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Let's talk about comfy, unrealistic fantasies you had. I often allow myself to indulge either in thoughts about anime romances before sleep or I think of an unrealistic, but incredibly comfy convoluted scenario that I would like to find myself in.

>Antarctica, or some other incredibly cold place

>A blizzard is raging on.

>There is a single bathtub filled with warm water

>It's separated from the outside by a nigh-impossible to destroy material that covers it from above, this material only allows air to go through, and enough of it for the bathtub to always feel as if it's filled with enough oxygen to easily sustain one person or two.

>The water is constantly warm, and the water supply is infinite maybe it's taken from the snow around? Who knows., and the water level can be changed at will.

>You cannot drown yourself as you will get a gasmask that supplies you oxygen and a pair of comfortable goggles if you decide to raise the water level above your head.

>You can reach towards the walls of the bathtub, as they are actually very thick and they will act like compartments in which you will find different things.

>Basic needs are suplied by those compartments, you have a comfortably suitated hole to pee, shit and orgasm into, there is an infinite amount of food inside of the bathtub and at any time you can take out an electronic completely water-proof menu from one of the compartements to get yourself a meal, which will be chosen by you just tapping on one of the options, you will be also able to throw it away by the trash, or the toilet compartment. Drinks including ironically water are accessed the same way.

>Another compartment gives you access to a selection of completely waterproof electronics, starting with a high-end gaming pc probably a laptop or a pc that you are not able to remove from the comparment, you are just given a hanging monitor as well as a mouse, a keyboard and something to put them on due to the size of the bathtub with fast, always accessible internet connection, to different consoles and basically anything else you might want.

>Finally, you can move the bathtub to any place you want, by opening the next compartement, which will make it walk towards targeted location. There are also controls for changing temperature of the water, and adding or/and removing it from the bathtub. You can get from the Arctic to the Hawaii if you really want, and the water temperature will adjust automatically unless you change it manually, there should also be a button to revert to automatic setting to make it healthy and comfortable for you.

>Probably some excercise gear, and automatic medical-care would be put in there as well, accessed, once again, by a selection in an compartement.

>I imagine myself in this bathtub, completely removed from all my problems, sitting in it, with countless ways to entertain myself, but for the current moment chosing none of them, just watching the blizzard outside, and laying there comfortably, in warm water, knowing that I can just play tommorow, slowly drifting towards sleep as I watch the snow pile on the cover above me and fly around in different directions, as the wind throws it all over the place.

Share your own comfy fantasies if you have one, and tell us what do you think of if you want to feel a little bit more comfy.


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I fantasize about piloting big robots all the time.



I respect you deeply. I fantasize about being the main character of a super robot show a lot.


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My fellow basketball american.


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Here's a bit of literal comfy for you: I often fantasize about jumping into a ball pit full of fluffy pillows. I would jump in and get lost in a pool of softness and warmth.

Also, I sometimes fantasize about being sort of intergalactic truck driver. Basically, I would pilot a small cargo ship from one place to the next, drifting peacefully among the stars. Sometimes stopping for a refuel and a warm meal at a space station's diner. Simply, comfy, peaceful, and relatively isolated.


Post-societal collapse innawoods cabin with a nice fireplace and a stew made from stuff from the forest, like rabbit and herbs



> Also, I sometimes fantasize about being sort of intergalactic truck driver. Basically, I would pilot a small cargo ship from one place to the next, drifting peacefully among the stars. Sometimes stopping for a refuel and a warm meal at a space station's diner. Simply, comfy, peaceful, and relatively isolated.

Although I really like fantasies like that I never actually consider them fully "comfy", mostly because I feel I would always be stressed out in those situations.

First of all I wouldn't be able bo lay, sitting for hours in a quite uncomfortable position, and I would eventually feel the weird feeling of being cold.

Second of all, I would be stressed by the deadline no matter how relaxed it is.

Third of all, I couldn't just fall asleep during the job, which I consider to be the most comfy.

Although small changes to this fantasy would rectify all of that for me.


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I like imagine myself as a welder in the Arctic. I'd be high up on some incomplete structure, welding steel together with the heat of the electric arcs keeping me warm, making me continue welding until my job is finished for the day.


