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File: 099aaec9905ef2d⋯.png (984.33 KB, 1100x1192, 275:298, nolove.png)

 No.277603

Last thread hit bump limit, post your Waifu, talk about her, respect other robros Waifus unless it's 3DPD.

 No.277604

File: c818050792e564a⋯.jpg (300.81 KB, 800x1179, 800:1179, RCO002_1469307629.jpg)

File: 926141be22f6d95⋯.jpg (260.38 KB, 1000x1503, 1000:1503, RCO011_1469399136.JPG)

Reposting mine because I was too late to trigger you weebs in the last waifu thread. The comic is mediocre but the girl a qt. All other female spider-people pale in comparison to the original.


 No.277605

File: bff87153bb5e067⋯.jpg (115.79 KB, 540x1000, 27:50, steampunktoko.jpg)

File: aaac746da4046c6⋯.jpg (51.6 KB, 1136x704, 71:44, 14284899_2107422436148855_….jpg)

File: ff1cddbf28f29a6⋯.jpg (87.3 KB, 788x788, 1:1, bustyaftoko.jpg)

File: bdb0203dd5a6db6⋯.jpg (111.28 KB, 843x843, 1:1, artsytoko.jpg)

The Major pretty much has my eternal devotion.


 No.277609

>>277604

Maybe if your waifu didn't look like a man she'd be acceptable.


 No.277610

File: ec3c2b82c2dee44⋯.png (180.1 KB, 270x304, 135:152, Jubilee.png)

>>277604

jubilee was my waifu back in the day


 No.277611

File: a853a9e8cd61767⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 1600x2048, 25:32, 1533493942518.jpg)

File: 19ae2c50b7984c0⋯.jpg (1.4 MB, 1061x1500, 1061:1500, Kazuno.Leah.full.2239777.jpg)

File: 9f6eec3935eaf67⋯.jpg (65.98 KB, 542x990, 271:495, 7306a940673f096d98e3dc52d3….jpg)

File: 22f0da37a31031a⋯.png (50.96 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1533493632060.png)

I can relate to her so much, and I love her unconditionally.


 No.277655

>>277611

I haven't seen this waifu before. Please tell me what you love about her anon


 No.277710

File: 832a7660d6f3ebd⋯.png (33.06 KB, 256x256, 1:1, chris hansen.png)

>>277655

her age


 No.277735

File: 4335c884793e69a⋯.jpg (69.56 KB, 585x585, 1:1, 1533494430334.jpg)

File: 0bae6e95ec1312e⋯.jpg (39.32 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1532931262804.jpg)

File: 44dd0e0829fc2f4⋯.jpg (93.34 KB, 542x720, 271:360, 1532587161244.jpg)

File: 6a4cbbca87890f6⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1533494278381.png)

>>277655

Her name is Leah Kazuno. She is very shy and uncomfortable with people, but has strong emotions for the things she cares about, like me.


 No.277736

File: 587bf97d2b39bef⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 35.png)

File: 527356e2d69c445⋯.png (379.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 99.png)

File: c1d5877ca0adc29⋯.png (394.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 98.png)

File: 26e896ca681c5bc⋯.png (173.59 KB, 900x988, 225:247, 1418336050047.png)

File: 13aa3018fb4028a⋯.png (320.94 KB, 993x559, 993:559, Twilight_tasting_apple_fri….png)

I love her so much. I cuddle her every day while falling asleep and for a while after waking up. I also try to have conversations with her and explain how much I love her.


 No.277738

File: 1dce0eeadefb391⋯.png (225.27 KB, 694x890, 347:445, ec969931f8bee3b4cba5fa1386….png)

File: 33a92393187a8a7⋯.jpg (175.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 845fc057002637d17c78407336….jpg)

File: 4953e08c418043d⋯.jpg (563.11 KB, 1779x1000, 1779:1000, 1335417420039.jpg)

Now that the shitshow over this series has settled down, I guess it doesn't hurt to post about her. Even before she became the flavor of the month for a short while, I always liked her. When the series was at its peak a lot of people became obsessed with her and defiled her with their sick fetishes which in turn made other people despise her and talk shit about her. But a true robot does not select his waifu based on the opinion of others just as a true robot does not abandon his waifu when the next flavor of the month comes along.


 No.277750

File: 1bba850a22c7ff7⋯.jpg (72.62 KB, 950x534, 475:267, 3d.jpg)

>>277605

Was the 3d version any good?


 No.277752

>>277750

Meant to spoiler the image, not sage my bad.


 No.277756

File: 9258ce2bdb46e92⋯.gif (1000.21 KB, 500x560, 25:28, 596bf44d579ae153be79357aa7….gif)

She's perfect.


 No.277757

>>277750

>white 3dpd

Could've at least gotten a Japanese qt


 No.277758

File: 2b1f28ccaed08da⋯.gif (983.79 KB, 894x1000, 447:500, oh_goody____animated_by_at….gif)

>>277736

>I also try to have conversations with her and explain how much I love her.

Sharing is caring, anon.


 No.277761

>>277736

I will never understand how one can love a horse from a children's cartoon but more power to you anon for figuring that out


 No.277815

>>277738

What does her sweat smell like?


 No.277839

File: 766a577ff464ac7⋯.png (20.46 KB, 440x430, 44:43, 1481604487778.png)

>>277750

She was so fucking bad I don't even wanna talk about her. They got nothing about what makes Motoko a compelling and inspiring character right at all.


 No.277892

File: b95215ce48046fc⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Kurisu.png)

KURISU


 No.277977

>>277892

Far too skinny.


 No.277986

File: 58624a668b10604⋯.jpg (79.23 KB, 750x591, 250:197, 58624a668b10604ed57535d348….jpg)

>>277761

Or any cartoon whatsoever, cartoons cannot be waifus, they look like shit.


 No.277988

>>277977

>too skinny

No such thing. The thinner, the better.


 No.277998

>>277988

Then would you marry a female skeleton?


 No.277999

File: 69b7a774e91027f⋯.gif (70.16 KB, 400x399, 400:399, 69b.gif)

>>277986

Your pic made me think you were the loudhouse autist.


 No.278000

>>277999

Same difference, it all looks the same, stick figures with minor details.


 No.278003

File: eeca25146ac1306⋯.jpg (150.52 KB, 575x900, 23:36, Kurisu.jpg)

>>277988

This answer is correct.


 No.278004

File: 2f10da2be54cef2⋯.jpg (151.17 KB, 600x640, 15:16, Kurisu.jpg)

I really really really like this one.


 No.278005

>>277977

>>277988

She's not even that skinny.


 No.278020

File: b575156323d3f67⋯.png (54.4 KB, 383x383, 1:1, thunk.png)

>>278000

Why do you space your post like that?


 No.278022

>>277815

Why do you try to hurt me like this Anon. Can't you just let me enjoy my waifu in peace?


 No.278029

File: f543bfa098311f4⋯.jpg (530.02 KB, 3000x4500, 2:3, kurisuchair.jpg)

File: 31840a26bea22f8⋯.jpg (325.31 KB, 1795x2048, 1795:2048, kurikindofsad.jpg)

File: 9593d0a5c6bb9af⋯.png (652.4 KB, 960x620, 48:31, kurisuandmaho.png)

File: 0ed9f5dd327f208⋯.png (602.63 KB, 960x624, 20:13, kurisuwaiter.png)

Finally, a new waifu thread. This pleases me.


 No.278030

File: ceaf517212cff5c⋯.jpg (78.48 KB, 700x800, 7:8, kurisuthinking2.jpg)

File: 5268d725f1c0a40⋯.jpg (141.46 KB, 1000x692, 250:173, kurisubeautifulart.jpg)

File: dad2cb205feb06b⋯.jpg (66.61 KB, 686x720, 343:360, kurisuwithbeam.jpg)

File: 0ce140191e3ce63⋯.jpg (218.75 KB, 850x1790, 85:179, kurisuonagear.jpg)

>>278029

Some more assistants I found


 No.278033

File: 241049feeeb791e⋯.jpg (194.24 KB, 800x1213, 800:1213, RCO010_1469322434.jpg)

File: 48adcc3b3df6af3⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 985x1502, 985:1502, RCO013_1469308751.jpg)

File: 5098857c97990e1⋯.jpg (416.57 KB, 1001x1600, 1001:1600, RCO012_1469366970.jpg)

>>277609

>look like a man

If that's the case, being a man-loving faggot feels suspiciously like being straight.

>>277738

She looks nice, anon. I've always liked girls in masks/helmets. Maybe because it makes the body the focus instead of some dumb face or hair or whatever.


 No.278037

File: 54b8f55d91dfad5⋯.jpg (306.79 KB, 454x578, 227:289, Luan cute vomit reaction d….jpg)

>>278020

I don't like how they look so close to the post number, it's yucky…


 No.278038

>>278037

>filename

Maybe It's my tism but is this a joke? because there is no way you could seriously think that's cute, is there? I mean I'm not really one to talk because I'm obsessed with Spider-man's daughter but seriously. That can't possibly be cute to you can it? Not even the worst fetishes seem strange to me but this is bizarre. Please tell me this is a joke.


 No.278046

File: ee279f7c89190f9⋯.png (827.72 KB, 844x1200, 211:300, Kurisu 1.png)

File: 2d0c6278bb2ee74⋯.png (300.45 KB, 763x1047, 763:1047, Kurisu 2.png)

File: 702279d1119266c⋯.jpg (126.78 KB, 450x338, 225:169, Kurisu 3.jpg)

File: 49747215e427386⋯.png (1.82 MB, 960x1500, 16:25, Kurisu 4.png)

File: febb14735c8c695⋯.jpg (521.05 KB, 827x1200, 827:1200, Kurisu 5.jpg)

>>278029

>>278030

I don't think I had all of those in my collection yet.


 No.278078

>>278038

Vomit's not cute, her face looks cute though.


 No.278080

File: ee34396acd919d8⋯.png (466.69 KB, 554x434, 277:217, loudhouse autist laserbeam….png)

>>278078

those eyes are not cute, anon.


 No.278095

File: ee7b6b23aedacc1⋯.png (186.39 KB, 851x640, 851:640, tumblr_mlq4ddRziz1rxs9upo1….png)

>>278080

It is not supposed to be cute, it's a cartoon.


 No.278098

>>278095

>her face looks cute

>not supposed to be cute

make up your damn mind.


 No.278101

>>278098

I find it cute, but it was made to be ugly.


 No.278120

File: 6b45a204ddf2560⋯.png (794.84 KB, 699x992, 699:992, kurisuholdsyourhand.png)

>>278046

Why is that Kurisu crying? ;_;


 No.278138

File: f4961a9bcbd4fda⋯.jpg (34.91 KB, 225x350, 9:14, Kurisu 1.jpg)

File: 7f0bd2722c8f27b⋯.jpg (370.67 KB, 600x840, 5:7, Kurisu 2.jpg)

File: bc1a1b17d970970⋯.jpg (583.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kurisu 3.jpg)

File: c6826f7885b26ec⋯.jpg (681.35 KB, 1200x824, 150:103, Kurisu 4.jpg)

File: af03d84a3b3a9e7⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 500x280, 25:14, Kurisu 5.gif)

>>278120

She's not crying, it's just raining a lot.


 No.278199

>>278138

Images that are like your 3rd image make me sad reminds me that I'll never be able to cuddle and hold hands with my waifu


 No.278270

>>278199

Just get a tulpa, silly bean.


 No.278436

File: 616c48a225492be⋯.jpg (123.85 KB, 1920x1150, 192:115, Kurisu.jpg)

>>278120

Turns out I do know why she's crying. It's because

S;G 0 FUCKING SUCKS

Holy cow at this point they are doing a real effort to make sure each episode is worse than the one before. I'm actually happy for Kurisu not being there.

>>278199

You have to sleep for more than 8 hours daily. She will come.


 No.278457

File: 9c6229fdd43ba87⋯.jpg (55.46 KB, 908x530, 454:265, 1481021101942.jpg)

>>278436

My recommendation as a person who kinda likes Steins;Gate is for you to just play the visual novels. A much better experience is acquired thusly.


 No.278460

File: d3fbb8df8daa826⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 540x300, 9:5, heather beam.gif)

File: 6ad4a5a86d22f4c⋯.gif (893.51 KB, 500x425, 20:17, sexybeam.gif)

File: 2a482c6a2bf03b4⋯.gif (992.58 KB, 500x360, 25:18, NotAChild.gif)

>>277756

They look like 3dpd to you?


 No.279270

>>278460

What game is this from?


 No.279272

>>277604

>>278033

Man, these comics looks great!

Sauce?


 No.279298

>>279272

The comic is just called "Spider-Girl".

https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spider-Girl-1998


 No.279383

File: a472a6bd9eae36a⋯.jpg (24.26 KB, 650x406, 325:203, robin-williams-recording-a….jpg)

File: bb7201bc8fa549f⋯.png (53.19 KB, 400x528, 25:33, 1534878145549.png)

File: 82fd7bd207a9dd5⋯.jpg (104.77 KB, 535x745, 107:149, 1530751972230.jpg)

I fucking hate waifufags and that's no secret, I hope waifuism dies and Japan get sunk in the ocean.


 No.279385

File: 2d755bd36406df1⋯.jpeg (52.85 KB, 400x584, 50:73, dot.jpeg)

>>279383

Why did they turn dot into a nigger?


