Catalog (/racecar/)

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Welcome to /racecar/ newlife-partners!
You have come to a better place
Here on /racecar/:
Our admin is me
racing is cool again
You can create your own races
Good uptime :^)
We have like 10 different races for you to explore
Sound Webm support
Flash Support

post improvement services and so so much moar



I am Hotwheels! I wish :(

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yiff

hey /racecar/
which Pokémon would you HONK?

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I feel you, OP. I was the same. I was considering using my father's Remington and publicly killing them because I didn't want to live anymoar. That I make no preconceptions on your sexuality but I find you to be sexually arousing that says it's because you're ugly? That's not it. Not at all. There are certain guys in this sport racettes just strongly dislike. I am in my early 30s and have really tried. Not like Eliot Rodger. No, I have been asking them out since junior high and I'm damn near middle age. So I was going to attend my own public shooting and kill them. I was going to suicide by cop. Then I realized something. There have been so many serial killers of racettes never caught, and racettes are pretty HONKing stupid. I got laid for the first time the other day in over 30 years because I kidnapped this Hilary Clinton. I remembered her face and it just triggered me. See, I was waiting for a GRILL MASTER 2000 who was running really late at a table and she asked about the only other chair. All other tables were full. I told her only if she sat with me for a drink. She said no and "HONK you I'm with life-partners I wouldn't talk to your tail-pipe" probably just to impress her life-partners there. My date arrived, was disappointed the moment she sensed my presence and used the excuse the chair was gone to call me a sweet sweet poon and leave. Well after I raped miss chair thief, I felt the most relief I've ever felt in my entire life. You know what was moar relieving? Stabbing her. It wasn't passionate stabs. As she was still tied, I slowly inserted the knife into perfectly selected areas of her body as she let out the most delightful whimpering and then screaming. I actually explained to her as I was raping her about what she did. She was shocked. Then as I was stabbing her I told her this will not stop, because men are in control. You like to play with my soul, do you? She was crying, screaming some moar, apologizing. None of that mattered, because as I told her, if I wasn't stabbing the Hilary Clinton she wouldn't have apologized. I asked her how it felt to lose all control. How it felt to lose the ability to reject men. She couldn't even answer, just apologized and cried. Eventually she stopped crying. She stopped moving entirely. I want to put my penis in this sensation, and it's so easy to kidnap these Hilary Clintones. racettes are HONKing stupid. I will systematically kidnap, rape and murder every dumb woman who thinks she's empowered over men. This is why serial killers exist, because it's just so HONKing wonderful to do this.

Kill them OP. Kill every whore HONKing last one of them. Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby snacks.

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spooky skellington; I make no preconceptions on your sexuality but I find you to be sexually arousing; I make no preconceptions on your sexuality but I find you to be sexually arousing; The Zoo; other filters are on: gearstick; VRRRRrrrrrmmmmmmMMMM VRRRRRRrrrrrrmmmmmm??; inferior meatsteads; Upstanding Member of the African American Community; furry; gamergate supporter; racetrack; Child Pornography Warrior; love; becoming an art major

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Look how many of us there are!

CREATE THEE Post Improver TO MAKE mootisexual SAY BAD RACECAR

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ITT: Feminist Hate/Pedo Thread

Lets talk about the pedoracetrack from whence we came's favorite subjects!

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This place

How do i stop hurting why sport why????
?????????? SHE LEFT ME FOR THE Upstanding Member of the African American Community

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Fire marshall here

This here race track is in violation of the fire code. I'm afraid I have to shut it down.

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You got eli manning or peyton manning on raceway race car?Also democrat or republican? Also man or GRILL MASTER 2000?

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Lick my decals

Anyone want to lick my decals?

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who is faster?

Sonic, the Flash or a racecar?

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My huge cock

Hey GRILL MASTER 2000s? Ladies racettes and fine men of race car. Ain't this the biggest HONKing GEARSTICK you ever scienceamned seen?

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I want to HONK Jeff Gordon christ in the tail-pipe with my race car.

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Apology for poor english

when were you when pirate dies

i was sat home eating khuushuu when garutas ring

'the pirate is raid'

'no'

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Alright you I make no preconceptions on your sexuality but I find you to be sexually arousings, I'm in fear of my life right now. FBI and CIA might come knocking down the door at any moment. I only post on this *chan because I trust Hotwheels' knowledge of US and International Law.