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Trigger Warning: 3DPD

While listening to music with female singers (or an all-female band), I often imagine I've met her (or them) and dream up of all manner of fun and happy interactions. Absolutely none of them are sexual or romantic, just events like– fuck, can't remember any at the moment, these fantasies come and go with the song. But next time I'll try to remember for your cringing pleasure. Pics unrelated: don't fall for the barefoot running maymay; guck you again, /fit/ .



dude i do barefoot running all the time

you're just a weak faggot



your feet will eventually get calloused and this won't happen anymore. it would've been better if you started running barefoot as a kid.



Sounds like the perfect sequel to cowboy bebeop.



What kind of foods do they serve at this diner anon?


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Removing thots.


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the only fantasies that calm me down and give me the will to live just to potentially witness one are apocalyptic fantasies. stuff like massive societal collapse, mass extinction events, a huge number of people dying, the death of humans as a whole, etc

the idea of watching a mother watch her child die from starvation, watching a father have to prostitute out his children like they do in Venezuela just to feed them, people dying en mass, this society being destroyed, etc, are the only kind of fantasies that are comfy for me. i hate this world and ive basically always was a deep misanthrope, since the longest time, so cataclysmic fantasies are ones i often have


this too. i regularly fantasize about non-existence and begging god for non-existence, because life is suffering, and i honestly dont enjoy life and i dont want to partake in it




Removing thots with a giant robot. Of course there are other fantasies about a loving 3D waifu and social/career success. However, the worse things get the more spiteful my fantasies become. I'm sure it's the same for others. So start up those Metal Gears, activate those Gundams and check the batteries in your Eva. We're going on a thot hunt.







My grandfather built a vacation home for himself and my grandmother in a seaside village that has a single person living there during the winter. The closest people, other than that woman live in the next village over, 2km away. My mother used to leave me there with my grandparents all summer long because she had to work, and the place reminds me of better times in general.

All I want is to figure out a way to survive without working, and go live there.



Rolling across an endless hellscape of blasted trenches in my MkV tank. There is no one but my crew and I. The sound of artillery and gunfire can be heard in the distance; it does not matter however. There is no life in this sector. There is no life anywhere on my path. The extradimension I find myself in is an endless void populated by the dead of war. We scavenge what we need from the battlefield, sometimes we may stop and find a temporary home in the trenches. We always return to the tank. We say it is in hope of finding the end of it all, but secretly we all know we have become one with this fate and can not exist without it.




i dont understand nor appreciate vague references of media i dont consume

i was being serious in my post, i think life is suffering and god is cruel and i regularly fantasize about non-existence. i dont care for your faggy bullshit stories about your tank rides


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I sometimes fantasize about living in a bunker in the desert



>The First World War didn't exist until EA invented it

Brainlets get out


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>be poor kid

>taking a bath during colder months

>parents cant afford to run heat all the time so have space heater in the bathroom

>the water is warming the submerged parts of my body and the space heater is warming unsubmerged parts

>get out and wrap self in a towel in front of the heater to dry off




this guy right here

kaczynski is my idol, if shit isn't better by the time I'm 35, then I'll make it a lot worse


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Ready to remove thots.

I want mine to be a jet also.


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I think a lot about traveling. I would just pack a bag of food and clothing along with a small digital camera and leave. I wouldn't tell my family where I was going because I woouldn't know either. I'd walk around taking snap shits while exploring different places like gondola. But I'd probably run out of money and end up murdered somewhere

I just want to be a wanderer



I've considered the nomadic life, out on the open road, back of a van or bus converted into a living space.. but man, I fucking hate driving. It makes me so tense and frustrated, and when I spend too long on a stretch of road I start to get bad anxiety unless I've driven that route a bunch of times already.


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>you will never fight Rostieul in Unit 01



How the fuck could a bathtub fit all that shit in it?

Also, have fun dying from your flesh stripping away slowly from being in water for too long.


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I have multiple that turn on and off but the one I currently have is making a giant band that plays whatever genre it wants touring small towns in America, Canada, and Australia with a dedicated cult following, only the truest fans go to our shows since I beat them up and they sometimes come up on stage with their own instruments or take over someone else's then soon we have the entire audience playing music in a venue so dissonant that would make Sunn O))) jealous.


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Mecha are better than 2D even. I ain't a dumb zeekfag like you,but I honestly fantasize about piloting my trusty GM series MS into battle against Zeon and Titans and Neo Zeon and all in between for the sake of peace in the Earth Sphere.


