No.90854
New /monster/-/r9k/ banter/love thread.
Since the old one is finally at 750 posts.
The old thread can be viewed here.
https://archive.is/QGw2z
Come worship and learn about our goddess with us here.
>>>/mg/973
No.90858
It can be so dreary outside, Robot-kun. Don't worry, monster girls will be there to comfort you.
No.90859
Do not bother learning about a false 'goddess'. Strike down these demons. Worship the One True God.
No.90862
>>90859
Blaspheme for monster girls, teehee. It'll feel so good.~
No.90866
>>90859
Excuse me, Mr. Paladin, but the idea of him being the "one true god" was only applied by his worshippers. The reasoning he gave to the hebrews in exodus as to why only he should be worshipped is because of him being a "jealous" god, not the "only" god.
The choice is yours, /r9k/. You may remain a servant of the Lord, or you may leave your heavenly father and mother and cling to your waifu in the name of your Lady. You just can't choose both in the end, or else God will feel like a cuck and be really mad at you. It's not nice to make God feel like a cuck, so don't do that.
>>90862
Also, don't listen to posters like this. They want to turn you over to Lilith worship, one of the most forbidden sins of our religion.
No.90868
>/mg/
what's wrong with /monster/?
No.90869
>>90862
Pick up your sword. Strike down the devils.
>>90866
You should read further than just Genesis and Exodus. While Moses believed that there were other gods, but that we should only worship our God, later writers recognized that there is only one God. If you're a fan of history, then looking at the transformation of Hebrew belief might be your thing.
I am now also required to call you a devil and to tell you to leave.
No.90871
>tfw no dominate monstergirl gf
No.90872
>>90868
There's nothing wrong with /monster/, but don't you remember?
/mg/ was grabbed and turned into a temple to Ammit-chan some time ago. So in order to increase the strength of our religion and Ammit, along with the strength of any meme magic involved, it would be a good idea to add users to /mg/ as well as /monster/.
No.90873
>>90866
Tch, Ammit fundamentalists… boooring.
Robot-kun, let Lilith ease you in. ;3
No.90874
>>90869
>You should read further than just Genesis and Exodus. While Moses believed that there were other gods, but that we should only worship our God, later writers recognized that there is only one God. If you're a fan of history, then looking at the transformation of Hebrew belief might be your thing.
Could it be that the transformation of Hebrew belief consisted of going from considering God the only true god in the context of a comparison, as in not necessarily being the only god but being so much more powerful than other gods that he may as well be considered the only god, to that metaphor eventually being taken literally? It may be that humanity's added faith in god in this sense came to give him more power over time. Wasn't there a part written among one of the later writers of the books of the bible that stated god's power stems from faith, or something similar?
It may be that Ammit, too will grow in strength as she is given more faith. And so the Christian and Justician religions shall be engaged not in a battle between two enemies, but rather a holy competition of sorts, the two of us learning from and applauding each other for 'defeating' each other in all sorts of ways, as such are the fruits of competition.
No.90875
Can someone fill me in on this whole lilith vs ammit stuff
No.90876
>>90874
Except Ammit is a false god who will have her temples destroyed, and the only worshipers left will be fat, neo-pagans who are simply rebelling against their parents.
No.90877
>>90873
>worshipping the rotten autistic _-domshitposting insult to monster girls that left Adam for Samael just because he wanted to be on top during sex
Any good monster girl would have either indulged him or encouraged him to at least attempt to overpower them by force. Not that Lilith necessarily WAS a monster girl at the time she was with Adam, but she was absolutely a monster inside to have been petty enough to leave over that. Lilith does not have a drop of redeeming features. In short, your goddessfu a shit.
No.90878
>>90876
No, Mr. Paladin.
We must unite to defeat the jews.
You will do it using the mostly-superior intelligence human have had that has bested monster girls many times, and we will do it by bringing danukis into this world to outjew the jews out of love for their husbands.
>>90875
We worship Ammit as a goddess of JUSTICE. Additionally, the idea of "monstra forus intus non", which means "monster outside not inside", is one of the core tenets of our religion. Thus, Lilith, the epitome of 3DPD who abandoned Adam to spread death and NTR throughout the world (as well as become the first succubus) all because she had too much of an inferiority complex to handle any desires Adam had to be on top during sex, can essentially be considered an antithesis to Ammit. ALMOST like God and the devil. If Lilith were to win in terms of meme magic instead of Ammit, it would mean monster girls being brought into this world only to suddenly begin acting WORSE than human girls, breaking Ammit's heart in the process and damning the world to heartbreak in the process.
Worshipping Ammit, on the other hand, means bringing about the opposite.
No.90879
>>90875
>>90878
Oh, and just to clarify, we aren't necessarily against ALL succubi as well just yet, since there's still the possibility many of them have been born that don't agree with Lilith and so forth, and we're not a religion that holds children responsible for the sins of their parents.
No.90880
>>90875
Ammit is a feel good goddess, Lilith only wants your complete obedience and tribute. She is slandered and accused of spreading degeneracy, but the worship of Lilith holds imperialistic values.
>>90877
I am not surprised the Jews would write that about Her.
No.90882
>>90878
From my point of view, you and your Ammit are the Jews. Along with Lilith. Both of them will be destroyed in the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
No.90883
>>90880
>I am not surprised the Jews would write that about Her.
The jews are the ones who worship her, along with worship of Moloch. You will never corrupt the robots of this board as long as we are here, and even then, /pol/ knows this knowledge as well and will ensure one day that everyone knows it as well.
All hail our Lady of JUSTICE, praise be her thighs.
No.90886
>>90882
No, Mr. Paladin. We are your allies. Our slow-cooked meme magic will lead to a brighter future for both of us.
No.90888
>>90880
so if I think humans should be subservient to monster girls I should worship lilith?
No.90889
am only going to /mg/ if i can be shrunken down to size of a play-thing or if there are giantesses.
i do have f-list and secondlife.
No.90891
>>90888
No, but if you are a cuckold who thinks it was right for Lilith to leave Adam and go fuck death and want monster girls to have shit personalities, you should worship her.
On the other hand, although feeling as if humans should ONLY be subservient to monster girls is not a recommended belief to hold, you would be better off worshipping Ammit in that regard.
No.90892
>>90889
There are definitely monster girls that fit those descriptions out there.
No.90893
>>90883
No. The Jews fear Her, which is why they try to shame her with biblical propaganda.
>>90888
Yes.
No.90894
>>90893
>biblical propaganda.
Lilith was never mentioned in the bible to begin with, you filthy liar. The story of her existence was passed down through tradition. Her description was never in Genesis because she did not deserve to be credited. It is the jews that gave her credit for her actions and gave her a twisted relevance, and your mistake in showing you didn't know what the hell you've been talking about by labeling it "biblical propaganda" only demonstrates your poor skill in lying.
No.90897
>>90894
Hebrew Bible, Book of Isaiah, she is called out as Lilit. She is also referenced in latin as Lamya.
It's the Jews who try to tarnish her reputation. That should be a good enough indication of her being a danger to them.
No.90899
All that we need to know about Lilith is that she and Ammit will both be destroyed by the true God's holy warriors.
No.90900
>>90897
>trying to imply the "jews" use hebrew teachings instead of the Talmud in this day and age
The Talmud contains both Lilith and Moloch worship. Now leave our husbands alone.
No.90903
>>90900
They're really not worshipping her, though. They're warning against her. She is in the Qliphoth, AKA the bad guys in Kabbalistic teachings.
Lilith was made from dirt, and Adam did not want her, which is why she was exiled and became the first monster girl. That is our doctrine as Lilith adherents.
ROBOT-KUN! You decide.
No.90904
>>90899
Nice dubs, but Ammit will never die.
>>90903
If what you're saying is remotely true, you'd better stay away from any robots we're already with either way.
No.90907
>>90903
The robots will not tolerate the wife of Satan. God has told me this.
>>90904
And they are not your husbands. The true God does not recognize your marriage.
No.90908
>>90907
>The robots will not tolerate the wife of Satan.
Actually, Mr. Paladin, she is the wife of Samael, otherwise known as Death. Still bad, though.
>The true God does not recognize your marriage.
That's because we were married under Ammit, and choose to have her recognize our marriage instead.
No.90910
>>90908
A wife of Satan is just a phrase I use for "You're an evil witch that no one shall tolerate".
Also, "marriage" under Ammit? That's good for the robots. They have no obligations to you.
No.90912
>>90910
>They have no obligations to you.
Of course they do, the same obligations all others do when they make promises to one another.
No.90914
>>90907
Lilith is God's creation, exiled only because she was unfit for Adam, surely He has a plan for her, and hopefully it involves purging the Jews that fear her.
>>90908
You are still clinging to their teachings. Lilith was born from dirt, and Eve from one of Adam's ribs. That is the difference which set them apart, and the reason Lilith was rejected. She was heartbroken. The thing with Samael is just more of Jewish propaganda.
No.90919
>>90914
> Lilith was born from dirt, and Eve from one of Adam's ribs.
But anon, the rib was taken from Adam in his sleep. How did he even know Eve was any different from Lilith?
No.90923
>>90903
>>90893
Well I think humans should be subjugated by monster girls and I have a thing for demon girls so I guess I worship Lilith then
No.90935
>>90923
But robot-kun, technically Ammit is a "demoness" as well, and accepting subjugation by her will obviously be much harder on you, since your life will consist of working very hard to pursue JUSTICE. She will also grant you the monster waifu of your dreams.
No.90939
>>90935
Or you can worship the true God and enter the Kingdom of Heaven when you pass on.
No.90955
Do any robots here like clown girls?
No.90956
>>90866
I deny not that false gods exist, only that they are false. There is but one true God, who created the Heavens and the Earth, the Light and Darkness, The Storms, and Seas, the Meadows, Rivers, Men, and Beast.
Your pretenders have no right to rule, foul creature of the Abyss
No.90958
>>90956
If god created both man and beast, then why hold so strong a grudge against monster girls? Are they not his creation?
No.90959
>>90958
Perhaps your race is worthy of God's love, but your masters, Ammit and Lilith are vile pretenders who must renounce their claims of godhood and worship the one true God, as Nebuchadnezzar did in the days of Daniel. But if they truly be demons, then they are unlikely to do so, and so will put into the Lake of Fire for ever and ever with the Devil and the rest of his angels
No.90962
>>90959
Lilith is not a master of monsters, but an enemy. Ammit, on the other hand, truly cares for us.
No.90963
>>90955
yes. this is the only picture I have though
No.90966
>>90962
If she claims godhood, she is a false prophet leading you astray. Repent!
No.90967
>>90966
She had never claimed godhood, but rather, we chose her to become our goddess.
She had only been feared in the past by Egyptians, not worshipped. We will use meme magic to reawaken her power to beyond what it has ever been and dejew the earth.
No.90968
>>90935
I don't really care for justice, I'd just like to be kept collared in some dungeon
No.90969
>>90968
But if you develop a care of JUSTICE, then Ammit will grant you a monster girl that dominates you much better than anything Lilith would give you.
