/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

For as often as autism is used as memespeak, I have to wonder if people sometimes think they're serious when they use it and don't know what autism really is. There's actually autism and then there's eccentricities from social isolation.

>>65329

>google search "fuck you NSA or "i know you're watching"

HAAhahah holy shit, thats edgy and funny as hell.

>think about what i would say in an argument or debate

This is only abnormal if it interferes with your normal daily life. People rehearse job interviews, people rehearse dates, people rehearse speeches. If there's no one with whom you can interact without some rehearsal period, you have a problem.

>scream while driving

What are you screaming about?

>sometimes google search shit like "fuck you NSA" or "i know you're watching"

They're watching, but they're doing a shit job. You could get all the equipment to kill 500k+ people without them knowing shit.

>piss in sinks

What is wrong with you? Fucking animal.

>>65335

i like to think that everyone is somewhere on the autism spectrum

>>65338

i don't do it anymore really

>>65339

savage

>>65342

well it's all hypothetical, assuming i find someone who wants to debate politics, religion or history. and screaming is a good way for me to let out my anger without being self destructive. i wash the sinks out with soap afterwords though

>>65335

>eccentricities from social isolation

And what might lead a person to be socially isolated in the first place? Autism / asperger's.

Although most of the things OP mentioned are things that everyone does when they're alone, besides pissing in sinks.

>>65358

>And what might lead a person to be socially isolated in the first place?

that's a chicken/egg tier question.

although I believe most of us are here because we're isolated not because we have shit social skills.

>>65361

Why would you be socially isolated, if not for having shitty social skills?

"Not being socially isolated" is a large part of being able to socialise, and if you're unable to do that, chances are you have asperger's or another mental health disorder preventing you from developing a social life like most normies have.

>>65366

even if we were social where do you meet people in the US? honestly?

it's either work, home, or shopping. and shopping i do mostly online now.

>>65368

>US

I'm UK, but it's not that different.

Most normies here regularly go to pubs, bars and nightclubs on the weekends, and they organise meetups in person, or through facebook. They have a large number or friends that they've met at parties, met through family, met at work, or just random people they've spoken to on nights out over the years. It's not something they ever have to think about or question, it's just something they've always done, find easy to do, and most importantly, enjoy doing.

When all of your interactions with people while growing up are bad ones, as is often the case for people with asperger's, you learn to avoid or even despise social situations. You never willingly seek them out, you end up alone and socially isolated, and you find yourself asking questions like "where do you meet people in the US?".

I do everything OP does but I read every post out loud with their very own voice.

I'm good at it too, I nail down a lot of foreign accents. I'd record it, but I'm a shy faggot.

>>65369

fine you cockroach asshole you win, we're all spergs and are cursed into dying alone fuck it

>>65329

>piss in sinks

you and me both pal

>>65329

>piss in sinks

Omg ew ew, please don't say in the kitchen sink. You're going to have to do a renovation.

>>65369

No it starts much earlier.

>Most normies here regularly go to pubs, bars and nightclubs on the weekends, and they organise meetups in person, or through facebook.

yeah but i could never do that for example, because i have never had friends in the first place. If i were to go to a club or a bar, I would just be that weird guy alone trying to "pick up chicks." And facebook, well i never did that because i would just be that weird guy with no friends on fb.

Most normies make friends in primary/secondary schooling and college(or uni whatever). If you go without making friends before you get out to the real world you are fucked, to put it bluntly. The myth that you can just meet people by chatting them up on a park bench or in a club is ridiculous.

But the big mystery is why i never made friends in the formative years, that i'll never know.

>>65428

go home gamer girl

>>65329

I do all of these except the NSA one. I also think of memes in my head when talking to people like when someone says they like big band theory I will think of the disdain for plebs picture and when someone does or says something stupid I will think of reaction faces. This place has made me retarded (mostly years of /b/)

>>65370

do it, friend. No one will know if you use vocaroo

I don't know if this is autism or mental illness, but I got so angry the other day ago I can't sleep. Like not even tired. My teeth are grinding and I can't keep my thoughts on track. I am not angry anymore, and haven't been in two days. Something happened and that incident got me so worked up I can't calm down.

>>65531

Keep it on the danknet, KOB.

>>65655

Replied to wrong post.

>>65351

I, too, am autistic.

>>65403

Yeah, fuck piping!

^Can be taken two ways, you can find out what kind of person you are depending on which way you take it.

>try to make movie scenes to songs i listen to

>sing mech songs in my car

>stair at the ceiling and thing about death

maybe not so much death but what a state of oblivion could possibly be like

>>65655

Quick, easy, quiet, wastes less water, etc

>>65666

If I ever actually pissed in the sink I would make certain to clean the fuck out of it afterwards and use way more water than flushing the toilet ever would. Your comment suggests that you would piss in the sink, quickly rinse it out, and forget about it. Truly abominable behavior.

>>65670

You just piss into the drain while the water's running, and clean the sink with bleach once a month just like you would anyways (unless you're some kind of savage)

>>65672

I wash my face in the sink twice a day. If I ever found out somebody was regularly pulling out his cock and urinating in that very same sink I would be livid.

>>65673

i sneak into your bathroom and rub my dick on your faucet once a day

fite me

>>talk to myself, sometimes can't remember if i said it out loud or just thought it

>>think of stupid memes out of no where and laugh to myself, sometimes out loud

>>think about what i would say in an argument or debate

All of the above

>Think about cringe I've done in the past

That's about it

>>65329

>piss in sinks

Least it's not the cat litter box.

>>65687

I masturbated to your marvelous commentary.

>>65716

hahhahahahahahahahahahha

>>65687

thank you for this

I like to pretend I have a different life. The life I imagine myself having isn't particularly glamorous either.

I can't even imagine a decent life for myself.

>>66190

>playing a video game and pretending I'm a livestreamer

I used to do that on every game when I was a kid

I kinda miss it actually, now i dont even have the imagination and creativity required to do weird shit like this

I like to daydream while listening to music, typically video game OSTs or whatever sounds good. In my thoughts, I'm this hero figure. Sometimes I have psychic powers like the ones in the Mother series. I'm usually always will a girl in my mind.

I wish my thoughts were real.

>>65687

You did good, kid. You did good.