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I have a bone to pick with those fucking Sleeve thots for sure.



>I don't care about your faggy bullshit stories about your tank rides

His fantasy sounded a bit more genuine than your whinging about how you want all of humanity to die,but whatever. Military-themed escapism is the comfiest for me,since it allows me to both fantasize about normalfags dying,but also about having a purpose in life too.Still don't get how you became so butt-blasted.



Having the power to stop time and enter a parallel dimension where I can do whatever I want with no consequences to the integrity of the other dimension. In this dimension every living creature is frozen in time but they can still be manipulated by me, and the day/night cycle and seasons still change, though there isn't ever any dangerous weather or natural disasters.

Also Im immortal, though I will continue to age as normal if I return back to the other dimension. Furthermore, I never build a tolerance to Kratom or other drugs and each time I use it I get the best possible effects and they last twice as long as they normally would.

I'd have access to the internet updated to the point in which I stopped time.

Electricity is always flowing too.

Basically I would spend my days using Kratom to put me in a super comfy, euphoric, and motivated mood while I play vidya all day and watch anime. I would want to replay all the Pokemon games from red to emerald and relive my childhood.

Another hobby of mine would be to go scavenging for hot women in which I'd store in a nearby house for later "use".

Eventually I'd probably start mastering skills such as drawing, guitar, lifting, shooting, and animating so that I could, on occasion, return to the other dimension to show them off.



Anon, how worth it would it be to smuggle kratom into a ban state?



It's an escapist fantasy that recreates the subconcious memory of being in my mom's womb but in a more pleasant way, don't try to bring realism into this shit. It's a magical fucking bathtub that just has all of his shit, and is filled with magical water that doesn't hurt me in any way shape or form.



I have sometihng of a similar fantasy, but instead of parallel dimension I imagine a great library which has every piece of culture that humanity has produced, is producing and will ever produce in the future, including vidya, anime, books, manuals etc. There are all the necessary things to comfortably use those media.

I still age but time is slowed in a way that one second in this world is a hilariously over the top number of years googolplex passes in the library world then a second passes in the real world, so the actual time I have is so fucking long that I don't have to worry about it*, and although there isn't necessairly an internet connection, I can share this ability with other people, and by synchronizing times that we enter this world Which is done naturally by just wanting to do that**, we share a connection that allows us to play vidya, watch anime together, shitpost on the semi-internet, etc.



I'm interested, anon, why is it you've constructed your world with some inconsequential amount of aging rather than none?


I daydream too damn much about finding myself a drifter in fantasy world like one day i wake up somewhere like thedas or the valley of kings and spend my life walking the world like im the man with no name or kenshiro



Not him, but in some ban states, it's as illegal as acid or heroin I believe. Motherfucking government always gotta fuck with us. Legal in my state for now so I bought four kilos.


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I like to fantasize about living in the woods in my tiny cabin in a magic world (so I can have running water and heat despite being in the middle of the forest) and one day on my walk finding an injured young soldier or something. So I take him to my home and nurse him to health, and he falls in love with me and we bake delicious cakes and go on picnics together. Bonus points if we are some fantasy race, too. Boring, I know, I'm a hopeless romantic. (I totally didn't spend the last half hour drawing this.)

But sometimes I also fantasize about living in a huge city (like New York) in an apartment, and my roommate is a super fashionable cool Indian lady, and she takes me shopping and to fancy events and restaurants. I don't know why the lady has to be Indian. That's just how it is.


that is so awesome. I wonder why anyone hasn't done that already


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that first fantasy sounds really nice actually

your art look nice too





Are you a woman in the first fantasy?


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Friendly reminder that gays and (((traps))) are degenerate scum



sorry, don't ban me please?



Which are you? One is substantially worse than the other. If your a tranny/(((trap))) then you best be on your way.



Fags should fuck off too but its hard to make a case for them to be banned. But tranny's and trap fucks, thats much easier.


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I think about playing Gmod with you guys.


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Sounds comfy anon. No need to be embarassed


I fantasize about owning enough of those fancy silicone sex dolls to have them fill a pool, and then lying down on top of it while fucking one of them. Also I fantasize about dressing them up in cute clothes and giving them different wigs.



>its hard to make a case for them to be banned

No it isn't. They're fags. Case and point. All done.