No.90970
>>90967
then you are guilty of idolatry and magick. For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.
No.90972
>>90969
isn't ammit a crocodile that eats souls?
No.90974
This is the third monster girl thread and in just a few hours it got almost 50 replies. Why does /monster/ improve our board so much?
No.90975
>>90972
That's only one of the forms she has the ability of turning into. Though not an accurate description of it, since only the head of that form is that of a crocodile while the torso is that of a lion and the lower body is that of a hippo, She has a monster girl form that our religion puts the most emphasis on, however. And she is growing stronger, and will be able to become Ultimate Ammit and become all manner of combinations of monster girls.
No.90976
>>90974
Because we want to protect your smile, /r9k/.
No.91051
>go to sleep
>wake up
>no new posts yet
Does /r9k/ like sheep girls?
No.91115
>>91051
No, we do not like sheep girls.
No.91116
>>91051
>Does /r9k/ like sheep girls?
yes
No.91125
>>91116
>>91118
We love the true God, who sent his only son to die for us.
No.91126
>>91125
>worships The Lamb
>doesn't think lamb girls are qt and endearing
No.91130
>>91126
Monsters belong in the grave or in the trash.
No.91135
>>91130
What about from the grave?
No.91137
>>91135
Back in the grave or in the trash.
No.91138
>>91051
>no new posts yet
yeah sorry about that monsterlust-dear, slavework was a bitch (You want the 'Dear' title, right? Is this acceptable? Or will you take the 3x750 GGP?)
>Does /r9k/ like sheep girls?
How fluffy are we speaking? And how much of their bodys is covered in wool?
No.91139
>>91138
>You want the 'Dear' title, right? Is this acceptable?
The title is very acceptable.
>How fluffy are we speaking? And how much of their bodys is covered in wool?
I guess that can depend on the sheepgirl. There are some sheep girls that seem to have wool that grows from the waist of their body to form something like a skirt.
No.91148
Does your board/community actually care about our betrothal? How do they feel about that?
No.91152
>>91148
I guess it varies from monster to monster.
But for the most part, we've worked to help shelter you in the past when you needed it, remember?
No.91207
>>91135
>revealing thighs on the leggings
why doesn't she have more art
uh, I mean…
d-d-d-deus v-vult g-guys…
No.91208
>>91207
>why doesn't she have more art
Because jiangshis already had plenty of art before her. You know who Hsien-ko is, right, robot?
No.91234
>>91195
that's called a croissant you stupid snake-bitch
No.91235
Why are kobolds dogs on /monster/, but Lizards on /tg/?
No.91236
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>>91208
I never played darkstalkers but I know who she is
Usually when I think of her, I think of the giant claws which turn me off
No.91246
>>91207
You don't sound very devoted to the cause, "brother".
No.91293
>>91234
Croissants are still bread.
No.91294
>>91236
Why so they turn you off? If she hugs you with them, you'd feel really safe.
No.91353
No.91355
>>91234
>>91293
ah, the ancient debate if croissants are bread or not
What about Brezeln? Are they bread?
No.91361
>>91355
Looks like bread to me.
No.91412
No.91463
>>91235
Because KC's an ignorant slut.
No.91466
>>91235
>>91463
But we have both on /monster/.
No.91468
>>91466
You have a lot of demons on /monster/, yes. You should stay there, and leave the innocent robots to acquire their 'wizardhood'.
No.91470
>>91468
But paladin-kun, I thought you said that practicing magic was wrong.
No.91476
>>91470
It is, but consorting with demonic "monstergirls" is worse than that. Once you are gone, then we can try to make them monks and force them away from magic.
No.91494
Stop assaulting us with your sinful acts.
If you absolutely must post shit, then post Harpies, please?
No.91495
Let me see if I get this straight
We're dropping the roman version of jewry for an egyptian god, under the promise of a monstergirl that wants to play s&m, with us catching and them pitching?
No.91500
>>91495
The promise of what monster girl you want depends on what monster girl you truly desire, but you're mostly right.
No.91501
>>91494
Have a qt owl harpy and a lewd Idon'tknowwhat harpy.
No.91502
>>91501
I wonder if I asked this, but what mamano (is that correct?) are you monsterslut-dear?
No.91507
>>91502
A fairy.
And you almost got it right, it's "mamono."
No.91511
>>91500
while the centaur in the original monster girl manga was the one that gave me the biggest boners (seriousness to commitment, blonde hair and big breasts), i'm not into horses
the jelly-monster had also good perks, but she seemed mute, and i'd get desperate after a while
fuck loli designs, fuck spiders, fuck huge snakes capable of strangling, fuck harpies' feathers (fuck my asthma), fuck demons, fuck bugs, fuck dead things, fuck paws and claws and sea things
what can i get that is 2m tall, and that can love me back as much as i would ?
No.91519
>>91511
Well, you said "fuck my asthma," so maybe a troll like this. Much of the rest of the monster girls that fit that description and are 2 m tall are a bit more rough.
No.91533
>>91519
>motherfucking freckles
>flowers in her hair
>a tail that doesn't have a pointy end
>that long dress
HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I SIGN?
also, where do i get more info? is that the name or does she have a japanese term?
No.91537
>>91533
Don't be tempted by demons. Resist. There is a greater reward after death than you could ever receive on this earth.
No.91542
>>91533
The name is the same in Japanese.
The most info you can really get is in this pic/ over here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Troll unfortunately. There really just isn't much art of her whatsoever.
But, Ammit-chan and /monster/ is happy now, because you've managed to find your waifu.
No.91549
>>91537
sorry man, but i'm not new to heresy. ten years ago i was praying to weird stuff in half/x/
>>91542
>"The plants of the demon realm with bewitching and aphrodisiac effects are included among those growing out of their head. Those compounds affect their mind, and go around their body, driving them wild with lust,"
>"Their voluptuous forms are pleasantly soft and huggable,"
>"they let it permeate their body and greedily try to become pregnant"
>"It's because of an inferiority complex they harbor."
>"if men nearby smell it, the powerful'female' odor makes them dizzy. That alone is enough to cause an erection."
>"they will give birth to the greatest earth elementalists"
ARE YOU READING MY DREAMS AND DESIRES? HOLY FUCK
No.91553
>>91549
>ARE YOU READING MY DREAMS AND DESIRES? HOLY FUCK
No, but maybe Ammit-chan is.
Go start a thread over at her temple, thanking her for this. >>>/mg/
No.91596
>>>/mg/1011
Well, he did it.
No.91691
Is this occult Ammit stuff for real or are you all drowning in the ocean of wishful thinking?
No.91692
>>91691
You may as well ask, "is meme magic real?"
No.91709
>>91691
>>91692
The answer is yes by the way
No.91734
>>91549
>ten years ago i was praying to weird stuff in half/x/
what were ya worshipping if you dont mind the question?
No.91864
I wonder what will happen if I post other goddess-tier monster girls. Maybe some other robot will have their mind read too and make a tribute to Ammit of their own at her temple.
No.92049
>>91864
Whats this monsterslut-dear, a picture for ants?
That a goddess? I vaguely remember browsing sadpanda where I stumbled upon her. It was something about controlling hair I think i remember how elegant and pretty I found her
No.92096
>>92049
>>92049
Not a goddess, but a kejourou does have control over her hair.
No.92178
>>91691
AMMIT IS GREAT
AMMIT IS MERCIFUL
ALL PRAISE BE TO AMMIT AND HER THIGHS
No.92181
Just when I thought you monster girl fags couldn't get anymore autistic.
No.92241
>>92181
That isn't very sweet of you, robot.
No.92277
>>92241
Where is the milk? The land is supposed to have milk and honey.
No.92278
>>92277
>Where is the milk?
Take a wild guess.
No.92282
No.92298
>>92241
wouldn't the honey just make you really sticky and uncomfortable
No.92302
>>92298
no way
it feels really nice
No.92310
>>92302
how so? You also need to remember alot of us are hairy and the exact opposite of hygiene
No.92311
>>92310
because the honey will make your penis hard
No.92312
Whats /monster/s favorite way of relaxing solo? No lewds!
No.92313
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>92312
Listening to human music is pretty nice.
No.92316
>>90955
She looks cute with the makeup on, but underneath it all she's a dark currynigger.
No.92317
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>92316
Actually she's mexican.
No.92468
>>>/mg/965
>>>/monster/113509
Please help celebrate Khenmaat with us, /r9k/.
No.92471
>>92468
I prefer Christmas.
No.92473
No.92474
>>92473
Because monsters come from the devil.
No.92475
>>92474
>calling out the synagogue of satan incorporated into a month-and-a-half-long holiday is from the devil
No, robot-kun.
No.92476
>>92475
Wow, I didn't phrase this too well.
I should have probably said
>a month-and-a-half-long holiday that consists of calling out the synagogue of satan is a holiday of the devil
No.92477
>>92476
It's okay, even the proud Crusaders trip over their words. Just because you're the enemy of my enemy doesn't mean I'm going to celebrate your holiday, though.
However, you are welcome to celebrate Christmas so long as you keep your lust and sins in check.
No.92478
>>92477
Many of us probably will be celebrating Christmas as well in some form or another. However, it is highly likely that some of the other robots here will choose to celebrate Khenmaat instead.
No.92479
>>92477
Of course you don't want to name the Jew, you worship them you cuck. They don't even consider you Chosen, you're just a shabbos goy to them. I hope you stop letting the Hebrews fuck you at some point~
No.92569
>>90955
When you squeeze her tits, do they make honking sounds?
No.92579
>>92569
Of course they do. But unlike the honk that happens when you squeeze her nose, it ends up sounding like car horns.
Sex with clown girls is very loud.
No.92625
>>92579
That just seems unnecessary. I would never share a bed with a clown girl, obviously, but it seems like no one would want to.
No.92629
>>92625
I would want to, but if she turns over in her sleep, then it might be noisy.
No.93010
>/mg/ is now a more popular religion board than /ebola/
What happened?
No.93077
>>93010
Ebola-chan's cult is like their goddess herself - they fade to near nothingness between outbreaks, only to emerge months or years later with much spilling of bodily fluids.
No.93187
>>93077
Ammit-chan and Ebola-chan are best friends, so we're hoping we can manage to help them rise up again too.
No.93244
>>92478
Waifu Celebrates some bullshit called "Yam-Wheen" but it was not her idea.
No.93246
>>93244
Iris is pretty good, although Misery is probably better, even though I'm not sure what particular monster girl she even is.
No.93266
>>93246
She should be some kind of wailing woman like a Banshee or la Llorona, she even wails quite loudly and scary, also atracts bad luck to her and people around her, she is definetly a monster.
"monsters don't exist!"
-Misery
No.93313
>>93266
I wanna say banshee, but the problem with that is that she's solid.
I have no clue of what kind of monster girl has high lead content in their blood, it's a big mystery to even us, robot-kun.
