girlfriend? A boss? A guy who disrespected your friend?

>Tell us /b/

https://archive.is/6m61m

(((entrapment thread)))

>what do you think about jews?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6550954.html

https://archive.is/vMULv


 No.202613

(((entrapment thread)))

>lets assume that child banging and grooming would be legalized. just like homo was banned years ago but now is totally legal.

>so if child sexing was legal, what kind of child would you choose? what age and what looks, personality?

>and what would you do with it?

>how would you pick up a child or 13year old?

>and what would you do with the children?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6660907.html

https://archive.is/v0xjc

(((entrapment thread)))

>"would you possibly pick the underage girl?"

https://8ch.net/b/res/6613356.html

https://archive.is/46Vls

(((entrapment thread)))

https://8ch.net/b/res/6662869.html

fuck marry kill

https://archive.is/9WoNU

(((entrapment thread)))

fuck marry kill

https://archive.is/A86GY

(((entrapment thread)))

>fuck marry kill

they want data on people admitting (doesn't matter if it's a joke) to murder so it can be used against them later. and care or not, these threads are used as bad pr against 8chan presented to idiotic normies. not that it matters what normies think.

https://archive.is/PxgkD

https://archive.is/oRgUA


 No.202614

DO NOT LET DATA MINERS MINE YOUR DATA


 No.202635

Is your hair auburn OP? It is very pretty.


 No.202677

>>202614

This is kinda a retarded thing to data mine. Also I'm behind 7 proxies.


 No.202699

>>202541

>Dry as shit so it looks terrible if I try to comb it

Try not using shampoo for a while, I'm serious. That shit fucks up my hair really bad, when I do use it I get dry jew curls but when I don't I get wavy to straight hair that's easy to mantain and I don't even need a comb.

I wonder what kind of ingredients they put in that shit for it to fuck up my hair so badly.


 No.202717

>>202564

Still, a buzzcut is much comfier.

You can literally give zero fucks to your hair.


 No.202742

I look like a wildman.


 No.202749

>>200875

I used to but I cut it this summer. Too shitty and way too much of a hassle to take care of it. I'm even considering shaving my head now




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