No.89898
Let's see how robot you guys are.
Lost soul reporting in.
No.89900
>>89898
I got 27, so wizard apprentice, but I would have gotten 15 before this year.
I've improved quite significantly in the physical health department, but my life is still as awful as ever in the other 3 categories.
No.89905
48
I've taken control of my life in the past year and a half, but I'm still a wreck on most accounts, and to an outsiders perspective I really don't seem that much better off.
Still living at my parents home, still spending all my time in my room, still going to the same community college. The difference now is that I've taken the liberty of actually working on things I can do in solitude and pursuing my interests. And as a result I've been able to just do things instead of putting them off, even if I don't like to do them.
Of course if I don't have my meds I can't really function, so I can't take all the credit.
No.89938
No.89958
>>89898
37, lost soul
shit… last time i did one of these i was robot tier not magic tier
No.89959
63: Robot, Slightly Strange
No.89962
Lost Soul.
Would have scored lower but I've had one real relationship with a woman several years ago and lost my virginity to her.
No.89963
36 here.
Holy fuck I thought I was better than you
No.89964
>>89916
oh fug I meant to put the mark next to not obese. I don't work out
No.89976
44. Not entirely socially autistic but I don't want to turn into a normalfag drone either.
No.89978
>>89898
51. I'm surprised I did so well.
No.89982
>>89898
27, and I'm proud of it
Feels good, man
No.90006
No.90009
27 w/o bonus round, 33 with, so - a lost soul.
No.90021
Normal Attitude towards the opposite sex +2
No criminal record +2
Not addicted to drugs +2
Don't smoke +1
You love someone +2
Have kissed +2
Talk to someone once a day +1
Have one friend +2
Go out of the house once a day +1
Currently have job +4
Have a hobby (vidya) +2
Have a cat +1
22
Look, its the same number as my age! I guess i am fucked at this point.
No.90022
PS: if you noticed during completing this test, apparently grand wizard can be addicted to drugs, alcohol, tobacco and be a feminist.
No.90023
Not quite a normie but I'm working on it.
No.90035
No.90051
>am a 4chan oldfag from 2005
>jumped ship during last year's exodus in September
>score a 86
Oh god, I've turned into a normalfag. Except actual normalfags find me weird and alienating. I'm truly fucked.
No.90052
im at 45, but im gonna drop a considerable amount once i leave school. im getting ready for being absolutely alone.
No.90057
No.90063
Life is meaningless and absurd, everyone should just die.
No.90070
13
Why do I keep doing these tests, they always leave me feeling more depressed.
No.90079
>>90022
Dubs confirm suspicion.
Also:
> tfw /fit/ saved you from being Magic-tier
No.90081
28. 30 if you count my inactive social media accounts.
No.90087
>>90081
>not being banned from Facebook
lol found the normie
No.90089
>>90087
How do I get banned without getting the police sent after me? Just post a lot of cuck porn to a group page or something?
No.90090
>>90089
It's incredibly easy to get banned. I got kicked off for making my profile picture the ISIS flag with the French filter over it. Just do anything that a normie probably wouldn't do and you're good to go.
No.90096
No.90103
>72
Just barely kept myself out of normie tier xD :^), although I checked most of them so it must be really hard to be a normalfag.
No.90105
>49
>kissed and held hands but too shy to have sex
No.90111
>>90103
>have held hands
re normie
No.90140
56, Cyborg reporting in.
Can't wait for my cyborg waifus so I won't have to deal with normies and omegas.
No.90150
22, genetics fucked me over badly, from being to short, everything bad snowballed from there.
No.90155
No.90189
17
Few know the powers I wield.
No.90196
>>90093
I see a grand wizard in your future
No.90198
>>89898
your typical wizard. sometimes I wonder why I haven't offed myself yet, there's literally no reason for me to live. considering everything in the world is going to the shitter too I might actually do it, it's sure better than this life or being a slave to Moshe.
No.90204
>>89905
>>89959
>>89976
>>89978
>>90051
>>90052
>>90103
>>90140
>>90195
Get the fuck out from here. What are you doing here fucking chads and normies?
No.90211
35. I mean you have to be some sort of nigger/white trash not to get way too many points on Physical Health department.
No.90225
11 without the bonus round, 17 with.
I want to die.
No.90236
Just scraped into robot with 42, I was a bit lenient with a couple just so I wasn't magic
No.90238
51
I belong in the group of people who are too indecisive about their lives.
No.90243
39
20 of those from physical because /fit/izen
No.90244
>>90238
51 here and I'm the same. We're in this together, anon.
No.90267
Scored 46
I'm finally no longer wizard.
