72a4dd No.609
> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Cory in the House™ so much, I had all the DVD's and the DS Game
> I pray to Cory every night before bed, thanking him for the quality TV and Gaming experience I have been given
> "Cory" I say. "You a busta"
> My dad hears me and calls me a Disney faggot
> I knew he was just a racist
> I said my real dad would be a busta
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my Cory in the House™ Blackface is running down my face
> I lay in bed under my Cory in the House™ blanket, but it's still cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its Cory, coming to shoot some three-pointers to bring the heat
> I am so happy
> He whispers in my ear, "this is my house"
> he grabs me with his powerful black hands and puts me infront of my Cory in the House™ DS
> I'm ready
> I open my cartride slot for Cory
> He penetrates my DS
> It hurts so much but I do it for Cory
> I can feel Metacritic scores rising as my eyes start to water in joy
> I play against his force
> I want to please Cory
> He roars a mighty Jive as he fills my DS with watermelons
> My dad walks in
> Cory looks him in the eye and says "Can't flim flam the zim zam"
> George Cory Zimmerman leaves through my window
> Cory, you a busta