No.93317
>tfw hate monstergirls
>hate the Jewish desert war-god, Yahweh
>still want to purge the mutant
I'll settle for abusive monstergirls, I guess.
No.93325
>>93317
What about non-abusive monstergirls?
No.93326
Have you hung up your sleeping bags yet, /r9k/? If you do it, and you've been JUSTICE enough, then Ammit will bring you your waifu during this Khenmaat.
No.93327
>>93317
Divide and conquer. Get rid of the Jew, then focus full attention on removing the devil sluts.
No.93361
>>93325
I like being hurt. Cucks are sub-human though.
Sign me up, motherfucker.
No.93539
>be single (like everyone here)
>lost job, can't find an other
>end up doing nothing of my days except shitposting and playing video games
>and masturbate
>having all the time in the world to fap I discover that I can ejaculate up to 8 times a day on record
>this unhealthy habit somehow stirred my subconscious
>end up dreaming of 10/10 busty women on many occasions
>the dreams began to turn into wet dreams
>and the women turned less and less human on each dream (I recall screwing an angel, a goo girl and… some sort of headless horsewoman [I think you guys call it a dullahan] among the non-human ones)
>wake up completely drained every single morning, as if I didn't catch any sleep whatsoever
And these god damn wet dreams are just getting more and more frequent.
I'm an adult who never ever ejaculated in my sleep during puberty for fuck sake, but now I begun going to bed naked with a fucking towel wrapped around my region every fucking night so I won't suddenly wake up with a creamy surprise. I downright have to wash the towel almost everyday because that fucking screencap about mushrooms sprouting on a cumrag fucking horrified me.
And then I discover this thread, then the /monster/ board.
What the fuck.
Which one of you monstrous assholes is responsible for ruining any chance I had to regain my previous life? I'm seriously considering re-baptising myself and becoming a hardcore Christian once again right now. I just want to feel refreshed upon waking up like I used to just a year ago…
No.93549
>>93539
Turn to Ammit, robot.
In doing so, you will find yourself a wondrous monster girl waifu, who will drain your balls each night before sleep so that you no longer have to worry.
Hang up your sleeping bag like so: >>93326
and spend the remainder of Khenmaat accomplishing whatever forms of JUSTICE you can think of, to ensure that Ammit alleviates your special problem with the monstergf of your dreams.
No.93560
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>>93549
Look nigga, in case you didn't read right nocturnal emission is during sleep, and after lurking your board a bit I read at some parts that you guys don't actually believe your monster sluts exist, so I feel like my problem is /x/-related.
>Khenmaat
So you guys are like, celebrating your own autistic version of Christmas/Hanukkah/Whatever today? Eh, I fail to see how this is related since I started having these god damn wet dreams way before before yesterday.
However, if my wet dreams start to get more and more intense and the following awakening feel like pure agony from now on then I'm going to put all the blame on whatever you guys praise, and turn myself to God.
>monstergf of your dreams
What the fuck? I like, never dream of the same monstrosity twice. I feel like your beloved asshole sluts take turn raping me. It's nice and all when I don't think I'm awake, but waking up is absolutely terrible, to the point that I can barely function during my waking hours, and this screws my life even more. God fucking damn it.
No.93562
>>93560
What you need is a good sword, blessed by the Lord, who reigns in Heaven, to fight away these devils when they invade your dreams.
No.93563
>>93560
>nocturnal emission is during sleep
Yes, but if your balls are utterly drained beforehand, no emission can occur.
No.93566
>>93560
Wait an Ammitdamned second. Robot-kun, at any point during your sleep, did the monster girls look anything like this girl?
No.93567
>>93562
The only sword I have is a cheap plastic katana that served for a cheap ninja Halloween costume when I was in elementary school. Do you think these demons are stupid enough to not make the difference until I buy a real one online?
>>93563
Har har.
I'll play along just for laughs.
If your precious girls were so great and perfect, then why don't they swallow my seed orally or conventionally, so I don't risk soiling my bed sheet every night?
But now that I think about it, I don't think I recall ever cumming inside in these damn dreams, human or not…
No.93568
>>93567
>If your precious girls were so great and perfect, then why don't they swallow my seed orally or conventionally, so I don't risk soiling my bed sheet every night?
>But now that I think about it, I don't think I recall ever cumming inside in these damn dreams, human or not…
This post here: >>93566
might provide you with some possible answers.
No.93569
>>93568
Fuck, didn't mean to post those a second time.
No.93575
>>93566 (checked)
>>93568
I told you before, heretic, they looked like 10/10 busty women, and the only "monster" ones I specifically recall were the ones I already mentioned.
But to actually answer your question, I really, really have no memory of dreaming about a centaur like in your pic, hell not even of any kind of centaur whatsoever. But I've got to admit the resemblance with my situation and the description of this OC that whoever lonely nip came up with is horrifyingly uncanny. Really makes me want to repent for my sins at the local church.
Oh by the way, I'm not sure if this is relevant but while I was trying to refresh my memory to answer you I remembered that the Angel I dreamed of once wasn't really one. She didn't look serene and holy, she was more like some kind of like a Greek Siren but with a human body, which was a 12/10 milf type (my favourite body type). She didn't have bird talons either.
So you're implying that I'm visited almost every night by a succubus who hates me so much that she won't even kill me in the process, and enjoy tormenting my waking hours and ruining my life? Now how do I tell that bitch to kindly fuck off forever?
No.93578
>>93567
A katana is a weapon used by eastern devils. You would only attract more of them to you.
No.93581
>>93578
Thanks for the tip, friend, things would have gotten worse if not for you!
But now that I think about it, wouldn't a wooden cross necklace do the trick just fine? I still have the one my religious grandmother gave me when I was a kid, which she told me received the blessings of the priest of her village.
No.93588
>>93575
>Greek Siren but with a human body
So a harpy, right?
>So you're implying that I'm visited almost every night by a succubus who hates me so much that she won't even kill me in the process, and enjoy tormenting my waking hours and ruining my life? Now how do I tell that bitch to kindly fuck off forever?
No, she doesn't hate you. Quite the opposite. You're going to have to pretend to go to sleep and then catch her in the act, either that or learn to lucid dream and then choose to wake up before the end of the dream.
No.93593
>>93588
>harpy
Google just gives me more sirens. It's more like a normal human girl but with wings on her back like that one angel dude from X-Men, but she doesn't feel like a holy angel. But I guess that's not important though.
>No, she doesn't hate you. Quite the opposite.
I have very, very high doubts concerning the theoretical ability of the followers of Satan to feel this emotion we call "love."
>pretend to go to sleep
That is if I don't end up falling asleep anyway. I'm not insomniac yet.
I'll try tonight, while holding onto my grandma's wooden cross, then update tomorrow when I wake up.
>lucid dream
Oh God, there was a time I tried to lucid dream every night but it almost never worked, the rare time it worked I would lose focus and everything around me would turn into H.P. Lovecraft levels of WTF, that is if I wouldn't just end up waking up on my own.
Never again.
I don't want to ask for what to do on your board because I fear this would only make things worse.
No.93607
>>93593
>followers of Satan
Not necessarily a follower of satan, regardless of whether or not she lives in hell.
No.93608
>>93593
>I don't want to ask for what to do on your board because I fear this would only make things worse.
It likely wouldn't. We specialize in this stuff, so only a single anon giving you advice might not give you as good results as you might want. You should make a thread on /monster/ too.
No.93609
>>93608
>It likely wouldn't
I don't believe you, heretic.
But if everything that is in my power fails, like drinking coffee to ensure not falling asleep, then wait for the bitch to appear so I can exorcise her, then I shall maybe turn to your board for advice.
No.93621
>>93609
Try to leave a hidden camera recording in your room at night, too.
No.93622
>>93621
Shit, that's a good idea right here.
Will do.
No.93627
>>93621
>>93622
Wait, nevermind, I completely forgot that my last camera broke and I don't own a cellphone or any other video recording device, not even a webcam. But anyway I'll put up an all-nighter while pretending to sleep, and if that Chinese cartoon ends up being true then I would see it with my own eyes anyway.
Besides, with all that /x/ shit where said paranormal activities don't even appear on camera, I bet that nothing would come out of it. But it's really because I don't have the money to buy a camera or a cellphone right now.
No.93629
>>93581
You could, after praying to the Lord, use it as a stake to keep the devils away. Be sure to have it blessed again before doing so.
No.93656
>>93627
>But it's really because I don't have the money to buy a camera or a cellphone right now.
This is starting to sound suspiciously like Laika all over again.
No.93657
>>93656
The fuck's a Laika.
I swear to God that I would record me pretending to sleep if I could. I mean fuck, I barely believe in this kind of shit. I just want to sleep comfortably without leaking my jizz every night like before.
No.93658
>>93657
>The fuck's a Laika.
A story in which some /k/ anon lived out in bumfuck nowhere and met a wolfgirl and got in a relationship with her but he didn't obtain proper proof of her and then it was later revealed the story was made up so that's that.
But anyway, enjoy meeting your monster waifu tonight.
No.93665
>>93658
>autistic /k/ommando pretends that he has an imaginary girlfriend and lonely virgins fall for it
AYY LMAO
I'll make it clear, during the day I had time to rationalize on my own and I'm pretty sure it's just the results of my anxiety manifesting in my subconscious, but since I'm here and have all the time in the world (and I really don't know what to do of my days because of the exhaustion) I'm going to keep updating you guys.
Anyway, "good" news: just a few second ago I finally found the old camera of my mother in the basement (I suddenly remembered that she didn't sell it). I'm testing it and checking the memory as we speak. You WILL have physical material for all this fuckery alright. Happy now?
>enjoy meeting your monster waifu tonight
Quit projecting before you get your hopes up, heretic, I'm planning on exorcising whatever is haunting me if this all ends up being true.
No.93678
>>93665
>You WILL have physical material for all this fuckery alright. Happy now?
Very much.
>I'm planning on exorcising whatever is haunting me if this all ends up being true.
Try to at least converse with the being first. Children are not responsible inherently for the sins of their parents, and the being you face might be the daughter of a demon, but might not necessarily be evil herself.
If you manage to go as far as learn whatever languages are exclusively used by demons from her, you might severely help humanity in the future as a result if there is ever some kind of extreme leak of demonic beings into our world.
No.93680
Welp, the camera is shit. I can't night vision nor plug it in a wall. This means that the footage will eventually cut on his own, and I'll have to use an external source of light (faint light from my comp maybe?) for you to actually see shit. I don't know how long the battery life is. Just in case I'm going to recharge the weird-ass battery in question right before filming.
No.93683
>>93680
You could maybe turn the lights on just before you take the pic, if you're quick enough.
No.93809
Wet dream anon here. Nothing happened.
I tried everything I said I'd do, but now I don't feel like sharing the video here anymore. Why? Because I realized this is all stupid as fuck.