No.90268
>>90267
Actually, 44 because I can't sum properly.
No.90269
8 without bonus round, 10 with it. It's about to be half that once I finish dealing with college.
No.90271
29, 27 if you don't count the one text from my mom
when do i get my magickal powers
No.90275
65. Surprised I did so well.
>tfw I will never maintain a long-term relationship due to my potentially acerbic political views
No.90286
62. Cyborg master race checking in.
Odd, I took this test two weeks ago and my score was much lower. (I have a qt gf now, but I didn't think that would be enough to boost me up so much.)
No.90287
>>90286
Oh and I almost forgot to mention – my score is 48 without the bonus round.
>>90286
No.90316
>>89898
I would have scored 11 (-10 points) but I was being generous.
> (-2) I have physical abnormalities but their internal, not external.
> (-1) I don't really dress "normal" in a sense.
> (-2) I somewhat love my mom, but that's more so of a financial need that a personal bond.
> (-1) I have a car but I have no license and I lack the motor skills to drive and park it, so it's basically useless.
> (-2) Keyword being "got" good grades.
> (-2) I was tongue-kissed by my uncle at the age of 9. He made me play a game where we would put our faces very close to each others and poke our tongues in and out with the "intent" to dodge the other person's tongue. Before long he told me to stick my tongue out all the way and began twirling it with his. I don't know if this counts but since there are no halfsies I just gave myself the full two points.
Anyways, he's long dead and I am a 26 year old sperglord. Is there any hope for me, fam?
No.90357
>>90275
>>tfw I will never maintain a long-term relationship due to my potentially acerbic political views
feels bad
No.90386
>>90357
>>90275
That's a load of shit. 90% of women will change their political beliefs to match yours if they fall in love with you. It happens gradually, but you don't even have to push your beliefs on them at all. They want to be led.
No.90395
So essentially if you've never had a gf, you're instantly a cyborg at least? Damn, that's rough.
Now that I think about it, I am quite popular at LANs and such, so I guess I'm at 47. Most of those points are just me not being physically disgusting though.
Then again, I'd probably be at half that if it weren't for the second column fourth one down… I should really do something about that. What are my odds of trying to convince a kool-aid drinking pseudo-SJW genderfluid person to be with me?
No.90396
>>90386
90% of percentages quoted are pulled out of your ass.
On the contrary they try and change yours through constant bitching moaning and nagging. Relationships are a constant battle for moral superiority.
No.90397
inb4 ree
at least i'm trying.
No.90420
>>90397
> had sex
I can't even imagine and I'm afraid to put my peepee in a vagina, and you did it actually?
PS: get out normie
No.90429
>>90396
This. You just have to pick your battles, otherwise you'll argue repeatedly, then stop talking altogether, then drift apart.
No.90448
61
Cyborg master race.
Cyborg happening when?
No.90460
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>>90420
It's pretty fucking scary, and letting it go longer just builds up the anxiety associated with revealing you're a virgin.
I've bought whores twice but was too nervous to come, they were so judgemental and the temperature was way too hot. I started freaking out, got soft and then had to leave.
No.90480
>>90460
>It's pretty fucking scary, and letting it go longer just builds up the anxiety associated with revealing you're a virgin.
True. The only solution is an hero. I wish I could do it.
No.90489
>>90487
And this is what I was looking for in the first time
No.90502
>>89898
49 w/o Bonus Round and 55 with the Bonus Round. Fuck, I am getting worse. Fucking mental health.
No.90503
>>90204
>saying that some of these people who scored below 50 are normies when chart clearly says robots
No.90512
74?
welp I guess that means I'm a normie
still a sexually frustrated misogynist tho
No.90538
>>90512
how have you kissed and fucked but not held hands?
No.90564
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>>90538
But that's the natural progression of the lewd scale.
sex<kissing<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<hand holding
He probably fucked a prostitute or some slut at a bar, not that there's a difference, those don't hold hands before the dicking
No.90565
36.
I have a very robot life but I'm not depressed over it, as a matter of fact I have great joy from it and wouldn't want it any other way.
I am doing rather well in college though.
No.90566
No.90653
Well, I may be close to normie, but my life is only going downhill and I know it won't get better. I will only distance myself even further from former friends, and the longer I stay a shut-in, the less likely it is I will ever get a job.
No.90667
I guess being a cyborg is something
No.90675
54 with the bonus round
My life to a fucking T
No.90683
>>89898
20 without bonus round 26 with bonus round. People who score over 50 need to get off this board.
No.90696
>>90566
what if you are someone who isn't an autist but has a 49 and is messed up with mental illness?
No.90697
>>90564
are you saying hand holding is the lewdest or sex?