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>implying I'm a zeekfag just because I like their Mobile Suits

>not having your MS tastes and faction tastes separated

I'm sorry for your loss, anon.

As for other comfy unrealistic fantasies, even such more minor thinks like maintaining your own mech, washing it, polishing it, cleaning its vents, joints, sensors, optimizing its system and controls in my own hangar/garage makes my heart get a big, sturdy boner. I get a bit less excited about thinking same things for tanks, aircrafts or other military vehicles for some reason, probably because these aren't constantly portrayed as very strong combat units as mecha though in reality there's no possibility they could surpass real existing combat vehicles. Yet I like to believe that mechs could find their place in reality warfare as very specialized units. I guess that's one of the other comfy fantasies of mine.

I'd buy myself a car to at least somehow poke at this weird itch, but this is quite pricey and I don't really need a machine used for transportation whose speed and functionaluty are heavily regulated by the traffic, the rules and the amount of money you must give for the fuel, maintenance and a bit less significant things like special seasonal tires.

I don't even remember the last time I had to leave my city.


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I wished i lived in a ykk like area. Away from it all, near the sea with decaying roads and an generally empty world devoid of people.



> Ifindoming

what the fuck is "ifindoming"



I feel that with fags it depends on the person. The idea of banning traps is that they're literally taking injections to chemically alter themselves to look and act like a woman. With fags they just like dick, but might not act like a woman.

t. my brother's a homo

Funnily enough he hates most gay guys because they act and look like women.



Every fag I've ever known has been a human trainwreck, physically and mentally. The super fit, hyper stylish, classy and cultured faggots are an extreme minority within a minority. Most of them are psychos who love molesting little boys and doing as many drugs as possible to destroy themselves in an out of control hedonistic death spiral.


Anyone else like to imagine floating in outer space, in a comfy lonely spacecraft with infinite supplies?


Hi, Ted.


Why welding? Why not just lie comfortably within your warm, isolated iglo?


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You've clearly never been to Hell's Kitchen. Idk what it's like there now but when I was a teenager the place had a huge amount of gay men and most of them acted like normal men. I think now that gay marriage is legal most fags have no reason to appear manly. Besides, the normal acting gays don't exactly wear a sign on their head that says "I'm attracted to men". But yeah, most of them these days are like you described.

I think that if the gay guy in question were to post here and not be actively seeking to make us all gay, then it's fine. Of course we'd need to take it on a case-by-case basis. Not all fags are equal.


I often fantasize about having my own Starship Enterprise like from TNG and commanding a crew of androids based off of Data. I'd do some missions where I'd have to interact with real people, like maybe bringing supplies to a colony or transporting people through dangerous territories, but for the most part I'd just drift through space with my android buddies.



The reason is quite simple actually, and in a stupid way but I felt like I needed some small flaw, and because I felt that even with all the media in the world, I would get bored eventually, and if I decided to use that ability right before death or something I would be too scared to come back to the real world, but also too bored to stay in the alternate dimension.



Could always get a tractor. I saw a 1937 Farmall with a new paint job sell for $2500 a while back. Old tractors in need of a good bit of elbow grease can often be had for a few hundred bucks, and they're a lot simpler to work on than cars. If you really, really want to go low budget you could also look into lawn mowers/garden tractors.



>Why welding?

I love welding. I love being able to combine two solid objects into one. It feels so cathartic.


>wake up

>still dark out

>roll out of bed and stretch, hearing my joints pop

>I sigh and walk to the bathroom

>relieve myself

>get dressed in clean clothes

>head downstairs

>wife is in the kitchen cooking breakfast

>kiss her good morning

>we talk about chores to do

>she goes to wake the children

>i sip my coffee and make a mental checklist of what needs to get done today

>say good morning to my smiling children who reply in turn

>eat breakfast as a family

>be content

>go outside to begin tilling the soil

>enjoy the cool air and pine trees

That's about it.