 No.279389

File: 6f1e65af9dd5870⋯.jpg (44.44 KB, 480x672, 5:7, Kurisu 1.jpg)

File: 81675be23e4b3fd⋯.png (915.52 KB, 640x960, 2:3, Kurisu 2.png)

File: 1a984574b2554b2⋯.jpg (122.97 KB, 354x500, 177:250, Kurisu 3.jpg)

File: 9e247aadd005aee⋯.jpg (171.64 KB, 521x521, 1:1, Kurisu 4.jpg)

File: 3fa7f33fdb2921b⋯.jpg (163.38 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, Kurisu 5.jpg)

>>278457

One day I will play them but it wont be soon. The anime only takes 30 minutes, if it was done with just a tiny bit of effort it would have been enough anime and S;G for me. But no, they had to fuck everything up so bad that a mediocre episode like this week's stood out as amazing in comparison with the rest of 0.

>i am le sarieri

>i am no le mozarto

>i have 2 take advice from amadeusu

>i make magic ovenphone with instructions

>nao im chopin


 No.279390

>>279385

like it makes any difference.


 No.279404

File: e793c190cee9730⋯.jpeg (44.08 KB, 442x640, 221:320, dot-1.jpeg)

>>279390

One being a shitskin and the other not is quite the difference.

>>279389

Kurisu is a qt


 No.279462

>>279389

Pls no spoilers,I'm still only ten hours into Zero's game. Also the games are actually done with a lot of effort put into them,so you should just take the time and play them. I mean,I'm not much of a fan of S;G's premise and all that,but I thoroughly enjoyed the games anyways,because they were well made.


 No.279468

File: acc8f180ba26e94⋯.jpg (912.76 KB, 864x1200, 18:25, Kurisu 1.jpg)

File: 85bfbf6be637169⋯.jpg (807.08 KB, 855x1522, 855:1522, Kurisu 2.jpg)

File: a2c3470690dff18⋯.jpg (222.08 KB, 839x768, 839:768, Kurisu 3.jpg)

File: c5fe58ed06a61e6⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1500x2179, 1500:2179, Kurisu 4.jpg)

File: dcf4c25098c4394⋯.jpeg (149.38 KB, 1023x669, 341:223, Kurisu 5.jpeg)

>>279462

Sorry, I expected everyone to either be watching the crapime or to have given up already. Still, I think they are making their own story and not following the VN, so no spoilers, probably.

I will play it. It's just not gonna be any time soon.

>>279404

She is.


 No.279478

File: b5724c075b62ed7⋯.jpg (21.41 KB, 350x380, 35:38, sen53456547568.jpg)

She's been my waifu since I was nine years old, tbh.


 No.279497

>>279468

If anything Amadeus (Kurisu) is actually kinda making me appreciate her,and kinda get what people like about her. Anyways,I just assume you don't really have time to play a hundred hours of VN and that's understandable. I'll probably just watch the anime,out of curiousity to see how the VN is supposed to end,since I rarely if ever enjoy playing through this kinda game twice.


 No.279532

File: 391ba94d0152e99⋯.jpg (35.66 KB, 225x350, 9:14, Kurisu 1.jpg)

File: 1e203169dfe72f6⋯.jpg (239.26 KB, 771x1023, 257:341, Kurisu 2.jpg)

File: 68a2d0631a4dd37⋯.png (459.5 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Kurisu 3.png)

File: 504910676adae1b⋯.png (760.9 KB, 750x900, 5:6, kurisu 4.png)

File: f5ce0ad01575035⋯.jpg (109.81 KB, 800x932, 200:233, Kurisu 5.jpg)

>>279497

>you don't really have time to play a hundred hours of VN

Correct. If I get to be NEET ever again I will give it a try.

>If anything Amadeus (Kurisu) is actually kinda making me appreciate her,and kinda get what people like about her.

Amadeus is ok. 50 Sarieri/Mozartu references per episode, bare handed decapitations and autistic Narutu running, aren't. I don't think any of these are in the VN, so no spoilers here.

heh, only 3 or 4 more episodes left. I will do it for her.


 No.279902

File: b9777a9b3788757⋯.jpg (528.11 KB, 640x1015, 128:203, Kaori heart.jpg)

Someones waifu, maybe

BUMP


 No.279934

File: 4c9695cf0508198⋯.png (228.9 KB, 1051x1393, 1051:1393, TxgCqBm.png)

What if your waifu is underage? I suppose you are aware of /mai/ here at 8chan, they have a rule admitting only characters of age of consent, same goes for reddit though they state the character must be "mentally mature" enough to commit to a relationship.

Pic related is /mai/'s test.


 No.279937

>>279934

/mai/ sounds like it's full of faggots then.


 No.279938

>>279934

mine is a 17yo high school student

no ban so far


 No.279939

File: 6a8e0b0b7e99f36⋯.png (466.87 KB, 657x689, 657:689, rwbyfag.png)

>>279934

>>279937

>go to /mai/

>first thing I see is a fucking rwby character

Holy hell.


 No.279940

File: 6165e1aa5dd8d72⋯.gif (201.89 KB, 220x143, 20:13, fetish.gif)

>>279934

>watch out that's bestiality or possibly pedophilia


 No.279967

>>279934

>I suppose you are aware of /mai/ here at 8chan, they have a rule admitting only characters of age of consent

>having a rule stipulating an appropriate age of a fictional character

Kill everyone on that board.


 No.279981

>>279934

>>279938

maybe is it like Japan's legal age? about 14 I think?


 No.280046

>>279981

IMO waifus should be at least 6 years old.

What do you guys think?


 No.280390

File: 4bf3b4ec78eed5d⋯.jpg (346.48 KB, 575x800, 23:32, Fujibayashi.Kyou.full.3511….jpg)

>>277750

God scarjo is so fucking ugly. I don't know what anyone sees in her. Just look at that blocky nose and ayylmao tier skull structure. Half the girls I see irl are prettier than that.

Anyways posting waifu.


 No.280401

>>280390

>unbalanced tsundere

How about no

Kotomi is far preferable waifu material anon


 No.280404

File: 2e4793cbdbc437a⋯.jpg (152.6 KB, 979x816, 979:816, heather_sketch_by_keichan4….jpg)

>>279270

Silent Hill 3. The outfit and attack beams are unlockables though.


 No.280405

>>280401

Not anon you replied to but

>respect other robros Waifus unless it's 3DPD.


 No.280414

>>280405

I respect that she is a qt, I'm sorry anon.i just got pretty soured with the constantly getting run over sequences and all teh violence.

But hey she is infinitely better than the roach who spergs about bread and dango stuff.


 No.280415

>>280390

>>280405

I feel bad now for what I typed, he's allowed his opinion. I reacted really terribly and superflously there. I thinkevery body here tbh deserves respect for their better taste in that 2d >>>>>>>3dpd, I've had 5 hours sleep in the last two days and I'm on my 4th pint, have been getting paronoid with this tinnitus too thinking its manifesting into schizophrenia, I have autism and I'm trying to ween off my daily pot consumption which exacerbates my tinnitus but it's hard, fucking sleep dude

my waifu tbh has been lambasted before, I'm referring to pachira-San <3

Polite wagie for off topic.


 No.280416

>>280415

*wagie not sagie

> doesn't sage

I'm fucking up again


 No.280450

>>280405

But 2D >>> 3DPD > Cartoon

That's why disrespecting craptoon doodles is legal, check mate


 No.280451

File: 2e46fa8e01b238d⋯.png (77.78 KB, 314x600, 157:300, Kim Possible.png)

>>280450

Depends on the cartoon tbh. Pic related isn't my waifu but I wouldn't disrespect someone who made her his waifu.


 No.280461

File: 2516f16bc993878⋯.jpg (70.48 KB, 622x850, 311:425, smug.jpg)

>>280450

But anon, cartoons are 2D.


 No.280494

File: 13f9e6481734fd6⋯.jpg (135.76 KB, 736x1041, 736:1041, kRUe5Gp.jpg)

>>280414

>>280415

Your waifu would be proud of you for apologizing and owning up to being rude.


 No.280495

File: 55ab70ab68fd57e⋯.jpg (388.88 KB, 743x1040, 743:1040, Kuroki.Tomoko.full.1578846.jpg)

>>280450

No it isn't. If you don't like, don't wife.


 No.280504

File: d9d755d95ff293b⋯.jpg (135.37 KB, 850x1192, 425:596, kurisuflustered.jpg)

File: 72d5b4d40a95770⋯.jpg (33.56 KB, 225x312, 75:104, kurisucontent.jpg)

File: 730db5a5fa7a5ae⋯.jpg (105.56 KB, 800x1050, 16:21, kurisuangry.jpg)

File: d6f87cc08a9801e⋯.jpg (80.75 KB, 664x1000, 83:125, kurisuongears.jpg)

File: e3abaf21b0422d1⋯.jpg (201.33 KB, 849x1041, 283:347, kurisubigeyes.jpg)

I hope I haven't posted these before


 No.280520

>>280451

Bitch looks like a cubist painting tbh.


 No.280548


 No.281919

>>280494

Thank you for that anon, I still feel repulsed by what I posted. I really shouldn't have posted what I did, I can try exscuse myself but it was odious and devoid of any logic. To say that to a contemporary robot I'm a nasty cunt, I can never apologise enough,I love my waifu pachira-San <3, her friends and anons alike roast her for a flat chest, with anons roasting me for not choosing a sought after roastie in liru. I think I don't have psychology effective but this tinnitus won't gonna wayback I want to die and ascend to pachira-San for ever <3, I'd let her drink my blood any time she wanted and always love her for her personality and never let malicious cunts get to to her about her breast size. Pachira-San , I'd love to hold her hand, im pathetic slime and I don't think she'd love me but I certainly led her and akways dream of holdin her hand modertly for not too long.


 No.281923

File: 85d0f2f486fb5b3⋯.jpeg (28.65 KB, 480x360, 4:3, image.jpeg)

File: 911123684d179ac⋯.jpeg (37.24 KB, 210x240, 7:8, image.jpeg)

File: 54cb69acde224b4⋯.jpeg (14.47 KB, 320x180, 16:9, image.jpeg)

>>281919

>>281919

*i don't have schizophrenia I think,, *tinnitus won't go, *i certainly love her

Sorry for msytping I'm rather drunk.

I can really take solace in existence with pachira-Sam in mutual love and respect and hugging , hand holding any my blood being drunk pachira San, your breasts are perfect the wY they are, you are my unparalled infallibility <3


 No.281925

>>281923

I wish i could get this drunk.


 No.281926

File: 897b8c63b345e06⋯.png (237.65 KB, 540x397, 540:397, e46.png)

>>281919

>her friends and anons alike roast her for a flat chest

What makes liru a roastie?


 No.281936

>>281925

Why do I infer a negative connotation from this post? Sorry for being a light weight anon, I'm a legit 100 pounds 5ft6 cunt so beer without gross fish shit hits me harder. Way to kick an autist when he's feeling guilty and down

>>281926

I kind of think she's a roastie due to how she meets that male wolf in the series, plus it seems so many more anons gravitate to her, I just imagine her being more inclined to the dock carosrl . P,us I'm kinda salty she got a whole game project but not my waifu, sure you could argue if such a game with my waifu was hypothetically created I'd get salty sto so many dudes getting off on her. But fuck I'd still be satisfied playing with her and feeling fantastic with her. Pachira is such a source of joy , I feel inspired and soooo content when thinking of her.

Also thank you for kino taste in size and respecting my waifus chest size~ , I need her to draw blood from me and for us to reassure each other ohhhh I love her soooooo much , pachira-San you're my everything and only source of joy that isn't substance, welfare or vidya


 No.281950

File: a3bf40c3c4ca902⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a big guy.jpg)

>>281936

I didn't mean it in a bad way, I really do wish I could get this drunk. I can't get very drunk because of my genes and because I'm a big guy for you.


 No.282010

File: d5e52ae829ce93a⋯.png (933.75 KB, 1400x1000, 7:5, DO IT FOR HER Satania.png)

File: 498eb86e236fd17⋯.png (843.89 KB, 957x1518, 29:46, Fug my ass Satania.png)

File: accf7864cbef94a⋯.jpg (1.92 MB, 1768x1428, 26:21, 1ea752136a3e0f07dffd37a3f0….jpg)

File: ccd85cc259a9bf5⋯.jpg (1.88 MB, 1682x1708, 841:854, 08854060ade7cdd10582cbaccc….jpg)

>>281950

>>281936

I never understood how someone's weight and height meant they would handle alcohol better or not. I thought all that mattered was how your liver processed it and how good your metabolism was.


 No.282021

>>282010

More mass means it takes longer to go through you and get to your liver. It's like a sponge. A bigger sponge holds more water before it starts to get soggy and bleed it out all over the place. More cells also means more units actively performing metabolic processes. It's like the most basic shit, I can't comprehend how anyone can be so retarded that they can't comprehend that.


 No.282022

>>282010

It has to do with the amount of blood in your system in addition to your genes and liver.

>>282021

No rudeposting pls.


 No.282026

>>282022

Ur a big stupid doodoo head jerkface.


 No.282077

>>282026

meanie!!!

fugging onoriginal


 No.282265

File: 8ad19cb67c603f9⋯.jpg (322.96 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 8ad19cb67c603f9c5b64da4625….jpg)

Has anyone evolved beyond the need for a waifu? I used to have one, but I came to realize that my fapping addiction lead me to figuratively having sex with hundreds of women, cucking my waifu. I begin to feel really horrible, I didn't want to hurt her anymore so I left and now I just feel numb.