I honestly thought everybody talked to themselves when they are alone, but some people were saying how people who talk to themselves even when nobody else is around is weird, so I don't know what to think anymore.

>>65687

You do what I do. Kill yourself.

I pretend there's someone else who actually cares about my extremely autistic interests and play out conversations with them in my head.

>>65662

>maybe not so much death but what a state of oblivion could possibly be like

>>65666

>Quick, easy, quiet, wastes less water, etc

kek, it's almost as if he was answering you.

Not autistic, but since this thread is basically about habits brought about by social isolation, I'll go:

1) Piss in the sink

2) Crawl up stairs

3) Tell whoever might be spying on you to fuck off (just in case)

4) Imagine every permutation of an argument (that may never have happened), get worked up about it and sometimes upset.

5) Live in a fantasy world during idle moments

6) Eat without cutlery or crockery

7) Drink out of the water tap

8) Navigate home in complete darkness

9) Keep weapons next to bed

10) Give silly whimsical titles to your porn files and giggle like a little girl while fapping

11) Rolling around the bed for several minutes or staying in strange positions with your feet in the air. Sometimes sleep UNDER the bed (I have finally become what I was afraid of as a child).

12) Argue with the newscaster, have conversations with talk-panels on TV

13) Knock head on wall (soothing)

14) Write pointless lists (like food you like to eat), sometimes compulsively.

15) Imaginary girlfriends that are amalgamations and alterations of different attributes of women you know which weren't mean to you.

16) Hug your pillow long enough to become emotionally attached to it.

17) Dance and flail arms around in lifts/elevators, stopping as soon as the doors begin to open

18) Never show emotion, but cry spontaneously, hysterically and without reason or warning once a year

19) Design games, films and comics without having the talent to create them (but indulge in hobbies that get you as close to that as possible).

20) Feel like a child among peers, like you have to dress and act to trick them into thinking you are mentally an adult (I like to think it works for teens). Even though you are 30. Feel more comfortable around older people.

21) Pray for a nuclear holocaust.

I pissed in the sink yesterday but that's because our bathroom is being renovated.

Normally I just imagine I am yelling at people I am angry with so I'm over it next time I see them. I've got a lot of pent up frustration.

Also I play rap songs like King Kunta which gets me amped up.

>made thousands of comic books based on video games and my own original stories since the 2nd grade

>throw them away just to make more

>want to do a webcomic

>paranoid of becoming a lolcow or victim of the SJW

>>66467

>>65655

>>65666

real men have an easy access piss bottle that they can pour the the piss out of the window in in times of desperation.

I do the same things OP, I know this feel.

I also scream at home

>talk to myself, sometimes can't remember if i said it out loud or just thought it

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/people-talk-to-themselves/1105688/

>>65329

I sometimes sniff my older sister's panties and masturbate in her closet.

>>68085

I tried that with my imouto and the stink made me gag

>>68092

I don't even like the smell. It's more the fact that my face, hands, etc have been where her vagina has been.

>>68097

So has Chad's dick

>>68099

Actually she's a virgin.

>>68097

>>68092

i honestly dont think anyone actually likes the smell or taste of vagina. on it's own it is horrible, it is only when you associate it with sex that people tolerate it or claim to like it.

smelling it while horny is okay, but if you just jacked off and then smell it, it is one of the foulest rancid smells ever.

>>68105

I have had tasty vag. I had a woman who was way way older than me when I was in middle school and kept her vajayjay immaculately clean. It tasted amazing. She would douche every time I came inside of her and about an hour after when all the vinagery taste was gone she tasted like copper and rust. That doesn't sound so good when I am typing it out, but compared to the taste of most vaginas it was amazing.

I miss being a shota and being able to get older women just by being cute and awkward.

>>68100

No she isn't

>>70484

fuck off weeb cuck

>>70500

hes also said many times that if a large majority moved in and started making demands he would follow through no matter what they want because hes a faggot nigger >>68629

>Imagine I'm a teenage girl and what life would be like school,friends etc

I do this pretty much constantly

>>75085

Fill your bathtub with tons of dildos and jump right in.

>drowning in cocks

That's how it feels to chew 5gum be a teenage grill.

I do everything you said, OP, although the pissing in sink was temporary, 1st floor bathroom was broken and I was too lazy to go downstairs, disable the alarm, use toilet and enable the alarm again. I also happen to fap to lolis and sometimes when a doujinshi is very perverted, I start laughing like a crazy motherfucker.

>>70482

what the fuck it's 13 days later and i'm still mad

also i get high and listen to ASMR

anyone else

I always wake up with a massive hard on and the need to piss. I can't point my dick down far enough so if I am going to use the toilet I have to do this tripod thing where I spread my legs as far apart as possible and lean in really hard with one hand on the wall.

But since that is too much work I just piss in the sink every morning.

I also have a very specific way to eat spam. When I open a new can I cut lengthwise three equal slices before turning the loaf over and cutting it widthwise three equal slices. I continue alternating until the entire loaf is separated and then I place the pieces I am not immediately eating back in the can.

When I am reading a book and I really like a character I imagine I am talking with them and speak both parts of the conversation out loud.

Plan the end of the world

>>75274

yes, I do that too

>>65666

See? Satan understands!

>>66461

I GOT A BONE TO PICK

>>75350

Oh shit, I do the same thing.

I've had an elaborate fantasy world in my head since I was very young. Where I was ruler of the world/a country a region/the top of my career/profession, was extremely well educated, had a harem of 10/10 sex partners ETC…

When I was younger it was such an intense experience that I had to be forcibly snapped out of it. It worried my parents.

For such an intense form of escapism integral to my every day life, I barely notice it anymore.

>>65329

I do all of those things except the last 2.

>>75416

You're gonna get Goldberg'd by the FBI m8.

>>65329

>sometimes google search shit like "fuck you NSA" or "i know you're watching"

I've done this before but with MI6, CIA, FBI, aliens, obama and david cameron

>>75416

thats some tumblr tier headmate shit m8

I talk to myself and cry often

I do Jojo poses in the mirror

I have imaginary conversations where I debate people and I always win.

kinda pathetic now that I write it down tbh

>>75350

>>80063

I do this too.