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>stumble on one of those crazy threads on /x/ where someone claims to actually be a vampire

>everyone laughs them off because it's obviously some fat goth roastie but I take them seriously

>after several weeks of a back and forth the thread's about to die and they tell me they actually posted on the board just so I could see it

>an unknown burner email address sends me a message, telling me to be somewhere at a certain night

>as a suicidal and depressed man with nothing to lose I go, half-expecting a painful death

>pretty much the perfect waifu except for being 3D but it doesn't count because vampires don't have reflections

>we spend the night talking before vampire hunters burst into the building

>I get shot but they save my life by inducting me into their blood rites making me one of them

>we have all kinds of wacky hijinks just trying to survive as she turns out to be the perfect waifu

>after some years the ultra-secret Judeo-Salafist Vatican order of latex nun assassins comes after us destroying our joyous time together

>wear all black and take over the secret world together as a Saturday morning cartoon villain

I've been waiting nine years for my 14-year old self's dreams to come true. One day…




>Winter knocks out the power for the entire town


>Everything looks different from the lack of street lights

>It's dark, but I can still see everything

>Decide to go outside.

>Suddenly get this urge to run in the dark

>Feels like I can sweep across the dark with ease


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>galactic truck driver

I have recurring dreams (since childhood) of being a trucker (really a human supervisor/mechanic for what's basically a self-driving cargo ship) in some kind of cyperpunk world. I'd travel through smog-overcast or nighttime megaopolisi in my gigantic hovering truck/house, maybe stopping to get some weird snacks from a futuristic convienience store or something.

I remember specifically a memory from a dream of traveling on a monorail through a fog-covered city that was entirely 70-story tall pagodas. Another memory of traveling though a bladerunner-esque city and then watching it dissapear from view as I went down a long bridge into the sea.


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>Wishing to live in a shitty edgy shounen anime

>Still clinging on to a childish dream about a cliche mysterious waifu

>Still wanting to be a wacky anime villain

You are a man of high taste, and I completely agree with you on your fantasy. Your fantasy made me nostalgic for the teenage days when I wrote shitty stories in anime atmosphere with cliched characters and antagonists like "mysterious masked man" while overusing the "villain protagonist" trope and trying to make the protagonists still likeable despite having a seemingly evil goal like conquering the world. I wish to relieve the fun of those days and it never quite works out. The only thing you fucked up is wanting the waifu to be 3D instead of wanting to be made into an anime character

I'll be honest I wish that I was living the life of a character in a fun, edgy-but-self-aware story where I counqer/save the world with the power of friendship, surrounded by quirky friends while being just as quirky as them and a lot of cute girls, doing wacky fun shit together and going on adventures, defeating episodic enemies and traveling the world, visiting interesting places where we take a rest, but at the same time always find some adventure or mystery to solve.

I want this to be a world with horror elements used in an non-horror fashion just like with you. I want vampires, cute werewolf monstergirls, ghost girls and other types of horror monstergirls that are almost always an example of "dark but not evil" motif, and be filled with mysterious gigantic castles, bizzare legend-filled villages, etc like something from Soul Eater, D.Gray-Man or similary themed shounen.

And also the obvious "enemy that appears and makes everyone band together despite their differences to defeat him with the power of friendship" should be the "mysterious masked enemy" and be called "Nyarlathotep" as a reference to Lovecraft.

God real life sucks



God dammit I didn't need this level of nostalgic memories. All those dreams that could never come true. Fuck. Maybe I should have fantasized about being a sports star or something that's humanly possible like all the other little tykes, something about your childhood dreams being physically unachievable cannot be healthy.


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To be fair, it's no less realistic than wishing for global Communist revolution, racial harmony, world peace, becoming the next big e-celebrity, a pure 3D woman existing or believing that a boomer neocon will create the Fourth Reich. I'd rather keep my childhood fantasies alive than give into the absolute bullshit even adult normalfags believe in.


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I'm obsessed with fantasizing about being a hero in Fate/ Nasuverse series.

>being able to summon some legendary hero from history and doing battle along their side

>learning first hand about how the world use to be back in older days

>being able to potentially learn magic

>the adrenaline rush of being in fight in which i could actually die in

>saving the world

Its a bunch of silly fantasies that will never happen. I will never wake up one day and find myself in this new and exciting world where I will have to fight for my life with some ancient qt by my side. It's such a painful thought.



At least we're self-aware.



>those wishes

Everyone hopes to be a protag. once they're seen how little influence they actually have. Also, anyone who realizes how boring this world is (at least when you can't play chess with it via billions of dollars) would want to have a world with more. E.g. I'd love a world with magic too. But one must realize, would that auto-make you a protag? Or would you be guy number 10 (not Emiya for example).



Even being a secondary character would be better than what we have now.