It's like a wound in my heart has scarred over so even if I'm alone it's not so bad anymore.


 No.282267

File: 72e6ba233a50728⋯.png (921.13 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, misakamisaka43364547658568.png)

>>282010

Why is Satania always drawn with huge fat titties? Her chest is entirely unremarkable in the show.

Pic related is my waifu, but only after reading the novels. No pedo, really.


 No.282268

File: 3bc9a20283e9363⋯.jpg (271.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Satania lied about her siz….jpg)

>>282267

Because bakas pad their bras


 No.282287

>>282010

Are you the innawoods anon?


 No.282307

File: c9e3115b4c3755c⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, aede9a9cc53345fc903204dfb0….jpg)

File: 142b1d2128cadaa⋯.jpg (233.07 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 142b1d2128cadaa5165a2d776c….jpg)

File: 029aabc116c9aa8⋯.jpg (2.58 MB, 1664x2470, 64:95, 3872b291da86222a946b543857….jpg)

File: 87c32b0a6f08e22⋯.jpg (257.1 KB, 635x839, 635:839, b87f84deedb32b032a28964ccd….jpg)

File: cbbd6e92913bb1a⋯.jpg (882.64 KB, 2804x3874, 1402:1937, cbbd6e92913bb1a66df93444cd….jpg)

>>282010

Nah, just some random retard living in the middle of nowhere.


 No.282308

File: ac984cc8bd7422a⋯.gif (153.67 KB, 360x360, 1:1, holo6575676576867867.gif)

>>282307

That's a shame, I think that guy might have actually killed himself, he said he was probably going to.

Holo is best.


 No.282309

File: d97bf5fe0babd02⋯.png (4.4 MB, 960x7020, 16:117, d97bf5fe0babd028884f3a88a0….png)

>>282308

Damn that sucks, stuff like that hits me pretty hard because I can easily see myself in that position someday. Was Saitania his waifu?


 No.282310

File: 30b183ab2016ab8⋯.gif (494.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, holo76858667.gif)

>>282309

>Was Saitania his waifu?

Yes. Death by Walmart, bad way to go.


 No.282311

File: bf19ed1e9610911⋯.jpg (106.04 KB, 850x726, 425:363, a0db3eb36e19cbb004fc1dc579….jpg)

File: 6bb2de9122127c5⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 4089x5935, 4089:5935, 2e3ca2ea8246eb278dc6a39bc0….jpg)

File: 1229aa58b52701e⋯.jpg (108.74 KB, 599x822, 599:822, 1229aa58b52701e5b12ee8ad89….jpg)

File: a122c62cdf04bbc⋯.jpg (953.46 KB, 1920x1975, 384:395, Cute Satania with glasses ….jpg)

File: 6295d7a0454e6f9⋯.png (957.37 KB, 1277x1056, 1277:1056, Cute satania 2.png)

>>282310

I'm going to post more of my Saitania folder in his honor, I hope he gets to meet his baka waifu in hell and is bullying her to his hearts content.


 No.282415

File: fe860e123e0bfd7⋯.png (256.98 KB, 526x720, 263:360, Tamaki.png)

File: a2e5015ce365a94⋯.jpg (605.92 KB, 1200x1712, 75:107, web_profile_tamaki.jpg)

File: a19ea2473d8230c⋯.png (230.48 KB, 734x1047, 734:1047, web_profile_tamaki02.png)

My waifu is a Virtual Idol called Tamaki Shirafuji

Please no bully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apuO0FlXo78


 No.282465

>>282415

>idol

do you get mad when she hangs out with other guys?


 No.282535

File: 1850529df19bcd7⋯.jpg (17.03 KB, 270x320, 27:32, Nk7WJhQ.jpg)

How will I know when I have a waifu? How did you all find yours?


 No.282538

>>282535

your waifu finds you.


 No.282539

File: cfec1e41329c3f8⋯.jpg (27.08 KB, 268x268, 1:1, 616815687.jpg)

>>282538

B-but anon, that doesn't make sense!


 No.282663

File: be326a18748ea45⋯.png (218.32 KB, 500x750, 2:3, DnWMSYDVsAAteMC.png_orig.png)

please tell me someone else here waifus her or at least played her games


 No.282707

>>282663

No. Bad anon. You don't want anyone loving your waifu but you! (at least here since everywhere else people don't truly love their waifus as they[would] drop them for 3d pigs).


 No.282711

File: 66c4726c9c8b345⋯.jpg (150.64 KB, 964x828, 241:207, waifu_meme___noire_by_soni….jpg)

File: 221cb37e566debf⋯.jpg (153.94 KB, 1388x1080, 347:270, Same_Waifu.jpg)

>>282707

Pic related, and some oc.


 No.282719

File: 6f1081ccc5c04a9⋯.jpg (78.41 KB, 717x499, 717:499, 1523884475097.jpg)

>>282663

I'm not familiar with her but she's really cute. What were the games she was in/who is she? asking for a friend

>>282707

>they[would] drop them for 3d pigs

>assuming such things

I'd like to think that most men who call themselves robots wouldn't stop that low (sans the 4/r9k/ niggers).


 No.282720

>>282719

Dammit I didn't mean to post that picture.


 No.282883

File: d9a422a6cbd752e⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1920x1298, 960:649, thumb-1920-836518.png)

File: 4a5cdc4efb8fd42⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1920x1297, 1920:1297, 1529110320626.png)

File: fa2fa12fd055de2⋯.gif (506.91 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1528497653839.gif)

File: 9b3d45a03b2d9c3⋯.jpg (102.78 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, monogatari-series-anime-an….jpg)

File: 124048d1b2f696b⋯.jpg (9.45 MB, 4312x3152, 539:394, 669238.jpg)

I love her. I love her more than I've loved anybody else in my life.


 No.282927

File: 2189539b528b476⋯.gif (687.9 KB, 499x281, 499:281, ....gif)

File: 63f1e8a7af4f8c0⋯.jpg (70.55 KB, 600x376, 75:47, 1_1_24512783.jpg)

File: 5e9dca0e63d59f2⋯.jpg (120.4 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, boku_wa_tomodachi_ga_sukun….jpg)

File: c033d43382bc10b⋯.jpg (123.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, boku-wa_00410431.jpg)

File: 27d3e2d41729a07⋯.jpg (75.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, BokuwaTomodachigaSukunai-0….jpg)

>>282010>>282268>>282307>>282311

it's a normalnigger choice but still a qt and i lvoe her naisu dayo

tfw will never see these irl


 No.282928

File: fb5e9fb9cb75ac2⋯.jpg (149.84 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, christians.jpg)

File: f93b84a150c7d4f⋯.gif (321.62 KB, 500x373, 500:373, eh.gif)

File: 457537d4a6f2430⋯.jpg (610.49 KB, 400x300, 4:3, foto_no_exif.jpg)

File: 69639de9168564a⋯.jpg (222.29 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, frown.jpg)

File: fe7fe2cabeaf8f7⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, boku-wa-tomodachi-ga-sukun….png)

>>282927

why live

orginleaell commento xddd


 No.282929

File: f2b6edfe457edfc⋯.gif (969.55 KB, 500x281, 500:281, gg.gif)

File: 296a4d3ba0a7577⋯.jpg (29.13 KB, 512x284, 128:71, hehe.jpg)

File: 873610482b6e4d8⋯.jpg (150.15 KB, 286x500, 143:250, hentaiga.jpg)

File: 3957cf3bccbc31d⋯.jpg (78.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hmhmhm.jpg)

File: e44561cf718c89c⋯.jpg (156.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, hmph.jpg)

>>282928

[pls gib kobato irl :/


 No.282930

File: 672761f49d2cc57⋯.gif (943.53 KB, 600x338, 300:169, hmph2.gif)

File: 3e44daa80c7b7df⋯.jpg (71.12 KB, 489x700, 489:700, i love you so much.jpg)

File: db4385db5c16747⋯.jpg (329.63 KB, 1260x888, 105:74, Kobato_hasegawa.jpg)

File: e5ecabe7d1b60b2⋯.jpg (69.72 KB, 489x720, 163:240, Kobato-Hasegawa-boku-wa-to….jpg)

File: 56bc1c27dbe7f7b⋯.jpg (31.88 KB, 480x272, 30:17, kobatopointu.jpg)

>>282929

kukuku

only half dump so far


 No.282933


 No.282936

File: 609cb8ee598f6c6⋯.png (27.38 KB, 449x275, 449:275, acute-angle.png)

>>282927

>it's a normalnigger choice

>didn't post a real woman

Your waifu acute anon

>>282883

Yours too


 No.282967

File: 457537d4a6f2430⋯.gif (610.49 KB, 400x300, 4:3, kukuku.gif)

File: 88a402e09d8907f⋯.jpg (91.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kukuku3.jpg)

File: 9dc821e4cae7315⋯.gif (389.92 KB, 500x261, 500:261, kukuku4.gif)

File: 072caccff1d15ef⋯.gif (228.96 KB, 500x465, 100:93, KUKUKU5.gif)

File: 00855b19cc9c664⋯.gif (425.92 KB, 500x281, 500:281, kukuku6.gif)

>>282936

satania only normalnigger cause she got memed, it's like picking kanna bc dont lewd dragone loli xd

but if he love satania i love satania

>>282933

>>282933


 No.282968

File: cd09f3fb6616855⋯.gif (963.59 KB, 500x250, 2:1, kukuku7.gif)

File: ae301cb2cab3958⋯.png (290.96 KB, 600x338, 300:169, kukuku8.png)

File: b4cbfc9ca62d731⋯.jpg (14.34 KB, 128x128, 1:1, kukukukukuku.jpg)

File: 2cd649f0e47e74d⋯.jpg (198.34 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kusunoki-yukimura-and-hase….jpg)

File: 9544e49ad35c65d⋯.gif (924.5 KB, 500x281, 500:281, latabiiiitch.gif)

>>282967

kukuku dump


 No.282969

File: 55476d7a77c8df6⋯.gif (584.58 KB, 486x498, 81:83, leangerykobato.gif)

File: d6ce5e0e6102b62⋯.jpg (214.94 KB, 800x450, 16:9, leloli.jpg)

File: 357900f47047b3f⋯.jpg (218.48 KB, 1280x1256, 160:157, leslepeloli.jpg)

File: 0656a555be2370d⋯.jpg (36.72 KB, 599x337, 599:337, letsunloli.jpg)

File: 81ea69c9a9d09fb⋯.jpg (29.2 KB, 540x301, 540:301, levamp.jpg)

>>282968

god i have so much kobato


 No.283093

File: 4a5bc91b73b831c⋯.jpg (180.77 KB, 825x1080, 55:72, 668bf5db9ad5d5e4e1dadda2d5….jpg)

Shes kind of basic. But i still like her


 No.283110

File: 9bf13e21704ecf4⋯.jpg (15.65 KB, 236x309, 236:309, 9bf13e21704ecf441384df1511….jpg)

>>280495

It's a shame the animated series ended so quickly.


 No.283189

File: 0d50ea9d96a70db⋯.jpg (30.57 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 0d50ea9d96a70db9148219a9c6….jpg)

File: 06cdca6f2d01dbf⋯.jpg (49.36 KB, 853x480, 853:480, 06cdca6f2d01dbf932a0158485….jpg)

File: 758885b85ba5b56⋯.jpg (252.65 KB, 1280x2064, 80:129, 758885b85ba5b56f2985b33ed4….jpg)

File: b14484ee25a25e0⋯.jpg (24.02 KB, 500x281, 500:281, b14484ee25a25e087bc43f2873….jpg)

File: c171fbffa2c5571⋯.jpg (226.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, c171fbffa2c5571176f86b6bb9….jpg)

Ruka is a qt


 No.283195

File: 488a404aee71716⋯.jpeg (32.36 KB, 400x400, 1:1, f8e733464417e43ee597bd8af….jpeg)

Perrine is best gurl.


 No.283196

File: 4293fbf8a59130b⋯.jpg (8.71 KB, 191x264, 191:264, x33123128877.jpg)

File: 3b7e6ded227e96e⋯.jpg (77.68 KB, 502x495, 502:495, perrine-ice-cream.jpg)

File: 8f85778aa7f233c⋯.jpg (8.17 KB, 208x243, 208:243, 2q424142.jpg)

File: d5a9aaf81178b43⋯.png (225.25 KB, 578x899, 578:899, 0284003.png)

The best gurl in town.


 No.283197

File: dd65b8122f3b4b2⋯.jpg (9.1 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 001001.jpg)

File: 228a99ef9ce1e64⋯.png (211.7 KB, 1001x602, 143:86, 0012.png)

File: c5e59045ad31f93⋯.jpg (82.53 KB, 960x679, 960:679, 526931_213913498752085_449….jpg)

File: b7f4877d1d71feb⋯.jpg (39.93 KB, 480x619, 480:619, f8320f6597a133c285ee651c48….jpg)

Anyone who disagrees is a raccoon-dog!


 No.283198

File: d8fff1b7db92cdd⋯.jpg (9.94 KB, 210x240, 7:8, Perrine_Ease.jpg)

File: 947ce96a029a486⋯.gif (47.06 KB, 200x200, 1:1, mAGIC_PERRINE.gif)

File: 936bb46396944c7⋯.jpg (731.32 KB, 900x1272, 75:106, perrine_h_clostermann_stri….jpg)

File: 2768b583e6b76c3⋯.jpg (42.14 KB, 337x415, 337:415, Perrine_foot.jpg)

Perrine or bust!