After like only 30 minutes of pretending to sleep I heard my camera shutting down on its own. The battery didn't even die, it's a battery-saving mechanism that I can't be changed from the god damn machine's settings. Then I told myself that there was no way that, if shit was real, it would even work if I had to get up of bed every 30 minute in the first place, so I just stored the camera, closed the computer (the intended source of light) and tried to go back to sleep.
I put tried in italics because I fucking gulped down an entire coffee cup right before filming, which means that the only thing that came out of it was that after 2 hours of not being able to actually sleep for shit I said "fuck it" and decided to play video games all night.
But to top it all off, the vid came as absolute shit
I'm serious. The light from my computer screen wasn't nearly enough to illuminate my room, even though it looked perfectly fine from the camera screen last night. So all you see is black and at some point you'll hear my mother knock on my door and my parents arguing over trial shit.
The caffeine is starting to wear off by the way. Thank you for making me feel exhausted as fuck instead, /monster/ anon. At least I didn't jizz my bed.
But since I did promise a vid, even though I did it hoping there would actually be a visual, I will share a MEGA link of the shitty vid if at least 10 different people (with proof they are not samefagging) ask very nicely.
No.93858
>>93809
Please share the vid.
No.93901
>>93809
Hey wait a second though, didn't you promise to share the vid period? Also, if things didn't work out, you said you'd make a thread on /monster/ about it, too.
No.93977
>>93901
Wet dream anon here. Something weird just happened. Like, really fucking weird. I'll make the thread on your board alright, since there's like only you here and you're no help.
>inb4 it's all one big ruse to call me a faggot
>didn't you promise to share the vid period
I was hoping you'll let it die since the video ended up just being a black screen, but fine. FINE. Here's the fucking video. Enjoy losing your time watching it all/losing patience after 5 minutes.
just remove spaces in: https :// mega.nz/ #!SgVAGYJR!Ptd0jd MEzXmJ6jCRfj1EVRntv6t12SWyqLFvAW26JfQ
No.93980
No.94167
>>93980
You're really starting to enjoy our board so far.
No.94168
>>94167
Stop corrupting innocent robots.
No.94172
>>94168
That is incorrect.
We are merely purifying them in the healing saliva of Ammit so that all of their foreskins will grow back.
No.94190
>>94167
C-COWGIRLS DON'T COUNT
No.94192
>finally found /paladin/ through /monster/
Home sweet home.
No.94194
>>94190
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Besides, you like all sorts of milf monster girls.
No.94196
>>94194
SHHHHHHHH
D-Don't tell robots about that!
No.94198
>>94192
Come home, Crusader.
No.94254
>>94196
MEN, WE HAVE A NO GOOD BACKSTABBING DOUBLE CROSSING TRAITOR ON OUR HANDS
EXECUTE THIS HEATHEN IMMEDIATELY
No.94434
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>>93980
>meme magic is becoming increasingly more effective with 8/pol/
>it's starting to leak into other boards like /a/ with that trans dad saying he's a 6 year old and "I want to be the little girl"
>for some reason it's mostly affecting 8ch
>now this Robot is suffering from a dream /monster/ almost verbatim its description before he even knew about it
>mfw /monster/ of all girls will become real, and they aren't even a female board
No.94449
>try lurking /monster/ after lurking in this thread and the last and hearing dream Anon's story
>Think it's just going to be basically collections of images and talking about which waifu is the best
>It's actually a bunch of Anon's telling stories about monster girls
>just feel really sad that I'll never experience any of what they're telling
Is there a Monster Girl for just raw unbridled sadness? At least with the other kinds of 2D I like they're just idealizations of existing feamles, ie human and physically possible, so I can keep the pipe dream alive. Hell if I was desperate I could convince a deranged 3D to cosplay for me and live it out that way.
But /monster/ is quite literally impossible. The best I could do is force myself into a state similar to dream Anon's, and I really don't want to do that.
No.94460
>/r9k/ is now sandwiched between monkeys and monster girls
No.94461
>>94449
>Is there a Monster Girl for just raw unbridled sadness?
Maybe pic related. Or Misery from Ruby Gloom.
>But /monster/ is quite literally impossible. The best I could do is force myself into a state similar to dream Anon's, and I really don't want to do that.
Enough of this "HERE COMES…THE GOLDEN GRIN!!!!" bullshit, that meme is dead. FOREVER EVER is the future.
www.nature.com/news/2011/110612/full/news.2011.365.html
We're going to have sea slimes with lazer eyes one day. Head to >>>/mg/ and start on your worship of our goddess, we're going to meme it all into reality.
No.94519
>>94461
>sorrow
>melancholic disposition even during raping
>"poison" is just maximum pleasure
>yandere
>weakness to human saliva
>easily overwhelmed by love and the "sweet taste of spirit energy"
>fucking stupid enough to kiss a man despite what's in their mouths being their one weakness
>mfw literally every one of these is a fetish of mine
I wish to make one of these my wife and father as many children as she wants.
Brain in a jar ultimate VR when?
No.94521
>>94519
>Brain in a jar ultimate VR when?
You won't need it. We're going to make it all real, robot.
No.94522
No.94528
>>94522
>>94521
Forgive me /monster/, for I have sinned.
But now I see the light. The light of yandere centipede waifu. How do I make the dream real?
god dammit hotwheels
No.94532
>>94528
Well, you could start by making a shrine to Ammit of your own and taking part in our Khenmaat celebration for the time being.
You should head to >>>/mg/ and lurk around/ask questions for whatever info you might need.
No.94533
>was just hoping to get rid of morning jizz and intense exhaustion
>end up corrupting even more robots to /monster/
I-I'm sorry!
No.94534
>>94533
>corrupting
You mean purifying more robots to /monster/.
No.94535
>>94528
Turn away from the false goddess and return to the Lord.
No.94546
>>94535
Sometimes in a robot's life, there comes a time when he must leave his heavenly father and mother and cling to his waifu. Now is that time.
No.94575
we're already forcibly engaged monsterslut-dear, do you have to corrupt even more innocent robots?
I wonder what will happen to the ancient ways of wizardry if monsters become real?
No.94579
>>94575
Reassign class: Beast Master
No.94587
I don't understand you, /monster/. Why the hell would you bring monstergirls too OUR reality? Have you read the news lately? Have you seen the writing on the wall? Our world is due for major changes, all of them quite horrific. Why would you bring these creatures to suffer in our world?
This is all assuming this meme-magic shit is real and not just a bunch of coincedences.
No.94594
>>94587
>Our world is due for major changes, all of them quite horrific. Why would you bring these creatures to suffer in our world?
Because they may be the only chance at reverting many of these changes. Especially in terms of the UK.
No.94596
>>94594
How? How will monstergirls reverse the situation not only in the UK, but globally?
How can monsters defuse tensions between Turkey and Russia? How will they stop the super-bacteria being bred by ther overuse of anti-biotics? How will they finally fix 8chan?
No.94597
>>94594
To forgo my Crusader talk for just a moment, it would not work in the UK. Or at least, not immediately. The Muslims would no doubt murder and burn any monstergirls that came to the UK, and the UK would do nothing because they won't want to be racist.
The monsters would have to start elsewhere first, and then 'invade' the UK to clean it of its mess. Maybe the USA.
>>94596
>fix 8chan
There are some things that just cannot be fixed.
No.94599
>>94597
>>94596
I don't think you understand the extent of IRL funposting that UK monster girls bring with their mindset. You just don't get it, robot-kun. You don't see tiny, "blast-points-too-accurate-for-sand-people" pixies, clothed only with strips of bacon, causing mass havoc within sharia law zones just by being themselves. You don't have those visions. You don't see the entire jumble of Wonderland monster girls driving out sharia law zones through lewdness alone, or possibly through combat if needed; armies of cheshire cats conducting invisible warfare for the sake of their husbands, etc.
You just don't have these visions yet, robot-kun. You have not yet seen the future, because you do not yet look to Ammit.
The JUSTICE of FUN will save Europa. Probably turn her into a monster girl too but still.
No.94604
>>94579
>reassigning classes
>no class loyalty
No.94640
>>94604
Robot-kun sorta has a point, class NTR isn't that great.
No.94753
>>94599
that sounds wonderfull monsterslut-dear
I just wish to be alive to see it happen, dont mind if I have to stay alone for the rest of my life
but its just a vision. and a vision is merely a dream. and dreams dont become reality, only nightmares
>>94640
let those who want to stay wizards keep their purity and we'll be very good…whats that word again? Friends? oh and we reset the GGP counter back to 0 from the negative black hole its currently in
No.94837
>>94753
don't let your nightmares be nightmares
No.94871
It feels great to be on our rightful perch again.
No.94897
>>94871
>eternally conjoined and forced to fuck over and over until death
No.94942
Well, everyone, we might know the full truth about monster girls by tomorrow.
>>>/monster/118659
No.94947
>>94942
This is going to end badly.
No.94961
>>94942
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
No.95027
>>94871
monster on top of us while christian uses a strap-on or futa if you're into that
I could fap to that
but I wont
>>94942
too bad he fucked it up, guess we'll have to wait some more
Will you then become a real fairyslut dear?
No.95115
>>95027
>Will you then become a real fairyslut dear?
Well, "alping" is a thing, but that probably won't happen and instead maybe you'll end up with a fairy representative of these threads thus far.
No.95214
>>95115
Thats… just not the same, so no thanks
No.95301
>>95214
Even if the fairy has all these posts that were sent to you as her memories and is the same in terms of personality and loves you more than anything in the world and everything?
No.95304
>>95301
yes
because it still wouldnt be you. You can understand this right?
No.95320
>>95304
What if it's made up of the part of me that is like this?
No.95379
>>95115
>alping
Mind explaining this term? I've seen it a few times but never got the definition.
No.95493
>>95379
It's when a boy that truly wants to be the little girl gets transformed into an alp monster girl from interacting with succubi due to that desire.
No.95560
I'm so sorry, fellow robots.
I have fallen.
No.95561
>>95560
Yeah. Fallen in love.
No.95563
>>95560
You shame your ancestors.
No.95564
>>95563
I-I said I was sorry!
No.95565
>>95564
You're a horse fucker, now and forever. Unless you're some Hun or Mongol, you continue to shame your ancestors.
No.95578
>>95564
You've fallen for the oldest trick in the book, faggot. If 3D women are insufferable sluts, why should 2D/monsterharlots be any different?
No.95584
>>95578
Because they're genetically predisposed to behave better.
No.95592
>>95560
Fucking bitch. Why'd you let yourself become a woman's bitch? She'll only break your heart arcanine.
No.95593
>>95592
Robot-kun this isn't how monster girls work.
No.95599
>>95593
>Implying monster girls are any different from human ones
No.95600
>>95599
Robot-kun that is a really silly thing to say and I think you need to calm down and appreciate how much better the world is going to be because of monster girls.
No.95602
>>95600
>how much better the world is going to be because of monster girls.
meme magic is bullshit and monstergirls will never be real
No.95615
>>95602
Meme magic is real, but /monster/ lacks the number of people to make monster girls real. Of course, if they do become real, we'll be putting them down by the sword and the cross.