Not only talk bout what I think about the subject, but what others think about it and then I debate them.

>>80063

I think a lot of people attempt to anticipate debates they will have.

I know what it's like to try and explain something to an idiot, only to have them lose their shit and get angry.

>>80080

> SERN

Anime is for uneducated fucks

>bite the skin of my knuckles and hands (love the texture)

>Yell at myself for the fucking disappointed voice to stop screaming at me

>Yell while I drive as well, mad road rage

>search random shit and make games ie, quickest way to Hitler

>speak out loud debating with myself

>sleep on floors

>contemplate suicide

>make pancake batter and eat it raw

>get dressed like I'm going somewhere, then never leave my apartment

>talk to my couch like a roommate or gf is sitting on it

>dance with imaginary partners

>go to the bathroom and inspect myself in the mirror for a few minutes, leave for several minutes, come back inspect myself again, repeat

>>80328

>Not doing the Max Payne jump

>Write stories about rape or killings, describing with details the scenes.

I can't write about anything else, is the only thing that comes to my mind.

>>65687

Marry me?

>>65329

>Have really long curly hair

>often mess with it, twisting it around in my fingers

>I'm a guy

Honestly I'd never do this in public. It's more like I don't even notice I'm doing it at first.

>Pretend someone else is living with me

>Talk to this imaginary person to make myself feel less alone

I will do this even in public.

>>66259

I used to do this. I would generally dream of Columbine in the perspective of Dylan or Eric while listening to KMFDM. Shit was pretty intense.

>Have long and complicated arguments with myself loudly while walking around my apartment

>Run and jump around my place for no fucking reason at all

>Bite on pens till I break them

>Piss on the bathtub

Browse imageboards

I actually used to talk to myself quite a bit, but I don't want my neighbors to think that I'm a serial killer.

I lie every chance I get

>pull out SKS

>affix bayo

>run around the house screaming like a retard, stabbing imaginary commies, nazis, and dindus

>>80565

Go to bed /jp/ you are drunk and delusional again

>>65335

Actual diagnosed Autist here. Ask me anything.

>>80603

what goes through your mind when you are around new people?

what are you like in social interactions? (again, what you're thinking, are you anxious, or do you not care about talking to others?)

>Randomly make almost inhumane screeches

>Randomly make porn sex moans

>Have conversations with myself about how it isn't worth living and childhood memories

>Play air guitar

>Rant to myself about stupid shit in the world which leads to pacing around the room, raising my voice, and knocking things on the floor

>Piss in the shower when I'm not even taking a shower

>>65366

For being successful. Really.

I constantly remember embarrassing things I did years ago, and then start making pained noises or swearing to myself.

>>80565

I do the same /k/omrade

I also dry fire it at an invisible nemesis and always worry that I somehow missed a round in the chamber when I safety checked it and that I'll shoot through the wall and hit a neighbor.

I worry about this EVERY SINGLE TIME i pull the trigger no matter what

Do similar things with mossberg 500

I like to pump it and cycle through a full tube of shells (on safety and I never go near the trigger)

I just like watching the shells come out and then loading them back into the tube

When I daydream I often daydream about creating a race of genetically modified super humans, who I will use to conquer the world and exact genocide on the inferior non GMO humans, except for a select few, and impose national socialism on the world. Then we will dig up that abandoned alien spaceship on the moon and use what ever technology we find there to colonize the galaxy and start a star-spanning empire,. After a few years I'll step down as the ruler and travel the stars with my genetically modified waifu.

damn, I'm autistic

>>65329

I tend to be more at easy and laugh a lot by myself. I also end up sitting in really positions.

>>75350

I did that earlier today. I imagine how I would explain my opinion to someone I know would have a different train of thought

>>65329

I have a hatchet i use to split small pieces of wood, and sometimes i just swing it around in my room pretending im hacking at people

>listen to music and imagine different scenarios; In a war killing the enemies

>pretending I'm dancing with imaginary gf

>Imaginating having kids and a happy life

>Walking on the street and pretending that I'm texting or talking with somebody on the phone

Also

>piss on the sink

>>66452

>1) Piss in the sink

Forced to do once when toilet was blocked. Do not see the appeal of it.

>2) Crawl up stairs

I do this without thinking sometimes. Used to do it every time until I was about 13, when I stopped doing it if someone was watching. Gradually grew out of it but have the odd occaision. I am an "adult" at the age I should be thinking about having kids…

>3) Tell whoever might be spying on you to fuck off (just in case)

Me too. Fuck off, NSA.

>4) Imagine every permutation of an argument (that may never have happened), get worked up about it and sometimes upset.

I also do this. There's an underlying assumption at the back of my mind that one day I will need to be prepared for every question that could be thrown at me.

>5) Live in a fantasy world during idle moments

Me too.

>6) Eat without cutlery or crockery

I do not use them if I can get away with it. Obviously soup and messy food are the exceptions.

>7) Drink out of the water tap

Same.

>8) Navigate home in complete darkness

Don't have the opportunity as I don't leave the house.

>9) Keep weapons next to bed

No comment. Fuck you, NSA.

>10) Give silly whimsical titles to your porn files and giggle like a little girl while fapping

I don't save porn.

>11) Rolling around the bed for several minutes or staying in strange positions with your feet in the air. Sometimes sleep UNDER the bed (I have finally become what I was afraid of as a child).

I would sleep in a box of some sort, pref. an unused dustbin with blankets and quilts inside, with a lock on the inside, if I could. Unfortunately I live with my parents and they would find it weird.

>12) Argue with the newscaster, have conversations with talk-panels on TV

I don't do this. But I do think about what I would say if I was there.

>13) Knock head on wall (soothing)

This. I will also stand with my hand against a cold wall in winter until it goes numb.

>14) Write pointless lists (like food you like to eat), sometimes compulsively.

I used to do this as a kid. It's not really that unusual. Just a matter of taking stock of who you are.

>15) Imaginary girlfriends that are amalgamations and alterations of different attributes of women you know which weren't mean to you.

I don't do this. Women are whores with fundamentally flawed beings and it's cruel to create something you'll want but never have.

>16) Hug your pillow long enough to become emotionally attached to it.

Did this until I was about 10. Parents threw away the pillow. Doubt I could form that sort of attachment to another pillow. I miss my blue pillow.