 No.283199

File: b542f104c993559⋯.jpg (79.92 KB, 458x623, 458:623, 00112.jpg)

File: 83079ce85806f74⋯.jpg (47.11 KB, 459x700, 459:700, 5005.jpg)

File: d530232148161e3⋯.jpg (8.37 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 00910248.jpg)

File: dd3d8f9185f331f⋯.jpg (75.7 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Perrine_9.jpg)

Perrine is love.


 No.283201

File: c3b5397577287ad⋯.jpg (46.12 KB, 398x297, 398:297, g12491240812.jpg)

File: 56eeb8ada5bfb4c⋯.jpg (97.88 KB, 456x647, 456:647, Perrine_rapier.jpg)

File: 7880711b2827251⋯.jpeg (294.36 KB, 600x847, 600:847, Perrine_tea_1.jpeg)

File: dba0a1930eb1799⋯.jpg (9.01 KB, 191x263, 191:263, x997587.jpg)

File: e654241829b4240⋯.jpg (63.5 KB, 522x482, 261:241, Perrine_unhappy.jpg)

This is an invitation to accept Perrine as your goddess.


 No.283202

File: 8420d3166936cdf⋯.png (301.37 KB, 854x859, 854:859, Perrine_heart.png)

File: 9d00129adb32854⋯.png (324.45 KB, 724x803, 724:803, 09259781.png)

File: 714f07b90849703⋯.jpg (55.23 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 3003331.jpg)

File: dead63ab0805bda⋯.jpg (41.5 KB, 415x360, 83:72, Perrine_happy.JPG)

File: f37354e30f5ff6a⋯.jpg (83 KB, 278x320, 139:160, 1345305990610.jpg)

Enjoy. No other girl in Strike Witches is superior.


 No.283203

File: 7470e13707c3947⋯.jpg (66.34 KB, 422x359, 422:359, perrine-ebil.jpg)

File: 91b5e3a1e41c201⋯.jpeg (464.55 KB, 827x902, 827:902, Perrine_party.jpeg)

File: ded1b5d231e7a1e⋯.jpg (101.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Perrine_blush_2.jpg)

File: ce7110bf2f13664⋯.jpeg (116.58 KB, 500x667, 500:667, perrine_cheeki_breeki.jpeg)

File: 12c9190ebc0dad3⋯.jpg (155.55 KB, 853x480, 853:480, Perrine_tea.jpg)

My best waifu.


 No.283205

File: 7e703884a0e8260⋯.jpg (44.84 KB, 480x866, 240:433, 27462237bd2cb87cbddc881972….jpg)

>>283195

>having a best girl when you can have a best "girl"

Shit taste, you have.


 No.283206

File: f136a72c8ecc930⋯.jpg (88.04 KB, 1440x810, 16:9, Perrine_stare.jpg)

>>283205

Your taste is shit taste. I'm not impressed with your boring waifu.


 No.283207

File: cedfb9402f7fc65⋯.png (656.54 KB, 656x1143, 656:1143, Ruka_Urushibara.png)

>>283206

There's no need to be homophobic anon.


 No.283208

File: edabec32f83ade0⋯.jpg (75.29 KB, 1190x887, 1190:887, Cu0idnaUIAUoxZe.jpg)

>>283207

Okay. Your "best" (((girl)))


 No.283211

>>283207

The only OK male would be Ryougi SHIKI tbh.


 No.283214

File: 2d6cb45f89ff10e⋯.jpeg (26.19 KB, 188x343, 188:343, 2d6.jpeg)

>>283207

Are you the same Kurisu fag who was baiting in the last thread?


 No.283218

File: ad42f5085d3df80⋯.jpg (30.9 KB, 320x468, 80:117, ad42f5085d3df807fb79a9b8b7….jpg)

>>283214

wow, so much homophobia. Did daddy touch you as a child?


 No.283219

File: f2b2b44d1959df3⋯.jpg (41.74 KB, 600x712, 75:89, 977.png.jpg)

>>283218

GTFO OUT OF HERE, YOU FAGGOT


 No.283220

File: c7bd67ca171963d⋯.png (161.77 KB, 310x447, 310:447, SGLuka.png)

>>283219

99% of my posts ITT are welcomed, though. If you don't want gay posting, don't invoke it. Picrel is 4U: it's Ruka during her female worldline. Let's be friends from now on, shall we, anon-kun?


 No.283221

File: fde29e6e8da5bf3⋯.jpg (33.8 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 368.jpg)

>>283220

>let's be friends from now on, shall we, anon-kun?

GET OUT GAYS


 No.283222

File: 59bbbceb107f498⋯.jpg (137.36 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, Urushibara.Ruka.full.12082….jpg)

>>283221

I'd rather post Kurisus, but if you want my Ruka folder so much I will give it to you. You could just ask for it though, instead of being homophobic. You know he can be a she too, depending on the worldline? So it's not gay unless you want it to be


 No.283223

File: f7a04a4c4abedfa⋯.jpg (207.25 KB, 719x974, 719:974, get_out.jpg)

>>283222

YOU DON'T DESERVE THOSE TRIPS


 No.283225

File: 11a143bb348889a⋯.jpg (50.73 KB, 600x850, 12:17, fddbadf38c3a9082a764dbd48c….jpg)

>>283223

I'm not fishing for (you)s anymore. Here's another (you) for (you).


 No.283226

File: 4921c76b68adb42⋯.jpg (145.58 KB, 1300x724, 325:181, 4921c76b68adb42911f45f4143….jpg)

File: baeb16e6a041ff5⋯.png (576.69 KB, 720x720, 1:1, Homo_hat.png)

>>283225

GO HOME HOMO


 No.283227

File: 1f66718cc8b7dba⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1214x897, 1214:897, 1f66718cc8b7dba04291ed9c09….png)

FUCKING HOMOSAPIEN


 No.283229

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ebin thread theme.


 No.283263

File: 3cec5154ab62b25⋯.jpg (19.34 KB, 210x240, 7:8, miia-monster-musume-4.85.jpg)

I want her to be real dammit


 No.283266

File: 986d319e3882bd3⋯.png (320.87 KB, 499x328, 499:328, 986d319e3882bd34a10c9e9ac2….png)

>>283263

We all do anon. We all do


 No.283351

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Culture.jpg)

>>283263

>lamia


 No.284047

>>282465

She can't because she's virtual


 No.284065

File: 67f287d09abfc32⋯.png (216.94 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, watamote_c120_002.png)

>>283110

It truly is. I'm still reading the manga though and they're turning Tomoko into a normie.


 No.284068

>>284065

I heard she's developing a yuri harem or something to that effect. Any level of truth to that?


 No.284118

File: 50c0e25a5132b75⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 3500x2460, 175:123, 09mls6fx2mvy.jpg)

Megumin is Mai Waifu.

I have Dakki and posters etc.

really really love her, cuddle my dakki and think of her.

I do not lewd her ever but have been thinking of fap only to Waifu for a bit to have a better connection.


 No.284122

File: 6fa953ebd3f7eac⋯.jpeg (9.91 KB, 201x251, 201:251, download.jpeg)

>I do not lewd her ever

Why is that?


 No.284123

>>284122

>Why is that?

To show respect, but I just fapped to her then and it made me feel better, more pure.

I will try do Waifu fap only then.


 No.284138

File: 0fcd91b53c9b716⋯.jpeg (48.3 KB, 800x598, 400:299, goodjob.jpeg)

>>284122

>I will try do Waifu fap only then.

I wish you good luck with this adventure of yours.


 No.284139

File: 3599e12a6ec3776⋯.jpeg (101.27 KB, 512x411, 512:411, 3599e12a6ec3776ac1ff359e9….jpeg)

>>284138

>fuck up the quotes twice


 No.284151

File: 6378f27c5a16283⋯.jpg (48.96 KB, 600x667, 600:667, love_or_lies_by_mariisi-d4….jpg)

Pls no bulli.

I just find her immensely adorable


 No.284164

File: c359d4f6b909e4e⋯.jpg (109.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, blegh.jpg)

File: 574eb5e14ed8593⋯.jpg (93.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bleh.jpg)

>>284151

Here to ruin your dreams with the VA.


 No.284165

File: 9eeb5065cd22ce6⋯.webm (3.18 MB, 900x1044, 25:29, Breaking_GLaDOS.webm)

>>284164

ori

gi

nal

niggertits


 No.284175

>>284151

She actually has a quality personality to be quite honest. She seems pleasant to talk to and like she could be interesting to hang out if she didn't enjoy killing people just because.


 No.284208

File: 005d1d44a2d8ee3⋯.jpg (134.17 KB, 907x880, 907:880, curled_up_glados_by_deepch….jpg)

>>284164

I don't see the problem. From what i've seen about her shes a cute old lady, besides, I don't waifu her, but thank her for lending her voice for this

>>284165

Please no humanified stuff. I go through so many to find a few good pics of her and dont like it at all. It honestly pisses me off

>>284175

Yup. I usually daydream about how conversations would go with her


 No.284228

File: 5b420f64fadf3e2⋯.png (451.84 KB, 1083x738, 361:246, do_not_bother_me_by_sandra….png)

File: ad17388c10807b5⋯.jpg (67.54 KB, 600x759, 200:253, f282d04a0ced7871345443dd52….jpg)

File: 8dc8c7fe1f4992e⋯.jpg (49.69 KB, 500x732, 125:183, sc8zo1_500.jpg)

File: 595d407efa26afd⋯.jpg (91.82 KB, 900x675, 4:3, glados_human_form__finishe….jpg)

File: 3caba2f80e51e12⋯.png (510.22 KB, 861x929, 861:929, Edit.png)

>>284208

>It honestly pisses me off


 No.284230

File: 848981a20b9ec4b⋯.webm (2.26 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 848981a20b9ec4b60c1261db8….webm)

>>284208

>Please no humanified stuff

This. I wouldn't even mind the humanified stuff if it retained most of the robotic qualities, but it seems like they're all just normal human girls with a GLaDOS hat on or white hair. Webm related is a good idea of what I mean by retaining the robotic qualities, although most of the artists that stoop low enough to draw human GLaDOS can't be fucked to draw details.


 No.284231

File: 529f30f50e8a9d9⋯.png (74.8 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 66279529_p31.png)

>>284228

I didn't mean it in an autistic rage fit way, i just don't like art of her turned human. Its cheap, low effort and on the end of the day, you don't find her hot, you just like another human bimbo.

You can stop being a tit.

>>284230

I'm glad you share my taste. Not many people do. I've even gotten so desperate for content that i learned the basics of SFM just to make an animation of her


 No.284259

File: 9a231c717ca2090⋯.jpg (139.05 KB, 1024x1325, 1024:1325, Tit.jpg)

>>284231

>You can stop being a tit.

Give me another (you) and I'll consider it.


 No.284260

>>284164

Fuck you, Ellen McLain a cute for a 3DPD


 No.284261

File: 0321b0378e99185⋯.jpg (194.61 KB, 896x892, 224:223, IMG_20180822_013141.jpg)

>>284259

I will, just because i laughed at your filename's relevance to my comment


 No.284262

File: 6a5282916c1bbed⋯.jpg (168.19 KB, 1033x679, 1033:679, 1447255498547.jpg)

>>284230

>>284208

Absolutely top-tier taste, lads.


 No.284263

File: a09ee7d174b2650⋯.jpg (17.88 KB, 236x248, 59:62, 5d8d41ad4a6c1e3e8ce8cdb1ba….jpg)

>>284261

Thanks, I'll be on my way now.


 No.284264

File: 9700089c255ce18⋯.jpg (119.66 KB, 626x1037, 626:1037, glados humanized.jpg)

>>284231

Does this count as humanized


 No.284266

File: 2a4899dfce3b3d4⋯.png (1.56 KB, 50x50, 1:1, annoyed_glados_emoticon_by….png)

>>284264

Nah, it pokes fun at it, I find it cute. I even have it saved


 No.284267

>>284151

>I just find her immensely adorable

Is there any other reasons as to why she's your waifu?


 No.284268

File: 92f37c57b29c7c2⋯.jpg (43.28 KB, 442x325, 34:25, 66279529_p11_master1200.jpg)

>>284267

Just this, honestly. Cute voice, cute body, cute personality.

Perhaps i kind of like her even more because she looks so alien, no normie would want her.


 No.284269

File: 2531680a93201cd⋯.jpg (109 KB, 776x1029, 776:1029, portal___glados_by_c8lin_t….jpg)

>>284268

Needs more hedgehog features tbh.


 No.284271

>>284268

robo-waifus are best waifus


 No.284272

>>284231

Do you ever go on /clang/? and are you willing to share some of the sfm animations you've made*

>>284267

Not him but controlling mother figures are pretty hot. And I'm into robots.


 No.284273

File: 26a6ef32c658bae⋯.webm (442.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, oral.webm)

>>284272

I've done a couple but they are pretty bad, tbh. That's the only one i find passable. Someone even posted it on paheal and that was a real confidence boost.

I havent done anything in a while, maybe i should dust off sometime.

I didn't even know we had a /clang/ board. Will check out.


 No.284274

>>284273

Not bad. If you added some sound it would improve the quality by 100%


 No.284276

>>284273

Nice animation, I hope you keep making them. I draw a bit but I don't want to draw porn of my waifu because I'm scared of people finding it when I an hero and judging me for having shit taste.