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Honestly, I wouldn't really care if I was the protagonist or not. As the anon below you put it, even being a background character would be better than what I currently have going on. Even if I could not participate in a Holy Grail War, this is still Nasuverse we're talking about and i can still craft some exciting adventure out for myself. The chances of dying some painful death are high, but I would rather go out in a blaze than slowly waste away in my room.


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I'm fine with being an irrelevant side character. I'd actually prefer to have some utterly frivolous adventures that snowball into relatively big deals with the B-listers than deal with the grail war or anything of that magnitude.


I think war is very comfy, I often fanatasize about being in a war. No women (well there won’t be once a real war starts), heightened senses, numbness, death, predatory instinct, bonding with someone, crushing boredom then overwhelming danger. It’s all very comfy to me and I hate that I was born in the era of (((world government))) and the (((U.N.))), where my best chance would be peace keeping in some African or Arab shit hole where I can’t even use my gun unless I get shot at. I also think that going into space would be comfy. I always wanted to be an astronaut but I’m not smart enough, and I wouldn’t like being stuck on the ISS, or any ship, with so many other people that I have no choice but to interact with. Plus as a robot I have poor social skills so everyone will dislike me anyways.

Thank you for reading anon.




Side-character doesn't mean, e.g. Illiya, Kohaku, Satsuki, etc. No, side character means male number 4 or female number 6 who suffers at the hands of Shinji's school spell or dies on the news.


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>"You don't understand! You're not allowed to have fun!"

Yeah, alright. You enjoy that vivid imagination of yours, robot.



>He doesn't know the difference between side and background character.



Vivid imagination has nothing to do with it. The statement was that a fake world would be better, but, probabilistically, one would be a background character.



>Still insisting that there can be no fun allowed in imagination land

Jesus, you're pathetic.



In imagination, anything is fine, all I was pointing out was that, should it have actually been reality, it'd suck a lot. Consider your average wuxia. Yeah, powers magic & shit, but the mortality rate sky rockets.


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What the hell are you even going on about?


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Am I a brainlet? What is this word?


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>Consider your average wuxia. Yeah, powers magic & shit, but the mortality rate sky rockets.

>the mortality rate sky rockets.



He's talking about the probability of an event.



Yeah, I agree. It was a tough call whether or not I should have written that given how advanced our modern warfare has become. However, consider a lot of the alterate world shit I've read, there always is a point where your mortals or villagers just get raped by the world. Thus, I view those alternate universes as having more death than our own, by however minute an amount.

If there is one thing Fate got right is that science can approach magic, so in that sense, as our science advances, so does our ability to kill.


yes sir.

Just to point out. I wouldn't mind being in Tsukihime world, Meng Hao world, etc., all I claimed was that, I personally believe (i.e. objectively according to my metrics) that due to the high levels of fire power, death would be more common for your average person and that, due to probability, if one was selected to be born in such a world, it'd be very unlikely to be one of the OP characters. In imagination, beautiful, maybe you got mystic eyes of death perception or you have the perfect foundation and luck of the gods, but in reality, it's unlikely that the world bends to your favor.


I've gotten to the point where my exotic fantasies became about having a relatively traditional life. I can't believe even in my fantasies that a 3DPD would be trustworthy enough to build a life with, however, so my fantasy is having a qt daughteru by surrogacy, so minimize the risk of a roastie taking my kid and ruining both my life and the kid's life.

It's only one kid because I want to be able to spend all my resources on the one. I know from being an only child until well past the age of memory retention that siblings are overrated. The risk of not being properly socialized would probably be increased with only one parent and no siblings, especially if the parent is someone who was already improperly socialized like me, but studies also show that kids from single father homes end up a lot less fucked up than kids from single mother homes, and if you look at case studies of why the ones from single father homes are fucked up at all, 99% of the time it's because of absolutely horrible shit the mother had to do in order to lose custody. Also, improper socialization is not nearly as much of a hindrance to the life of a female, as they get automatic affection from the vast majority of society anyway.

The kid is a girl because then she won't have to suffer in most of the ways I suffered, from a society that openly and proudly promotes discrimination against her based on her gender. In fact she would get benefits because of her gender. To be clear, I do still think it would be better for her if there were no discrimination whatsoever, but I want the best for my kid, so if I get to choose the gender, which I would because surrogacy makes that possible, then I choose the one that society openly favors, instead of the one it makes it illegal to not discriminate against.

