d08409 No.397
Post where you live, and if you're close enough, I will come to your place and fuck you for a whole weekend. And more later if you're a nice guy.
It doesn't matter how you look or how big your cock is. All I want is a modicum of intelligence and if you have no self-confidence, fake some until it feels natural.
Let's get started.
d08409 No.398
Do you like what you see?
d08409 No.399
It'll be our secret.
0cdfd5 No.400
Timestamp?
05fed2 No.404
maybe if you lost 40lbs and looked better than a fucking ogre.
d08409 No.405
>>400I have no camera with me, or phone.
05fed2 No.408
>>405but i bet you have a penis and STDs
a1dc6d No.409
846 Divisadero St.
Are you near?
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You know, as stupid as I think this board is and all, this is making me think that I should start up a /brothel/ board in which slutty femanons who are willing to fuck any and all anons can set up threads and/or discuss ideas on how to please anons better. Anyone else think I should go for it?
05fed2 No.413
>>412Fucking virgin detected. Are you a fucking idiot or just socially inept and have no experience speaking to real life females?
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>>413SHUT UP IT WILL BE FUN 353ee5 No.416
>>413But anon-kun, I would be doing it primarily for other anons, not simply for myself. I'd also try to offer weekly 'challenges' for the board sluts to accomplish. Whether it would be something like a slut bingo challenge similar to what the /v/ bingo threads were like back on halfchan, or creating and recording an overly elaborate monster girl roleplay porno, or getting Native American femanons to work together to build a specialized indian reservation that functions as an amazonian village, etc.
It really could be a lot of fun.
353ee5 No.418
>>417Not to mention spelunking in order to map out underground caves well enough to set up a society of sluts that permanently method act as monster girls down there for the rest of their lives.
67f17c No.424
>>412sounds cool in theory but it would be completely empty
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>>397tits or get the fuck out
d08409 No.509
I'm back. Keep posting where you are. No winners so far.
Don't ask for anything that would prove it's really me. I need a way to maintain plausible deniability.
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Shoot your load on my tongue, white boy.
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I'm your pimp now.
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My finger is now your little dick.
d08409 No.514
Imagine fuckin this hot bod. Imagine.
353ee5 No.515
>>514Is there any femanon here willing to offer their better body instead to shut her up? There really isn't much that's 'hot' about that body, it's just not tooo unhealthy.
d08409 No.523
>>515Motherfucker! I'm healthy. I've been an elite sportswoman for years. There isn't much fat on me. I'm strong though, and I've lost weight since those pics.
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760f7c No.680
how about missoula mt?
6b66d8 No.689
Findlay Ohio
67f17c No.713
>>509do you actually think we're falling for this? did this girl piss you off or something? we are not your personal army faggot
d08409 No.729
>>713It is me.
Nobody lives close to me so far.
67f17c No.746
Richmond,Virginia
afebc4 No.802
I bet you have a cock, OP.
Southern California.
afebc4 No.803
>>405>>405>No camera or phone>Tons of pictures of this bitch in a social settingSo this introvert whale just happened to keep being caught by a camera. Huh.
afebc4 No.822
Like I give a fuck if it's fake.
Are you around LA/Inland Empire, OP?
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>>803the elusive introverted extrovert. Truly a rarity.
73e71e No.1415
it's a guy right?
d08409 No.1420
I'm not a dude, faggot. My pussy is the tightest shit.
73e71e No.1422
==No.1420== DO IT FAGGOT
Anybody can Grow a Pair
>show taint -or- GTFO
60469f No.1425
Johannesburg South Africa
why the fuck not
73e71e No.1453
>Fuck Ugly Women at a Moment's Notice
Operators are Standing By - Do Not Delay - this Trap will Close SOON ! ! !
267c3a No.1468
Chicago, Illinois