Good day, Fredditors. I come as an emissary from Oakland's Gardening association. We created /intl/ to promote gardening as a hobby in 8chan just because we can. We've already:
>ruined multiple major boards
>driven away 3 seperate exodus' from reddit
>gotten Cripplewheels banned from all funding sites
>tripled 8chan's server costs
>taken down both 2ch and 8ch in the same day
>done away with all major advertisers
…and we aren't fucking done.
If you don't give into our demands by 12 AM GMT on September 30th we will finish off the site
Our demands are:
1) Send 5 potted flowers to 1A7MLZrwRBNTd2XDi6fMiKgrfHvjw3QxuH
2) Make /pol/ a board about fertilizers.
3) Teach the site's developer, Josh, the virtues of having a nice tidy garden.
4) Send an official letter of appreciation to our association.
5) Send us a pictures of Cripplewheel's tulips.
If these demands are not met the consequences WILL be dire
Let negotiations proceed. Pic related, I am behind seven gardenias. No bans can get to me. c: xDD :^)