>17) Dance and flail arms around in lifts/elevators, stopping as soon as the doors begin to open

I don't use them because I don't go out.

>18) Never show emotion, but cry spontaneously, hysterically and without reason or warning once a year

Probably a couple of times a year. I understand.

>19) Design games, films and comics without having the talent to create them (but indulge in hobbies that get you as close to that as possible).

Yeah, I do this. I usually end up converting them into short stories.

>20) Feel like a child among peers, like you have to dress and act to trick them into thinking you are mentally an adult (I like to think it works for teens). Even though you are 30. Feel more comfortable around older people.

Yeah, if I hung out with people anymore.

>21) Pray for a nuclear holocaust.

Ride the tiger, brah.

>>84108

wow its almost like im actually on reddit keep up the good work guy

bumpy bumps are fun to hump

bump

>>84206

Post it

this is oc

>>84554

>>84566

>>84568

This is adorable.

I'm really struggling for things actually, I'm pretty much the exactly the same around other people as I am alone, I just don't say anything if there's no one to talk to.

But talking to yourself alone is normal, and I don't really think I can bring up porn either since that's something everybody does.

I'm more unhinged when I'm alone if that counts. Especially if I've run out of meds, in which case I'm practically vibrating.

>>84574

I did something similar to this, except with extremely edgy demo.ns vs angel shit (I was the demon). Kind of stopped doings it at like 12, but I never drew the shit.

Where are the niggers

>>84578

Pretty sure like 90% of the midgets in your story are females.Anyway, I will try to read it all if it isn't too shit. If I ever find you again I'll ask all the questions I want.

>>84566

>>84571

>>84572

>>84574

jesus fucking christ, go pirate a drawing book, it only takes a week to actually learn how to draw past elementary school tier art

>>84585

>I've found it really frustrating to improve.

no shit, learning is never fun which is why i stopped drawing, if you want some good books id recommend Figure Drawing for All It's Worth, this book helped me improve ridiculously in a short time but also burnt me out, if you cant find a torrent for it go to your library, if they dont have then buy it if youre dedicated enough but you probably wont be, fuckerwhy did i have to quit ;__;

>>84591

>alone at home/work

>pretend im a mercenary like hunk from resident evil killing zombies

>use props like boxes to use as guns as a tactically move through each room

>have more fun than i did since i was a kid

why did failed normies have to ruin zombies, all the new games are shit

>>84590

I will check it out. I'm more than willing to try, I just get frustrated after doing ten or so drawings trying to utilize a new technique and ending up getting nowhere. But thanks for the recommend. I'll try to find it.

>>84592

> all the new games are shit

Have you played contagion?

>>84600

>I just get frustrated after doing ten or so drawings trying to utilize a new technique and ending up getting nowhere.

Im no expert so feel free to discard what i say but it sounds like youre using things like 'how to anime' on youtube, trust me man those tutorials are awful, you have to learn realism before going into cartoons which you seem to be doing.

>>84602

i skimmed it but it looked like a bootleg version of dayz, i prefer games like project zomboid

>>84605

Nah it was some wikihow article on "how to draw faces" and the correct proportions and what not.

And project zomboid is awesome, I hope to buy it soon.

>>84611

>Nah it was some wikihow article on "how to draw faces" and the correct proportions and what not.

still, you want a professional to teach you and those drawfags on the art board of halfchan love loomis for a good reason, you wont learn well through short internet guides

>And project zomboid is awesome, I hope to buy it soon.

>buy

i thought its abandonware ever since the dev got his laptop stolen with all the code?

>>65649

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

GOT NOWHERE TO RUN

THE NIGHT GOES ON

AS I'M FADING AWAY

I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE

I JUST WANNA SCREAM

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

>>75338

You are legitimately autistic.

>>75350

I'm pretty sure that that's not an autistic trait due to the amount of people replying to this post. Regardless, I do this as well.

BAZOOPER!!!!!111

>>75406

>Sometimes I make faces and react to thing to an invisible camera like I'm on the Truman show or like the office or something. I do that in the car a lot.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYY FUCK

I thought I was the only one…

>>65649

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING…

>>65662

That reminds me of a time back in high school my english teacher had us listen to part of a soundtrack with no context and write a story about it in class. I blew everyone out of the water with a 4 page short story and they were like dayum. Didn't know I was a sperger back then.

>>65680

>the cringe

Nobody told me I was a sperger. That knowledge was hidden from me by my parents.

>the cringe

>>66182

I like to pretend it's an alien

>>75406

HOLY SHIT YOU TOO

Also I imagine getting challenged and pushed by a bully so I can beat the shit out of them.

Imagine being a political prisoner.

Imagine being put in a mental institution.

Imaging being dropped in the middle of alaska to die

Imagine running and hiding from drones in the woods

Imagine what it's like to be fat

Imagine being sent on a mission to mars

>>75338

I have an issue thats similar, I usually have this twitch where I turn my head to the right quickly whenever I remember embarrassing things or start palming my head rather than punching.

lol i do some of that shit lmao

BE a man, what does it matter if you do wierd things. Develop some confidence, christ.

>piss in shower and trash can in room cause I don't want to touch toilet lid and I don't want to wash my hands.

>organize my porn in folders

>keep my yaoi folder password protected even though I live alone.

>while working out imagining I have biceps that make your neighborhood chads biceps look like a girls.

>while driving I talk to myself.

>talk to cat

>mute the TV and use my own voice over the characters.

>shake my legs when in public.

>buy easy mac and juice.

>cry over simple shit and not over the tough stuff. I cried over a series finale and didn't when the world is shit.

>>65343

I never would have thought that other people would scream while driving. I guess it makes sense. There aren't a lot of places where you can scream without worrying about someone hearing you.

>>75350

>I talk to myself almost every single day and I've been doing it since I was really young. For example, sometimes I'll pause a YouTube video I'm watching and then get up and pace my room talking out loud about my opinion on the video's subject. When I'm done, I'll play the video and watch it until I have to say something out loud again. Other than that, I'll talk to myself pretty much whenever I can if I have something I want to talk out loud about.

I do this all the time on various occassions.

I just get up and walk around, playing all different debates and events and "what if scenarios" in my head.