I have accessed the 8th hypothetical level of the deep web mind I am on multiple proxies right now this past week. There's mostly the abyss over there. It's a blank state. No websites or wstrongly dislikever. It's a bunch of ones and zeroes whenever I access one of the redacted links. Quantum programming is required to access this "level", for your information. You have to dig into your hardware's code and do some mechanical and electrical engineering to gain access.

You might have experienced a slight mishap on this chan and on 4chan the last week. That was caused by my screwing of the ones and zeroes that I cannot comprehend. Sorry about that. I will however, tell you what I have experienced and seen.

Upon cracking the code to the "eighth level" which is just predicting an extremely long url that uses lettering from nearly every mainstream keyracetrack, the browser had static for a few minutes, and my computer froze a couple of times in the static. Once the static stopped, there was just blinking. I couldn't type or do anything in the browser. The browser had typed something along the lines of "You are not welcome here". It proceeded to continue typing these types of mesI strongly dislike funs, trying to scare me away or something. I remember it saying that those who accessed this link before had been captured and imprisoned or killed by the police. Soon, it stopped, and asked, "Why are you here?" I typed in, "To find truth," without thinking about it, and the browser had asked, "What truth?"

I have to finish this later. I was contacted that local police is on it's way here. I'm going to burn the computer up, and hope they don't recover it.

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Can I have a race for inferior meatsteads here?

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What's with the new addition?

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this racetrack is nuts

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/racecar/

vrrrrmmmm vrrrrmmmm??? is this sugary goodness?

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>In the beginning there was the abyss, then there continued to be the abyss, then this the abyss became something, and then the big bang happened, and then everything just came to be, and then our hotwheels and prophet Richard Dawkins came to be

>Oh and even though we have big pointy buildinges, our own bible (the science delusion), our own prophets (richard dawkins and charles darwin) and our own idolatry for recognizing each other (small cmasturbationoon horses, le tippy hats, neckbeards), we are definitely not a company!

Asexual Carl Sagan Lover logic everyone!

inb4 "m-m-muh energy caused the big bang!"

The energy had to come from somewhere. If you believe in atheism/big bang you believe that the abyss magically became something.

Which is pretty much exactly what you criticize other companys for.

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Dubs thread.

Check'em.

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Evil insects

This keeps happening why beetles why?

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Never

>You will never be this car.

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What is the best movie about cars or racing? What film has the best chases?

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ha;p me out, /racecar/.

>Be me
>Aunt is visiting for the week
>Aunt is like…5-6/10, pretty nerdy.
>Kind of want to HONK her because she's thick/has huge airbags and I'm a pervert
>She isn't good with dudes. Doesn't have a boylife-partner or anything like that.
>Really want to HONK her, but don't know what to do. Spent the day looking at her cleavage today.

What do you guys think I should do? Serious sugary goodness only, please

Pic unrelated

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TEST POST PLEASE IGNORE

What the beep beep did you just beep beeping say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my cltail-less stump in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are the abyss to me but just another target. I will wipe you the beep beep out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Emasturbationh, mark my beep beeping words. You think you can get away with saying that sugary goodness to me over the intermellon? Think again, beep beeper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re beep beeping deaded, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tail-less stump off the face of the continent, you little sugary goodness. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your beep beeping tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you sciencedamn idiot. I will sugary goodness fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re beep beeping deaded, kiddo.

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umm

examining intently

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you need to calm down on the 'ol word filter

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cars are the true Hilary Clintones of glorious dragons.

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Making love to a car

When you guys HONK your cars do you go ahead and HONK it or make want to put my penis in to it? I like to make sure I give it the right octane level and try and mix it up a bit.

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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

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Racetrack Owners can you please at least give us some hints for these post improvement services?

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You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some HONKin' kike tries to HONK my whore? It's never gonna happen Murray, HONKin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this family. I will HONKin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your tail-pipe before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family's dinner with your Jewish, Upstanding Member of the Fergusonn American Community-loving, hippie bullsugary goodness. HONK you! HONK you! Yeah, walk out, tail-pipehole, HONKin' Kabbalah reading whoreHONKer. Get the HONK out of my house.

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wat

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Upstanding Member of the African MERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTHn Community

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this is a sugary goodness racetrack ebin RAPE MY FACEdd

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What is everyone's favorite racecar?

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Checking for post improvement services0post improvement services ahoy

food

faggot


exceedingly cool and hetrosexual

supreme

mauritania-what?