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File: 1444908803093.jpeg (53.22 KB, 640x360, 16:9, image.jpeg)

 No.76399

Post your perfect woman, robots!

 No.76400

File: 1444909282399-0.jpg (16.15 KB, 270x200, 27:20, S051.jpg)

File: 1444909282424-1.png (326.73 KB, 700x769, 700:769, 260626.png)

>obligatory animu gril goes here


 No.76401

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NO WAIFU NO LAIFU

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 No.76403

File: 1444910159503-0.jpg (245.06 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, Colette_Status_(ToS).jpg)

File: 1444910159504-1.png (183.49 KB, 373x489, 373:489, JAPCurly.png)

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File: 1444910159504-4.jpg (205.31 KB, 900x2169, 100:241, Sarah_Bryant.jpg)

>>76401

Don't worry, I got plenty of laifu. These aren't even all of my waifus.


 No.76404

File: 1444910382356.png (374.29 KB, 450x550, 9:11, .......png)

>>76403

THATS HERECY

MORE THAN ONE WAIFU WILL RUIN YOUR LAIFU


 No.76406

File: 1444911683269-0.jpg (130.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ocxaxAg.jpg)

File: 1444911683270-1.jpg (76.63 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1413335565497-2.jpg)

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File: 1444911683270-3.jpg (138.93 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, asian_02.jpg)

Ideally half-russian/half-japanese or korean


 No.76409

File: 1444913305913-0.jpg (126 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, violin girl.jpg)

File: 1444913305914-1.jpg (62.18 KB, 496x750, 248:375, 1390943130342.jpg)

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File: 1444913305915-3.jpg (479.66 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, animu girl.jpg)

That's a pretty hard thing to nail down.


 No.76415

File: 1444914685459.png (901.06 KB, 1280x958, 640:479, lilly.png)

do you see what i see, robots


 No.76419

File: 1444918601495.gif (1.45 MB, 292x266, 146:133, 164564575365.gif)

>Early 90's cow-titted Jennifer Connelly

>mfw


 No.76424

>>76406

Have we finally discovered the true master race?


 No.76426

All of these bitches who dress up as anime characters are doing it for cash and attention they don't really watch anime and they are in fact slut degenerates.


 No.76427

File: 1444922062647.jpg (161.68 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, ideal grill.jpg)

>>76426

ideal grill btw tbh


 No.76434

File: 1444925466617.png (11.75 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

unoriginal content dsprjgdigfy4t


 No.76467

File: 1444935727228-0.jpg (1.21 MB, 2883x4324, 2883:4324, metart_pyvian_zarina-a_hig….jpg)

File: 1444935727229-1.jpg (1.01 MB, 2883x4324, 2883:4324, metart_pyvian_zarina-a_hig….jpg)

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>>76399

Unquestionably this is my dream girl.

There's no other girl on earth that is prettier than her to me, at least.


 No.76492

>>76467

>fake as fuck red hair, made obvious not only by the shade but her goddamn eyebrows that she was too stupid to dye

>shit globes for eyes

>asymmetric tits with horrible looking areola

>when she isn't smiling she's still got her mouth open with this stupid gape that makes her intelligence look questionable

I've seen wider hips on 12 year olds.

What the fuck dude your tastes are so fucking shit goddamn.


 No.76498

>>76492

>shit globes for eyes

fuckin lol


 No.76499

>>76498

Shit globes are a confirmation of a shitskin, or at least some shitskin genes. It's proof you're not white, one drop rule and all that.

I'm still amazed people want to stick their dick in shitskins despite the current year.


 No.76504

File: 1444943992735.jpg (Spoiler Image, 44.7 KB, 943x530, 943:530, brave.jpg)

10/10 my perfect woman


 No.76524

File: 1444947889099.jpg (24.4 KB, 295x402, 295:402, 1307135356_pic-7.jpg)

>>76399

>Post your perfect woman, robots!

I can post any women i want. But too bad, that perfect women for me would be the one who truly loves me, and a virgin.

Can't stand all those sluts with perfect makeups, which gives away how many dicks they sucked.


 No.76529

File: 1444949421889.jpg (48.77 KB, 500x415, 100:83, smug frog is crashing this….jpg)

>lusting after a woman in the first place


 No.76552

File: 1444953336459.jpg (134.99 KB, 728x1059, 728:1059, tasogare-otome-x-amnesia-2….jpg)

>>76529

Some people just want to be loved. Some of them wouldn't mind having a family. But in the end all of them end up being cucked by sluts. Such is the life in 21 century.


 No.76579

>>76467

>airbrushed AF


 No.76608

>>76467

What's with the bumps on her areolas!


 No.78509

File: 1445550690766.jpg (6.52 KB, 301x168, 43:24, helen.jpg)

>>76399

>Post your perfect woman, robots!

This names Israel


 No.78533

File: 1445556268083.jpg (50.94 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1443284069256.jpg)

Semen demons only


 No.78539

I have two definitions of "perfect" OP.

The first one is the kind that gets my dick boner up.

The other is the kind that gets my heart boner up.


 No.78569

File: 1445569729028-0.png (871.15 KB, 850x907, 850:907, sleep.png)

File: 1445569729028-1.jpg (142.61 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, 1401042736776.jpg)

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i played too many video games and watched too much anime and now i'm retarded


 No.78769

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>>76400

A man of refined taste.


 No.78801

>>78569

you arent retarded, anime girls were designed for pure


 No.78802

>>76552

such a good anime! Ghost girls ftw


 No.78962

File: 1445639149729.jpg (116.18 KB, 786x800, 393:400, Misaki2.jpg)

>perfect woman

Literally any cute girl in the 6.5-8 range who would show exclusive unyielding interest in me.

Pic related is an example of such a 'perfect woman'.