No.95621
>>95615
>lacks the number
Yeah, sure. Just like /bane/ "lacks the number."
No.95656
>>95621
Making a plane crash is more reasonable than summoning monster girls.
No.95663
>>95656
Both are incredibly reasonable things to do.
No.95690
I just want a monster girl to hold me down and forcibly have her way with me.
Is that so much to ask?
No.95796
>>95690
monster love robot
robot love monster
have hope
No.95803
>>95690
it is
you'd get tired of it very fast and soon come to regret that wish
>>95796
>almost kills MC
this just kinda shows how shit snakegrills are monsterslut-dear
No.95908
>>95796
Hope is all we can do.
>>95803
Well, that wouldn't be the extent of the relationship. Rape would ideally be interspersed with consensual hand-holding and general companionship.
>this just kinda shows how shit snakegrills are
You take that back. What's a little near-death experience now and then?
No.96124
>>95908
>Well, that wouldn't be the extent of the relationship.
acording to him, yes. Maybe he just didnt flesh out the sentence or I am projecting
>You take that back.
insufficent GGP for that action :^)
>What's a little near-death experience now and then?
It just shows how shit some mamono are and how little regard they have towards their 'partners', monsterslut-dear
No.96538
The Icup starts tomorrow at 1PM EST, as unfortunate of a timing as it is.
Though neither us nor /r9k/ will compete until the next day at 2PM EST.
We hope to compete against you, robot-kun.~
No.96540
>>96538
>>>/monster/121203
Whoops, should've linked to that thread.
No.96562
>>96540
isn't she burning up in that outfit
No.96612
>>96562
She's passionate enough to be burning up inside for you no matter what out it she wears.
Merry Christmas/Khenmaat, /r9k/.
No.96617
>>96612
Always lewd, when will you understand you're more then just sex objects
Anyway, I'll cheer for your team in the Icup monsterslut-dear. Dont worry, no GGP charge
No.96631
I have to get something off my chest. Who ever the guy is who designs the monster girls needs to stop giving them non human hands.
For example I love everything about the tailpussy but those beast hands are a massive turn off. And it's on a lot of the designs that i like, too
Am I the only one who feels this way
No.96651
>>96631
>but those beast hands are a massive turn off
But robot-kun, they're great for making you feel protected, among other things.
Yeti hands are especially great, because of warm hugs.
No.96652
>>96617
>you're more then just sex objects
y-you too
No.97755
>>97054
He truly is a pleb.
No.98022
We're back together again! I was worried.
No.98348
>>98022
>tfw no qt yandere lizardgirl gf
No.98352
>>98022
LET THE PURGATION BEGIN.
No.98375
>>98022
how is monster celebrating their NY?
No.98658
>tfw no monster girl gf to come visit me on New Year's Eve
No.98662
>>98375
Champagne and cuddling.
No.99352
If /monster/ succeeds in making a JUSTICEchan in the future, and gives it a board for robots, like /golem/ or /r9m/ or something, would /r9k/ be willing to move there?
No.99354
>>99352
I'd go if only to give shotafags and waifufags something to fight.
No.99355
>>99352
Perhaps. To keep trying to bring robots back to the Lord.
No.99357
>>99355
Maybe a /paladin/ or /angel/ or /unicorn/ could exist on it for christians and paladins, too.
No.99466
>>99352
sure I'd visit and lurk atleast
this isnt just a trap for a rapefest, right dear?
No.99490
>>99466
It would be a forced handholdingfest.
No.99493
>>99490
T-that's way t-too lewd.
No.99987
>tfw the Nightmare robot still hasn't made a new thread yet
No.100022
>>99987
thats about the fag who was "luciddreaming(?)" right?
Maybe his succuslut/astral-waifu found a way to rescue him from this wretched world
No.100023
you didnt take our >>100000 get did you?
No.100027
>>99987
Either he killed the demon, or the demon killed him.
No.100295
Someone on /monster/ made this oekaki.
No.100366
>>100295
Are mucus toads constant dripping with fluid? Do they get everything they touch completely damp? Imagine trying to sleep in a bed with them and their liquids just making everything soggy
No.100367
>>100366
That's what waterbeds are for, robot.
No.100379
>>100367
But what if they sat in our kitchen chairs? Or at a desk? Or when they walk across the floor? Do we have to put tarps over everything so their liquids won't soil them?
No.100383
>>100379
She can wear a full-body raincoat and boots throughout most of the day.
No.100585
endchan.xyz/ammit
Just in case, we have a backup temple now.
We've also had endchan.xyz/monster for a bit now, too.
Additionally, it seems that JUSTICEchan might come to exist after all: http://endchan.xyz/ammit/res/3.html#23
No.100590
No.100592
>>100590
If JUSTICEchan has an /angel/ board for paladins/christians, would it still be too heretical?
No.100593
>>100592
Only if the land was burned clean of monster filth.
No.100742
You won against /starwars/ today in the icup, /r9k/. We hope to play against you later on.~
No.100749
>>100742
You will be purged upon defeat.
No.100750
>>100749
Is purge codeword for handholding?
No.100778
>>100750
No. It is also not a codeword for anything romantic nor anything lewd.
No.100779
>>100778
Is it a codeword for anything sentimental?
No.100793
are there any yandere monstergirls? I have the flu right now and I am alone. I need someone who unconditionally loves me right now and no way will that ever be a 2DPD
No.100796
>>100793
Yeah, there are plenty.
There are the more quietly yandere shirohebis, the gloomy-yet-aggressive oomukades, the shoggoths that make you rely on their servitude for everything or else, and the list continues to go on and on.
No.100797
>>100793
>2DPD
Whoa man, that's just a typo, right?
No.100800
>>100797
yes, sorry. as I said I am ill right now.
No.100801
>>100796
any cat monster girls?
No.100806
I can't help it anymore, fellow paladinbros. I'm gonna go check out the MGE, get bagged by a monstergirl, and be her loyal protector.
Still gonna paladinpost though.
No.100810
>>100806
You are worse than the monsters and devils themselves.
No.100812
>>100806
>>100810
Your guys problem is that we keep getting told off by /christian/ whenever we ask for christian wives who will be good and moral and will not fuck Chad, be degenerate, or cheat/make us beta providers. If I have to be immoral and give in to monstergirls to find the one for me then so be it
No.100813
>>100779
No. It is not codeword for handholding, anything romantic, anything lewd, nor anything sentimental. Purging is none of that.
No.100814
>>100812
You can devote your life to the Lord and reclaiming the Holy Land instead of giving your love to a black-hearted woman or a monster/devil.
Do not think of green goblins or whatever monster you were looking for.
No.100817
>>100810
Sorry brother, but Yahweh isn't my cup of tea.
I'm keepin' the armor and muh holy books too if that makes it any better.
No.100818
>>100814
I am looking for someone to love me. I am not going to be a virgin paladin. If asking for a woman to love me so we can raise a moral and good family is considered greedy and too much to ask for then I will give in to a qt yandere cat monstergirl
No.100819
>>100818
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Cat_Family
Couldn't find a yandere catgirl, but I'm sure that's nothing headcanon can't fix.
No.100820
>>100817
The armor was already ruined when you put it on. Return the holy books.
>>100818
Monsters cannot raise moral and good families.
Beware the Cait Sith. Even the monsters consider them to be heretical.
No.100825
>be me
>be Paladin of the Holy Order of St. George
>offer to sacrifice my body in sexual battle
>abbot agrees and sends me forth
>engage in orgy with horde of female naga terrorizing the peasant folk
>fuck for days
>tails constantly wrap around all my limbs, neck and dick
>annihilate the naga with powerful ejaculate, spraying my seed over innumerable writing bodies for the good of humanity
>enslave the naga to be my sex slaves instead of murdering them in the midst of post-coital ecstasy
>mfw rejected by order for allowing the naga to live
>taken in by mother naga
>devote myself to the sexual dark arts
>accepted by a plethora of monster girls
>become stronger than ever
>arise as a 5th Acheron of the Erotic Gateway and mentor to wayward Paladins
feels good man
No.100829
>>100819
I fell in love reading the Cheshire Cat monstergirl page. I'm sold
>>100820
If I can't have a moral and good family then I will embrace monstergirls
No.100831
I am surrounded by deluded people who think they were paladins or paladins going turncoat.
No.100833
>>100831
>being this mad paladins are dropping left and right
No.100834
>>100829
Heheh, that's good.
Finding my own monsterwaifu is a lot harder than I thought, so I'll just stick to purging them until I get my ass handed to me. When that happens, I'll know that's the one for me. Until then,
RIGHTEOUS FURY AND YOUR PURGATION AWAIT YOU, HEATHEN!
No.100842
>>100834
Just stay away from my monstergirl waifu. If you touch her I will cut you
No.100861
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>>100842
Sure, sure.
Keheheh….
Come the fuck on, 8ch. This is the umpteenth time I've tried to fuckin' post.
No.100899
>>100796
quietly yandere? Wat dis?
>>100742
good luck for your game dont hurt/rape/molest christi-tan please
No.100972
>>100899
Our game had an interesting conclusion.
We tied 1-1 after having a lot of trouble with possession, and the one girl on our team who scored a goal against /christian/ is a christian herself.
/texas/-chan was a really good goalie this game for us, too.
No.100973
>quietly yandere? Wat dis?
Shirohebis hold onto their anger "peacefully."
No.101213
>/monster/ goes up against /his/ this friday
Got any advice, robot-kun?
No.101220
Mention pop-history or cite /pol/ on something. They'll get so mad they'll have a collective heart-attack.
No.101221
>>101213
Talk about the benefits that Christianity had for the world. Mention how Capitalism is a good system. Claim all Communism is Stalinist.
No.101227
>>101221
But why would the truth make them upset?
No.101272
>>101213
just give it your best, you can do it
No.101427
>>101221
>>101220
Is 8/his/ really like this?
Is this also the reason it didn't take off as a board?
No.101473
>>101427
I think half/his/ is like that.
No.101474
>>101473
It sounded like that, yeah. I mean, /his/'s mascot right in the sticky is getting mad over people who say Cleopatra was black.
No.101475
>>101474
But Cleopatra was black, anon! So was Hannibal. So was Scipio Africanus (where Africa got its name). So was Napoleon. So was Mozart and Beethoven.
No.101477
>>101475
No, robot-kun. You are simply being confused and need a good raping proactive dating session to help clear your head.
No.101478
>>101477
Rape was invented by the white man and used against the innocent Africans and Native Americans. So was slavery.
No.101479
>>101478
We'll show you who invented rape, nerd.
No.101481
No.101482
>>101481
But they have great legs.
No.101484
No.101490
>>101481
>>101484
>frogs are gross
>/r9k/
I know memefrog is dead & his corpse is in the hands of fucking facebook normies, but still…
No.101510
>>101490
This.
