I've always found sampson so fucking sexy

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I've always found sampson so fucking sexy FOXZENA!PU7zfz1Z6E 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:47:47 No.1622

I basically need sampson to make me me his wife.

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:52:33 No.1623

>people actually want samson
>no one wants me
>tfw no gf

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/26/15 (Thu) 01:22:13 No.1629

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>>1622
54m50n has a Brazilian QT waiting for him.

You can be an orbiter like me and experience a roller coaster of emotions, it's fun!

You know, aside from the times when you realize that you are orbiting someone who doesn't reciprocate and that you're having to compete against foreign women

We can support each other in our orbiting adventures.~~

54m50n!rFHRbO/sT. 02/26/15 (Thu) 01:29:15 No.1630

I seriously doubt you're real

Александр Черемисинов !dBRyOPhYtE 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:05:21 No.1633

>>1629
>thinks she's competing against anyone else
you missed the bit where i'm an autist who has moved up and down the country like a yo-yo since leaving school, drifting away from old friends and not really making new ones.
you can be content in the knowledge that you're competing against literally nobody… i guess that's something.

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:06:34 No.1634

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>>1633
>tfw no matter which girl I talk to, I am always in competition with at least ten other men for her affection, and nothing I do will ever make her love me

Александр Черемисинов !dBRyOPhYtE 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:12:25 No.1635

>>1634
i dunno, i just stopped vying for affection a long time ago. i've lived long enough without it, clearly i can survive.
that non-reliance on others for my emotional wellbeing is quite empowering
and no, the chronic depression and self harm are quite separate from that. that relates more to my struggle to advance academically or in work, get my driving license, or become financially independent of my parents

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:28:49 No.1636

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>>1635
Wish I could be like you in that regard. My desire for affection is probably the only thing keeping my from killing myself. I have no other goals or anything really. I just want someone to like me but I'm never good enough

Александр Черемисинов !dBRyOPhYtE 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:34:39 No.1637

>>1636
try one step at a time? the way i saw it was well, might as well focus on self improvement first… cocoon myself until i've become the best version of myself i can.
if desire for affection motivates you then go for it, but try and channel that into something productive.
at least that's what i've been trying to do. hasn't necessarily worked out but still…
that reminds me, still got to book another theory test.
but i'm getting back into lifting this week.

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:43:49 No.1639

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>>1633
Well, I suppose I don't have competition against foreign women. I am, however, clearly competing against your personal views, Autphag (if ur reading this ur a butt for not saying bye to end conversations, it's polite!), and y'know all of the other people on r9k who are trying to convince you that I am a succubus. I don't mind much, though, because the only thing that matters is you and your opinion of me. I am quite content right now just being able to talk to you and see you smile and laugh.

At least based skinhead friend knows what's up, so I can't complain haha

I was also mostly teasing the girl about orbiting, after all Samson basically has a girlfriend and wanted to give her a bit of reality check. If she really does think she could work out with Samson though and doesn't mind obstacles then I say go for it, after all it'd be nice to see two robots connect and I think 54m50n deserves a qtgf.

>>1636
>Implying you're not good enough.
You just haven't found the right girl, yet. Don't ever let anyone take your self esteem down and make you feel like you're not good enough- if they do then it says more about THEIR character.

54m50n!rFHRbO/sT. 02/26/15 (Thu) 03:02:23 No.1641

>>1639
she's not my gf just yet, we're waiting till we actually meet (probably sometime in May/June) before we decide to get serious

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/26/15 (Thu) 03:13:44 No.1642

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>>1641
D'aww, that's really sweet. I wish you the best, Samson! It seems like waiting 'til you can meet IRL is the best way to go about these things. Gives you more time to get to know her and reaffirm that you do indeed want to meet based on the important things, like personality and how well you guys get along.

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k 02/26/15 (Thu) 05:26:37 No.1644

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>>1637
Good advice, but I'm honestly too lonely and depressed for that kind of thing these days.