 No.78963

File: 1445639291137.jpg (76.14 KB, 1024x800, 32:25, 1386687005848.jpg)

something like this would be great


 No.78967

File: 1445639781356.jpg (41.07 KB, 420x336, 5:4, lilly.jpg)

>>76415

Now that's what I call a man with a god tier taste


 No.78972

File: 1445640223547.jpg (260.59 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, moar qts.jpg)

>>76399

Oh why do I have to have this Jungle fever?


 No.78977

>>78972

you'll get over it once the stds set in


 No.78980

File: 1445640689087.jpg (69.03 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1346006183032.jpg)

>>78977

edgy. But if I got a loyal black qt I'd gladly die of aidsbola together with her


 No.78984

>>78980

sounds pretty nice actually man. good luck


 No.78990

File: 1445641210089.jpg (37.89 KB, 427x640, 427:640, qt.jpg)

>>76399

Literally any woman that shows interest in me and is not repulsed enough to let me hold hands or some gay shit like that, but i guess, but I do have a thing for Nordics.


 No.78993

File: 1445641376360.jpg (239.24 KB, 560x700, 4:5, 1400024390626.jpg)

>3dpd

smh tbh fam


 No.79000

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>>76504

burn the degeneracy at the stake


 No.79002

File: 1445641985284.webm (7.79 MB, 204x360, 17:30, cute russian girl sing.webm)

>>78990

what about slavs?


 No.79006

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>>76467

I like redheads too


 No.79008

File: 1445642603993.webm (7.76 MB, 480x272, 30:17, Russian girl singing.webm)

>>79002

slavs are nice


 No.79017

File: 1445644133121.png (942.44 KB, 662x799, 662:799, ClipboardImage.png)

zoo wee momma boys


 No.79023

>>79017

she looks like a younger Liv Tyler if she ate McDonalds every day


 No.79041

File: 1445647572301.png (488.04 KB, 477x746, 477:746, 23393477~01.png)

Colored hair is so fucking hot


 No.79042

File: 1445647868573-0.png (25.18 KB, 291x344, 291:344, tumblr personkin.png)

File: 1445647868576-1.png (251.55 KB, 688x631, 688:631, tumblrr.png)

>>79041

lel no. She'd look better without the tumblr hair. still a qt though


 No.79049

>>76499

That's so dumb… my friend is half Jewish and has blue eyes. Whereas I am fully European and have brown eyes. And don't say Jewish is white, they're not. They have middle eastern blood.


 No.79050

File: 1445649591412.png (6.15 MB, 1832x2340, 458:585, 1441637195977-1.png)

>>79042

Warning colors, anon


 No.79052

>>79049

you mean semitic, anon. And Jews can have blond hair and can have blue eyes. They are just rare traits. I'm a Jew so I can speak from experience. Also, there are differences between Sephardi Jews and Ashkenazi Jews.


 No.79068

>>79052

>semitic

Yes I know Jews are semitic, they are also non white. Sephardi and Ashkenazi Jews are different, sure, but they both have middle eastern genes, for Ashkenazi's it's less (about half). The point is brown eyes is not a definitive measure of whether someone is a shitskin or not.


 No.79078

>>79068

I've seen jews that look whiter than myself and I'm fully european


 No.81252

File: 1446161669194-0.jpg (127.03 KB, 715x1024, 715:1024, Julia1.jpg)

File: 1446161669194-1.jpg (193.62 KB, 852x1220, 213:305, Julia2.jpg)

File: 1446161669194-2.jpg (37.22 KB, 700x450, 14:9, Julia3.jpg)

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I'd accept the sweet embrace of death for 2 minutes of sucking her boobs and cumming deep inside her.

I'm about to turn 22 in a few weeks and am deeply considering a cartwheeling off a bridge because of my 0 friends 0 gf prospects and unshakable virginity. Have no idea how some of you guys do it.


 No.81686

File: 1446297250784-0.jpeg (77.79 KB, 696x1006, 348:503, sabina1.jpeg)

File: 1446297250784-1.jpg (36.97 KB, 520x520, 1:1, KPyvnd1-uR0.jpg)

File: 1446297250784-2.jpg (50.63 KB, 640x426, 320:213, 20150609093705-5.jpg)

Someone like Sabina Altynbekova.


 No.81693

>>81252

It's not such a big deal, really.


 No.81702

File: 1446300625711.jpg (2.65 MB, 2835x2126, 2835:2126, 1440988748694.jpg)

Waifu for laifu


 No.82808

File: 1446610424608.png (344.46 KB, 594x810, 11:15, Scaredy bat and Iris.png)

A monster, a curvy loli, perfect pale skin and perfect black long hair.


 No.82815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pretty much this

dontbanmerobotpls


 No.82819

File: 1446615563177-0.jpg (220.2 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 313029470.jpg)

File: 1446615563178-1.jpg (52.5 KB, 481x641, 481:641, 4-120R5211I4.jpg)

Blue-eyed chubby aryan with big tits or cute, innocent light-skinned East Asian desperate for a hafu


 No.82847

File: 1446628167185-0.jpg (73.68 KB, 376x640, 47:80, 1431280226348.jpg)

File: 1446628167186-1.jpg (53.03 KB, 436x635, 436:635, 1437749254478.jpg)

File: 1446628167200-2.jpg (474.5 KB, 1600x1066, 800:533, 1433014549376.jpg)

Here shees bee


 No.82855

>longing for 3DPD

>ever

>>82819

>chubby

That's a fucking whale, at least be honest with yourself.


 No.82889

how can I post something that will never be real


 No.82890

File: 1446656535551.jpg (6.23 KB, 219x208, 219:208, 1402082663638.jpg)

>>81252

Holy shit, I'm not the only one that's into her.


 No.82978

>>76409

Supreme taste, anon.