We live in a nice house in the suburbs, white picket fence, well kept lawn, all the classic stuff. Doesn't need to be a large house, because it's only the two of us. In fact, I'd say an apartment or condo would be fine, but I want to be far enough out in the suburbs that you can walk safely in the middle of the night, or walk to relatively wooded areas or something. Any money that isn't spent on the kid, I'd be comfortable spending on my house, so long as it's in a good location. Inside the house, it's all set up with tons of shelves for all my vidya, comics/manga, dvds, and figurines/collectables. The kid has her own room and stuff, of course, and with no other kids, and no roastie to take all my money, I can probably afford to customize the room however the kid wants, as she comes up with ideas. Basically we could get by with two rooms, one each. I'd be okay with even having a bachelor apartment and just giving most of the floor space to the kid, but I'm sure having your own room is important to most kids' lives, so a one-bedroom place at least is probably necessary. I can sleep on the couch or futon. I'm used to that.

As long as it's a house anyway, then the only other indulgence I want for myself is a hot tub with a big tv in front of it like in Scarface. The kid can enjoy a large tub that basically doubles as a small, not-scary pool to a relatively small person, and it wouldn't be gross like most hot tubs because I'm a wizard who wouldn't be using it for sex. I just want to be comfy and warm.

The main thing is I finally have someone to share all my interests with. Maybe she won't like all the same stuff I like but I'm sure I'd find some stuff that she likes. I'd do that thing that I've seen people on /v/ talk about, introducing vidya in stages. Give the kid access to Atari from very early on, then a few months later, introduce an NES, then a Genesis, and so on, each time increasing the interval between introductions. But not too long, because it doesn't take long to feel like a long time for a kid. But at least then she wouldn't be a filthy casual that looks down on older stuff. Same with movies and tv shows. And every night I'd read her comics as she goes to bed, starting with simple stuff for casuals, until within a few years she's full autistic and understands all the complex lore. Then I won't need to turn to an increasingly compromised internet for some good conversation with non-casuals.

Also I'd finally have someone to love, who wouldn't hate me for liking her.


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I just want to live a quiet life.

I don't even want sex anymore, just some warmth.

A kiss on the cheek, smelling her hair, holding my son in my arms everyday. I cry when I imagine doing that.

Laying away at night, listening to her breathe, I don't even want sex, I just want to relax, I want to stop being in fight-or-flight mode constantely. My shoulders are always tensed up and drawn high, I have to focus to put them down, it's been so long, I have a hunchback now but my parents didn't even notice till I was like 18 years old.

I just want to come home and hug my wife and hold my baby son and pet my dog, I just want to fucking relax and be at ease for once.

That's what I fantasize about.



This. I can't say I'm completely over sex, but only because it symbolizes acceptance and love. It's the ultimate hug. Then I can just relax in the knowledge that at least this one person accepts me.



I'm the opposite, having a girlfriend/wife and taking care of them is a lot of work along with the wracking fear of if you don't love them anymore and or there's something about them that you don't like. I've been thinking of retreating down into myself and my own world but it feels disgusting. On the topic of sex it was always overrated, it's just a phenomenon and I wonder if it's better to stay a virgin.


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>>285500 checked

This. I don’t really care for sex but I want some love and contact. I have dreams often of me with some girl and just holding hand or hugging and cuddling. I had one again last night and my shitskin roommates had to be loud as fuck and wake me up in the middle of it. I rarely have dreams anymore but when I do they’re usually nice and comfy like those. Just some loving contact is all I really want.


Yeah I've always wanted to fall asleep in a warm bath.


I just wanted a quiet life in a pleasant village, whether it be a small town or some cozy seaside town, free of 3rd world trash and desert wandering rootless cosmopolitans using the empathy and sympathy of unknowing people as weapons against them. I just wanted a life worth living. Now all I do is fantasize about rivers of blood on the streets as major metropolitan cities eat and kill each other with such reckless abandon and wanton destruction. Their blood, screams and tears will make for fine entertainment to watch online.


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My fantasy is relatively simple. I imagine that daddy.jpg is my father. She squirts me into mommy's belly: mommy.jpg. Also I have a twin which is daughter.jpg. Sometimes it varies where daughter and I are both in the womb and we don't eat one another, and we have this eternal struggle that gets sexual later on in life.