No.90746
>>90316
So is everyone just going to ignore that this anon was tongue raped by his uncle?
No.90758
>>90697
hand holding of course
No.90760
>>90696
If you have > 40 you're a normie
No.90763
33. Most of the things bumping me into the 30s would never happen to me now, still better than I thought though.
No.90805
53 although I was iffy about some of them. I can still make it!
No.90942
>>89898
Think I got 40-45, some of the questions was pretty hard to answer.
I am not that akward socially but I just dont have any friends anymore it seems. I used to play and skype with a couple of guys every day but all of a sudden it just stopped. Dunno why, I still see them playing on steam but they just dont invite me any more.
Life sucks, pretty depressed. Very little motivation.
No.91049
>>90275
I just came out of a relationship because of this. Apparently denying the holocaust is too triggering
No.91052
>>89898
if it wasn't for my face I'd be proper fucked m8s
No.91081
>>89898
>Not Obese
+ 2
>Exercise on a regular basis
+2
>having no physical abnormalities
+2
>No cronic disease or illness
Oh my god what the fuck does this have to do with normies + 2
>Not addicted to drugs
You stupid nigger, only normies have access to drugs because you need friends to know where to get them. + 2
>Not addicted to alcohol
+1
>Don't smoke weed or cigarettes
You stupid fucking nigger, again, you need friends to find shit like weed. Kill yourself, OP. + 1
>Shower on a regular basis
+ 1
>Have general good hygiene
+2
>Dress normal
I don't even know, so probably not.
>Have a healthy diet
+1
>Have an attractive face
I'm just gonna +1 here because it's about average
>Normal height
Didn't know manlets were normies. Anyway, 6 ft 3 here, you stupid niggers
>>>Mental Illness
>You love someone(includes family)
I mean, I'll always be pissed at them but I can't hate 'em. + 2
>Emotionally stable
+3
>>Relationships
>Have held hands
+1 but I was 14 and she was just making fun of me
>>Achievements
>Have a talent/hobby
Normies don't have hobbies you dense piece of shit. Programmer + 2
>Take care of a pet
+1
>Have a clean living space
+2
Final verdict is 28.
No.91083
>>91081
Oh shit forgot about the bonus round.
I have an instagram + 2, have no criminal record +2, and I'm not an MRA or a feminist. +2.
Final verdict is 34.
No.91089
goddamn…I was more magical than I thought
No.91112
32, mainly because I was desperate enough to have a relationship with a shut in virgin nerd a few months ago.
Kinda regret it, honestly.
No.91147
97
>no social media
>never had gf
>5'9
>don't love anyone
>spend >4 hrs a day on the computer
>don't have normal attitude towards women (I dislike 95% of them)
No.91164
>39, Lost Soul
If I hadn't deleted my Kikebook account last year, I'd be at 41 and still just be a robot. I haven't interacted with friends for almost two years, I don't sign into Steam anymore. I've only ever had one gf and one job, both relatively short-lived. The description says there's still hope but with the way the world seems to be going, I feel like it would just be easier and more merciful to myself and others around me if I just euthanized myself.
No.91206
>>91112
Why do you regret it? Wasnt it worth a try, to have a girlfriend? I mean, now that you've tried it and knows how horrible it was you can go on and be alone for the rest of your life?
No.91686
The last time I did this, I remember scoring higher
F U G G
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No.91728
>>90204
We're here because we get good healthcare Americafats
No.91790
>no criminal record
>gotten a text from my drug dealer a few hours ago
>not obese
>not addicted to anything
>shower daily, pretty clean in general
>dress OK
>home-cooked meals put me in decent shape
>hella happy
>got plenty of family
>pretty social
>emotionally stable, clean conscience
>had sex without anything above it
>again, got dat family
>have plenty of friends
>go out every few days, plenty of friends
>generally OK with people
>got a job
Have a talent/hobby (vidya doesn't count)
>I fucking count it since I travel around and compete in tournaments
>got a dog
>got 70-80s in school
Not really sure what the fuck it means by "have material possessions you are proud of". Like, what. Does my gaming computer count? My little library?
>competing in aforementioned tournaments wouldn't mean jack shit if I didn't win, so yes, I've got accolades
>got a few thousand in savings
I'll live with a 55.
No.91849
>>89898
Score - 86 Normal Fag
My score would have probably been in the 60's or lower this time last year
I predict my score will get bumped past 100 within the next 18 months,
I just need to quit tobacco, and get a gf, which I have only recently started working on
I don't have time to socialize much because Im getting a degree, so that will stay the same until i finish, but then I will be able to go out more after
Won't be long bro's
No.91856
>>90051
>Except actual normalfags find me weird and alienating.