 No.83213

File: 1446747450337-0.jpeg (272.15 KB, 800x600, 4:3, e012c20547cf1f01cdad7b3ed….jpeg)

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File: 1446747450337-2.jpg (1.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Yumiko.jpg)

>>79042

You have no idea how much that second picture improved my mood.


 No.83380

File: 1446782999560.png (183.38 KB, 999x909, 111:101, 588.png)

my love


 No.83386

>>83380

[Smells sushi internally]


 No.85881

>>79042

That's scene hair you turd and we mourn its loss.


 No.85904

File: 1447548304155-0.jpg (10.25 KB, 183x275, 183:275, imgres.jpg)

File: 1447548304155-1.jpg (564.29 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, misaki.jpg)

File: 1447548304156-2.jpg (116.2 KB, 932x746, 466:373, 1442076173283.jpg)

File: 1447548304168-3.jpg (117.12 KB, 640x780, 32:39, 1444859677764.jpg)

>>76399

I think 2D and 3DPD make excellent waifus.

And that last one posted in a camwhore thread on half r9k. Why on earth she thinks she's a robot i have no fucking idea.

Jeez that board has gone to shit.


 No.85906

>>76400

>>78962

>>78963

>>79017

>>82819

God tier tastes

>>82815

worstgirl/10 but still acceptable


 No.85919

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

me gf r8/hay8/masutbr8


 No.85921

File: 1447555235540-0.jpg (83.86 KB, 533x800, 533:800, WAIFU_04.jpg)

File: 1447555235541-1.jpg (167.08 KB, 600x600, 1:1, img_00014.jpg)

File: 1447555235541-2.jpg (33.48 KB, 299x367, 299:367, japanese-girl.jpg)

I want a Japanese wife :(


 No.85928

>>85904

>tfw /v/ had to drive rose away

I genuinely liked her videos but nooooo, some dicks had to stalk her and ruin everything.


 No.85929

File: 1447558880965.jpg (39.68 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Boris at Last Feedbacker f….jpg)

>>85921

>you will never meet the best Japanese woman of all time

Just kill me now.


 No.85931

File: 1447561105820.jpg (38.32 KB, 500x216, 125:54, image.jpg)

And never will or ever did.

Maybe life is better as a monster… Maybe we dont need them.


 No.85964

File: 1447572733617-0.jpg (190.83 KB, 870x1100, 87:110, tumblr_nxjip6moDV1qdvufoo3….jpg)

File: 1447572733617-1.jpg (143.51 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_n30n9n6HDH1qdvufoo1….jpg)

Grace Neutral


 No.86069

>>78963

>thin

wot?


 No.86220

>>79049

Even "full" Ashkenazi Jews have Germanic admixture from the middle ages, hence the light hair, skin, and eyes.

There's probably been some cultural enrichment too in all the mob violence and pogroms they suffered.

And full middle easterners aren't necessarily less white than Europeans. Plenty of Greeks and south Italians are descended from middle eastern pirates and slaves that were circling the Mediterranean for thousands of years. Conversely, some upper classes in the middle east are descended from Greek and Roman officials. Just compare the Assad family to a Greek or Sicilian peasant, and tell me who looks whiter.

So if middle eastern blood makes someone not white to you, then at least be consistent and exclude a huge chunk of Europe from whiteness.


 No.86434

File: 1447745739840.png (2.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Untitled.png)

Hila


 No.86440

File: 1447751699627-0.jpg (70.68 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 890.jpg)

File: 1447751699628-1.jpg (154.98 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, hoi2 (2).jpg)

File: 1447751699640-2.jpg (79.63 KB, 446x588, 223:294, baby4.jpg)

You guys are posting some surprisingly cute grills. this pic made me realize i rarely get turned on by girls w/o blue eyes but it was never a conscious decision

>tfw inferior shitskin genes with hazel eyes


 No.86443

>>86434

Seconded, she's pretty.


 No.86445

>>85904

That last girl was on r9k?


 No.86449

>this thread

So the average robot is either a race traitor or a gook? Disappointing but not surprising.


 No.89588

File: 1448727824583.gif (2.96 MB, 287x191, 287:191, feminismp2.gif)

>>86449

Hello roastie my old friend


 No.89590

>>85904

>why on earth she thinks she's a robot

She doesn't. They just like getting effortless attention from bottom of the barrel beta cucks like >>85928 who will endlessly white knight for them.


 No.93202

>>86445

It's bullshit, right?

She looks like a fucking model. Fucking classic "forever alone" female


 No.93223

File: 1449860233309.png (570.41 KB, 1343x716, 1343:716, it is all shit.png)

One that doesn't take self absorbed pictures of themselves and post them on the internet, and sees that it's all fucking shit except for love.


 No.93240

File: 1449866447501.jpg (101.2 KB, 634x810, 317:405, slut.jpg)

If you want a real woman….


 No.93271

>>81702

that's a /polfu


 No.93287

File: 1449876773774-0.jpg (71.87 KB, 351x650, 27:50, g1njei0.jpg)

File: 1449876773774-1.jpg (89.96 KB, 493x600, 493:600, 1406395084702.jpg)

File: 1449876773774-2.webm (7.47 MB, 640x454, 320:227, メセージです。.webm)

The one and only.


 No.93306

File: 1449879566621.jpg (96.16 KB, 768x575, 768:575, 1444874578470.jpg)

>>93202

>>86445

>>89590

Turns out she IS a model.

What a roastie.


 No.93370

File: 1449898842953.jpg (159.64 KB, 800x536, 100:67, ve9bzeb229v6.jpg)

>>82890

>She is a international celebrity porn star

as if that's a supersize you wouldn't be alone


 No.93394

File: 1449902376791-0.jpg (320.3 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 111.jpg)

File: 1449902376794-1.jpg (76.17 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 222.jpg)

File: 1449902376797-2.jpg (203.71 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 333.jpg)

File: 1449902376800-3.jpg (345.41 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 444.jpg)

>inb4 trap

my waifu's not that androgynous, is she?