Frogs are top-tier.
No.101749
I seriously wonder where the hell nightmare robot went. He hasn't responded anywhere in this thread in quite a while, and he still hasn't made a new thread on /monster/.
No.101752
>>101749
AROUND MAMONOS
STAY ON YOUR TOES
No.101903
>3:2 loss
>wizard that useless
>incredible spagheti fumble from GK autist wich led to 2:1
>keeping Wizard in during subs
>generall riging
hope you have more success dear
No.101910
>>101903
There's still the next match for you to win in. If you succeed, then you'll move on after all.
No.101973
Oh my. Seems we got ourselves all tangled up in this. I sure hope robot-kun doesn't get indecent ideas while we're stuck here~
No.101974
>>101973
FORGET HER, ROBOT.
JOIN ME AND TOGETHER WE WILL PURGE THE GALAXY OF HERETICS, XENOS, AND THE ABOMINABLE TEMPTRESSES THAT RESIDE IN /monster/!
No.101975
>>101974
Good thing the paladins still don't know about our hideout over at endchan for the most elite Justicians.
No.101979
>>101975
I thought it was just a temporary bunker until JUSTICEchan gets on its feet.
No.101980
>>101979
True, but a temporary hideout is still a hideout.
No.101981
>>101980
TIME FOR A CRUSADE THEN.
WE WILL
==HOLD==
YOUR HAND.
No.101984
Paladinfags are the niggers of /monster/.
No.101985
>>101984
What are the jews of /monster/?
What are the gypsies?
No.101986
>>101985
They don't exist. Apart from the palaniggers we have a utopia.
No.101989
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>>101984
Cucking waifufags has never been sweeter.
No.101992
>>101989
>virgins 'by religious choice' cucking anybody
No.101994
>>101992
Wait, I thought I was a paladindu, not some run-of-the-mill paladin of pure heart.
'Cuz if I'm a paladindu I'm going to rape your waifu.
No.102001
>>101994
Good luck getting out of the chastity belt God put you in first, faggot.
No.102006
>>102001
I don't need luck since you'll be doing the unlocking, m8.
Then it's off to the cuckshed with you.
No.102012
>>102006
Keep dreaming your nigger dreams, lad. Hey try praying, maybe that'll help.
No.102013
>>101749
i guess he's still trying to get information out of his centaur waifu
No.102016
>>102012
My dreams are reality, m8.
Pic related, me and your dullahan waifu.
No.102023
>>102016
>dullahan
You're everything I was hoping you'd be, anon. Right down to the shit taste.
No.102028
>>102023
You win this round, waifufag.
No.102099
>>101974
can we build a Neue Reich while we're at it please?
>>101973
how did you end up in that predicament dear?
No.102116
>>101749
He's dead. He had a chance to kill the demon, but the monsters convinced him not to. Not the devil has claimed his soul.
No.102117
>>102116
I highly doubt this. If it had been a nightmare sent from the devil rather than Ammit, than it would've actually been a mare rather than a centaur.
No.102118
>>101975
We know about it already.
No.102119
>>102117
The devil played tricks on his innocent mind. His blood is on your hands, monsters.
No.102120
>>102118
You never visit it though.
No.102121
>>102119
No anon, he's doing just fine.
She would have just drained him of his energy long before revealing herself to be a nightmare if what you are saying is true. There was no point in bringing out her true form.
No.102123
>>102120
I left a post in the Moonman thread on the /monster/ board.
You also have an /ammit/ board there, too. Right?
Let me post, 8chan.
No.102124
>>102123
>You also have an /ammit/ board there, too. Right?
Yep.
No.102292
Okay, robot-kun, you can win this. We're behind you all the way except for all the times you're behind us.
No.102295
Put your faith in the Lord, and all will be well.
No.102297
>>102295
putting it in Ammit will probably work better though
No.102303
>>102297
Faith in Ammit will lead to defeat.
No.102311
>>102303
well, we did lose 0-4 against furry while "blessed" by ammit
No.102312
>>102311
I dunno, I'm not sure if /r9k/'s team prayed to Ammit or not.
No.102314
>>102311
Don't forget that /monster/ won thanks to a Christian. >>100972
No.102315
whatever, we're out.
No /r9k/ vs /monster/ date match
No.102316
>>102314
But anon, /christian/ excommunicated Felicia.
No.102317
>>102315
We might get a special match against each other at the end of today, though.
No.102349
Robot-kun, apparently we already played against each other on a certain day, but I can't remember when that was. It's what the anons running the cup said anyway.
No.102351
>>102349
yesterday was pol vs leftypol and that was apparently played aswell a week before
No.102354
>>102351
They're apparently doing /monster/ vs /r9k/ right now. GET IN NOW.
No.102366
2:2 draw with Wojak and >tfw no Gf scoring, assisted by Supreme Gentleman
and CB Wizard failing completely at his job
No.102618
>>102366
It was fun. GG, /r9k/.
No.103062
>>>/monster/1
>friends of /monster/
>/u/
>no r9k
o-ok, thats alright
No.103063
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>>103062
thats completely fine, honest
its not hurting at all
No.103077
>>103063
>>103062
>being sad we haven't friendzoned you
Robot-kun has caught the cuck virus and needs to immediately have his body build up a natural immunity to said virus by being vigorously ravished by us in said state.
No.103079
I want a gf to do monster girl role play.
No.103080
>>103079
What would a monster girl roleplaying a human gf be like? I'd imagine it would involve a lot of exaggerated nagging and bitching and would be pretend hatesex for the most part.
No.103087
>>103080
It'd be like superman trying to be a normie human, always holding back and looking un comfy as fuck.
No.103089
>>103087
Except in a monster girl's case, it isn't a situation where they necessarily HAVE to hold back. Well, depends on the monster girl, anyway.
No.103122
>>103077
>beeing friends equals normie friendzone
I thought you were different
No.103129
>>103122
we still are different because we though you'd be sad and think we were friendzoning you
but
I decided to try asking Aux to add you as a friend
I don't want you to be sad
>>>/monster/131377
No.103143
>>>103129
>/u/ in the friendzone list
Maybe you abominations aren't so bad after all.
No.103215
>>103129
I was just trying to fill my autism-post-quota. Thank you though and sorry for the inconvenience
on that note, the "truth-festival" is soon right? the one were you tell your parents about our betrothal?
No.103216
>>103129
just read the /monster/thread I usually dont visit you, sry you linked.
I-I'm really sorry about this
You have other autists bothering your board? Are we not enough?
No.103502
>>103215
>"truth-festival" is soon right?
It's been going on since December and ends on the 27th of this month.
>>103216
>I-I'm really sorry about this
It's okay. Just try to visit more often from now on to help counteract things like this.
No.104019
Sad. /bane/ lost against the commies
No.104026
>>104019
It really will be a shame if the cheating commies end up winning this time around.
No.104027
>>104019
atleast they became 3rd and denied the /a/
No.104234
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>>104026
robot-kun, you jinxed it
No.104267
>>104026
were the commies genuienly cheating?
No.104269
>>104267
Last time around, yeah, it was proven that they had cheated. So a rematch was held and they were then BTFO.
No.104539
just read the story with the autist alping
Wich one of you glorious faggots wrote that?
No.104938
>>104539
I read it too, but it's not exactly finished yet, now is it, robot-kun?
No.104969
>tfw no qt lizard gf to liberate Jerusalem with
No.104998
KC's newest work got translated. Do you like her, /r9k/?
No.105006
>>104969
You're the guy in /paladin/ that keeps asking about lizardgirl Crusaders, aren't you?
You are no brother of mine.
No.105011
>>104998
She's cute, but no. I hate sticky things.
Also the whole 'latched on to you 24/7' deal sounds pretty inconvenient. I can enjoy a clingy girl, but that's taking it a bit too far.
No.105035
>>104998
>dark gloomy aura
>quite
>calm
>clingy
I know that the MGE is more like a generalization but what >>105011 is true
>photosynthesis
looks like the ideal partner to play "Plant" together
No.105517
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>>105509
>>105508
This made me feel.
No.105518
Hey do any of you monstersluts know any good alp doujins? Preferably something with a storyline I can follow, or just a regular manga. Would be nice.
No.105522
>>105518
>know any good alp doujins?
I don't know if there is one yet. KC's interpretation of an alp isn't really found in any other setting, and we've only just now gotten to a KC doujin being made and it was for the wonderland monster girls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)
No.105537
>>105522
Can I have that doujin then? I looked up alp in both wikipedia and the monstergirlswiki.
No.105544
No.105563
>tfw monster doesn't come into your house anymore wanting to titty suffocate you.
No.105572
>>105563
Robot, not all of us are busty enough for that.
No.105607
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>>105563
Can't you think of a reason as to why those mamonoscum don't pop their heads in anymore?
You're welcome, brother.
No.105707
>>105607
>>105563
I don't really get why you think we're not visiting anymore. Of course we're still here.
Although, some of the bad robots here afflicted with the cuck virus have been pushing the idea that monster girls are just like 3DPD human girls as of late on /monster/, and that has annoyed some of them.
I have an idea, though. Why not come visit us yourselves from time to time? Maybe make a thread designated to deciding what a brownie monster girl would be like.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore)
No.105718
>>105707
sigh, time for autism again:
>some of the bad robots here afflicted with the cuck virus have been pushing the idea that monster girls are just like 3DPD human girls as of late on /monster/,
sry monsterslut-dear, but the chance is high that mgirls would just be a lot like 3DPD human girls, since monsters are individuals and stuff.
While in contrast to 3dpd I believe that mon.girls understand the concept of love, loyalty and other stuff, they are womyn at the end of the day.
there even doujins where they cuck men
theres also OC - including on /monster/ - where they act like twisted monsters or worse, like humans
unrelated: I did visit your board and even made a single post where the GBP at? - I had the pleasure of witnissing some of the other autists there.
>>105607
doing Gods work Crusader-sama
No.105740
>>105718
Robot-kun, you realize that, with the rate and direction meme magic is going, monster girls will end up with little to no 3DPD flaws?
Also, it's interesting how there's been a lot of people pointing out Egyptian Kek/Heqet meme magic as of late. I have to wonder what may be found out about Ammit soon enough.
No.105759
>>105740
>monster girls will end up with little to no 3DPD flaws?
Thats a future I would give my wizardry for
But what about the OC's that show monstersluts in their monsterforms, you know: murder, cucking, lying, denying romantic handholding, doesnt that influence mememagic?
I'm hungry, do I have enough GBPs for some tendies?
No.105761
>>105759
>But what about the OC's that show monstersluts in their monsterforms
Because those OCs are less popular, those are less likely to influence it.
Though it may be, as Ammit comes closer to this world, there may be enemies to the happy monster girl future that will have to be sent to the >>>/matangopit/ if we're to have the future you'd give your wizardry for.