Same here. A couple years ago I would've been Magic Tier, now I'm a normalfag. Yet still, real normalfags think I'm a creep.
How did this happen? Where did I go wrong?
No.91868
I'm a robot without the bonus round, and a cyborg with it. Looks like I haven't changed much since I last took this. Have I plateaued anons?
No.91987
No.92009
>47 points.
Oops. I used to be around 56 points on the last test.
No.92011
No.92079
scored 34
lost soul
magic tier
No.92080
>>92079
>>92079
ooops, that's a really old test result
No.92127
87.
I'd best get out of here.
No.92153
>>89898
Started doing this then stopped when I realized how shit this test is
No.92171
>65
Robot, thought I thought I would've gotten worse.
No.92249
>27
reading this I first thought that we in the lower 1/3d should band together and do something but then I remember that this fate might be our own faults.
No.92350
>Wizard Apprentice
Better than earlier in my life, I suppose…
No.93052
No.93106
20, Apprentice Wizard here. I just want to live a life alone, is that too much to ask?
Also I have some concerns about this test: "Normal height"? I'm 5' 10" (King of Manlets) what's the range for "normal"? Also, what's the deal with the "show no signs of mental illness" and then "taking meds/therapy (doesn't apply if you answered no previously)"? It sounds like it's asking if you take meds/therapy for a mental illness you don't have. That makes no sense. Or am I just not getting the question? I have a few mental disorders for which I am on meds.
No.93109
>>93106
Oh wait nevermind I got the mental illness question now. Mind is not working this late. OK that makes my score a 22. I'm still an apprentice wizard though.
No.93115
70-74 depending on time of year.
slightly strange bordering on normalfag. surprisingly accurate tbh
No.93130
I remember the times when normalfag and robot tiers weren't even supposed to visit imageboards and relationships questions would be completely useless for such quiz. You've ruined it forever.
t. Proud magician, not a wizard (yet; two years of monasticism left).
No.93152
45. I barely talk to people and work all the time because I have nothing else. I'm not socially retarded, I've just been miserable for the last ten years.
No.93154
>>89898
I'm a normal Grand wizard
No.93174
>>89898
45, could be worse but could definitely be better
No.95136
>>89898
fucking lost soul reporting in.
No.95137
>>92127
REEEEE and all that
No.95162
48
>Achievements
Oh shit I might be normal
>Relationships
Not the best, but reasonable
>Mental Health
Oh god
>Physical Health
Well, I suppose I should have given myself 2 for not being obese, but yeah, not my strong suite.
>Bonus Round
Welp
>tfw a basement dwelling stoner living with their parents with no job could score better than me because they feel good about themselves, hang out with the bros, and have a cat
No.95541
I got 50, looks I actually belong somewhere for once.
No.95550
90
Above Average
>>90386
This is true. Dated a bean and she started liking fascism and Hitler.
No.95567
>>89898
"Physical": Not a fatty | Exercise regularly | no physical abnormalities | Not a sicko | No drugs | Not an alcoholic | Dress normal | Go to doctor & dentist regularly | Healthy diet
"Mental": Not fucking psycho | Love someone | Think I'm a nice person | Emotionally stable | Clean conscience
"Relationships": Have had a gf | Held hands | have kissed | had sex | Have a good relationship with SOME of my family | Have one friend | Have more than three friends | Talk with someone once a day
"Achievements": Don't live with parents | both employed and student | Have a hobby outside of vidya | Moving forward with my life | Have material things I'm proud of | Won an award | Manage my money well | Live independently
"BONUS": No criminal record | Have gotten a text in last two days | Have social media
"TOTAL"
69
That really describes me. I'm able to socialize when I need to, and have had a few relationships in the past, but for the most part I'm a loner, and I absolutely lose my spaghetti when I go to parties or hang out with more than 2-3 people at once.
I only keep up with my hygiene when I'm going to work or class or hanging out with a friend. Right now I haven't showered or brush my teeth in 4 days. Gotten good at speed showering so when friends show up unannounced they're none the wiser (don't let people in my bedroom so they never smell the BO).
Don't have a car because car insurance for a young adult male is expensive as fuck and I don't really need one, my area has really good public transit and there's like 0 dindus, spics, or mudslimes so it's not dangerous.
No.95569
>>95567
>failed at bolding
Wow, I'm a faggot, gonna go kill myself now
No.95573
>>95156
>tfw female robot scores lower than me
difference is all you have to do is show your pussy to get attention. Sure it's not the attention you want, but it's still attention, people are still seeing some value in you. a guy with your score literally has nothing to live for, and there are guys in this thread with even lower scores than that.