 No.93406

>>93394

She looks cute in the third pic. Maybe because it's the only one where it resembles a female. Longer hair could help a lot.


 No.93426

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File: 1449906465153-2.jpg (67.77 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 23.jpg)

File: 1449906465153-3.jpg (301.18 KB, 1550x1000, 31:20, cyyyyyuuu.jpg)

>>93406

everybody hates on short haired wimmins, but there are some really good looking ones out there


 No.93430

>>93426

>there are some really good looking ones out there

Could you post some of them? I never noticed.


 No.93436

File: 1449908366982.jpg (34.4 KB, 600x350, 12:7, Miley-Cyrus.jpg)

>>93430

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If she was begging for it, could you say no?


 No.93442

>>76504

Buckle up, buckaroo!


 No.93446

> all those made up and photoshopped 3D and 2D baby dolls

You are like millionaires paying top models to live with them despite having zero attraction, only you have no money and keep pictures from the internet. Do you really want to, figuratively, put them on your shelf? Genuine “beautiful girl” with no brains is a horrifying creature, and those who play dumb know they are lying, and know that you know it. Relationships like that are complete opposite of cozy trusted waifu experience, it's more like two self-obsessed people negotiating deals constantly.


 No.93447

>>93436

> Miley Cyrus wants some dull neet's flaccid dick

Yeah, and you always wanted to fuck all those fat 50 year old women from your street.


 No.93448

>>93426

Short and dyed hair got ruined by Feminists sadly.


 No.93454

>>93448

> being this worried about current fashion

I wonder how soon they'll start printing brain-dead glamour magazine for /pol/tards and the like and sell it on the counters. “Ten signs of DEGENERACY”, “Top threats for current season”, “Hot SEX poses without a woman”.


 No.93470

File: 1449929810153-0.jpg (82.35 KB, 908x607, 908:607, 9848526.JPG)

File: 1449929810154-1.jpg (68.16 KB, 1640x2084, 410:521, 1370061654898.jpg)

File: 1449929810154-2.jpg (90.73 KB, 780x1038, 130:173, 1370071113906.jpg)

File: 1449929810155-3.jpg (561.79 KB, 2346x3510, 391:585, 152677975_Nikkala061_extra….jpg)

If I had to name one, I would say Nikkala Stott.

But in general I like skinny women with a nice neck.


 No.93483

>>76409

Isn't the second one a trap?


 No.93529

>>93436

If she's gonna act up like in that pic, yes, I would say no, with a fist on her face.

>>93447

>> Miley Cyrus wants some dull neet's flaccid dick

>implying

All me is erect


 No.93589

File: 1449958987836.jpg (132.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>all these meatbags

>that would inevitably cost a fuckload of money were they real

>or choke on chad cock

>not falling in love with your vehicle

Here's mine.

I'm inside of her every day. Nice and petite, not too fat, pulls fine but I will get her remapped and modified once warranty runs out.

She's a real sweetheart, she will never cheat on me, she's comfortable, she's warm in winter and cool in summer, she is ready to give her life to save mine, were it necessary.

I have found true love.


 No.93591

File: 1449959075732.jpg (185.48 KB, 1335x1000, 267:200, V8ilnwe.jpg)

I dont have a waifu anymore but it was swift before she got retarded.


 No.93725

>>93589

>leave girlfriend waiting outside

>when you come back she is gone

>you go to police station

>a few months later they call you back

>she was found disassembled to pieces near the harbour

>turns out, a gang of negroes got in her forcefully and drove her to their spot

>they spilled fast food drinks and sauces on every seat inside of her

>tainted for eternity

>then they opened her up and sold the pieces

>tfw love of your life is as fragile as a real woman


 No.94006

File: 1450063233925.jpg (33.24 KB, 291x396, 97:132, phone girl.jpg)

this tbh

(inb4 unoriginal content)


 No.94146

File: 1450135355926.jpg (7.86 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 11208907_10205560281183746….jpg)

>>76426

>watches anime

>calls bitches degenerates for not liking cringy shit

>implying anime isn't degeneracy


 No.94303

>>93725

There's hardly any niggers where I live.


 No.94328

File: 1450203167338.jpg (40.75 KB, 272x262, 136:131, 1449495412340.jpg)

>>78963

>thin


 No.94340

>>86434

she's objectively a 10/10


 No.94341

>>93394

Is that the annoying bitch from youtube that made that pepe quiz.


 No.94351

>>78963

>thin

Dropped. I fucking love chub, but a blatantly lying chub is redflag for being a tremendous bitch.


 No.94354

>>93483

Every flat-chested girl is a trap according to the internet.

I could be wrong about that one, but most "traps" don't look good. Just accept it.


 No.94355

>>93394

Did eggman get a sex change?


 No.94650

>>94328

>>86069

>>94351

Did any one of you read the "sarcastic" bit?

Jesus christ you guys are retarded. She's not saying she's thin, shes making light of the fact that she's chubby.


 No.95012

File: 1450526185888.jpg (25.2 KB, 475x700, 19:28, 1437547544997.jpg)

hgfdfghjkl;lkgh vvvv


 No.95045

>>76499

>pointy elbows are a sure sign of being secretly black

>being autistic is okay as long as I'm a stormfag


 No.95046

>>78963

She has a fucking potbelly.


 No.95048

>>82819

>calling that chubby

It's people like you that make it impossible to find legitimately curvy girls without having to a wade through a sea of lard.