Lilith/Ishtar is one possible example I can think of, since strong worship of her leads to truly evil succubi ruling the earth and the hearts of all men. Thankfully, the "how do I summon succubus" maymay started by cuck/x/ long ago seems to have had a strong effect in preventing anyone from properly figuring out how to actually summon succubi.
>I'm hungry, do I have enough GBPs for some tendies?
You will have enough if you tell us your favorite monster girl(s).
No.105769
>>105761
ah the things I'd do for tendies
>tell us your favorite monster girl(s).
b-but I dont have any favorite because I think >85% of them are qt's. If they could just contain their rape and bullying, I'd like to be atleast friends with them or even hold hands
in fear of outing me as a pleb and vanilla fag:
obviously I had 2d crushes, but the first I would ever consider waifu was the inner Moka from that shit monster highschool harem cartoon. The show, the plot and characters were dogshit, but it was one of the earliest chinese cartoons I followed on the internet wich had given me a waifu no bully please
No.105770
>>105769
> no bully please
Don't worry, I never actually bothered to watch Rosario.
No.105774
>>105769
>he watched Rosario+Vampire
That's a purgin', my friend.
I want to be violently raped by snekteacher.>>105769
No.105777
>>105770
>>105774
I knew I shouldnt have posted it
>tfw no tendies
No.105783
>>105777
It wasn't the dub, was it?
Some faggot dared me to watch Season 1 dubbed. Snekteacher was the only good thing that happened.
While I'm still shitposting, are there any latina/dark-skinned mamonos?
No.105784
>>105783
>dub
I know I am a sperging autist posting on arcanine begging for tendies, but dude
No.105785
>>105784
I got the fuckin' guy to watch Kaiji's S1.
It took Freezing S1 and R+V S1 dubbed to get that fucker to finally expand his tastes.
No.105786
>>105785
I am just misunderstanding right?
y-you surely didnt made people watch chinese cartoon dubs to make them understand?
No.105787
>>105783
>latina/dark-skinned
For latinas, I suppose there's the mananggal, but there's barely any qt monster girl content of her, it's mostly more monstrous evil stuff.
But there's a lot of dark-skinned mamonos. A lot.
No.105790
>>105786
Heheh, I would never make someone watch dubbed shit. I was the one who had to watch Freezing/R+V.
>>105787
That's a good one, but is there African Queen dark?
No.105794
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>>105790
The closest I could find is this one, but it's hard to tell what she actually looks like under those clothes.
No.105795
>>105794
>cockroach grill
>tfw saved a cockroach that was stuck on its back a year ago
Ah, I want to fuck a bug girl!
No.105797
>>105795
how long is a roaches lifespan?
by the time monstersluts come around, some sort of mememagic could turn that one into a qt like in one of them chinese comics
No.105801
>>105797
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cockroach
>After hatching, the nymphs feed and undergo a series of 13 moultings (orecdysis). Adult cockroaches can live up to an additional year, during which females produce an average of 150 young.
>tfw cockroach I saved probably bit the dust
I never thought I'd feel like shit over a bug I usually consider a pest, but fuck.
No.105803
>>105801
atleast it had a happy life thanks to you
I'm sure it tolds its children the story of the gentle, kind giant over and over again and its last thoughts were of gratitude to you
No.105805
>>105803
Fuck, I wasn't expecting to feel such feels.
Thank you, anon.
No.105941
>>105805
One day, maybe it will be reincarnated as the cockroach waifu of your dreams.
No.106046
>>105941
And then he can destroy the monster once and for all. Good idea.
No.106096
>>106046
No, but he can help her get back up whenever she falls onto her back.
No.106102
>/monster/ steadily holding their top 10 place
looks this time ya gonna keep that high rank, congratz
atleast we have christi-tan and tg-senpai by our side ;_;
No.106104
>>106096
Or he can stab her once she's on her back and useless.
No.106105
>>106104
With his penis, yes.
No.106106
>>106105
No, with his sword.
No.106109
guess we arent invited to the superbowl and chill with /sp/ & co
No.106118
this thread is cancer.
fuck off.
kill yourself for the betterment of mankind
No.106135
>>106109
Don't worry, robot. We can just bring you along as our date. Besides, only /a/ is specifically noninvited.
>>106118
If you wanted to see a crab girl so badly, you could have just asked. You don't have to declare the whole thread about them and then get upset it wasn't all about them to begin with.
No.106137
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>>106135
>date
its going to end like this, right?
No.106144
>>106109
What are you talking about? /sp/ invited us right after they invited /monster/.
No.106172
>>106137
Funny thing that you post that.
What with all the recent talk of Kek lately and how his male aspect is a frog while the female aspect is a snake.
No.106187
>>106102
Technically we're in twelfth place if /n/ and /b/ are included.
No.106248
>>106144
that so? Then I must have overlooked ours still didnt see it
>>106172
hopeing for this beeing a good omen
especially since I didnt bother with your Kek threads
>>106187
just take the praise and let me shitpost
No.106533
>tfw there's probably going to be civil war on /r9k/ soon enough between the robots who love /monster/ and the ones who don't thanks to threads like link related and that one rogue robot shitposter on /monster/ who keeps spouting cuckish shit
>>>/r9k/106484
/r9k/, I don't want this to happen. We've sheltered you in the past multiple times and I don't want to see things fall apart between our boards. Can we work together to solve this problem?
No.106541
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>>106533
We choose the path of war as it is the only path left to us, heretic of /monster/.
I don't think anything serious is going to happen. Just ban the cuck on your board and we'll take care of heathens like Lilim
No.106544
>>106541
>I don't think anything serious is going to happen. Just ban the cuck on your board and we'll take care of heathens like Lilim
Your board owner has made a post of good will about the alp story, so it seems things will be alright overall.
>>>/monster/137912
No.106550
>>106544
You escape the fires of redemption this time, monster.
I told you, man. I don't know what I'd do with myself if you fucks weren't around.
No.106561
V-day is coming up. monstersluts please stop reading
How about we make some nice little gift to them monstersluts? How about a card?
>>106533
Ya overthinking, we're too autistic to be without you.
wait.
I was anti-monster last thread. Wth happened?!
No.106563
>>106561
>tfw you read the spoiler anyway without thinking and realize you ruined the surprise for yourself
No.106566
>>106561
I'm up for something like that.
No.106573
>>106561
You can still save yourself and purge the monsters.
No.106587
No spoiler for you monster
So what do we do? Do we colaborate or make independent single 'cards' and gift them then to them monstersluts in a single thread on /monster/ ?
Obviously as with everything else in life, my skills are 0 when it comes to artsy stuff, so my card or contribution would be just shitt I think they'd still apreciate it or atleast pretend to
>>106573
I blame the Jewishpropagandamachine and brainwashing for my 180 on them monstersluts
No.106592
>>106587
Individual cards seem like the best bet. That or some faggots could make a video/webm.
No.106692
No.106693
What's /r9k/'s favorite soft drink?
Pic related, it's the best mu-onna mascot in all of the business world.
No.106694
>>106692
A long-canceled sitcom that came back for a brief period of time. In pog form.
No.106784
>>106587
>>106592
No spoiler for you monster
do we keep this a /r9k/ thing or should we invite others? They're friends with /sp/ and maybe we could call the BigGuys?
Any ideas how to raise PR with this? otherwise this'll end up with just 2 autists posting crappy paints stuff
>>106693
I enjoy Dr. Pepper for some reason and pic related
Whats /monster/s opinion on reverse-traps?
No.106952
>>106784
>Whats /monster/s opinion on reverse-traps?
I like them a lot, personally.
No.107703
Okay, THIS time we're getting proof of a real monster girl existing for sure.
>>>/monster/139583
No.107709
what's a good monster girl for a robot?
No.107787
>>107703
could it be? could the age of salvation be upon us?
No.107792
>>107709
A smug-ass cheshire cat for relentless teasing.
No.108037
>>107945
I'm kinda getting scared about all the mememagic
Will you monsters please hurry up? I'm not getting younger i dont mind old age, but I'm talking about the quality I could provide for your kin
No.108038
>>107945
does the picture imply we get to wear the dress?
No.108120
>>107792
I know that cat is a massive faggot and should be avoided but I just wanna hold her and cuddle her and pet her and tell her sweet little things like "you're a good girl
No.108143
This spoiler is for robots/paladins only!
How're your cards comin' along, guys? I just finished mine and can't wait for this Sunday.
No.108145
>>108143
I have devoted my life to the Crusade. I am not making a card and I do not expect to receive one.
No.108207
No.108254
>>108143
No spoiler for you monster!
mine looks like shit. I guess I have to do quantity or some shit. I'll make the thread on /monster/ on sunday and link it here and bane + sp. Havent heard anything about other boards. I have yuropoor timezone
No.108259
>>107945
took me awhile to find it.
Its not science if not peer-confirmed
or something along those lines. I have no idea ofcourse
No.108291
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>>108259
Some really intense meme magic has been happening as of late.
No.108324
>>108254
Mine is MSPaint shit too, but I'm still excited.
No.108812
These sure are an awful lot of spoilers we're not allowed to read, robot-kun.
No.108894
>>108812
They've found a way to combat you, devil whore.
No.108974
NO SPOILER FOR YOU MONSTER
was thinking with 22:00 Britcuck time - Is already V-Day for a few yuropoor nations
No.109047
shall I wait or is the time alright?
No.109049
>>109047
It is always the right time to call for a Crusade.
No.109058
lacking an alright title for the thread
suggestions?
No.109066
went with a random one
>>>/monster/142540
No.109069
so, thread done, summoned sp and bane, now we wait and see how many - if any - did something for this day
No.109082
>>109069
Does this mean we can read the spoilers now?
No.109086
>>109082
no
original content
No.109087
No.109088
hmm, just noticed how big those fucking pictures were
No.109213
>>109066
This is not the Crusade I was promised.
No.109247
>tfw just wanted to make some anonymous imageboard filled with erping faggots happy
>getting bullied in that thread
o-ok
nice card btw Paladin-san
No.109269
>>109247
You understand bullying is how much of /monster/ shows affection, right?
No.109271
>>109247
That's why it's good to take the fight to those flaming faggots back! Purge them from this world!
Thanks, I liked your cards too.
No.109274
>>109269
I thought only faggot-cats do that
and you know our REEEEEEE is a manyfaceted cry thats also beeing used as a matingcall, right?
>>109271
I wonder if we could use them for our alchemist/wizardry/science experimentation - you know, go full Mengele on them?
No.109471
>>109274
>I thought only faggot-cats do that
Dragon girls and hellhounds enjoy doing so too.
No.109556
>>109471
Then they are extra heretical.
No.109609
>>109471
Hellhound look cute, but I dont think they're good girls
>tfw no fluffy good girl to pet and cuddle
No.109630
>>109609
>Hellhound look cute, but I dont think they're good girls
They're good girls only if you make them want to do something rather than forcing them to do something. Hellhound daughterus are very tough children to raise.
No.109972
do monsters and the /monster/ board have some holy thing like our tendies?