No.96095
>>89898
>No feminist or MRA
+2
>Not obese
+2
>Not adicted to drugs or alcohol, nor do I smoke
+4
>Good teeth, shower regularly, good hygiene
+4
>Go to doctor when needed, normal height
+2
>love family
+2
>good relationship with family, one friend
+6
>Own a car
+1
>Universiy of Applied Sciences
+4
>Somewhat good grades
+2
>Breddy frugal because I don't make my own money
+2
Score: 33
>Lost soul
No.96097
No.97628
No criminal record +2
Not obese, no physical abnormalities +4
No drugs, smokes, or alcohol +4
Shower regularly +1
Go to doctor regularly+1
Currently in school or a job +4
Got good grades in school +2
Score: 18
Wizard Apprentice
Do I belong here?
No.97838
No.97873
>>89898
>91
I just get on here to shitpost at you goys anyways
No.97877
>33; lost soul
some of that is bullshit through. i highly doubt robots are druggies or men's rights activists
No.97990
>>89898
29 here, just like i expect to be.
No.97994
I would be a lost soul if it weren't for the bonus round
No.100570
27. Wizard apprentice. Halp :3
No.100579
>>89898
38 lost soul without the bonus round
44 robot with it
Shit fucking damnit. I did this just a few months ago from this same exact thread and got cyborg.
No.100584
If it wasn't for school I'd definitely be in the magic tier or a robot. Thank god for that.
No.101019
I need to stop smoking so much weed
No.101039
>>90051
>>91856
Because this is bullshit, if you are an introvert of any kind your score is still robot and it doesnt considers that a lot of normalfags are into some pretty disgusting shit just not shit people in this board care about
This meter is some tumblrfag-grade shit
No.101060
>>89898
50
Though I think I gave myself an extra 4 points for the mental category because I think I'd at least be classified by a psychiatrist as bipolar or narcissistic disorder, disregarding all the stuff I'd be too afraid to tell even the doctor.
No.101072
got 77 somehow
guess I can go ahead and fuck right off
No.101150
>>90103
Oh, you are trolling. you are trolling, it's obvious.
No.101152
>>97873
ahahahh this is a good one.
No.101153
>>89898
It's OP, just wanted to show my results.
No.101162
48. Robot.
Honestly I don't even mind being a robot anymore. It's a lot of fun.
No.101182
>mfw I used to be a wizard apprentice, but now just fall short because my dog died.
No.101205
>>89898
55, guess I'm a cyborg.
No.101237
I got a 20…
Oddly enough, I have 2 friends that I hang out with all the time.
No.101372
>>90022
What is it with this "wizards can't drink/do drugs" maymay? If you wageslave, finding a dealer is easy. Just get a dead end blue collar job and at least one of your coworkers sells
>[the current year]
>not being an Electric Wizard
No.102391
33, I didn't think I was considered that strange
No.102399
>>89898
69 which is ironic since I'm a virgin
61-72 is probably the best place to be. Not a failure in life but not part of the normie hivemind
No.104158
where the fuck are my magical powers
No.104164
No.104192
35
Possibly 37 if vexillology isn't considered an 'abnormal' interest
No.104343
62 here. I have the potential to become a normie
No.104476
40, 0 points from the mental health category
No.104551
>>89898
42 robot. But really I'm a normie.
No.104644
73, I'm a normalfag… It'd be a lot higher if I was proud of my body, excerised, and get better sleep.
But I really want to be raped by a monster girl, guys, I'm not a normie…
No.104645
73, I'm a normalfag… It'd be a lot higher if I was proud of my body, excerised, and get better sleep.
But I really want to be raped by a monster girl, guys, I'm not a normie!
Hot wheels needs to fix his shit
No.104656
>>89898
i was 37 a year ago and 34 a week ago, now i'm 30. This does not bode well for me
No.104657
>>101372
great fucking band
No.104679
>>89898
46. I'm a robot.
I went from someone who was a NEET in all regards save still going to college to someone who is a NEET in all regards save having a job and making decent money. I get to travel every summer, I've learned to socialize well enough, I banged a hooker (it was mediocre), I've hit a handful of my early life goals, and yet I'm still a lonely sad fuck.
Some of these questions don't work well for me, either. Material things I'm proud of? I'm proud of my server rack, but that's hardly a normie thing. I don't smoke, but I vape like a motherfucker. I've gotten texts in the past few days - several from my mom, and one from my boss. Most of my friends have left the state, I haven't seen some of them in two years.
Prospects aren't good, either. My job is solid, but to keep it, I'm stuck in a small town in a state famous for driving its youth away via bad job prospects and high taxes. I just like the gun laws.