 No.284277

File: 8437e2dd07682ef⋯.jpg (1.69 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, IMG_20180912_181102.jpg)

>>284276

>>284274

Thank you. I'll consider adding sound too. I also draw a little. just sketches. I must have drawn her a billion times since i almost always draw her on the corner of the paper when i practice.

Post your shit, anon, doesnt have to be lewd.


 No.284279

>>284277

That's pretty good. I like your lines a lot, they're sketchy without being messy which is very aesthetically pleasing to me.


 No.284281

File: 3552316d1684890⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20180611_221101.jpg)

>>284279

Thank you, anon.

I don't always get this look unfortunately. It just happens


 No.284284

>>284268

>no normie would want her

Maybe this is why I got very fond of her back when I played Portal 2 in my formative years.


 No.284309

File: 2ff435b8c0b60c1⋯.png (248.84 KB, 943x1467, 943:1467, Acute.png)

>>284230

>I wouldn't even mind the humanified stuff if it retained most of the robotic qualities

What do you think of this?


 No.284312

File: 606b686637f4a94⋯.jpg (156.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>284231

>stop being a tit

>implying birds can use the internet


 No.284317

File: 71922acd7a5a248⋯.jpg (134.97 KB, 800x618, 400:309, community_image_1366861321.jpg)

>>284151

>glados

How do you feel about the fact that your wife got CROWED in the second game?


 No.284363

File: c7e51e67753745f⋯.jpg (240.09 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, spidergirl 1.jpg)

File: 45d6860f55d31d7⋯.jpg (239.48 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, spidergirl 2.jpg)

File: f06568c35f73106⋯.jpg (769.39 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, spidergirl 3.jpg)

>>284277

Sorry I didn't see your post earlier.

>Post your shit, anon

I'm the Spider-girl retard from the beginning of this thread. Sorry if I made it seem like my waifu was a bot.

>tfw you never finish a drawing

I normally don't draw women out of fear of being called a perv, so I think the anatomy and proportions are a bit off (could just be that I don't have much confidence in myself though, maybe they're fine). Mostly I draw male capeshit.

>>284309

That's just an anime girl with guns and weird feet.


 No.284365

File: 3b4db11a54093fd⋯.jpg (177.32 KB, 765x1044, 85:116, aaahhhh_bird_by_neomiumber….jpg)

>>284317

You son of a gun, leave my waifu out of your cuckoldry

>>284363

Nigga, i dont care whatever your waif is, your drawing is pretty darn good.

Are those traces or improv?

Also

>don't draw women out of fear of being called a perv

Literally nobody will. Chill. I live alone so i can draw whatever I want but even when, say, when i'm waiting for some uni class to start and just doodle, I practice drawing women too if i feel like it. Not lewds, but nude or faces, sure.

It's not like anyone pays attention to me in public, h-haha


 No.284368

File: b2f16c744258489⋯.png (1 MB, 1024x1668, 256:417, af663e679e2b1d5b1c7e08d7e7….png)

File: ee271934b75004b⋯.png (100.49 KB, 459x351, 17:13, Bird.png)

>>284363

>That's just an anime girl with guns and weird feet

Guess I just don't have the clang spirit when it comes to turrents.

>>284365

>leave my waifu out of your cuckoldry

Sure, when it stops being true :^)


 No.284370

File: e7e1bcbc4288532⋯.png (129.32 KB, 694x486, 347:243, glados_and_her_babies_by_s….png)

>>284368

I have had this picture for ages but now i look at it like she's an ex coal burner with little mutts. you have ruined it for me.

I'm kidding, of course


 No.284374

File: 644846d1169173c⋯.jpg (32.3 KB, 600x683, 600:683, Assburger.jpg)

>>284370

>joking

Never heard of it.


 No.284384

File: 027150b2379449d⋯.jpg (50.62 KB, 400x614, 200:307, 3632037-0274203729-32731.jpg)

>>284365

>your drawing is pretty darn good. Are those traces or improv?

Thanks. The second one is based off a comic page, the other two are improv.

>Literally nobody will

It's mostly my mother that calls me a perv now. I wouldn't care quite so much, but back in highschool some roasties got ahold of my drawing notebook that had a few pictures of female superheroes in it (at the time one of my favorite artists was Rob Liefeld, so they were all drawn somewhat like pic related), and all the white knight wannabe-chads "came to their rescue" and shoved me around a bit. And I got in trouble with the school for "sexual misconduct". The whole experience left me with even more disdain for women than I already had, as well as adding to my fear of being judged. But now it's mostly a baseless fear, and a habit more than anything.


 No.284423

>>284068

Kinda. Lots of yuri-adjacent things happening lately.


 No.284442

File: e574499bfb973cc⋯.png (66.39 KB, 554x403, 554:403, IMG_20180809_165625.png)

>>284384

Jeez, anon. I'm sorry for what happened. It may be that its cause i dont live in the states but i never had something like that happen to me, hell, despite being the creepy cunt of my class, a roastie liked my drawing and even got me to draw her a portrait I never really talked to her before or after that, but i didnt expect anything less

Anyways, that's all in the past. You are an adult, out of high school. There are no roasties to bully you or chads to play hero. No school board to punish you either. You can draw tits on the street and nobody will give a fuck.


 No.284481

File: f11664c53150c36⋯.gif (513.16 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Lum.gif)

For me, it's her nonsensical loyalty.


 No.284492

>>284481

she is very cute anon

I am sure you make a good couple


 No.287217

File: 0c35f4d7f19492c⋯.png (141.54 KB, 393x468, 131:156, Cute.png)

Who is your waifu and why do you love her? What about her personality resonates with you? How does she inspire you? How do you think your personalities would compliment each other? For me it's Marcille because She wants to use your her knowlegde to make the world better. She is competent in her field, kind, faithful and brave if the moment needs her to be. But she can still make mistakes and overestimate herself, so I want to protect her and encourage her if needed. She is always a joy to look at, no matter if she is the butt of the joke, if she has a new hairstyle, if it's one of the hundreds of reaction images or if it's just her being cute and beautiful. 


 No.287220

File: e29a8de75820b1c⋯.jpg (77.3 KB, 1054x748, 31:22, e29a8de75820b1cb58396498ec….jpg)

>>284481

here's a smug if you ever need it


 No.287279

File: d2d359bbe56ad9e⋯.png (175.97 KB, 550x512, 275:256, 1484143358201.png)

I don't even have a waifu because it would slowly erase my knowledge of the evils of 3DPD.


 No.287280

>>287279

No it just reminds you of why 3D a shit.


 No.296598

This thread needed a bump. I want to read about other bots' waifus.


 No.296601

File: 04d37472a97097b⋯.jpg (1.95 MB, 2463x3495, 821:1165, yasaka_kanako8.jpg)

I will grace your pitiful thread with my vastly superior taste on 2d abstractions of the (un)fairer sex.


 No.296603

>>296601

>superior

That's an odd way to spell shit.


 No.296604

File: 097276b3d83cbd7⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 3c6a702975ad1c1a3796c8080a….jpg)

>>296601

*blacks your wife*

What do, white boi?


 No.296607

>>296604

Posting this is pretty fucking rude on your part you know saved into the porn folder


 No.296625

File: 9b73e4d69d33716⋯.png (747.13 KB, 800x800, 1:1, sublimertoko.png)

>>287217

Well,I feel like Motoko'd be able to understand why I feel miserable about the many various things I do feel miserable about,and offer me meaningful comfort and advice. But then again I don't really feel we'd be in a normal relationship,as much as we'd occasionally meet and spend a few days together doing stuff. I think that her stoic,patient and observant personality would be able to understand me without immediately condemning me or looking down on me. I don't think our personalities would complement eachother much,since she'd want me to be able to become self-dependant as she has,and would just help me on the way to that if she was real.


 No.297312

Going to post some questions to maybe make the thread less dead.

How would your husbando/waifu feel about your interests?

Is there something from our world they might find a great interest in?

What would be their preferred method of transport?

Is there something from their world you'd be interested in?


 No.297314

>>296625

It's an odd thing to say but I like you, Motoko poster.


 No.297315

File: 05d4d08fe78e4fb⋯.jpg (74.98 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 261.jpg)

File: 37a6a3eca274cf5⋯.jpg (766.74 KB, 1328x996, 4:3, 100.jpg)

File: e15a722643fd1e9⋯.jpg (39.89 KB, 421x373, 421:373, 196.jpg)

File: 02f1a7e55ddcf03⋯.jpg (230.64 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 250.jpg)

>>297312

>How would your husbando/waifu feel about your interests?

She would find them pretty intriguing. Maybe she would try to get into them out of her love to me.

>Is there something from our world they might find a great interest in?

Maybe she would find an interest in singing but knowing the state of most professional industries she would probably keep it to herself and would hate doing it as a job.

>What would be their preferred method of transport?

Probably a car, since it has the least amount of people.

>Is there something from their world you'd be interested in?

I would be interested in learning about where she lives. In her universe, there's likely much, much less problems, so I would just want to learn about all the good things in her world.


 No.297335

File: 24a252a34eb1382⋯.jpg (29.11 KB, 412x600, 103:150, photorealismtoko.jpg)

File: cd37204bd65d184⋯.jpg (156.35 KB, 838x954, 419:477, trenchcoattoko.jpg)

File: b64a4bafdcf30dc⋯.jpg (42.5 KB, 960x880, 12:11, recliningtoko.jpg)

File: 1484e8a79608f84⋯.jpg (258.4 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, protecctehkittertoko.jpg)

File: 8d09a7004d5f16b⋯.jpg (306.86 KB, 1052x1488, 263:372, nightouttoko.jpg)

>>297312

>How would your husbando/waifu feel about your interests?

She'd find them either immature or mildly obnoxious,yet some we'd share depending on which ones we speak about. At least at first,since I doubt Motoko would be the sort of person to be interested in building plastic models and she'd be very tired of talking about military science,since it's her job. But we'd be able to talk about various scientific and fictional literature for days,she'd even be able to give me recommendations on both. Maybe eventually she'd find the merit in my other hobbies as well,even if she does not come to love them.

>Is there something from our world they might find a great interest in?

Well,not great interest,no since her world is almost equivalent to ours,yet with technology more advanced. But she'd probably find our political situation intriguing.

>What would be their preferred method of transport?

Well her preffered method of transport in her world is driving herself around,so she'd probably pick it up here too. And drive me around places. I still dream of going on a day-long trip to the aviation museum in one of the provincial cities in my country with her,in some convertible,while listening to the littest of travel mixes. This makes me wonder what sorta music she'd be into now…

>Is there something from their world you'd be interested in?

Is there something from her world I wouldn't be interested in is a better question. There's too many things to really name here,but I'd love to learn more about hexaped tanks,cyberbrains,optical camouflage and also of the highly advanced vidya cyberbrains and super-advanced VR allow for.

>>297314

May be an odd thing indeed,but could you say why? Also which poster are you? Did you post your waifu already? Are you yet to post your waifu?


 No.297338

>>277603

Mental fucking illness the thread. Some of you are really fucked in the head man. But I dont really mind though, you do you.


 No.297349

>>297340

No you should fucking kill yourself nigger, no mentally sane person is going to agree with your bullshit.


 No.297350

File: 8fc4e87d7d82ce4⋯.png (1.18 MB, 611x848, 611:848, ExaltedChampionKhorne.png)

>>297349

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK


 No.297358

>>297349

Normalfags like you should just explode.


 No.297360

File: c36b850dcdf7863⋯.jpg (53.45 KB, 334x248, 167:124, 1481538701274.jpg)

>>297338

Jeez,has it begun already? I mean I thought this place'd last at least five years,before I had to man the barricades again. Fuck off and never come back,faggot.


 No.297365

>>297338

Waifus aren’t tulpas you fucking idiot, everyone knows they aren’t real.


 No.297390

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>297338

>>297349

Normalfags are a plague.

>waifu thread

Vid related


 No.297400

>>297338

Are you the anon that was complaining about the autistic memories thread?

>>297360

>I thought this place'd last at least five years,before I had to man the barricades again

The time is coming when there will be nowhere else to go I fear. We'll have to face reality alone one day, without the support of our robot friends. That's probably better anyways, but I don't know.

>>297365

Speaking as someone that actually has a tulpa, I can confirm. I've come to terms with the fact that I'm mentally ill long ago, but waifu fantasizing is no different from any other fantasizing. Obviously it isn't healthy when people do shit like build shrines for their waifus, but even so they're far from being normalfags.


 No.297403

File: f03c53da3fd0779⋯.jpg (83.41 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, happy.jpg)

File: cd20e226aceefc1⋯.jpg (524.1 KB, 968x1296, 121:162, happy2.jpg)

File: e3730c85a1b5492⋯.jpeg (1.3 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, happy3.jpeg)

File: 585d2d1ec16958b⋯.png (1.92 MB, 830x1245, 2:3, happy4.png)

File: 938021dff241387⋯.jpg (187.8 KB, 1024x993, 1024:993, happy5.jpg)

>>297400

I didn't even know waifu shrines were a thing till now, but it makes me happy knowing they exist.


 No.297404

>>297403

How the fuck could you not know?


 No.297408

>>297404

I live under a rock.


 No.297415

>>297403

Only reason I don't have one is because I'm too poor to make one.


