ce208c No.756
Yo Random, what the fuck is up with cereal? I mean really who approved this shit? I don't see the point or the logic in how it was founded. I mean yeah yeah maybe oatmeal came first or something but that's like an entirely different food at this point. Cereal is just boxed-up human kibble in a bowl of tit-water. You ever see on the box how it supports all kinds of health stuff and has vitamins and minerals for making you strong? You know what else has that? Dog food, motherfucking kibble. Like god damn, how could this happen. And the ENTITLEMENT of it all! Who the fuck said you deserved to have, or should have, crunchy and dry cereal in milk? You're throwing that shit into a bowl of water, nigger, that shit is going to get wetter than your Mom's cunt when I punch Captain Crunch in his shitty white mustache. This ain't breakfast, this ain't natural, this is just hellfire for breakfast. This is satan coming to reap your soul in exchange for that prize at the bottom of the box. Stop chewing on all that grain like you're a fucking cow, have some respect for yourself.
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ce208c No.757
Yo Random, what the fuck is up with 8chan? I mean really who approved this shit? I don't see the point or the logic in how it was founded. I mean yeah yeah maybe 2ch came first or something but that's like an entirely different site at this point. 8chan is just boxed-up hate in boards of pedoshit. You ever see on the frontpage how it supports all free speech and humor and stuff to make you kek and lulz? You know what else has that? Nazi Germany, the motherfucking 3rd Reich. Like god damn, how could this happen. And the ENTITLEMENT of it all! Who the fuck said you deserved to have, or should have, self moderated boards with little admin interference? You're posting that shit on an anonymous imageboard, nigger, that shit is going to get more moderated than your Mom's cunt when she bangs Redwood for the thrill of fucking a nigger. This ain't fun, this ain't cool, this is just hellfire for disussion. This is satan coming to reap your soul in exchange for that meme at the bottom of the thread. Stop posting on all those boards like you're a fucking keyboard warrior, have some respect for yourself.
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ce208c No.805
Yo Random, what the fuck is up with America? I mean really who approved this shit? I don't see the point or the logic in how it was founded. I mean yeah yeah maybe Great Britain came first or something but that's like an entirely different country at this point. The US is just boxed-up fat people in a clusterfuck of states. You ever see on their propaganda how it supports all kinds of freedom and has liberty and rights for making you free? You know what else has that? Somalia, motherfucking pirate country. Like god damn, how could this happen. And the ENTITLEMENT of it all! Who the fuck said you deserved to have, or should have, democracy and active voting in the government? You're tossing that shit vote into the trash, nigger, that shit is going to get thrown away faster than your Mom's cunt when I run the AIDS TRAIN on her cervix. This ain't a country, this ain't natural, this is just hellfire for politics. This is satan coming to reap your soul in exchange for that result at the bottom of the ballot box. Stop drinking all that high-fructose corn syrup like you're a fucking cow, have some respect for yourself.
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285db4 No.836
fdeb0f No.915
YO RANDOM, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH METH? I MEAN REALLY WHO APPROVED THIS SHIT? I DON'T SEE THE POINT OR THE LOGIC IN HOW IT WAS FOUNDED. I MEAN YEAH YEAH MAYBE COKE CAME FIRST OR SOMETHING BUT THAT'S LIKE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT DRUG AT THIS POINT. METH IS JUST PENT-UP RAW HUMAN ENERGY IN A PIPE FULL OF CRYSTALS. YOU EVER HEAR YOUR DEALER TELL YOU HOW IT SUPPORTS ALL KINDS OF GETTING SHIT DONE AND HAS ENDORPHINS AND DOPAMINE FOR MAKING YOU STRONG? YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS THAT? COFFEE, MOTHERFUCKING SATAN'S DIRTY TAPWATER. LIKE GOD DAMN, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN. AND THE ENTITLEMENT OF IT ALL! WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU DESERVED TO HAVE, OR SHOULD HAVE, CRUNCHY AND DRY CRYSTALS IN YOUR LUNGS? YOU'RE THROWING THAT SHIT INTO A CRACK PIPE, NIGGER, THAT SHIT IS GOING TO GET MORE BURNT THAN YOUR MOM'S TAINT WHEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH GETS COKED UP AND SPEEDFUCKS HER. THIS AIN'T GETTING HIGH, THIS AIN'T NATURAL, THIS IS JUST HELLFIRE FOR FUN. THIS IS SATAN COMING TO REAP YOUR SOUL IN EXCHANGE FOR THAT HIGH AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG. STOP SNORTING ON ALL THAT POWDER LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING COW, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.
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ce208c No.933
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Yo Random, what the fuck is up with Thanksgiving? I mean really who approved this shit? I don't see the point or the logic in how it was founded. I mean yeah yeah maybe pilgrims came first or something but that's like an entirely different society at this point. Thanksgiving is just boxed-up genocide on a table full of white people food. You ever see people saying how it supports all kinds of community stuff and makes you give thanks and share to make your family strong? You know what else has that? White supremacy, motherfucking KKK. Like god damn, how could this happen. And the ENTITLEMENT of it all! Who the fuck said you deserved to have, or should have, a bigass turkey and stuffing to boot? You're throwing that shit into a gauntlet made up of your shitty family, nigger, that shit is going to get torn up and eaten faster than your Mom's cunt when I dump her ass off in some shitty poor-ass rape-happy Indian reservation. This ain't a holiday, this ain't natural, this is just hellfire for November. This is satan coming to reap your soul in exchange for that wishbone at the bottom of the carcass. Stop chewing on all that stuffing like you're a fucking cow, have some respect for yourself.
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ce208c No.961
Yo Random, what the fuck is up with fresh copypasta? I mean really who approved this shit? I don't see the point or the logic in how it was created. I mean yeah yeah maybe some old copypasta got too tiring first or something but that's like an entirely different joke at this point. This fresh copypasta is just boxed-up anger ready for word switching. You ever see in the paragraphs how its confused by all sorts of stupid shit and has easily-edited keywords for making your version your own? You know what else has that? Adlibs, motherfucking "he put the <SWEATY> <PENIS> INTO HIS <POOP>" type of shit. Like god damn, how could this happen. And the ENTITLEMENT of it all! Who the fuck said you deserved to have, or should have, new shit on a website that has like 70% reposts or more? You're throwing that shit into a crowd of starved anons, nigger, that shit is going to get changed more than your Mom's soaked panties when I show off MY BIGASS DICK. This ain't old, this ain't from somewhere else, this is just hellfire for OC. This is satan coming to reap your soul in exchange for that kek from the poster who reads your crap. Stop reading and sitting there like you're a fucking cow, have some respect for yourself and create.
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4e6e29 No.964
ce208c No.1158
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