No.104726
>>89898
52 Well… I guess I'm the best in both worlds
No.104736
46 but I feel more of a cyborg.
No.104761
I scored a 45. I'm honestly pretty happy.
No.104773
There you go ass-hats.
65 if I counted correctly.
>>89916
I feel sorry for you for not having good teeth. How old are you? You don't even have a talent? I don't believe that for a second!
>>89963
Shit, work on socialising more even if you have an anxiety disorder. Good luck in your journey of mental illness. It gets easier if you let it.
>>90023
Nice, lets fuck.
>>90093
One step at a time.
>>90195
You don't have an attractive face but you have good teeth and good hygiene? Sure that's not a self esteem issue talking?
>>90275
The sooner you're able to get a car, the more fee you'll feel. Never heard any one used the term "acerbic"– but I thank google for translating that for me. You sound like a bit of a pompous ass-hat by using vocabulary that's unpopular.
>>90316
Again, with the talent. Everyone has something they're good at.
>>90395
I laughed at the 4 hours too. Ridiculous. I'd spend all day if I could.
Alright I'm bored of judging you all.
No.104850
29
Lost soul forever. Can't become a true wizard. Can't become a normalfag.
No.104881
>scored 71
>so close to being a normie
>but still an outcast
No.104882
+4 for 'wealthy', no debt and 15k saved, almost 20. Parents are white trash, their debt slavery was a warning to me.
+2 no criminal record, though I am an anarchist and definitely have done my fair share of black-market dealings.
+2 text in last 2 days, coworkers are full-blown normies and some are quite young (though none as young as me unfortunately) so they text constantly.
+2 not obese, was in middle school though because of aforementioned white trash parents.
+2 exercise regularly, no Gym membership tho.
+2 no 'abnormalities'
+2 no disease, not even allergies
+2 no drugs, legal or otherwise, in the past 6 months. I do have bad withdrawals from stimulants though when I used to take them.
+1 no alcohol addiction, would be hard because I'm underage anyway.
+1 no weed or tobacco, but I do extract THC which has the same effect as smoking it in my experience.
+1 good teeth, need to whiten though. I never needed braces either. Scared shitless of dentists due to a traumatic experience as a toddler though.
+1 shower daily, I can feel the oils on me otherwise
+2 shave and deodorant count as hygiene?
+1 work has a dress code and you can just wear a hoodie over anything in college. You could go to class in a costume for all they care.
Never go to the doctor if I can help it. This is pretty normie of young men though tbh, not sure why it's on the list.
+1 for healthy diet. Not really but I take assorted vitamins, protein shakes and am aware of my dietary needs.
+1 I think I look good now, was insecure in high school though because that's high school.
+3 kinda masculine, completely symmetrical face. Jawline is mediocre but I think it's better than average.
+1 6'0" height, been this tall since 12 years old, thought I'd grow more but probably not.
+4 no mental illness, I'm an anarchist but I'm very rational and a pacifist. I bite my nails. Literally can't stop. Got made fun of for it in grade school.
+3 feel happy any time I'm not stressed.
+2 love my nephew, there's still hope for him.
+3 doesn't everyone like themselves?
+2 I hate ~80% of people, but I am comfortable around them. An acting class in high school is what made me comfortable.
+1 motivated to get enough money to achieve some degree of autonomy
+1 imageboard shitposting is the most disgusting thing I do.
+3 emotionally stable.
+1 I consciously repress guilt and shame.
+3 had a few high school sweethearts
+1 with whom I held hands
+2 kissed
+3 and lost my virginity with just one of them. Only ever had sex with one girl, she was worse than my hand but I think she actually loved me.
+4 my family is proud of me.
+2 have one really good friend
+2 have 3 bros outside of family I trust
+1 more like they couch surf at my place because they're poor.
+1 from work
+1 from work
+1 own a civic I bought in high school
+2 scholarship pays for my apartment
+4 both, doing a co-op engineering job, good money and a break from school.
+2 I keep bonsai trees. They're not that old but they're still cool.
+0 for pet, cat died last week and plants don't count. I'm considering getting a lazy but athletic dog, maybe a greyhound, but I'm not sure I could train it right and don't want to spend the money.
+2 I'm clean because I rent.
+2 moving forward I guess, kinda stressed though.
+2 I was valedictorian of my class of 500.
+2 got a periodic table that is complete with samples of elements I prepared myself, it's in my parents living room.
+1 if I said which ones I could be IDed
+2 not in debt so yes
+2 single and alone, so yes.
Above average, but I just come here when bored at work, and I'm an oldfag on imageboards, if I hadn't found them in middle school I wouldn't be here.