This may be unreal, but to me it feels very real. I'll often start crying and stuff. It is also hard to distinguish what a person really has said to me and what I just thought her to say once.

>>75403

> had a harem of 10/10 sex partners ETC…

I remember that I fantasised about orgys in kindergarten. I was like 5 and had no idea how sex works though, it was like the hottest women I could imagine piled up and me in the centre.

Also I piss in the sink. Just for fun, I live alone and the toilette is right next to it. I've not washed it so far and never will.

>>81695

+1

>>84554

This is really cool… I had a similar thing going when I was a kid, except with tiny paper model spaceships that I made when I got bored in class.

There wasn't really a plot except for "these guys fight", but I developed a couple different factions, symbolized in common design elements and a colour. They got progressively more complex and large as time went on, until it got to the point where I was making carriers and battleships out of several whole sheets of paper.

While most of them were lost to time, I have a small tupperware container with a collection of some of them. Will post pictures when I get home if anyone shows interest

I have a tulpa. It isn't inherently autistic, but documenting everything we do together is.

>>65369

>Most normies here regularly go to pubs, bars and nightclubs on the weekends

I've met some fucking weird people at bars, or seeing bands play, not everyone who has a hobby that isn't anime is a 'normie'.

In elementary school I would pretend I was flying from planet to planet star wars style and my desk was the ship controls

>>85557

Don't delete it in the future.

>>85565

so you aspies can laugh at me? no thanks

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>>85761

>spook keywords

>Bubba the Love Sponge

yep, it's autism all right

>>85761

>50.89.176.2

wassap Florida?

watch speed runs for games I will probably never play. and I don't even like video games

>>84570

no faggots allowed

>>84570

fuck you homo

I am trying to create a tulpa to have a companion

I yell at my drum kit to stop the screaming I can hear from inside the cymbals and drums.

I watch anime

i like loli

i talk to myself like im bear grills talking to a documentary

i play hotline miami

i go on this board

i like vocaloid

i masturbate to r34 of pokemon

i play eroge and VN's

i masturbate to r34 of vocaloids/nintendo characters

i have a server to hold my loli images

i own a wii

>be 7

>we have to write a prompt for class

>write about this fantasy I had

i would get into them so heavily i would basically black out until they finished

i wrote about ninja's fighting these bombers that wanted to blow up a fortress

the kicker? it was 2002, i got pulled aside and had psychiatric evaluation, and my parents were investigated for domestic terrorism

it was so fucking embarrassing and they still tease me about it, teacher gave me shifty looks for the rest of the year

i just liked the idea of ninjas fighting terrorists, i didn't know about 9/11 really

everything

>>65687

This vocaroo shows promise.

Please do audiobooks.

>>65369

What if I really enjoy being around others but just don't know where to find them? I'm too lazy to make and maintain friendships and so are many of the friends I've had. I'm not old enough to go to drinking places here in the US.

>>65329

>screaming while driving

>pissing in sinks

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

>>66467

>that second pissing memetext

You made me laugh.

I also constantly talk to myself. I even do it while buying shit, checking the go-by date audibly.

Sometimes I catch myself talking to myself really loudly. Luckily, in Germany, you don't get constant disgusted stares for being a little weird like in Luxembourg.

I also like to get really close to animals. You don't believe how friendly the animals in Kaiserslautern are.

The birds don't even fly away. I regularly walk up to them and ask them if the need a lift or if they need help or something, sometimes I scold them for startling me or not flying away like they're supposed to.

Fucking animals, man. I love them.

I think Germans do so, too.

I talk to myself… sometimes in the mirror. I feel like the only true friend i have is myself. I spend hours talking to myself about politics and philosophy, as if i were giving a lecture to a room full of people. Everytime i try to speak to people, people always just disregard me. I hate it so much i sometimes just fantasise to myself about killing them.

>>65644

What's with this horrible influx of cancer these last few days like this bitch, that stupid fuck that keeps saying ye, and the huge amount of fucking normie scum that insist on making threads about breaking up with there gf's?

>>65329

>talk to myself, sometimes can't remember if i said it out loud or just thought it

>>think of stupid memes out of no where and laugh to myself, sometimes out loud

holyfuck I do the same shit, except pissing on cups because I live by myself. I'd do it if I had roommates.

>>think about what i would say in an argument or debate

I do this while staring at myself in the mirror.

>>scream while driving

this is common to me, i do it for fun.

>>sometimes google search shit like "fuck you NSA" or "i know you're watching"

this is the only way I know they know I despise their bureaucratic asses.

>>96511

no he is mad at the faggotry and quite frankly I am too, I just hope these people get out of here and do something with their meaningless lives other than polluting this place.

>>96522

We may be in disagreement. But at least I made you laugh.

Besides that it is better than wishing them death.

btw, anon it is Xmass night, What are you doing in this goddamn imageboard ?

>>75350

For fucks sake, I do this too. Especially if I've had a lot of coffee. I pretend I'm explaining something to someone usually.

>talk in a Finnish expert and pretend to be a new age fairy expert

It just sort of happened on the way home from work.

Often when I play a game I'll pretend that I'm a let's player and give commentary on what I'm doing.

i make weird goat sounds whenever i'm alone because empty rooms overwhelm me with boringness

>>97675

I go to fuck one of my bitches at their house and I have to hear her son making goat noises

>>85761

>implying we're not all on watch list by the sole principle of browsing 8ch and not having a goybook.

>>97833

post the pdf's my nigga

Lots of really shitty self-insert garbage. Though this has been on a blurred line of both serious and jokingly for a while now.

also playing smash bros

>>84605

try No More Room in Hell instead

>>97833

Female? Isn't he supposed to be Knuckles?

Here's my autism list.

1. I have a kind of interview thing like if I ever became famous. I talk about my career and stuff.

2. I argue with myself in my head or out loud.

3. I think of every possible way a debate can go and then I try to make a counter argument (might be due to my involvement in debate club.)