 No.297417

File: 0275f7b26f659ab⋯.jpg (38.45 KB, 720x864, 5:6, photorealismtoko3.jpg)

>>297400

>that's probably better anyways

Is that defeatism I smell? But really,it's just as bad,but you don't have /r9k/ to back you up and make you feel like there are other people in your fucked situation of utter disenfranchisement and unbelonging who you can relate to,instead of the transient connections you make with others who seek improvement,and leave you to your own feelings of detachment from it all,that do not go away not matter how much you change,how many countries you move and how many new jobs you adopt. At least /r9k/,being a gestalt of international,intercultural and purely human displeasure never grows out of it,thus letting you feel some form of kinship with others who are as disconnected as you. Sadly such a network of disconnected,sad and angry people cannot hold long in real life,for sadly someone will always find happiness again and proclaim it all a sham and delusion.

Sadly it isn't,but it's just reality for some people. Anyways,I've tackled IRL without this board's help for the longest of times and I prefer having it around. I do hope admins will be able to remove normalnigs from this board faster that they can swarm for at least a few years more,since the concept of growing old in a foreign country completely alone is simply too depressing to bear for me.


 No.297418

File: 9154a65c132f186⋯.gif (477.29 KB, 240x320, 3:4, ee1ba556861b76d10c3a4005d5….gif)

All I want is just live a simple life with her and provide for her so she can live a comfy NEET lifestyle.


 No.297419

Ok more questions because you anons dont seem to be proactive enough.

Is she quick to jump to conclusions?

Has it somehow worked against her?

How difficult is it to fix such mistakes?

Is there something she regrets?

Is there something you regret about this waifufaggotry of yours?

Would she like living in your den?

Waifu must crash at your place because of reasons, where can she live?

Is there anything about her that has impacted you really hard?

It could be for the better or worse, some meaningful emotional impact or an outright change in your attitude/actions

Does any character in western media resemble her?

Is she immature in any aspect?

Would you like to change it?

Is she merciful or the kind to rip her enemy to shreds?

You are in the auto-destructive mission to annoy her, what tiny things would you do to accomplish this?

Does she have any unusual/quirky fear of something?

Turns out that waifu, through a lot of bullshitery , is now the head of YOUR country.

How well does she fare in the office?

Has she ever done anything embarassing that makes her outright blush in amazement and try to hide her face?


 No.297440

>>297417

Not defeatism, I just think that isolation is the natural state for a robot and that perhaps something like /r9k/ it's softening us in some way, or keeping us from achieving the serenity that we could achieve. I should have worded that differently, I'm normally bad at saying what I want to say clearly.

>I've tackled IRL without this board's help for the longest of times and I prefer having it around

I agree, it is easier, but in the time before I found this place when my life was going to shambles (grades dropping because of a neglect of schoolwork and teachers that would publicly humiliate me, people I thought were losers like me getting laid, my mother doing everything short of disowning me, things like that) I think I grew the most as a person. I believe pain/hardship stimulates growth, maturity, and a strengthening of will. I also believe that it is best faced alone in order to not have any support so that you can exercise your will beyond your current limits of pain. But here isn't the place for this discussion. Also I can't take my own advice anyways because I ended up making a tulpa like some dumb nigger instead of facing my problems like a man. At least any support I get from her is myself in a sense.


 No.297444

File: 8c1d80e36d0c465⋯.png (279.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 26.png)

File: 9c71da99a8c8b2e⋯.jpg (95.11 KB, 909x1286, 909:1286, 67.jpg)

File: dbc2e3562c7efb3⋯.jpg (70.25 KB, 678x768, 113:128, 133.jpg)

File: efe221a6fb5c449⋯.jpg (74.35 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 172.jpg)

>Is she quick to jump to conclusions?

She did suggest that her rivals were not working hard enough for the Love Live

>Has it somehow worked against her?

If you count them winning against her, then maybe, though it was more by chance.

>How difficult is it to fix such mistakes?

Since it was an accident, not really that easy.

>Is there something she regrets?

She probably regrets falling on stage, even though it was an accident that she didn't cause at all.

>Is there something you regret about this waifufaggotry of yours?

I may have gotten a little bit too autistic about my love for her, and now an entire general hates me.

>Would she like living in your den?

If you mean my house, then she would find it alright, albeit somewhat dirty. I would work to clean it up though.

>Waifu must crash at your place because of reasons, where can she live?

I have an old unused bedroom, but I would prefer it of we could sleep in the same place and cuddle through the night.

>Is there anything about her that has impacted you really hard?

Not really. The thing that impacts me the most is her passion for hard work, but she does mention only having motivation for the Love Live, so that reassures me.

>It could be for the better or worse, some meaningful emotional impact or an outright change in your attitude/actions

I have gotten very defensive of her to the point of antagonizing anyone who says negative things about her, even banter. In a way she might be an extension of me in my view.

>Does any character in western media resemble her?

Not really. Although I don't really consume Western media so it's possible, but very unlikely.

>Is she immature in any aspect?

Not really, though she does seem pretty playful sometimes.

>Would you like to change it?

Maybe make her a bit more playful with me, but nothing major.

>Is she merciful or the kind to rip her enemy to shreds?

Depends on how dedicated she is. If it threatens her or someone she loves a lot, she would definitely rip them to shreds.

>You are in the auto-destructive mission to annoy her, what tiny things would you do to accomplish this?

Just poke her every once in a while, maybe rub her cheeks as well.

>Does she have any unusual/quirky fear of something?

Not really. She is somewhat uncomfortable around large groups of people and scared of losing all of her hard work but that's about it.

>Turns out that waifu, through a lot of bullshitery , is now the head of YOUR country. How well does she fare in the office?

She might not be able to handle being the most relevant political figure in the world, but if she could, she would place some policies in place encouraging people to work harder and possibly improve the economy.

>Has she ever done anything embarassing that makes her outright blush in amazement and try to hide her face?

Amazement wouldn't be the right word for it, more like shame. She accidentally fell during a performance, costing her sister's last chance at winning the Love Live.


 No.297452

>>297440

>this whole autobiography

Not that anon, but shit, are you - me? Your description is too fucking accurate to be a coincidence. I don't know whether I should make this saged off-topic post any longer and say more things or not, but I hope that you are treating your tulpa well and that you have less shit in your life than I do.


 No.297460

>>297335

I like your style, my vocabulary isn't good but you come off as a solid, reasonable and cool guy. Your posts are long yet not narcissistic or grandeur, and your relationship with her isn't with the anima (I think) like standard waifuism.

>Also which poster are you?

None.

>Are you yet to post your waifu?

I have infatuations with characters rather than waifus and maybe accidentally made a tulpa or two, I can't devote myself to somebody who isn't real.

>>297440

Internet in general keeps people from correctly introspecting or figuring out their problems by having a place where people will reaffirm their actions and thoughts. I want 8ch to live and at the same time I want it to die already.


 No.297467

File: ec410192e07c4eb⋯.jpg (37.01 KB, 564x700, 141:175, intimidatetoko.jpg)

File: 44e3cebc1dc4cd3⋯.jpeg (856.68 KB, 800x1448, 100:181, unityofbeautyandnightmare….jpeg)

>>297419

>Is she quick to jump to conclusions?

Well,her being a special forces investigator,she has to make multi-sided conclusions quickly,as it's a proffessional skill required of her,so she rarely jumps to poorly thought-out conclusions.

>Has it somehow worked against her?

There have been cases she's faced that bit her and all of Section 9 in the ass for handling them hastily.

>How difficult is it to fix such mistakes?

Really depends on the mistake and if it's fixable or people have already been killed or evidence already lost or not.

>Is there something she regrets?

From what I know she probably regrets letting the Americans have Kuze. I honestly don't know,but like every person she regrets things.

>Is there something you regret about this waifufaggotry of yours?

About Motoko Kusanagi being my waifu? No. About having a waifu in general? A bit,but not really since I don't let it eat my life,since…well my waifu would disapprove of me becoming obsessive and dependent on her for my emotional well-being.

>Would she like living in your den?

I strongly doubt it. She'd have to share a room with me,and share a home with my father and grandmother,both of which would be at least mildly…peeved at having a military cyborg lady crash in to live with their son/grandson. Also,she'd hate the squalor I live in(at least compared to her usual accomodations). Most likely she'd either find a way to resume the long-distance nature of our relationship(since she has work) or maybe use her significant accumulated wealth(at least compared to my level of wealth) to acquire an apartment for just the both of us,if for some really autismal reason we are forced to live together.

>Waifu must crash at your place because of reasons, where can she live?

She'd just live in my room,which is a miserable place with two beds,a wardrobe,two bookcases(OK,one's my old wooden toybox with about two hundred books just stacked on top),and my Gunpla display rafter(made of wood and quite squallid). I'd just end up insisting she sleep in my bed,because it's more comfortable,only for her to insist otherwise,because she's a cyborg. Longer habitation of hers may,as I pointed out above dictate rearrangement of the apartment or us two moving.

>Does any character in western media resemble her?

Honestly when one thinks a bit you can kinda,but not really draw a parallel between Asha Greyjoy and her in the way they act,perceive the world and think,although Asha's much less nice,and much more chaotic as a whole.

(cont.)


 No.297468

File: 56cd6d6c95f42ff⋯.jpg (38.25 KB, 500x833, 500:833, tshirttoko.jpg)

File: dbad1f73808b60d⋯.jpg (393.56 KB, 1533x871, 1533:871, webothknowwhoyourelookinga….jpg)

>Is she immature in any aspect?

Motoko Kusanagi is one of the most mature characters I am aware of,which is one of the reasons I like her so much,since she doesn't become less animate,lively or pleasant,just because she is. Yet she's responsible,controlled and considerate,and capable of retaining integrity even under circumstances with very,very deep emotional significance to her.

>Would you like to change it?

Not at all,no. I enjoy her as she is. Guess I'd like to grow up more,so I can understand her better.

>Is she merciful or the kind to rip her enemy to shreds?

Depending on the enemy and the situation she can do both,but tends to lean towards avoiding killing when appropriate,and killing quickly and efficiently otherwise,since she is a proffessional in the field of killing. Although she has her sadistic or violent moments from time to time,if someone goes out of their way to harm her in combat or harm civillians or in some way commit war crimes.

>You are in the auto-destructive mission to annoy her, what tiny things would you do to accomplish this?

I periodically make bad jokes about cyborgs,women and her femininity. It could work,but the problem with annoying her is that she might actually do something much worse to annoy me,and she's quite better at fucking with people than I am,so I'd rather not even start this.

>Does she have any unusual/quirky fear of something?

Well,I don't think I'd call a fear of drowning or a fear of losing control of her own body irrational or quirky,so no.

>Turns out that waifu, through a lot of bullshitery , is now the head of YOUR country,how well does she fare in the office?

I honestly think she'd either just go crazy and try and push directly transhumanist policy on everyone,but before that she'd have to fix the second-world shithole Bulgaria is.And if she does I'll probably love her even more than I do now.

>Has she ever done anything embarassing that makes her outright blush in amazement and try to hide her face?

Well,surely she must have,but I don't know about it.

>>297460

>your relationship with her isn't with the anima

Can you carefully explain what you mean,because you've made me pretty curious,as to how(if at all) my own relationship differs from standard waifufaggotry,since I feel every single waifufag has a different way of perceiving their relationship,and as so a standard form is hard to generalize(especially among robots,which tend to put more thought into how they see their waifus).


 No.297469

File: 9e9cd2164eedae9⋯.png (312.1 KB, 652x497, 652:497, __kusanagi_motoko_ghost_in….png)

>>297468

I gotta ask the important question, anon. What do you think she is like in bed?


 No.297470

File: fef990d4bdcd0ba⋯.jpg (27.16 KB, 960x540, 16:9, caretofindouttoko.jpg)

>>297469

Now that's an utterly unfair question,but I guess she'd be so much better than me at it,it'd suck for her to do it with me. I mean,I'm an autistic virgin so sex with my waifu is the last thing I think of when thinking about her. But with my knowledge I'd assume she won't mind taking the lead,and running me through how sex works.


 No.297471

>>297470

>sex is the last thing I think of

But, anon, what if she is highly sexually aggressive?


 No.297472

File: f3a2a1c35c546a6⋯.jpg (140.42 KB, 795x1000, 159:200, hauntinglylewdtoko.jpg)

>>297471

Fuck it,I'll make do with that if need be. And,when I consider it,she might be,knowing her character.


 No.297554

File: bc31e608edc2925⋯.jpg (726.55 KB, 1000x833, 1000:833, antimoe gore head narcotic….jpg)

Message from the cartels.


 No.297555

>>297554

Did she died?


 No.297556

>>297554

hope she is okay


 No.297635

>>297452

>>this whole autobiography

Sorry, I got carried away. Interesting that we've got a similar past, I've had a theory for a while that most robot type people have similar pasts, with most female adult figures being incredibly and unapologetically rude to us. I think it's just speculation though. Were your parents also divorced or would fight a lot?

>I hope that you are treating your tulpa well and that you have less shit in your life than I do

She's doing well, thanks she's the only reason I don't just sleep through everything. I don't know about less shit, at this point I think most of life's shit-dumping is over and now I'm just floating through it until I die.


 No.297645

>>297468

>you've made me pretty curious,as to how(if at all) my own relationship differs from standard waifufaggotry

Most relationships with waifus are lovey dovey, ideal/reflective virtues of the self, or sometimes worship. You with Motoko leans a lot more on the platonic if not mature side and give her more autonomy as an individual especially since most waifus are generic moe. Or maybe you are a refined person on the inside, I don't know.