 No.95639

File: 1450749709939.jpg (7.18 KB, 211x255, 211:255, 1437479501394.jpg)

>>76403

You will never build your own Roll


 No.95863

File: 1450824046063.jpg (106.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mr skeltal girl.jpg)

>tfw she disappeared off face of earth


 No.95873

File: 1450825941940.jpg (206.16 KB, 500x564, 125:141, cassie.joint.jpg)

I think Cassie from Skins is one of the best female characters Ive ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdLmqFhXkWA


 No.95875

>>95873

Oh wow.

That's a very cute waifu, yeah.


 No.95976

File: 1450851404850-0.jpg (139.45 KB, 651x906, 217:302, BodyPillowTemplate.jpg)

File: 1450851404851-1.jpg (40.86 KB, 550x400, 11:8, TryFindingThisInCurrentYea….jpg)

File: 1450851404852-2.jpg (88.11 KB, 1300x1069, 1300:1069, AudreyWithWalkingDeadColor….jpg)

>>76399

classic 80s waifu, OP

My tastes are also simple, yet elusive.

What happened to the times where being a woman wasn't something horrid?

>>76403

>Nell

>advance waifus

mah nigga

>>79017

>zoo wee momma

IUnderstoodThatReference.jpeg Diary of A Wimpy kid is pretty Robot/Redpilled as far as kids books go

>>79002

apex-tier ethnicity/race/special snowflake title

>>93426

Likewise

The rest of you weebs and youngfags need Jesus. :^)


 No.96028

>>93394

Kek oh wow. This cutie.

This girl talked to me for a day like a year ago after contacting me in some chart thread. She seemed nice, but I stopped talking to her cause I ended up with a gf.

Or who knows. Could have been some creepy anon pretending to be a girl.


 No.96821

File: 1451112059034.jpg (4.35 MB, 3240x4320, 3:4, DSC00229.JPG)

mfw forgotten to leave text in the reply

my face mfw


 No.96900

>>96821

>fat girl tits

>retarded tat on vagoo

>3/10 at best

This is the worst thing ive ever seen posted in a waifu thread


 No.96903

>>96821

nice subhuman forearm tattoo

also pubic tattoo ftw


 No.96912

>>96821

She's got a nice body but the tats make her look like trash.


 No.96913

File: 1451146736051-0.jpg (362.8 KB, 933x1400, 933:1400, 1425337220799.jpg)

File: 1451146736051-1.jpeg (71.25 KB, 515x694, 515:694, 1287945539580.jpeg)

File: 1451146736051-2.jpg (59.02 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1287946129123.jpg)

File: 1451146736051-3.jpg (2.27 MB, 4928x3264, 77:51, wallhaven-152035.jpg)

File: 1451146736051-4.jpg (373.14 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_njncezD34S1qgj9ilo1….jpg)

I like girls with short hair. It shows off a pretty face better. And it's harder to hide an ugly face with it.


 No.96915

File: 1451146948290-0.jpg (27.93 KB, 600x380, 30:19, CJZdwKkUEAEprAq 0.jpg)

File: 1451146948290-1.jpg (25.47 KB, 400x278, 200:139, CJZdwKkUEAEprAq 1.jpg)

tfw she's a female hentai artist and someone drew a hentai cg based on her


 No.96919

File: 1451148524525.jpg (163.18 KB, 480x640, 3:4, zSdVz.jpg)

unoriginal content

uggh5


 No.96943

File: 1451154500956.png (653.88 KB, 719x478, 719:478, 1444294977252.png)

>>96821

Christ, she's fatter than I am.


 No.96984

>>96913

My dick seconds this.


 No.97004

>>93394

I love it when they look like prepubescent boys.


 No.97005

>>96913

lies you love grills that look like boys.

Admit it x'D


 No.97070

File: 1451187664869.jpg (4.2 MB, 3240x4320, 3:4, DSC00235.JPG)


 No.97099

>>96915

>Implying it's not a trap

>Implying it's not a padded bra.


 No.101350

File: 1452657718383-0.jpg (52.09 KB, 465x640, 93:128, 20150625014716-5587a88f-me.jpg)

File: 1452657718384-1.jpg (28.6 KB, 466x799, 466:799, 20150625014717-7eb5c348.jpg)

File: 1452657718384-2.jpg (77.36 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 20150625014701-f104cec1-me.jpg)

>>96821

It's weird because she's big but not curvy

>>97070

this is much better

also pic relate


 No.101382

File: 1452669202836.png (1.81 MB, 2300x1725, 4:3, ass.png)

>>101350

thanks, shes cute as fuck

dat ass.png


 No.101383

>>97070

She's so disgusting I had to hide the image.


 No.101385

disgusting person, she is a prostitute


 No.101407

>>76467

those are some really fuggly areolas!


 No.101409

File: 1452683350784.gif (246.8 KB, 378x213, 126:71, fap.gif)

>>79006

that second pic

fix your goddamn site hotwheels


 No.101426

File: 1452701311605.jpg (187.47 KB, 792x1728, 11:24, Jacquelyn Prescott - Imgur.jpg)

Something like this I guess


 No.101445

>>86434

she's so finn, I can't even get a boner

>imb4 bbw lover


 No.101450

>>101382

>dat ass

is lumpy as fuck, have some standards.


 No.101517

File: 1452733441244.jpg (1.47 MB, 1225x2457, 175:351, DSC00232.jpg)

deal


 No.101526

File: 1452738743492.jpg (75.54 KB, 500x379, 500:379, tumblr_nv5gy9ainS1r6mdnjo1….jpg)

my favorite kind of wombyn


 No.101549

File: 1452746346508.jpg (18.93 KB, 600x300, 2:1, Robots-Cameron-Terminator.jpg)

A woman who would rather reason than emote.