4. I slap my inner thigh for no reason.

5. I make weird noises for no reason.

6. I constantly think of anime plots I could make like a weaboo.

7. I roll around in bed for a long time after I woke up.

8. I fight with news anchors on TV.

9. I make myself depressed by constantly thinking how horrible society is.

10. I walk around and make note of everything that I use as a weapon.

11. During loading screens, I will check my phone even though I know there's nothing new.

12. I cry for no reason sometimes.

13. I'll just start singing moon man songs horrible on purpose.

14. I contort my body in weird ways.

15. I stare at myself in the mirror and think "that's me".

>>80603

Aspie master-race reporting in.

>>65329

I always have fantasies before I go to bed and I often speak out loud and emote myself in those fantasies. Lately I have been imagining myself as a politician. I make speeches. Think of potential political scandals. I also often have fantasies about running para military organizations.

I talk to myself in the mirror of my shower.

>I have this notion that my whole life is being broadcaster, so sometimes I like to acknowledge the audience.

I do this as well but part of it stems from the fact that I sometimes do speak to audiences.

I also get very territorial when it comes to my property. Even with family if someone tries to enter my room I get upset. I try not to but i just get upset.

I also get irrationally angry when i see young men who are taller than me. I am 6 feet tall and I really don't like being near people who are phisically imposing.

Sometimes I read things out loud to practice talking.

When I listen to upbeat music I tend to half pace, half bounce around back and forth in front of my desk while daydreaming. I make hand motions and mouth the words to the song under my breath. My daydreams usually take on a scenario where other people are reacting to me listening to the song.

>>98068

>>98068

I saw that before, but it was shit and I don't save porn. Just post the fucking pdfs

play video games and punch myself in the head when i lose. hit my mouth and my lips are swole like a nigro ha

>>98015

>15. I stare at myself in the mirror and think "that's me".

holy fuck this

>>80605

around new people?

Sometimes scared or I don't give a fuck at all.

>what are you like in social interactions? (again, what you're thinking, are you anxious, or do you not care about talking to others?)

I usually don't know what to say to people. I used to have really bad social anxiety but I got over it eventually some how and now I realize I'm just dont have conversation skills. It's also probably because I have zero interest in other peoples gay bullshit.

Apparently people can notice I'm not interested in what they are saying because I never make eye contact or always talk with my body turned away.

I dunno man. I just cant force myself to be interested in people anymore. I think for a short while I was, but trying to get laid was a motivator for me (oh wow yes an autist got laid once, believe it).

I only get anxious when I start to realize the other person is probably thinking I'm a weird freak or mentally ill/retarded.

I dont have any intellectual disability or delay but I had a langauge delay which lead to my speech being verbose as a kid and that got me in trouble with my violent drug addict father. He didn't like "back talkers" or "smart arses" or anyone that would correct him on things for that matter.

Most of my life I've been pretty indifferent to other people, yet I still get lonely.

>>98199

I found a link to it on google https://8ch.net/r9k/res/88231.html but it gives a 404. Just gonna have to go to a porn board here or on halfchan, request it, and hope for the best

>>98554

This sounds like so much fun.

think about life and cry every night

Drink.

>>98068

just post the goddamn pdfs already faglord

>practice a proper handgun grip, even though I'll never own a gun unless it was for suicide

>listen to video game music

>talk to myself while driving

>walk as quietly as possible because I hate making too much noise when I walk

>at the same time, walk rather fast

>come up with detailed game ideas that will never be made because I have no skills aside from programming

>>97948

i did shit like this all the time when i was younger in history class. Im not sure if I could go as in-depth as your though, since there are quite a lot of differing regions in that picture.

My last one was of Africa, from the beginning of time to thousands of years in the future.

>>100836

>street drawings forward 3

now you have to show us the other two. And the fourth too. What happens next?

>>100643

You sound like a fucking teenage girl.

Please be in London.

>>100836

Fuck me, that's actually pretty good.

Do you create the cartoons digitally or use scanning wankery?

/me is miring

>>66452

>Tell whoever might be spying on you to fuck off (just in case)

youre funny anon

>>65662

>try to make movie scenes to songs i listen to

i do this too.

i've actually come up with a few stories just by imagining things happening to music. i like to pretend one day i'll write the stories down and post them, but they're not very good.

>>98015

>1

Yes.

>2

Yes.

>3

Yes.

>4

Yes.

>5

It's fun.

>6

No.

>7

Yes.

>8

Yes.

>9

YES.

>10

No.

>11

Yes.

>12

No. I don't cry.

>13

Yes.

>14

Yes.

>15

Yes. Please kill me already.

>>100897

Digitally and I draw them by hand via a shitty 50$ stylus, or mouse when out of batteries, I'm too cheap and poor to use a scanner.

Not going to lie, I tried two times to crowd fund an actual animation with character arcs and so forth. All so I can actually work on it at a higher frame rate and higher quality control. I even promised clay models, plus dioramas based on the show's most action packed scenes and shit, I even made a few too, albiet out of Crayola Clay since I didn't have money for anything better. Once via Kikestarter, another through Indiegogo.

During those 6 months I worked my ass off really hard but no one cared about both campaigns. I gave up on the project due to college and the fact I had to go job hunting to another city. Now I have a sort of, stable job and place of my own, so I can draw a lot more like I used to.

I just wish my parents actually helped me out in developing my arts. All I really want to do in life is draw cartoons. Over, and over, and over again like the true autist I am, I feel so happy while doing this reptitive task. But instead here I am, an unhappy wage cuck saving up money to study Biochem, which mind you I do like, but struggle since it's not my true passion.

>>100870

Also this one's just a test, I'm going to test out some camera work, but I don't want to go all out with it until I know what I'm doing with the camera.

>>98554

>Clothing that something bad happens in become a Cursed [item], and come with an unlucky aura that attracts negative events.

That's just plain autism and I do it too.

>>100963

How long have you been doing this stuff anyway?

>>100965

Back in 09 I dabbled on some light animating, then on 2011 I had decided I actually like doing animations. So the years went by I concentrated on doing mediocre on my studies to maintain my shitty scholarship and on 2013 I upgraded from a shitty 1999 prebuilt computer to what I have today. I did it with left over college funds from a scholarship I had and lost that same year due to losing interest in my studies.

Here's some stuff I worked on from 2009 and 2011, my quality in writing dailogue and script writing is still as autistic plus epileptic as ever though. Maybe that's why my two serious never got funded, maybe I need someone to guide my autistic story. I never linked my potential backers to these though, I instead linked them to my WIPs, similar to the ones in this thread.