 No.297646

>>297554

Damn, that's my fetish


 No.297651

File: 5ac8cce9a0d0d46⋯.jpg (2.94 MB, 3355x3711, 3355:3711, researching.jpg)

File: d10ceaf3459654b⋯.jpg (108.25 KB, 1336x878, 668:439, sleeping.jpg)

File: a5612c988347e96⋯.jpg (548.45 KB, 3541x5016, 3541:5016, muhwife.jpg)

File: 44c54f0b51184f9⋯.png (969.76 KB, 709x999, 709:999, BEAUTIFUL3.png)

File: 323e69a01f945eb⋯.jpg (258.63 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, oncouch3.jpg)

Contributing to the thread. How have you been Motoko anon? I'm glad this thread is back, it's one of the comfiest of the catalog.

Also you fags reminder that 2D >>>>> 3DPD.


 No.297654

File: 2493187266ba3af⋯.jpg (83.69 KB, 348x505, 348:505, Gross.jpg)

>>282927

>>297315

>>297418

>>282010

>>281923

Nice generic moe waifus, faggots.


 No.297656

>>297554

And who is your waifu, big boy?


 No.297660

>>297654

You have no right to complain about moe if your waifu isn't at least a transformable assault helicopter.


 No.297698

File: 6ab4c6fae8b1614⋯.jpg (80.64 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, wistfulgazetoko.jpg)

File: 2c7de72b6b685e6⋯.jpg (37.19 KB, 960x540, 16:9, smilingtoko.jpg)

>>297645

Who said there aren't at least mildly romantic moments in those short whiles we are together? Not too sappy of course,since neither of us are this sort of person. But yeah,her teaching me autonomy is one of the points of our relationship. If we were glued to eachother all the time,we'd become incredibly tired of eachother.

>>297651

I've been advancing in my university studies,and my study of the Japanese language,but not advancing too much in finding new pix of Motoko that aren't in fact porn. Which of course saddens me.


 No.297722

File: 2dcb85e637d21ab⋯.jpg (273.51 KB, 2480x3188, 620:797, kindofmas.jpg)

File: b56494da340a3a5⋯.png (400.58 KB, 1700x1100, 17:11, christmas.png)

File: 50ba5ad6dc4e87f⋯.jpg (647.63 KB, 3700x3000, 37:30, butterflyeffect.jpg)

File: 189f6a0f88c5de6⋯.jpg (67.73 KB, 700x988, 175:247, qtdress.jpg)

>>297698

What are you studying at uni? I'm actually learning Japanese now too, but I'm just learning the kana right now. It wasn't as hard as I thought, but of course I have not learn much about grammar or vocabulary yet. How much have you learnt about Japanese?

Also is there little Motoko art that isn't lewd or have you already got practically every non-lewd motoko out there?


 No.297725

File: 7d0f3c695ee9689⋯.jpg (202.39 KB, 522x700, 261:350, pleasedtoko.jpg)

>>297722

To your first question,I'm currently doing a bachelor's in geology in order to pursue a master's degree in vertebrate paleontolgy abroad. To your second-I know kana well,and some kanji too,but I've been hard at it for two years. And about your third,there is very little normal art of Motoko and I pretty much have it all.


 No.297754

File: 2febd0e524be091⋯.jpg (101.17 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, notmywaifubutstillcute.jpg)

Well guys, I don't know how much this is related to the topic of waifus currently but hopefully someone bears with this

autistic rambling.

Lately I've been thinking about the price all of us here have paid for the things that we've learned. The train of thought would start with me thinking about how amazing my life would be if my waifu was real and here but then I realized that if my waifu did exist well she would probably despise me, despise the robot. All of us here have paid a price for learning the things we've learned, acquiring the knowledge we acquired and for that knowledge we've suffered the possibly permanent consequences. We've become jaded, bitter, cold; though normally none of this would be so bad, (after all the alternative is being a hedonistic idiot or some woman's slave) but when I fantasize about my waifu and think about my love for her I just can't help but feel disheartened by the fact that even if by some miracle of God she came down to this earth all she would see is a pessimistic jaded prude and be disgusted by that.

We robots we've paid the price for the things we've learned, we've lost things we can never get back. I'm sure most of us here have went through a lot of times where we had to harden our hearts too make it through but I think some of us have had to do that one too many times and now all we're left with is a cold dead heart of stone.


 No.297774

File: c70c27327c5342d⋯.jpg (665.63 KB, 1397x1391, 1397:1391, sunset.jpg)

>>297754

I think one of the questions you're getting at (or at least one I've thought about a lot) is how can you know if your love for you waifu is reciprocated – how can you know if your waifu loves you back, and if not what would the implications be.

But I think I've found comfort in the fact that you chose your waifu for a reason, and what you hold close to your heart is your particular conception of her – you treasure what she means to you. And unless your waifu has some particular canonical reason to hate humankind, I think there is some degree of faith that those qualities would be maintained if she were to ever materialize; the version of her that was materialized would be your conception of her, so if you believe in her it suffices to have confidence that she will reciprocally appreciate you as well.


 No.297777

File: e37b53c9a6c1974⋯.jpg (172.74 KB, 1400x1400, 1:1, f4bac1c43ebf4cafb0980aca8b….jpg)

>>297774

That's probably the best way too look at it. I usually feel alike that but I wasn't feeling so hot at the time and I guess that found itself into my autistic rant. Thanks for the nice words anon, reminded me of what I should usually think like


 No.297895

File: 540044afad0ccc9⋯.jpg (132.97 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ea81c89b-s.jpg)

File: f34050da94c2f5f⋯.png (57.47 KB, 300x169, 300:169, iroduku-the-world-in-color….png)

>>297722

>Hitomi Tsukishiro

Bachelor in Digital Marketing cause I suck at math but know languages and it's the easiest way to get into STEM kek


 No.297904

File: 96edfae2b137066⋯.jpg (103.64 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, hitomiqt.jpg)

>>297895

>Hitomi

Literally best girl of the season and easily in the top 10 of anime girls ever.


 No.298008

>>277605

>Motoko

Absolutely disgusting.


 No.298009

>>298008

As if yours is any better.


 No.298012

>>298009

A trash fire is better than Motoko so i doubt it.


 No.298014

>>298012

Just post your waifu already you fucking retard.


 No.298015

File: 66e7be2ef239e14⋯.jpg (216.02 KB, 600x640, 15:16, kuri3.jpg)

Did the normalfag get his posts erased? I wanted to post smug anime girls


 No.298017

>>298014

Posts yours first you goddamn troglodyte.


 No.298018

>>298017

I already fucking did you moronic shitposter.


 No.298019

>>298015

Thankfully.


 No.298020

>>297315

>could have chose any girl from love live

>picked leah

Sickening

>>298018

If its motoko then hang yourself you moronic shit eater.


 No.298021

>>298020

You sure have a giant estimate of your own taste for not having posted your fucking waifu.


 No.298023

File: 0132ce162e95a1f⋯.gif (1.3 MB, 335x321, 335:321, 286.gif)

>>298020

You don't choose a waifu, she connects with you. At least that's how it was for me.


 No.298026

>>298021

>You sure have a giant estimate of your own taste

As i said, post yours first.

>>298023

>letting trash connect to you

You're better than this robot.


 No.298028

>>298026

You are trolling. I already posted mine a few paragraphs above. Now post your waifu or get the fuck out of this thread.


 No.298029

>>298026

She isn't trash, but you're likely trolling anyway. Now post your waifu if she's so great.


 No.298032

File: 478f6f245e414c1⋯.jpg (109.29 KB, 810x650, 81:65, 9558ac22439ff799b67206a5b2….jpg)

>>298028

>I already posted mine a few paragraphs above.

How am i supposed to know which one is yours you dumb ape.

>you're trolling

You're in denial, but that's ok we can get through this together, you just have to post your waifu so i can fully evaluate the situation.

>>298029

>She isn't trash

If you can tell me why you think this please do.

>post your waifu

Matou Sakura


 No.298033

File: c167fa1e040bf14⋯.jpg (168.22 KB, 596x800, 149:200, ptsdtoko.jpg)

>>298032

So you're not only a faggot,but an edgy faggot? Wow,I'm impressed.


 No.298035

>>298032

>If you can tell me why you think this please do.

she works very hard for her sister despite her shyness and her tripping was a complete accident


 No.298036

>>298033

Any waifu is better than that trashfire you call a waifu, ill take your judgements more seriously as soon as you get better taste.


 No.298038

>>298036

So how come my waifu's a trashfire,pray explain? Also your waifu's a literal fucking rug,so you're not doing much better,even by your own admission.


 No.298039

>>298036

>>298035

>>298033

>>298032

>>298028

>>298026

Its nice that we had 2 of these thresds without waifu fights but I guess it was wishful thinking to think that the peace would go for much longer.


 No.298040

>>298039

Well I just told him why I love my waifu. I never insulted his.


 No.298041

>>298038

>Also your waifu's a literal fucking rug

How dare Sakura not be a badass tsundere like her sister Rin! Hey, do you know what would happen to Sakura if she ever fought back? Zouken would activate the worm he implanted in her body, causing her agonizing pain that would eventually kill her if she kept being defiant. Or she'd get eaten by the worms, like what happened to Kariya. People bitch about her cold response to Kariya's death, but that's just because she's completely demoralized. She just saw the only person in her adopted family defy his father (is Zouken Byakuya and Kariya's father? I'm not sure), and look what happened to him? His body was broken down by crest worms and he died in a dark, lonely basement. Yeah, that'll make a 5-6 year old girl want to go against her grandfather! Being submissive was Sakura's only option. Once Zouken and Shinji are no longer an issue, her backbone comes in full force.


 No.298043

>>298038

>So how come my waifu's a trashfire

Motoko is a SLUT and has multiple lovers and a boyfriend in the manga, the anime is not canon, she was originally a slut which make sense why Batou loves her because he is a cuck that never gets to have sex with her.


 No.298049

File: fbe025fa1f77098⋯.jpg (608.89 KB, 3600x4522, 1800:2261, fTwTkWc.jpg)

>ywn have a beautiful daughteroo with Miia

Why even live?


 No.298050

File: 465d21278a4d6f2⋯.jpg (617.02 KB, 817x1920, 817:1920, Coal.jpg)

>>298049

But anon, your waifu is a coal burner!


 No.298052

>>298050

That's still pretty cute.


 No.298070

File: 2b28442ae64f663⋯.jpg (12.41 KB, 187x255, 11:15, 4be69ca7138bfeba4fb2da98b4….jpg)

>>298050

Fuck it I laughed.


 No.298074

>>298043

You seem to miss the fucking point if her being a slut is what you complain about. Also,furthermore nice logic saying the anime isn't canon,because she's actually an interesting,layered character in the anime.


 No.298080

File: ec6fdb006077842⋯.jpg (681.46 KB, 2048x1670, 1024:835, CYcAy3gU0AAQQFy.jpeg.jpg)

>>298070

>Fuck it I laughed

Here's another one, how have you been miia poster?


 No.298099

File: fed4728719059f9⋯.jpg (74.63 KB, 497x576, 497:576, 1471042859451.jpg)

>>298097

So anyways I do have to ask you a question-how come you condemn cuckime,but have a waifu? Just curious. Now getting back on topic-wanting an actual interesting person with which I can have discussions about stuff as a waifu is something perfectly normal,but yeah I'll concede you this-she does suck in the manga. Because it's a fucking Shirow manga and he writes all his characters in very human if unflattering ways and uses all of his characters for comic relief. Thing is we're talking about her in the anime. And before you go with muh she's a dyke(which can be debated back and forward for aeons),it matters little since if you bothered to read upthread you'd figure out the nature of the relatioship with my waifu. Furthermore by admitting to have a waifu from the Fate series you yourself admit to having taste so shit it's actually a type of biological toxin,thus rendering your opinion on other people's taste shamefully moot.


 No.298103

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46867424

>World's 'loneliest' frog gets a date

>Romeo, known as the world's loneliest frog, has spent 10 years in isolation at an aquarium in Bolivia


 No.298108

Can you guys please stop derailing the thread with your autism?


 No.298115

>>298080

I'm a different Miia poster than upthread. I just got through MonMusu a few days ago, and I can't get over how adorable she is.


 No.298118

File: 4c4b7b3f5036cc8⋯.png (865.72 KB, 747x1200, 249:400, c8300d8fcade1afac9eee38f22….png)

>>298115

>I can't get over how adorable she is.

She is pretty cute.


 No.298277

>>297656

I don't watch Anime, or read manga.


 No.298635

File: 04a4c870ee164c2⋯.gif (600.07 KB, 500x281, 500:281, b37bb1a19b779773e03dc96aab….gif)

File: ed5cac28cc9b114⋯.jpg (24.26 KB, 512x287, 512:287, 529f03229a4469a5d0ecd24769….jpg)

File: e1107487a135c44⋯.jpg (76.41 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 7a_lYhJd4fhLjdgdkYRXC8ihsx….jpg)

Posting the actual, indisputable best Monogatari girl for all the plebs out there.


 No.298636

File: 7a5e50ac1c75604⋯.jpg (111.72 KB, 865x808, 865:808, absolute disgust.jpg)

>>298635

>Monogatari

>good

There's only one pleb here and it's you, motherfucker.


 No.298637

File: 633908a7141b4ca⋯.png (523.73 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, kaiki sip.png)

>>298636

I pity you, being unable to enjoy such a great show.


 No.298638

File: 644c652853a2e2e⋯.jpg (48.38 KB, 433x650, 433:650, Worse.jpg)

>>298636

It could always be worse.