Even though at this point I think wizardry is becoming inevitable for me because of my 'spergers


 No.101552

>>96913

They have to be an 8/10 or 9/10 to pull of short hair, otherwise they just look like dykes

3d women can never be 10/10


 No.101626

File: 1452790297219.webm (3.74 MB, 640x360, 16:9, perfect woman.webm)

>>76399

joshbl0xxx43654567u456iu465iuxah0olchfghfghGOD DAMN IT LET ME UPLOADThe server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, 8chan might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:


 No.101653

>>101517

For being chubby she has a tight ass, and she's also tall, most likely was athletic at some point in her life and just needs the right motivation to get hard again.

I'd hit that shit like it was 1999.


 No.101658

File: 1452804838156.gif (2 MB, 334x258, 167:129, perfection 2.gif)

Would you kill a stranger to get a 10/10 gf?


 No.101661

File: 1452805323925.jpg (65.69 KB, 580x318, 290:159, boxing-helena-143308l-imag….jpg)

I don't really care what she looks like, as long as she doesn't have any arms or legs.


 No.101671

>>101549

*tips fedora* grow up dude no on one wants someone with no emotion


 No.101686

>>101671

It would be something, not someone


 No.101753

>>101671

Back to your containment board: >>>/christian/


 No.101761

>Ideal girl

You mean ideal vagina attached to a girl. As long as she blows me after I buy her a dress and some groceries, who gives a crap, they're all the same.


 No.102564

File: 1453134795017.jpg (57.26 KB, 620x349, 620:349, natalia.jpg)

>>78963

I think she is hot. Problem is it will get worse and not stay like this which would be fine. Therefore no

>>79002

I dislike slavs so much but their girls so cute ;_;

She's best gal so fa

>>79052

>I'm a Jew

GTFO


 No.102593

I know this absolutely gorgeous girl IRL but I got no chance with her ever.

She looks a lot like this British actress.

I don't know the scene or series anymore but she and some ginger guy are dancing in their underwear in it.


 No.102601

File: 1453147439557.jpg (683.24 KB, 2469x3600, 823:1200, b7io3lf.jpg)

>>101658

Most definitely


 No.102607

File: 1453150398061-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 395.81 KB, 1000x1402, 500:701, BBW - #24.jpg)

File: 1453150398111-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 179.21 KB, 924x1280, 231:320, BBW - #84.jpg)

File: 1453150398111-2.jpg (Spoiler Image, 545.9 KB, 1400x1300, 14:13, BBW - #36.jpg)

File: 1453150398111-3.jpg (Spoiler Image, 717.13 KB, 1500x1714, 750:857, BBW - #37.jpg)

File: 1453150398112-4.jpg (Spoiler Image, 392.18 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, BBW - #34.jpg)

>>79017

>>78963

>>82819

My niggas but I like them bigger.

>>86434

In their 20s tits and class, in their 30s nose and ass.


 No.102612

>>102593

By the way, if anybody knows what scene I'm mentioning, please do link it.


 No.102614

>>102612

I have a photo of her on my other harddrive, but I can't be bothered to get it tbqh m8


 No.102659

File: 1453164590575.jpg (38.78 KB, 480x640, 3:4, BlCyRNRIMAAKbjV.jpg)

>>102593

>>102612

Holly Earl.

Good taste.


 No.102662

>>102659

Sheslike 1,5m tho


 No.103081

>>102659

bump for more of her

spoon feed me pls


 No.103130

>>103081

I'm cereal you know


 No.103135

I would post a white woman, but unfortunately as a black dude I will never be able to date the women I most desire. I actually respect the white race and don't believe in race-mixing. This means I must die a virgin or settle for a half-decent looking black chick. tbh I don't think very many men are attracted to black girls at all like they are chinks, beaners, and honkeys.


 No.103162

File: 1453345203841.jpg (16.6 KB, 224x400, 14:25, THE HOLOCAUST WAS A DAMN J….jpg)

>>103130

Find one that lives in a white neighborhood or go find one in Ethiopia. Other than that it's humble of you.


 No.103164

>>103162

My post was for the very nice African man at >>103135.


 No.103187

>>79050

that girl in the flower tank with the blue hair and collar is just some weird chick from canada who picks her nose and doesnt shave


 No.103221

File: 1453362122780-0.jpg (210.19 KB, 1562x1628, 71:74, samanta-presenting-113.jpg)

File: 1453362122780-1.jpg (36.37 KB, 421x420, 421:420, full_146-18475446.jpg)

File: 1453362122780-2.jpg (264.64 KB, 1920x1278, 320:213, 133074999692.jpg)

File: 1453362122781-3.jpg (389.09 KB, 1884x1929, 628:643, 0122234210373-33-034.jpg)

File: 1453362122781-4.jpg (48.1 KB, 575x665, 115:133, 0024063136682_05_full__MG_….jpg)

>woman

I'm mostly a cunnybro but there are a few exceptions.

Everybody ITT has shit taste btw tpb.


 No.103223

File: 1453363218899.jpg (26.1 KB, 700x700, 1:1, _mg_20099239_1_1.jpg)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm perfection


 No.103253

>>103223

Anon, pls. You're almost as bad as that autist on /tv/ who spams his downsy Maisy pics. Don't be that guy.


 No.103416

File: 1453458976258-0.jpg (53.13 KB, 640x640, 1:1, María Inés Taracena v.jpg)

File: 1453458976258-1.jpg (52.04 KB, 640x640, 1:1, María Inés Taracena freckl….jpg)

File: 1453458976259-2.jpg (48.8 KB, 480x600, 4:5, Maria Inés Taracena.jpg)

Guatemalan Halfie with freckles - do want!!


 No.103607

File: 1453522770961.jpg (29.53 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 3yl2pd4xwuc5b0urq5tmgnuor3….jpg)

I am a faggot that writes unoriginal comments.


