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/kemono/ - A match made in heaven

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File: 7465140b6c9da47⋯.jpg (174.07 KB, 759x800, 759:800, man-of-steel-movie-screenc….jpg)

 No.226625

pls don't bully

>1:40 PM

>Can't sleep, play PUBG.

>play squad and get put in team with a russkie, some britbong and a gook.

>play on that map that is supposed to be some russian/ukrainian island.

>britbong wants to jump out at the place where the most people will land.

>which is the other island with the military airport.

>nope not with me, jump out somewhere far outside the map to avoid to much people.

>wander around to find stuff.

>hear some gook voice.

>start to make fun of the gook by imitating chinese.

>imagine this MDE video where Sam pretends to speak chinese in his car "ho ho".

>turn out it's actually a girl and I was to retarded to figure that out by her voice.

>tell her "my dear, we speak english here".

>plane comes drops the red blue crate with the smoke and the special weapons & stuff right in front of me.

>open it and get a ghillie suit, that lvl.3 russian spec-ops helmet, OZ-14 Groza with a lot of ammo and a adrenalin syringe.

>keep wandering around until only 24 people are on the map.

>plane drops next crate, people rush immediately there.

>right in my trap.

>kill a whole squad.

>britbong and russkie died and chinese girls is the only one left.

>start talking to her again after a while.

>hear her voice now speak english.

>she sounds like that hologram chick from Blade Runner 2049

>the most beautiful voice I've heard in a long time.

>immediately fall for her voice.

>we kill some enemies.

>ask her if she can see me on the ground, which she replies with no.

>she tells me "I was quite worried about you when you went out there on your own and I wouldn't be able to help you."

>for the first time I felt very close to that voice and the person behind it.

>usually ignore girls and call them disgusting roasties.

>but somehow that voice was different.

>try to play it cool by telling her "yeah, don't you worry about me, I'm very good at this."

>we kill some enemies and now there are only eight people on the map and the circle is very close.

>I shot one in the head and got optimistic and stood up to run towards his mate.

>that was a stupid idea, because if you aren't on the ground crouching the ghillie suit becomes useless since they can see your movement.

>get shot and loose health immediately.

>she tells me to get immediately behind the tree to get cover and she will heal me.

>get shot while moving and die besides her.

>Tell her that this was it to take my stuff and be careful.

>she chuckles and says she will avenge me.

>tell her "Bye, I love you" and immediately disconnect.

>sitting here now and feeling like a lonely mess.

Why does this have to happen to me. Despite her voice she was probably some fat chinese girl playing in a internet cafe with fat sweaty dudes next to her, but yet still I felt so attached to a video game avatar. What the fuck is wrong with me. I'm feeling so miserable I could cry. Suddenly I feel guilty because I ordered a fleshlight and wish I'd have spent the money on a haircut and would talk to some girl in reality to feel the same warmth in a voice. Why can't this happen to me in real life. Why do I feel so sad about some thot and why am I so emotional weak, help me robots, tell me I'm going to make it or to kill me.

 No.226639

File: 1bcdb4edf94c7b3⋯.jpg (79.81 KB, 664x561, 664:561, 1bcdb4edf94c7b3dac747132ff….jpg)

>PUBG

Kill yourself, why are you playing trash for chinks? Get some fucking taste.


 No.226675

File: 32ef71d09e47c59⋯.jpeg (98.8 KB, 817x857, 817:857, 32ef71d09e47c591f02b446e2….jpeg)

>>226639

>that fucking pic


 No.226749

>>226625

go away, 4chong fag


 No.226754

>>226625

>be me

>have the social skills of a potato

>can't even talk in online games

>always have pretend conversations with people in my head but I'm silent irl

>will often write out posts on 8ch and never post them

When I was young I'd sometimes get infatuated over little things about a gil, but If you're as far gone as I am then the best advice I could give you is to completely disregard all encounters with females and avoid unnecessary interaction. It's not healthy to dwell on "what if I had done this" and "what if I had done that" when the girl couldn't give two shits about you. Thinking you had a chance at winning a girl over is toxic. Acknowledging that you'll never be accepted by girls is easier. If you can convince yourself that a 'chance' never existed in the first place you then won't feel as lonely since loneliness is amplified when you feel like you've missed out on an opportunity.


 No.226841

there are people who met each other through wow or similar online games. Sometimes between different continents as well. A relative of mine is one of them and his gf is golden

50% of everything in life is luck. The other 50% is faith


 No.226846

Don't get hung up over 3DPD, it'll only hurt you.


 No.226852

>PUBG

>>>/4chan/

Know your place, subhuman


 No.226855

>play PUBG

Kill yourself Chink.


 No.226856

>>226625

>>tell her "Bye, I love you" and immediately disconnect.

Holy shit. I've heard of dropping your spaghetti but I think you might've dropped the entire country of Italy with that one.


 No.226865

>>226625

Yes, average pubg player right here


 No.226912

File: a1ffe8d2e54d718⋯.png (171.9 KB, 1500x900, 5:3, 808bfeb.png)

>>226865

>>226855

>>226852

>>226675

>>226639

>Hello I'm a /v/eogaffer and I don't like a game, not because it's bad, but because a lot of people play & like it and me admitting to like it would imply that I like mainstream things, which doesn't look cool on me because I only like niche games most people don't know.

- you guys.

>>226754

>>226841

I know I'm a mess, but I should have asked her for her steam, skype or discord.

>>226846

hence the thread.


 No.226913

>>226856

That makes it even worse.


 No.226926

>>226912

>everyone else is wrong and I'm right

Keep sucking chink dick, dont let us stop you


 No.226929

>>226912

>/v/ doesn't like an abhorrent DayZ shitty clone with repetitive stale gameplay and atrocious mechanics only because it's popular heh

>>>/reddit/

Go there and stay there, faggot


 No.227008

File: 52bb8152045260a⋯.jpg (53.74 KB, 728x546, 4:3, nigger fails to correctly ….jpg)

>>226912

>not because it's bad

>im-fucking-plying


 No.227122

Holy shit, so much wrong with this, wtf.

>I hate roasties

>except i dont xd #NAWALT

>talk to girl

>disconect without asking for discord or steam

You said no bully so ill end my post here


 No.227124

File: d9aa70d9eda378a⋯.png (71.94 KB, 279x270, 31:30, 74e8d42a6b9d964d7db05df1d5….png)

>>226912

>having skype or discord installed

please never reply to me again


 No.227144

File: abef4d9c9c81e0c⋯.jpg (132.24 KB, 600x654, 100:109, 1507849723819.jpg)

why would you play unoptimised streamer bait like pubg. you should've known better.

>>226912

pic related


 No.227410

>>226912

>I don't like a game, not because it's bad

It's terrible




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