No.104892
No.104921
>>104881
>normie
>not saying normalfag
fuck off
No.104970
58, I think there's still hope for me
No.105156
>>104921
>ctrl+f normie
>26 matches
No.105647
53
does this mean I can be fixed
or just that I even fail at being a robot
No.105648
>>89898
24 fuck you
UNORIGINAL CONTENT. WHY ARE WE STILL ON SHITCHAN
No.105670
39, Right on the cusp of being a robot.
No.106324
29, mainly because I've been fighting in my social life and have been suffering because of it. Would be a whole lot higher had had it not been for that.
No.106362
21.
It hurts to live these days.
No.106364
Dead on in the middle of Robot with 45 points.
I'm too neurotic to put myself out there but at least I'm not like one of those shameless retards that are akin to a walking parade. I'm quiet and innocuous enough where I'm not bothered. Overlooked by nearly all, pretty solitary existence. It used to be hell, being alone with all of my demons; until I found peace, serenity, and tranquility. Now I want for nothing. Nirvana.
No.106381
45 here, about around what I expected I guess.
No.106389
36
>dressing normally
The fuck does this mean? If I have to ask does that mean I don't?
No.110458
>>89898
>Exercise regularly +2
>No physical abnormalities +2
>No disease +2
>No drugs +2
>No alcohol +1
>No smoking +1
>Good teeth +1
>Dress normal +1
>Have a healthy diet +1
>Proud of body +1
>Attractive face +3
>Average height +1
>No mental illness (aspergers not illness) +4
>Happy +3
>Nice +3
>Socially comfortable +2
>Three Plus Friends +2
>Good Family +4
>Talk Once A Day +1
>Enjoy Others +2
>Job and School +6
>Learning/School +2
>Clean house (my area) +2
>Moving ahead +2
>Bs and One C in my strict teacher's class +2
>Material Achievements +2
55
Damn it, I wanted higher. In a few months when I get my shit together, it should be around 62+
No.110459
>>110458
64
>no criminal record
>popular
>social media
>normal attitude towards other genders (sometimes, so +1 point instead)
No.110460
>>110459
Actually, I don't really have my own social media, and barely use it.
62
No.110462
>>110460
Missed "love family"
65
No.110464
>>110462
66
(socialize with friends)
No.110466
>>110464
67
(live slightly independent)
No.110467
>>110466
>I can't give myself half points
Then I'll go down to 62, whatever I don't even care.
No.110468
>>110467
(not accurate though)
No.110473
How does using 8chan for about a week straight diminish my score so low? Same guy from before btw.
No.110475
>>110473
This is where I expect to be later in life as well.
No.110515
who /charismatic but ugly af/ here?
No.110517
>>110515
forgot pic
. . .fuck . .the…. ro
bot.. . .
No.110577
>>90103
>>90238
>>90448
I got 56. Half-human half-robot. Seems accurate.
>>90275
>>90357
>tfw I will never maintain a long-term relationship due to my potentially acerbic political views
Same boat man but girls will usually bend to your will if you're charismatic with women
No.110672
23-29 wasn't sure on a few
No.110694
surprisingly accurate. this is exactly where I thought I'd end up
No.113676
Better than usual, happy days.
No.113678
soon I shall obtain my magical powers
No.113679
I scored 29, last time I got 17
Am I a normie yet?
No.113689
34
I had a real(ish) relationship years ago.
She was cluster B, I'm a super autist.
It ended badly.
She made me feel like a million bucks though, and she got me out of my comfort zone. I loved that about her. She made me do shit I would have never done alone. She made me feel almost normal. It was like a breath of fresh air for me, but ultimately it wasn't worth sticking my dick in crazy.
Without that misadventure, I'm pretty much your run of the mill doomed-at-birth loser.
No.113691
39, I was sure it would be higher but I get fuck all from mental health.
No.113734
-Kissing and sex only with a few prostitutes. Not great fun. I haven't touched a woman in about 4 years.
-The only thing I can properly call a hobby is reading.
-Living with parents, lately they are really getting on my nerves, specially my mom. I treat them as nicely as I can and do all I can do to help them, yet I find myself fantasizing about them being dead and me having a great time living on my own.
No.113736
>>113734
LOL, I forgot the bonus round. So I'm almost a normie. Well, not really since I'm 38. At least I pass more or less for a normie at my job and often get interested looks from good looking girls. Still a pretty shitty life.
No.113956
55, cyborg
i was actually hoping i would qualify somewhere in magic-tier or lower.
that has to mean something, that i would actually be more ashamed, at the thought of falling higher on the list.
No.113970
>>89898
44
As i expect, i'm a robot.