 No.103608

File: 1453522893826.jpg (18.97 KB, 270x480, 9:16, 1efef993e-c94d-424a-b31d-1….jpg)

D-double bump


 No.103687

File: 1453568834888.jpg (120.51 KB, 600x515, 120:103, 1453433511680.jpg)

perfect aryan qt


 No.108789

>>76406

The first one is a Volga Tatar, not half-Russian half-Japanese.


 No.108818

File: 1455316567698-0.jpg (64.84 KB, 288x432, 2:3, original.jpg)

File: 1455316567702-1.jpg (26.54 KB, 420x400, 21:20, 6a6bf00b5ed83de5e54c897d16….jpg)

File: 1455316567705-2.gif (2.03 MB, 355x201, 355:201, 20p5utf.gif)

File: 1455316567710-3.gif (1006.54 KB, 500x250, 2:1, allison - the breakfast cl….gif)

File: 1455316567713-4.gif (933.34 KB, 245x220, 49:44, allison-whistle.gif)

>She's a fictional character in a dumb movie, she never existed and will never exist in my reality.


 No.108874

>>76399

Where is she from again? She looks so familiar


 No.108879

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>108874

Labrynth, m8.


 No.108880

>>108879

Labyrinth*


 No.108886

File: 1455330380458.jpg (105.69 KB, 486x578, 243:289, 3993.jpg)

>>76415

>>78967

She is always in my thoughts, anon. I've learned braille and drink vanilla tea, just for her.

At this point I don't even care if I'll never meet one like her. At least I know she will never be corrupted.


 No.108998

>>79042

>>85881

>That's scene hair you turd and we mourn its loss.

What about this faggots? (crosspost >>102328) - (c. late 2011 - early 2012)


 No.112688

File: 1456718831240.jpg (11.33 KB, 255x253, 255:253, Just Kill Me.jpg)

>>78972

>dated a black qt who was shy as hell and only really opened up in private

>she had a fiery libido

>she was incredibly into me

>she was territorial around any other girl who gave me attention

>we both bit like vampires

>I was fucked in the head at the time we were dating

>I ended up ending our relationship just shy of six months because I couldn't handle the emotional aspect of a relationship

>I now want her back but realize it would never be the same

>MFW


 No.112690

File: 1456719191976.jpg (105.89 KB, 460x287, 460:287, Nigella Kitchen.jpg)

>>108818

nice taste

I'd like someone who can cook tendies


 No.112691

>>79008

I've wanted to know the source of this video for a year now. The song is catchy af once the main chorus hits.


 No.112703

File: 1456726132295-0.jpg (710.83 KB, 2138x3028, 1069:1514, img001.jpg)

File: 1456726132295-1.jpg (1.41 MB, 2031x3034, 2031:3034, img008.jpg)

>>108879

Did she say anything after David died?

Also new doujin of best girl of all time just came out.


 No.112704

File: 1456726908932.jpg (5.47 MB, 5889x2500, 5889:2500, WaniSP270_000a_Cover.jpg)

>>96915

>>97099

Her name is Warusato Hamu. Lot's of her stories involve older ladies with big tidders having sex with little boys. Writing from experience I guess.


 No.112732

>>103135

I'm an atheist so it's weird for me to say this but I don't know anything other to say to express my gratitude: god bless you.


 No.112733

>>108818

Fuck, I just googled her and she looks like a jewish man with long hair now. Why do women age so badly?


 No.112772

File: 1456773716739.jpg (169.92 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1449674186658-2.jpg)

This woman is absolutely perfect, if i had one wish it would be to marry beauty like this.


 No.112785

Virginia Sun is perfection made flesh. I an't even believe I live on the same planet as a creature like this.


 No.112788

File: 1456777146290-0.jpg (575.37 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, xgif47f6aj92.jpg)

File: 1456777146291-1.jpg (333.15 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, yfph5t9xqjh7.jpg)

File: 1456777146291-2.jpg (634.57 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, 560d541a8fd77.jpg)

File: 1456777146291-3.jpg (698.79 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, 560d5418bd9b8.jpg)

Virginia Sun is perfection made flesh. I can't even believe I live on the same planet as a creature like this.


 No.113367

File: 1457029773998.jpg (829.88 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, LauraB06_007.jpg)

>no lera in this entire thread

unacceptable


 No.113451

File: 1457063105962.jpg (168.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>81686

>being manlet

>tfw Sabina Altynbekova will mock you for you, a disgusting manlet to dare to have a crush on her

Why live


 No.113473

File: 1457070205257-0.jpg (69.85 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 10155874_691024794276543_1….jpg)

File: 1457070205257-1.png (57.57 KB, 261x145, 9:5, 10376087_1485530525013997_….png)

File: 1457070205258-2.jpg (188.69 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1339655564810.jpg)

File: 1457070205258-3.jpg (60.99 KB, 550x733, 550:733, 1433359696572.jpg)

all these grills make me feel like i've fallen in love


 No.113488

File: 1457073073335.png (287.48 KB, 945x643, 945:643, 28382a3dce30b5a50ec7170c57….png)

https://youtu.be/qZx-Z3_n4t8

I love you Astrud Gilberto


 No.113490

>>95048

>not liking fat girls

Have you never cuddled a fat girl, anon?


 No.113517

File: 1457086278896.png (21.55 KB, 594x595, 594:595, ClipboardImage.png)

I don't care as long as she's >= 2/10 and actually a she


 No.113522

File: 1457092854189.jpg (68.36 KB, 550x733, 550:733, 1457070205258-3.jpg)

>>113473

Bane-san?


 No.113530

>>113488

> I'm too lazy to make a webm so I'm just going to link to gewgle

Fuck off, child.


 No.113640

>>113530

I'm not wasting my time on making a webm. Go fuck yourself.