 No.298639

File: 7a35880cb2dbab7⋯.jpg (391.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Too Far.jpg)

>>298638

>he doesn't want a stronk empowered policewomyn (possibly a transwomyn) cyborg to protect him from le ebil incel terrorists threatening Japanese Zuckerberg's technocrtic utopia

Do you even acknowledge you have organic privilege?

>>298637

It's the holy grail of ironic weebdom. Enjoy having shit taste your entire life.


 No.298640

File: f9b29e879f7d4c6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 289.85 KB, 1108x933, 1108:933, 1b201a67b22747d50ec497cefe….png)

>>298639

>possibly a transwomyn

>possibly

I have irrefutable evidence that confirms it.


 No.298644

>>298639

>wanting a generic moeblob to live out your half-baked delusions of young love with

I pity you. Also Gouda is /ourguy/.


 No.298645

File: 94b8c1744186507⋯.jpg (74.02 KB, 675x691, 675:691, [GJM] Space Patrol Luluco ….jpg)

>>298644

>O-oh yeah? I bet you're a strawman!

You can do better.


 No.298646

>>298645

Well,I don't know you're a giant faggot,who hasn't even posted his waifu,but is shitting on mine,because he's trying too hard to be an edgy antiestablishment fuck.


 No.298652

File: 91fa93206dab4e0⋯.png (160.46 KB, 250x521, 250:521, Pururut3.png)

Rate my waifu niggers


 No.298660

File: 0e0db3ac7456fe1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 421.36 KB, 566x800, 283:400, Gay.png)

>>298644

>wanting a generic moeblob to live out your half-baked delusions of young love with

Isn't that the majority of the anons in this thread? Also all of that is objectively better than your waifu having a penis mate.


 No.298661

File: cee4fdb35a0c3f6⋯.png (250.25 KB, 600x632, 75:79, darknessthinks.png)

>>298660

Why do you have so many Motoko futa pics anon?


 No.298662

File: baea15ed34df76d⋯.jpg (636.62 KB, 535x845, 107:169, 1465476123239.jpg)

>>298661

They're easy to look up and save.


 No.298663

>>298660

>not liking dickgirls

Also,I do hope you're jesting when implying Motoko is one.


 No.298665

>>298663

>show you evidence that motoko is trans

>jesting

>likes dickgirls

Checks out.


 No.298668

>>298666

*there are

FTFY. Also,unironically fuck these people. Generally fuck any normalnigs in the anime community.


 No.298670

File: eeb63ad71cd78db⋯.jpg (67.43 KB, 668x669, 668:669, Pain.jpg)

>>298665

>there are people who actually believe this

>>298668

>FTFY

I was working on it.


 No.298677

>>298675

>derailer

Who? I was just pointing out that the motoko poster sperged out over a clear joke.


 No.298678

>>298677

>somebody's annoyed people are shitting on his waifu

<lel it was just a joke bruh

>>>/cuckchan/


 No.298681

>>298678

>anon jokes about waifu

>REE HOW DARE YOU SHIT ON MY WAIFU FAGGOT REEEE

It's nothing to be ashamed of happens to the best of us just take it down a notch next time.

>cuckchan

Not an argument.


 No.298682

>>298681

I could go on and tell you all about how this board's meant for autistic fucks,but that'd be a very autistic level of damage control.


 No.298683

File: c0584e8bb87bfa9⋯.jpg (47.91 KB, 492x449, 492:449, 14.jpg)

>>298682

>I could go on and tell you all about how this board's meant for autistic fucks

That's exactly why i said that it happens to the best of us, however i find that acknowledging your sperg outs helps you do it less.


 No.299828

File: 74f29263acaf7e8⋯.png (2.14 MB, 1152x2048, 9:16, 01.27 Mai waifu.png)

File: eb78ebfe1c8f494⋯.png (309.89 KB, 1080x675, 8:5, why can't you be real.png)

I've been getting better at finishing pieces. I just inked and colored this sketch I did a while ago. I'd like to git gud at backgrounds too but perspective is a bitch. I've done a few others that I might share but I don't know if they're worth it. I might ink a few of my sketches tomorrow.

>>287217

>What about her personality resonates with you? How does she inspire you?

Definitely the altruistic "with great power…" bits. Selflessness has always been a trait I admire.

>>297312

>How would your husbando/waifu feel about your interests?

First of all, I'm surprised that none of you niggers called this guy out on his husbando faggotry. To answer your question, idk. She's into basketball so I doubt bideo gaymes and cuckime would be all that appealing to her. Perhaps comic books would be interesting to her because she comes from one, but other than those I don't think she'd be very interested. I think she would be willing to be a reference model for my drawings if only she was god damned REAL.

>Is there something from our world they might find a great interest in?

I think she'd be very interested to know how shit her father's comic has become, and how he's somehow gone backwards in maturity although I hear that the current Nick Spencer run is okay. Haven't had the motivation to pick it up or read it online though.

>What would be their preferred method of transport?

Web-swinging, of course.

>Is there something from their world you'd be interested in?

The kid in me would love to meet all the superheroes and whatnot, but mostly I'd be interested in training myself to become a sort of Punisher style vigilante, and then by complete happenstance we end up teaming up to become an unstoppable crime-fighting duo and she falls hopelessly in love with me and we all live happily ever after the end.

>>297419

>Is she quick to jump to conclusions?

Sometimes, she is a bit inexperienced of course, being only a teenager adult now though, but if I get to choose I'd prefer to base my waifu faggotry on her when she was a teenager or at least young adult for peak fertility.

>Has it somehow worked against her?

I suppose it's put her in danger but she's able to overcome it.

>How difficult is it to fix such mistakes?

They're normally resolved in a few issues or the writer forgets about them, as it is with most superheroes.

>Is there something she regrets?

Probably the way she handled her clone, but I think she also often blames herself for little mistakes that aren't really her fault (but that's mostly projection like what I said in my post here >>299679 in fact I think a lot of my answers will apply to this.

>Is there something you regret about this waifufaggotry of yours?

I think it makes me feel sort of childish, fantasizing over a comic book character, but I really think that my love for her outweighs my shame for it.

>Would she like living in your den?

Probably not, I live in the suburbs and there's no way she would be able to swing anywhere. My mother would disapprove of a superhero living here so she'd have to hide her identity around the house which would be annoying. Ideally she'd be willing to stay here because I'm here, but she'd probably feel stifled living here, as I do. Ideally we could have an apartment in NY where we could have a big collection of superhero gadgets and whatnot.

>Waifu must crash at your place because of reasons, where can she live?

There's a spare room across from my own that used to be used as a guest room years ago, but is now filled with clutter. That room could be cleaned and used for her, it has a closet with a shelf she could hide her costume on, and a window she could open to leave in a hurry. But if necessary my bed is big enough for two.


 No.299831

File: 3e08d95935ca74d⋯.jpg (2.53 MB, 1376x2088, 172:261, 1e94ccfa914525733669072e32….jpg)

>>299828 (cont)

>Is there anything about her that has impacted you really hard?

>It could be for the better or worse, some meaningful emotional impact or an outright change in your attitude/actions

That's a bit of an odd one, because pretty much the same principles that come from The Amazing Spider-man translate over to Spider-girl stuff, and I read through just about every Spider-man comic before I even knew she existed, so I guess any of the things about her that have had any impact on me were done first and admittedly better by Spider-man. But like I mentioned before, "with great power comes great responsibility" has been a big influence to me.

>Does any character in western media resemble her?

:^)

>Is she immature in any aspect?

>Would you like to change it?

A little brash and quick to anger perhaps, but I wouldn't change it. It reminds me of myself, I sometimes quickly take offense at things because I'm always on edge where others are concerned.

>Is she merciful or the kind to rip her enemy to shreds?

Merciful. I think it's nice how she wants to keep her enemies alive in order to show that she's better than they are, but I do think that it shouldn't get in the way of protecting the innocent and all that.

>You are in the auto-destructive mission to annoy her, what tiny things would you do to accomplish this?

Probably tease her for being the type of person that feminist niggers love to use in their propaganda, or just do dumb shit like poke her. I don't think she'd easily get annoyed by someone she knows though, and she'd probably take it in stride.

>Does she have any unusual/quirky fear of something?

Not that I can remember.

>Turns out that waifu, through a lot of bullshitery , is now the head of YOUR country.

>How well does she fare in the office?

I don't think that she would like it. Maybe it would be interesting to her for a little while, but she would probably dislike trying to help people from within the confines of an office. Maybe she could be the head of a national police force, but I doubt she'd want to be a politician. Regardless, I think that any of the problems she'd try to solve are unable to be changed with law, and are more flaws in human nature. I suppose she'd settle for getting more money to the boys in blue.

>Has she ever done anything embarassing that makes her outright blush in amazement and try to hide her face?

Nothing that's shown in the comics but the prospect of her getting embarrassed at something does make me smile, at least the idea that she'd be willing to confide in me about it.

>>298080

>taking advantage of the One More Day cucking to get a qt arachno-wife

I like this version of Spidey.


 No.301169

File: 89b3a1665e0adcb⋯.jpg (225.01 KB, 716x999, 716:999, 6e8904bc3270f02786e4cb935c….jpg)

>TFW no QT pilot gf


 No.301182

File: ef0ceb6f31c3fdf⋯.gif (1.04 MB, 800x600, 4:3, 3019831209.gif)

i made some oc for you guys


 No.301183

>>301182

no thanks, you can keep it.


 No.301190

File: 37f24cce855df77⋯.gif (52.02 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1482605926303.gif)

>>301182

>chad penises


 No.301200

File: 4354f8b7232eba3⋯.gif (8.22 MB, 780x602, 390:301, lol.gif)

>>277736

sprakleponinifag


 No.301263

File: 4ab29c42ec18547⋯.jpg (63.86 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 4ab29c42ec1854709e766a1271….jpg)

>>301182

The worst thing is, this is probably someone's reality


 No.301273

>>301263

As his wife is getting fucked, hes probably thinking to himself "atleast I'm not an incel".


 No.301405

File: 3a3ade143457226⋯.png (513.46 KB, 800x600, 4:3, everything_i_say_is_right.png)

>>301182

breddy gud/10 orioriporioriroriroroiroirorioriororroiroroiroiroiroriororoiorioriroriroiroirorioiroirorioiroioriginaloyoufuckingniggerpieceofshitwhorebot


 No.301414

File: 29a7c4115351e6c⋯.jpg (49.13 KB, 640x506, 320:253, shock.jpg)

>>298670

>headcanon

What?

Anyways, Motoko has literally always been a female. This is shown in the flashbacks where she is in a hospital along with a boy who she fell in love with. What would imply that Motoko was a man before being put in her new body?

Anways, it would be impossible to be "trans" when cyberbrains and brain transplants are commonplace. Even if Motoko was a male before being transplanted into a female body, it would not be transgenderism, because it's a fully functioning female body along with a fucking cyberbrain which has no sex-based characteristics.


 No.301430

>>301414

Yeah, it would be like saying that one guy who swapped bodies with the geishas was trans when he was just a drunk horny fucker.


 No.301440

>>301414

Headcanon is what you think of about things that are not explicitly said in the story. So for example if you thought that some character likes fat losers but nowhere in the source material does it say that, then it's headcanon. But also I think that it's possible that the retard in the pic is saying that she was trans before the robo-bod. Keep in mind these niggers can't into logic and will disagree with anything that proves them wrong, pushing the requirement for proof farther and farther back.

<"Yeah, you've proved X isn't true, but what about Y? Yeah but what about Z? Yeah but…"


 No.301606

>>297554

Goddammit i just fapped to guro


 No.301712

>>297774

> unless your waifu has some particular canonical reason to hate humankind, I think there is some degree of faith that those qualities would be maintained if she were to ever materialize; the version of her that was materialized would be your conception of her, so if you believe in her it suffices to have confidence that she will reciprocally appreciate you as well.

>>297777

>That's probably the best way too look at it.

My problem isn't so much "imagine my waifu could love me" so much as "if she is THAT open-minded, why would she love ONLY me? Wouldn't she also be loving towards other guys as well, and then disgust me by fucking them?"

To be a discerning waifu, she must learn to hate who I hate, so that I will not be disgusted by her fraternizing. If I were to share her, I could only tolerate those who I respect, which are few.


 No.302507

File: e03a2cf2845baca⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 618.45 KB, 1500x1275, 20:17, eb08971bd53cfc9d0834d31634….jpg)

File: ddc03353a3937dc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.55 MB, 1800x2000, 9:10, 42a8c486f15324d35e5bd2d566….png)

File: 8a62ff3ab006472⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 827.2 KB, 1500x1350, 10:9, 44989a9b988f9800044b9b6741….jpg)

>>298118

she sure is


 No.305442

Just realized cuckchan has their own waifu general.


 No.305784

File: 48f5b5e0c34d815⋯.jpg (172.28 KB, 627x917, 627:917, bdb19c576bc276d4b614ce7924….jpg)

Yasuho Hirose is the best waifu.

She could probably beat your waifu in a fight without lifting a finger.

She isn't some dumb ass wannabe fighter like Aqua from Konosuba, Yasuho has fighting spirit! She has the drive to win! Determination! Resolve! And she looks hella cute!

She's not just another blonde bimbo or brunette tsundere, she's a pink-haired Morioh Warrior!


 No.305785

>>305784

And she's got Paizuri Park


 No.305789

>>305784

Your waifu looks like a man.




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