>>1639
>You just haven't found the right girl yet
I never WILL find the right girl. I basically know absolutely no women, and have absolutely no ways of meeting new girls. I'd even do an LDR at this point as long as the girl in question wasn't batshit and wasn't going to block me from every communication method or threaten to gut me with a knife for not responding to a text because my phone died when I was on the bus. Even SAMSON has a damn good chance at getting a waifu who likes him. I don't even have the chance to talk to a potential gf.

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/26/15 (Thu) 20:03:47 No.1648

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>>1644
>as long as the girl in question wasn't batshit and wasn't going to block me from every communication method or threaten to gut me with a knife for not responding to a text because my phone died when I was on the bus

Did something happen, Vyro?

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k 02/26/15 (Thu) 20:22:47 No.1650

>>1648
No. I'm just explaining why I refuse to enter and LDR with any of the crazy r9k stalkers. That kind of thing is a scary possibility I don't want.

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/26/15 (Thu) 20:56:04 No.1652

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>>1650
I'm kind of an r9k stalker (Well I wouldn't really say stalker since I haven't done anything too stalkerish except follow Moss Hunter's posts and save some pics) and I'd never do anything like that. Most of your stalkers/orbiters (barring Jody) seem to be sweet. What about Mitsuko, hmm? I thought you two were getting along well.

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k 02/26/15 (Thu) 22:39:00 No.1654

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>>1652
The nicer stalkers don't exactly contact me off of 4chan, even if I drop my contact info or borderline beg them to.

And getting along =/= romantic interest. Besides, I'm pretty sure the poor girl is starting to find me annoying, which is understandable, as I kind of am.

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/27/15 (Fri) 01:18:17 No.1660

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>>1654
Well I'm sure that not every girl you've talked to off r9k was a nonvirgin and/or psychotic.

You should keep talking to Mitsuko man, I don't think you're annoying and I'm sure if she felt you were then she'd be honest with you.

If she was dishonest/passive aggressive, then into the trash she'd go, but from what I've seen of her, she seems like a nice girl!

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k 02/27/15 (Fri) 01:48:32 No.1663

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>>1660
I'm pretty sure she finds me annoying as shit man, it's fine. She always goes offline without a word and doesn't come back. Maybe I'm just paranoid but judging from past experience, I can be pretty sure she dislikes me.

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/27/15 (Fri) 02:25:16 No.1672

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>>1663
Aww, really? That stinks. Sometimes Moss/Autphag go offline randomly, but I know Moss likes my company and Autphag sometimes likes talking to me, I think

I mean lots of people do that occasionally, just distraction. Who knows though, maybe Mitsuko is just shy. Or maybe she dislikes you, I don't know her well enough. Have you ever asked?

Autphag!MLHqI35Srs 02/27/15 (Fri) 13:36:01 No.1678

>>1672
I'm not used to people saying goodbye to me so it was completely unexpected that I was so much as expected to reciprocate it.

My apologies, but I don't see why they mean anything to you when it was never intentional.

Craven aka Savvy!!9zaj.JbDjo 02/27/15 (Fri) 21:09:43 No.1684

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>>1678
Always say goodbye to someone before ending a conversation! It's polite!

Autphag!MLHqI35Srs 02/28/15 (Sat) 00:27:14 No.1685

>>1684
When a conversation is finished, it's finished. A conversation's discontinuation can potentially last forever and consequently, a goodbye all too easily forgotten.

Especially in the case of femalewhores whose companionship in my experience all too embittered (by their actions no less, not just for its own sake), is extremely elusive, I can't trust that it'd either be 1. reciprocated and particularly, 2. with sincerity.

Ginger!lphnIgLpHU 03/01/15 (Sun) 03:35:51 No.1690

>>1634
You're just being a crybaby bitch boy.
Normalfag it up and take the few basic steps a slightly above average dude has to take if it really bothers you that much.
Maybe that means getting out of your one moose town.
Honestly, if I was faced with the exact same prospect, I'd stay alone forever, but that's mostly because I am shit at getting along with females due to my relentless mental retardation.