 No.113641

No one gets everything they want in life


 No.113649

>>113640

> I'm too lazy to create original content so I just come here and leach off of everyone else

You should go back to reddit.


 No.113654

>>113649

Why don't you crate some original content instead of saying go back to reddit


 No.113657

>red hair

>not fat

>virgin

it's suffering. where I live 10% have red hair, 30% are overweight or obese, and pretty much no-one is a virgin into their early 20s, lets be generous and say half are not virgins by 20.

so calculating my odds, 3.5% of girls between 16 and 20 are my 'perfect' girl. that's pretty depressing


 No.113664

>>113654

You're the one posting youtube links and saying you are too lazy to make/post a webm, not me. I don't post youtube links because I respect the users here enough to take 30 seconds and d/l a youtube clip and convert it to webm. Sometimes I even edit my own videos for OC.

You have no excuse other than you are a leach. Go away.


 No.113702

File: 1457179115769.jpg (1.01 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, taylor-swift-home.jpg)

>>113522

That arse is ridiculously sexy


 No.113703

>>113702

and yet someone somewhere is tired of her bullshit.


 No.113732

File: 1457203522122.jpg (1.48 MB, 1280x1174, 640:587, taylor_jh.jpg)

>>113702

BASED TAYLOR THE JEW HATER


 No.113741

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>>113732

>someone in the same room is wearing a swastika

>she's the racis one

ok

>JH

>Jew Hater

>not Jesus Helps

They are trying really hard to make her look like an actual good person

>>113702

>Sitting on a dirty and rusty bench

She's worse than niggers

Perfect woman coming through


 No.113743

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>>113732

>someone in the same room is wearing a swastika

>she's the racis one

ok

>JH

>Jew Hater

>not Jesus Helps

They are trying really hard to make her look like an actual good person

>>113702

>Sitting on a dirty and rusty bench

She's worse than niggers

Perfect woman coming through

come on jewishwheels, my opinion matters


 No.113802

File: 1457232450476.jpg (75.42 KB, 600x600, 1:1, nazi taytay.jpg)

>>113732

She's cute and she used to browse 4chan


 No.113803

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I didn't ask to feel the way I feel


 No.113833

>>113664

It wouldn't be original content.

Plus i want them to know where the video is from, and allow them to watch the full thing.

So how about you go fuck yourself


 No.113834

File: 1457253208422.jpg (499.01 KB, 1024x1400, 128:175, rNXUfSz.jpg)

Fuko/Pchan.

Japanese

Huge breasts

Short as Fuck

Hitomi Tanaka is a very close second.


 No.113835

File: 1457254117594.jpeg (70.87 KB, 720x960, 3:4, the most beautiful suicid….jpeg)

too bad im no necrophiliac


 No.113839

File: 1457259956631-0.png (317.18 KB, 675x647, 675:647, tswift fem.png)

File: 1457259956632-1.jpg (233.22 KB, 700x350, 2:1, tswift fem1.jpg)

>>113732

>>113802

>used to browse 4chan

I wish that meme would die already


 No.113862

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File: 1457276800672-1.jpg (170.92 KB, 1000x734, 500:367, 1177749130319.jpg)

File: 1457276800673-2.jpg (275.66 KB, 1226x1667, 1226:1667, 1195556957247.jpg)

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File: 1457276800749-4.jpg (114.23 KB, 587x800, 587:800, 1208646149943.jpg)

>>113834

nice fuckin shovelface. :(

2d is the only format for perfection.


 No.113863

File: 1457277010564-0.jpg (187.39 KB, 701x1250, 701:1250, 1215423958985.jpg)

File: 1457277010564-1.jpg (203.42 KB, 771x1000, 771:1000, 1224164199694.jpg)

File: 1457277010564-2.jpg (131.56 KB, 354x1000, 177:500, 1224164449874.jpg)

File: 1457277010565-3.jpg (84.11 KB, 576x768, 3:4, 1231270943569.jpg)

File: 1457277010565-4.jpg (85.31 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1233303102783.jpg)

3d pigs can just never compare to 2d.

I mean come on, have you ever seen a real woman naked? they can't photoshop themselves in person.


 No.113864

File: 1457277224940-0.jpg (105.17 KB, 700x961, 700:961, 1227709797495.jpg)

File: 1457277224941-1.jpg (382.73 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1233700650152.jpg)

File: 1457277224941-2.gif (203.52 KB, 850x892, 425:446, 1236922133428.gif)

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I had a point somewhere around here but I forgot what it was


 No.113865

File: 1457277466893.png (155.9 KB, 1262x741, 1262:741, make up.png)

>>113863

>photoshop themselves in person

>ever heard of makeup?


 No.113866

>>113865

they can't cover their whole body in makeup. just their face.

and makeup doesn't last forever, it has to be reapplied each day. (it also dries out a whore's face, so she gets uglier the more she uses it)


 No.113868

>>113866

>plastic surgery

>koreans do alot of it

>used to know a korean kid who got a big scratch on his face and went to do plastic surgery on it

http://www.asianplasticsurgeryguide.com/news10-2/081003_south-korea-highest.html

point is, it can be done for the whole body tbh, especially since the latest medical tech lets doctors 3d print skin

http://www.wakehealth.edu/Research/WFIRM/Research/Military-Applications/Printing-Skin-Cells-On-Burn-Wounds.htm


 No.113872

File: 1457279855416.webm (4.17 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 1438464052269.webm)

>>79041

>>79042

>>85881

>>108998

>>108998

>What about this faggots? (crosspost >>102328) - (c. late 2011 - early 2012)

REPOST


 No.115973

>>79008

This webm, when I first saw it years ago gave my life meaning. That girl is perfect in every way.Privet! little girl. Imagine her giving you a slow hand job and then speeding up right when your cumming as she gets close to your face and smiling, looks deep into your eyes.




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