No.114105
>>89898
18, wizard apprentice, oh well
No.114111
53, still I think there should be at least -15 points penalty for being a manlet, living as 5'9 is like a sentence
No.115335
>>114111
You think 5'9" is bad?
Try being 5'4
No.115378
>>90051
Are you me?
I guess not, my content is unoriginal.
No.115379
>>104773
Geez, what are you doing on the Internet.
No.116876
what kind of subhuman doesn't bathe regularly? It feels good to bathe, hygiene aside
Bushing teeth feels good too
No.116879
>>89898
21
Wizard apprentice, I could be worst
No.117026
>>90204
Laughing at your kind
No.117034
I just took it and I'm about a 30, but half the points are from a lifetime ago it seems..
No.117060
I brought the v4 version in & I have only increased my score slightly since last time.
No.117062
v4.0 60 points wew.
Definitely more in-depth than 3.0
If I hadn't got laid then I'd be a complete loser.
But just because it happened to us years ago doesn't mean we're any more (or less) than others. I find that it just leaves us more scarred, but I guess the grass is always greener…
No.117074
>>117060
well I got something pretty similar to the 3.0 test
No.117075
42. I think I'm improving.
No.117078
>>117060
47, Robot./..,.kljonhioyhu9i?"
No.117095
>>117060
answered honestly and I'm a Robot at worst, barely squeaking in as a cyborg at best
No.117100
>>117095
here, my scorecard
well, I have no self-esteem so I might have an attractive face and good hair
in my life, one girl has told me she actually liked me and also thought I was cute. Another girl told me she has feelings for me, but she already has a boyfriend and two guys on the side
No.117209
Cyborg. Maybe there's still hope for me.
No.117211
24, give or take a few. Wizard apprentice. I am actually in pretty good shape, and OK at school and independent living, but lost almost all on relationships and mental illness.
No.117219
>>89898
44. robot. my flesh has become metal, tempered by the flames of feels.
No.117232
>>117060
I'm wasting my genetic potential as a physical god by being a weeb sperglord.
No.117242
>>117060
>healthy view of the opposite sex
Where'd you pull this from, reddit?
No.117261
>>117242
Nah nigguh this is from Here. Or at least where I found it.
No.117269
>>117060
Cyborg confirmed, 69 points. I can't judge my own face, so I nixed that. I feel worse than I actually should be on here, because all of my friends scattered across the country after college. And the virginity thing was with a hooker - not that it wasn't a great time, but still, never had a gf.
I somehow wonder how I did so well in accomplishments, and so poorly in so much else. I don't even have that much drive or motivation.
No.117320
>>89898
Cyborg master race
No.117335
that feeling when, to be quite honest family
No.117338
>>117060
I got 23.
What now?
No.117340
>>89898
I can feel myself getting less robotic, I actually had sex for the first time the other day.
I'll conflicted to wether this is good, I'm still a massive autist I just seem to be getting better at hiding it.
No.117341
>>117340
I got 44 for reference
No.117343
Got 11
> you are words on a screen
No.117347
>>117335
Bring it
>Social
Holy shit that one rekt, or rather saved me. was worried I wasn't a true robot until then.
73 it is. KV here. dont any of you reee on me. mfw.
>>117341
Not bad, technologic brother
>>117343
how?
No.117350
>>117347
>fat
>don't do shit
>love pot
>teeth are falling out
>shower once a week
>don't have money for clothes
>haven't been to a doctor or dentist for 10 years
>eat salad
>fat asfuck
>scottish/german/english anglo face
>5'11
>suspect bi-polar
>no therapy
>no fucks to give
>loves daddy, fuck mom not counting both
>anti-social
>hatepeople
>writing a book about how much people are pussy/whiny/stupid
>sleep well and get up in the morning +1
>girlfriend/sugar-mama
>held hands
>won't kiss her
>won't fuck her
>2 year relationship +2
>have 2 friends 1 gf, 1 cyborg
>rarely ever want to be in a crowd
>talk to one person a day +1
>don't own a car
>don't live with parents for past year +2
>no pet
>write book/troll normies all day on youtube/failbook/twatter
>not moving forward
>school was fucking retarded and pushed an agenda of pussification.
>computer is old as fuck
>never won a reward
>what money?
>define independent.
>man
>poor
>usually hated
>hate people
>don't own a phone.
>social media
No.117357
>>90051
get raped normalfag
No.117359
>>117350
Okay….how the fuck did you get a gf if you wizardry is that strong?
No.117362
Lost soul 31 no bonus round 39 with.
Fuck man I am close to robot tier.
No.117367
Scored 49.
Diagnosed autist btw.