Obviously I impregnate mommy and have daughters.jpg.

The great thing about this fantasy is that it can change. Such as sometimes if I'm in line for the throne of some country, Mommy will make it seem like we're not related, and I attend an all girl's boarding school. Then we bang and I redo the blonde lineage.

Other times I'm the only human in the family. Mommy is a vampire, daddy is a demon with horns. Sister has horns and likes to feed off me. Etc. A lot of the time there's an asian royalty that comes into play, but I won't talk about that here.


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Living in a world full of cartoonish animal people. Preferably out in a rural small town woods area. Sort of like Animal Crossing, but with more interaction and not being as restrictive as a video game. And their world would be designed around the fact that they are animals and suit their needs as such.



I was fantasizing about this like a year ago, then a few months ago I moved to a small town. It's fucking shit. Everyone here is a fucking retard degenerate, even moreso than the third world immigrants who never bothered to learn english in the city i was living in. Now my goal is just to live in the suburbs far enough out that even if the neighbors don't speak english, they're at least not loud methhead criminals like the town where I am now.



As someone who was raised in a small Eastern European village, can confirm, it's shit. Just find a suburbs of a nice historical city and live there.




I would've said this is a problem outside of America where living in the city was a good thing because of services and culture that didn't reach anywhere outside of urban centers, the middle-east is still like this. In the states everyone was independent and decentralized to make living in small towns enjoyable but now all of the villages and small towns I've been through now are either gentrifying or decaying with drugs. City life is hell but so is Fumbuckwheat, Oregon and Nowhere, Nevada.


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I like to imagine spending an entire winter day doing nothing but cuddling with my snake wife in bed.



I used to bath in bathtub by standing and getting cleaned by mother and grandparents with warm water that was heated on stove.

We were under sanctions so it was normal for me.


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You sick fuck. I bet you want to hold hands with her and pat her head and tell her you'll love her forever as well. Maybe even start a family of adorable snek daughterus. Freak.


>>282111 (checked)

This. Failing that, I at least want an armored power frame or something like that. With jet thrusters and comically large weaponry.


https://youtu.be/A3vFp8Nat4Y this is the thread OST


Okay so here's a fantasy that a vidya game inspired me for. Have you played the game Duskers? The whole idea of the game is that it's a horror game where you are the only human left in the galaxy and you fly around from ship to ship sending out drones to explore them and find out what happened. Well I thought about something similar to an extent, where I would fly around in a comfortable ship with not only ways to survive but also ways to consume entertainment. I would fly around the galaxy, finding human ships and take pieces of media from them For the sake of the fantasy I will say that no data got corrupted in whatever catastrophe happened I would just fly from place to place, taking one ship at a a time, and take thing slow, getting both entertainment, food and supplies to my ship so that I could keep traveling in this comfy environment withotu having to worry about much besides just scavenging shit via drones.


Does anyone else want to go somewhere where people sort of know you and freak them out? Like, go to a place where some acquaintances work and accuse one of them of being a murderer? I always thought that would be fun


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I constantly imagine myself being in a small town taking walks at night during the winter. Sadly I live I'm illinois and most small towns aren't comfy like pic related


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>I am abducted by aliens who are actually a large intergalactic slaving empire that has been discreetly kidnapping humans (and other intelligent species around the galaxy) from earth and settling them on planets, asteroid etc for thousands of years to mine resources for them. Enter I, who being branded a slave and settled on a slave colony with other humans become the leader of a slave revolt and commandeer one of the alien's ships and liberate other humans and slave species and gather a rebel fleet to defeat the evil alien slave empire once and for all. I also get a gf and die a glorious death in battle. I am remembered as the person who brought peace and stability to the galaxy.


>isolated cabin in finland with a friend

>snowy pine forest, nobody else for miles

>roaring fire

>port and cheese

>no internet connection

>hundreds of yet unread books

>PS2 games

>no idea what's happening in the outside world

>fishing and listening to the sounds of the woods as snow drifts down around us

>cuddling and falling asleep in their arms, at peace with the world and loved

Blest, who can unconcernedly find hours, days, and years slide soft away, in health of body, peace of mind, quiet by day, sound sleep by night; study and ease, together mixed. Thus let me live, unseen, unknown; thus unlamented let me die; steal from the world, and not a stone tell where I lie.

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