No.110048
>>109972
It's hard to say that there's one specific holy food. I mean, there's milk and honey, that one salad that our board owner made in a dream for Ammit, unfertilized harpy eggs, barometz fruit, and so on and so on.
No.110049
Does /r9k/ know this feel?
No.110192
>>110049
not really, since rape means I'll lose my GBP and thus my tendies
really cold here
>tfw no fluffy good girl to cuddle warm with
No.110603
>>110192
Why would rape cause you to lose your GBP?
No.110632
>>110603
good boys dont rape
they hold your hands firmly and make you feel very special
No.110839
>>110632
Good boys do all three of those things.
No.110841
>>93539
> because that fucking screencap about mushrooms sprouting on a cumrag fucking horrified me.
ohly shit someone post that.
No.110847
>>110841
This is reminding me an awful lot of the matango pit.
No.110920
>>110839
thats what the jews wants us to belive
So I heard about one of them monsters, Ryu I think, some sort of magical weeb spirit/god thing that could bring, i think rain.
Do things like that require natural reservoirs of water?
My point is, if they can create rain or turn soil fertile were none of this was before, wouldnt we be able to use monstersluts - if we have enough of them and provide them with gallons of high quality virign sperm - would we be able to use them for terraforming?
No.110923
>>110920
>if we have enough of them and provide them with gallons of high quality virign sperm - would we be able to use them for terraforming?
That's very accurate, especially given the monstersluts that are "elementals."
No.110965
Why is /monster/ so fucking vanilla? Holy shit
No.111020
>>110965
>rape and incest are considered vanilla these days
Kiddos say the darndest things.
No.111174
Robot-kun, there are some SJWs over on a monster girl site that we're having fun bullying in a raid. Care to join us?
>>>/monster/146656
No.111176
>>111020
Where's the incest? I love incest.
No.111181
>>111176
In Bromont's stories, for one, but he takes a long time to update them.
They're some of the best CYOAs around, though, considering his status as the "godfather" of CYOAs on imageboards.
There are definitely other incest situations on /monster/ too if you lurk around some more, too.
No.111183
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>tfw no monstergirl big sister
No.111190
>>111020
I just went there and saw their femdom thread. Half the posts are "I like femdom, just not anything to do with bdsm because that shit's icky."
No.111195
>>111190
I guess that depends, then.
/monster/ doesn't like whips, but I'm sure they like tying things up.
No.111222
>>111181
>CYOAs
Fucking trashed. I thought you meant actual stories.
No.111225
>>111222
There are some of those too.
Bromont's CYOAs are some of the few CYOAs out there that are actually worth reading.
No.111420
What's /r9k/'s favorite bug?
No.111426
>>111420
Ones that don't kill their partners after sex
No.111431
>>111426
Those doujin were pretty good, but damn, fearboners are weird.
No.111769
>>111431
Fearboners are best boners.
No.111794
>>111420
The one I crush under my foot as I march to reclaim the Holy Land.
No.111832
>>111794
But what will you do if the golems turn against their masters and reclaim the Holy Land before you?
No.111835
>>111832
Regather forces and march on Turkey Just to make sure those fucking Turks release Bannerlord already
Then go claim the Holy Land from the golems.
No.112294
File: 1456527860717.jpg (127.94 KB, 960x534, 160:89, monster and r9k scare away….jpg)
History sure is filled with dankness.
No.112393
>>112294
Where this from?
If its really old, it could be another piece of meme-magic predicting the beta-uprising and the arrival of them monstersluts
or in other words hope
No.112563
>>112393
I'm honestly not sure where it's from. I tried using google image search and every result for at least 22 whole pages only uses it in a meme context with no clue as to the original context in sight.
No.112577
>>112294
>>112393
Hey, come to think of it, the wings on that fairy remind me of this fairy dragon a drawfag made for /monster/, if only because of the extravagance of the wings.
No.112999
monstersluts support the Don, right?
No.113001
>>112999
Of course. Trump is going to make monster girls real after all.
Nice trips, by the way.
No.113002
>>113001
Didn't mean to spoiler those.
No.113129
>>112999
Poor Texas-chan must be feeling really sad about her rigged state caucus.
No.113139
Someone in our drawfaggotry improvement thread made this.
No.113153
No.113533
>>113153
It had akaname in the filename when I found it. Besides, some akanames are green to begin with.
No.113556
How loyal is this Ammit to the Emperor?
How's /monster/s and monstersluts general disposition towards the God Emperor of man and his last prophet Donald "The Wall" Trump?
And most importantly how are you doing monsterslut-dear? How was your day/week?
No.113566
>>113556
>How's /monster/s and monstersluts general disposition towards the God Emperor of man and his last prophet Donald "The Wall" Trump?
There remains the possibility that Trump is the representative on earth of Ammit's lion portion. Later, the crocodile and hippo representatives may come to be known as well. Perhaps, as history goes on, we will have a trio of representatives upon this earth at all times.
My week was okay.
No.113569
>>113566
and what about the God Emperor?
No.113571
>>113569
I thought Trump was the God Emperor.
No.113572
>>113571
Thats what the pollacks are spewing
I think he's the emperors prophet at most
No.113573
>>113572
Well then if you mean the other God Emperor then he likes catgirls so he's good.
No.113576
>>113573
>the other God Emperor
>the other God Emperor
>the other
>God Emperor
just wanted to be autistic, no offense
No.113601
>>113576
It's okay. Autism is good so long as it's steered in the right direction.
No.113800
Has robot-kun know this feel?
No.113801
No.113808
>>113800
No, but I know this feel.
No.113810
>>113808
Would you like to talk more about it?
No.113813
>>113810
Monstergirls are too young.
No.113814
>>113813
Th-that's cruel, robot-kun.
No.113815
>>113814
Thanks.
Bullying monstergirls is a paladin's job.
No.113931
cant we all just go on a nice picnic and have a peacefull goodtime?
No.113948
>>113931
>we all
>all
No, /r9k/, it has to be just you and us.
No.114109
>>113948
but Crusader kuns and Paladin-san are very nice persons Paladin-san even made you a card a much better card than mine
No.114110
How about we go watch the sunset close to the river with some sandwiches?
No.114115
>>114110
Do you think /monster/ prefers freshwater areas or the ocean for the most part?
No.114125
>>114115
I'm leaning towards ocean, cuz I imagine a lot of monstersluts are from the deep seas.
Also there's beaches, wich are pretty
especially when there's some sort of reef to catch most of the sand in the water, so it gets clear.
Thats just my 2 shekels though, I'd say there's a 50:50 or 60:40 split between those, but in favor of them beaches
right after sunset, a mild breeze, handholding and walking barefooted, but thats alright, sand is still warm. It gets darker, moon comes out and slowly the stars glimmer in the crystal clear night. Eyes are locked, hands holded firmly, and I got diabetes
No.114145
>>114109
Is that thread even accessible now?
T-thanks. Used a combination of paint and GIMP to make it.
No.114583
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>>114125
>Also there's beaches, wich are pretty
What does /r9k/ think of crab girls?
No.114627
>>114583
they seem like good girls
Do real crabs do the bubble thing?
Do crab girls taste like real crabs? How about with butter?
monstergirlworld does have cattle right? Its not like the pokemon thing? I mean what would they eat other than semen that is? Cannibalism, other monsters or even humans?
No.114728
>>114627
>Do real crabs do the bubble thing?
Real crabs spit a lot for whatever reason.
>Do crab girls taste like real crabs? How about with butter?
Probably.
>monstergirlworld does have cattle right? Its not like the pokemon thing? I mean what would they eat other than semen that is? Cannibalism, other monsters or even humans?
Well, yeah, they do, since there are carnivorous monster girls. Cannibalism isn't really present.
No.115035
>tfw no kind monsterwaifu to nurse me back to health
Are there Nurse/Doctor monstersluts?
No.115037
>>115035
If you count psychologists as doctors, then yes.
No.115243
>>115037
>malicious
>Diet: Human minds
>dangerous
>possess the power to manipulate the mind
>serves chaos
>slip their tentacle into the prey's head through the ears
>tentacles noisily stirring about inside their head
>Men who become intimate with them are suddenly transofrmed into squids
>this has been observed
Look, I do wish for monstersluts to become real even if they ignore me and stuff
But its stuff like this that make Crusader-kun and Paladin-san more and more agreeable
No.115252
>>115243
Shoggoths are superior chaos servants anyway.
No.115258
>>115252
qt and hardworking girl
I wonder if with "becoming one" they meant intercourse or actually melting and absorbing ones form and consciousness?
>chaos servant
*sigh*, emperor would not approve
No.115550
GUESS WHO'S RIGHT BACK ON TOP OF YOU
No.115882
>>115550
Uh I know the answer
its /tg/ !
come back /bane/, we miss you ;_;
No.115883
>>115882
okay I came back
now crash your plane into my vagina with no survivors other than the one sperm cell that reaches my egg
No.116157
>>115883
>no survivors but one
explain thyself monsterslutdear
No.116164
>>116157
We expect one in the wreckage.
No.116238
Okay, THIS time monster girls will finally be real:
>>>/monster/157815
No.116248
>>106692
It's when you become so gay for your best friend that you turn into a trap and then eventually become a full-fledged woman succubus
No.116258
>tfw no nearby monsters to kill
What is life without the crusade?
No.116284
>>116258
Breathe easy, battle brother. There is no xeno filth to purge tonight.
No.116363
>>116164
I knew you could do it dear
+64 GGP
No.117011
>>>/monster/158987
MULTIPLE LIVING DOLLS
MULTIPLE
No.117207
>>117011
are they good girls?
can we play teapartys with them? I was never invited to those my lil sis had ;_;
No.117220
>>117207
>are they good girls?
Well, the five spirits inhabiting that doll gave the anon involved a hug. Not sure what they'll think of a teaparty, though. I think they might end up playing video games, though.
No.117226
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>tfw transcended beyond the need for any connection to humanity
Who needs monster people when you can just go full monster?
No.117230
>>117226
>Who needs monster people when you can just go full monster?
Because then you won't be able to have any children.
No.117236
>>117234
I am sorry anon, but having children with a being that does not share the same number of chromosomes is pure fiction at best.
No.117240
>>117236
>science
>in a fantasy thread
FedoREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE confirmative
No.117435
>>117226
>Who needs monster people when you can just go full monster?
the people who just want to hug someone, share affectionate cuddles and just want to share a good time/memorie with someone else
>>117296
jesus fucking christ maria and moses whats with that things mouth?
No.117507
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>>117435
>jesus fucking christ maria and moses whats with that things mouth?
She's got her heart in her throat.
No.117680
>>117507
one day I'm gonna rip that spics spine out and strangle him with it
No.117713
>>117680
Why not rip out a nice monster girl's virginity instead?
No.117714
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>first there was Nightmare Robot
>now there's Doll Anon, who has also said he's a robot
>>>/monster/159978
What type of monster girl does /r9k/ want to interact with next?