WARNING A LOT OF THE DIALOGUE HERE IS CRINGE WORTHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53wZeKvqxDg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypn0uJHkVgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPFg2YMAf4w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE0BZTZqIYE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHjBSyOWYo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VigbourOE4

>>100969

Please bully me, I have not been able to grow as an artist thanks to my parents and my poverty. So critique my autistic writing style and choice of words.

>>100969

>>100976

It's not that bad, I'd throw you two dollars a month if you get a patreon. I like the art style for the first one the most though.

>>100987

>patreon

I'm reluctant to get one without having more content to show my supporters. Plus since at the moment I'm a full time wage cuck I don't have the time to give awesome things to my supporters like I used to. I do have the time now to draw as much as I used to though.

> I like the art style for the first one the most though

I also like my first venture into animation as well, but coloring is so time consuming, even the basic coloring in the first is time consuming. I have gotten better at making palettes since then, since I decided to read up on pixel art.

>>101001

>even the basic coloring in the first is time consuming.

Meant to say second, sorry for the typo.

>>65329

>sometimes google search shit like "fuck you NSA" or "i know you're watching"

>piss in sinks

You have crossed the threshold…..

>>100969

>>100976

I would say the major problems are that everything moves too fast: I had to repeat most scenes to understand what's happening and read through everything I guess that's because you are drawing frame by frame and it takes a lot of time to make enough frames and all of them with good details; and second, the dialogues are, well, exactly what I would expect from an /r9k/ artist, but you know that already. Still, I would ignore the dialogues for now and focus more in making the movements more fluid.

>critique my autistic writing style and choice of words

>these tanks are built of crates

what

>peculiar

Well, I'm retarded too so don't take me too seriously.

The camera positions and movement are pretty cool.

>>101051

Forgot to mention, after watching The Clone Wars by Gendy Tartakovsky again as an adult now I will also try to convey more by actual animation instead of needless dialogue.

Plus you're right, I being a Rowboat really can't write dialogue that flows like that of a normalfag. So of course it will sound wooden and awkward as shit.

After I shave/wash my hands, I pivot on my feet and twist my body, thrusting my arms and flick the water off my hands, pretending I'm Sub-Zero delivering a wicked Icy Blast

>>100868

>Please be in London.

You sound like a Pakistani.

>>101240

>not recognizing dank /fit/ memes

The only thing I'd consider autistic is fantasizing about changing the world and being a political figure.

A man can dream.

>>101045

i'm sorry my man :(

>>101230

>After I shave/wash my hands, I pivot on my feet and twist my body, thrusting my arms and flick the water off my hands, pretending I'm Sub-Zero delivering a wicked Icy Blast

i love you anon

>>browse google earth on my phone while im taking a shit and Imagine my shit falling onto whatever country/city im hovering over

hahahaha fuck im dying over here

Sub-Zero here, I also position my hand beneath my chin in various configurations and imagine myself as a human Pepe

>>101335

5 star post friend

>>65366

>being social and caring about others is a requirement for normalcy

extroverted feeler bias detected

daily reminder that introversion and isolation preferences are often based on cognitive functions, not mental illness

>>84590

you don't like learning? It is great if you do it your way. Not the school way.

helicopter my pee pee after cumming

>>65329

>piss in sinks

you're a genious

>>101521

Good luck advancing in a society which feels that extroversion is everything and introversion is illness.

I Imagine my descendants from the future time traveling to the present following me around to see how their ancestor lived

fold 2 squares of toilet paper and wipe the tip of my benis cause i have 5skin from fapping for 15 years

>>66452

>number 15

If I am alone I'll laugh like a mad man occasionally.

>>65370

anon, this is a gift

you must share it

>>65329

> TFW think of stupid memes and smile like a retard in public

> TFW used to piss in sinks until mom found out and she now thinks I'm a fucking degenerate

My dad is a normie Chad but he pisses in the laundry tub to "save money on flushing the toilet" and that whole room smells like piss. I think the piss settles in the elbow trap or something.

I've only pissed in a sink once and I didn't see what all the fuss is about.

>>65370

I do this too sometimes when bored, although mostly read it out loud and provide commentary.

>>65687

The /b/ tier 'nigger' jokes were too repetitive. 0.009/0.11 - best I can do but at least you delivered.

>>66320

You stop talking to degenerate normos.

>>68100

>she's a virgin

Oh boy, talk about gullible.

>>96313

Make /r9k/ proud son.

>>100969

I'm not an expert on art, animation, or illustration but I'll give you my honest opinion. Your samples are kind of odd: on the one hand the graphics are raw as fug in that they are barely distinguishable from blobs (the first ones at least), yet the animation flows well. So all I can say is, I think you do a good job animating, but a shit job drawing. First time I realize that the two may not always be mutually inclusive.

>>105004

I think this guy is hot

I'm a she

When I'm alone, I tend to put cinematic music and envision scenes that could happen in my tabletop campaign.

play with toy soldiers

i have a designated soldier in the other army to be their commander and i act like he's my friend controlling the other side.

Pretend house is a void ship travelling interdimensional space.

Laundry is engineering

Kitchen is science lab

TV is communications

Computer is bridge/piloting

Bedroom is cryosleep

Car is landing shuttle

Cat is invading xeno

Doorbell rings at midnight

Don't want burglar to think house is empty

Don't want serial killer to think house isn't empty

>> 105185

shitting in the shower,

pissing in the sink

not giving a fuck

what normies think

>>83545

HACKING AND WHACKING, CHOPPIN THAT MEAT!

>>105788

>helicopter my dick

How long is it?

i make realistic scenarios out off bizarre concepts in my mind and realize how retarded i seem to myself

>>110409

forgot to add:

>think about things that make me mad and realize that i'm making an angry face

>>66452

>(I have finally become what I was afraid of as a child)

ohhh my fucking sides

>>90245

while reading these posts i said wtf is wrong with these people in that exact moment i read your post.wierd

>>110411

I run thru conversations in my head extremely often, frequently about dumb shit (fantasizing I'm captain of a starship and etc).

one day I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, boiling my hands after a piss, when I noticed during one of these fantasy sessions that MY FUCKING LIPS WERE MOVING AS I DID IT. not mouthing full words, but twitching, like I had some buried split personality trying to emerge.

it hasn't stopped me from doing it, because I live most of my life inside my own head, but it does make me really self conscious.

:(

>>65329

>be sitting naked except for boxers

>haven't showered for a few days

>smell of my dick is strong but not unpleasant

>slight tinge of piss

>feel proud of smell and just sit enjoying it with my hand on dick, not jacking off

>>110981

same or similar.

>when you get a mixture of smegma and dark fabric under your foreskin from jacking off into a black shirt.

>when you're discovered that black socks shed the most fabric into your penis

>when you're disappoint you take a shower and there isn't a ball of smegma and fabric to clean from under your foreskin

>masturbate directly into underwear

>don't really clean dongus so there's always some cum left in

>bathe very irregularly

>somehow despite this dongus is pretty clean no smegma

>>83545

I've done similar, fighting imaginary Ninjas and shit. I have a scar on my finger from when I accidentally punched a light globe while doing it.

>>65329

>sometimes google search shit like "fuck you NSA" or "i know you're watching"

shit ive done that a few times

>>65351

>>66327

>>75350

>>80250

>>80357

>>80497

>>80697

>>83559

>>103655

>>68085

>>83545

You guys are pretty fucked. And I'm having fun imagining you all have smart tvs and xbones and webcams and picturing the reaction of the NSA dickhead who gets to watch you doing this shit while you think you're alone. Maybe he's even making a compilation video of your weird shit and plans to release it onto the web anonymously. Maybe on your families goybook accounts.

>>75416

You need to watch the movie "Catfished". It might still be on netflix.

>>105638

Awesome.

>>75350

>>80074

this tbh

FUCK OFF MUTE

FUCK

YOU

dank posting errors

>always make faces to myself in mirror

>like to inspect my yellow teeth. i call them "me yellow choppahs" and pretend im british

>hold my shit in because im playin vidya

>for about 8 years now when i blow a load i cum into two kleenex tissues stacked, fold them one, fold them again, leaving the cum collected in a corner since most of my load lands in the center of the tissue, and then fold that corner across to the opposite corner, making a triangle, then i fold the cum soaked tip of this triangle inwards and fold the triangle over, keeping the bulk of the cum nestled in several folds of kleenex

>then i pocket it and take it discreetly to a toilet, clean out the pipes by pissing and flush

>i highly recommend this method. it's been my go to for years. so clean once you get the folding down

>in high school some close friends and i got into this really juvenile sense of humor where we found the concept of poo and pee hilarious

>would call people names like fart face, butt breath, poo brains, etc

>would make mental ass songs involving the words poo and pee, dumps and "mental"

>i had my own offshoot of humor called niggerology where i would constantly make little tunes about how niggers stink etc and do pretty good impersonations of niggs. normalfags in my little town liked it

>this eventually melded with poopoo peeepee songs

>im 22 years old and when im chattering to myself i till sing these mental ass songs about "dumps", "poopoos", "peepees" and killing niggers

>it all rhymes in a strange sort of way and with the right beat could honestly make a decent pop-hip-hop song

sometimes if a particular tune i've recently created is stuck in my head i'll sing it about 50+ times in the span of a day

>pace around my room and talk to myself frantically to hype myself up for social crowds because they give me crazy anxiety

>on the flipside do really well with formal presentations, have fooled a lot of people into thinking im a stand up guy with good speeches

>have full blown conversations with myself while driving, have been noticed by people in other lanes

>live on a farm all my life and hate work, often times i can predict when i might get a job laid on me and mysteriously vanish for the entire day because i have a dank hiding place in between some hay bales where i just sleep and mutter to myself in total darkness

>like to pretend im a karate master and karate chop my mom and make hella dank kung fu sounds while i do it

>occasionally keel over in laughter thinking of imageboard culture, family is weirded out by it and couldn't understand why i couldn't feel empathy for street shitting indians

>they can never understand the layers of absurd humor that comes from a decade spent in the Memeiverse

thats all i got for now

im sure i do other weird shit that i dont even realize

>>111298

>im 22 years old and when im chattering to myself i till sing these mental ass songs about "dumps", "poopoos", "peepees" and killing niggers

>it all rhymes in a strange sort of way and with the right beat could honestly make a decent pop-hip-hop song

have you considered writing moonman songs?

I imagine my room is a country and that im the supreme leader of it, and every bad event or some shit in my life is taken as a war/revolution/catastrophy and success in something is like a won war or some shit(tfw your country is a corrupted shithole full of revolutionaries and wars all the fucking time)

I even made a flag and territory on some blank map, incorporated it into human history aswell, even found some place where no one goes to in one forest, some cliff or whatever and claimed it as mine

i live in a crackhouse, no joke

>>111298

>>they can never understand the layers of absurd humor that comes from a decade spent in the Memeiverse

anon what have we done

bumping this thread

>>111945

elevated to the memeosphere, where you're rewarded with a trusty sense of humor that can make even the darkest times bearable

>>100836

That's honestly not bad, perhaps you could make some kind of funny meme/reaction image thingies.

>>112417

Yeah, it's pretty autistic to bump a thread about being autistic.

What I do, sit around the house on bestchan and randomly shout JUST and DESGNATED when nobody's home. I have apparently a prior diagnoses (misdiagnosed) of Tourette's from when I was younger. I'm just a short tempered manchild, not an actual Tourette. But maybe, maybe it could be used to leverage some form of NEETBUX in the future if I tried that angle hmm interesting. heh

>>97783

that would mean that i'm not alone

also what are you doing in /r9k/?

>>66502

Make the webcomic

>>116417

this, listen to this guy. And me.

>>112591

cross-linking a thread I started about autism comics make with some comic creator

Make your comics with those or Bitstrips if you're on fb

Anybody remember Bitstrips? Haha I used to make cringe ones of myself

>>116786

>too bad I can't draw at all

Make a RPG-maker game or something

>>66467

FUCK I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. I laugh at almost literally everything I see and it fucking ruins me.

>want to talk to stuffed animals because i've given up on real contact

>can't because parents will hear me and think (realize?) i'm going crazy

I go on imageboards and post about my feels when I'm alone.