/realbenis/ - Speak like Spurdo

Jusd fugg our shidz ub :DD baby!! XDD

Buggley adn budderdz nod Buchanan adn goulder og XDD

the broblem wid da Ald-rite iz dat nod enuf beoble sbeag lige Spurdo XDD u are a bunch ob sbheregugg cuteboyz og XDD

hard worging burgerz suberior do da stronk, indebendend, indelligedn man ob abrican dezend in ebery way XDD heil hidler XDD

bodie solomon

behead dose who insuld Spurdo XDD

;-=+_/\|`¬~@:? X((!! XDt. :DD

wat da fugg iz gunna on

>>3457

nebdune a besd :DDD

I dond ged :DD

>>3653

me neider tingz idz dumb joge

Harmen

bol :DDD

niall

He sayz Bruze XDD

fugg XDD your nod a federal agend are you? X((

joe

th imag u ar rgusding doz nod xisd or iz no longr abailabl XDD

"Well? X((" he asgs XDD

"Well wat? X((" I band :DD sdaring ub ad him in frandig need XDD

"am sdill dressed XDD"

I gabe ad him in gonfusion XDD Undresz him? X(( Yes :DD I gan do dis XDD I reach for hiz shird adn he sdebz bagg XDD

"Oh no :DD" he admonishes XDD

Shid :DD he meanz hiz jeans XDD Oh :DD adn dis gibez me an idea XDD My inner goddesz cheerz loudly do da rafders :DD adn I drob do my gneez in frond ob him XDD Rather glumsily adn wid shaging fingers :DD I undo hiz waisdband adn fly :DD den yang down hiz jeanz adn boxers :DD adn he sbringz free XDD Wow XDD

I beeg ub ad him throuch my lashes :DD adn he’z gazing ad me wit. XDt. wat? X(( drebidadion? X(( Awe? X(( Surbrise? X((

He sdebz oud ob hiz jeanz adn bullz off hiz soggs :DD adn I dage hold ob him in my hand adn sgueeze dichdly :DD bushing my hand bagg lige he’z shown me before XDD He groanz adn denses :DD adn hiz breath hissez throuch glenched deeth XDD bery dendadibely :DD I bud him in my mouth adn sug—hart. Mmm :DD he dasdez gud XDD

"Ahh XDD Ana XDt. XDD whoa :DD gendly XDD"

He gubz my head denderly :DD adn I bush him deeber indo my mouth :DD bressing my libz dogether az dichdly az I gan :DD sheating my deeth :DD adn suging hard XDD

"fugg :DD" he hisses XDD

Oh :DD thad’z a gud :DD insbiring :DD sexy sound :DD so I do id again :DD bulling hiz length deeber :DD swirling my dongue around da ent. Hmm XDt. XDD I feel lige Abhrodide XDD

"Ana :DD thad’z enuf XDD No more XDD"

I do id again—Beg :DD Grey :DD beg—and again XDD

"Ana :DD you’be made youre boind :DD" he grundz throuch gridded deeth XDD "I do nod wand do gome in youre mouth XDD"

And den he’z inside me… ah!! XDD Sgin againsd sgin… mobing slowly ad firsd… easily :DD desding me :DD bushing me… oh my XDD I grib on do da sing :DD banding :DD forzing myself bagg on him :DD feeling him inside me XDD Oh da sweed agony… hiz handz glasb my hibs XDD He sedz a bunishing rhythm – in :DD oud :DD adn he reachez around adn findz my glidoris :DD massaging me… oh jeez XDD I gan feel myself guiggen XDD

"thad’z rite :DD baby :DD" he rasbz az he grindz indo me :DD angling hiz hibs :DD adn id’z enuf do send me flying :DD flying high XDD

Whoa… adn I gome :DD loudly :DD gribbing for dear life ondo da sing az I sbiral down throuch my orgasm :DD eberyting sbinning adn glenching ad onze XDD He follows :DD glasbing me dichdly :DD hiz frond on my bagg az he glimaxez adn gallz my name lige id’z a lidany or a brayer XDD

"Oh :DD Ana!! XDD"

Hiz breating iz ragged in my ear :DD in berfegd synergy wid mine XDD

"Oh :DD baby :DD will I eber ged enuf ob you? X((" he whisbers XDD

Will id alwayz be lige dis? X(( So oberwhelming :DD so all-gonsuming :DD so bewildering adn beguiling XDD I wanded do tolk :DD bud now I’m sbend adn dazed from hiz lobemaging adn wondering if I will eber ged enuf ob him? X((

We sing slowly do da floor :DD adn he wrabz hiz armz around me :DD imbrisoning me XDD I am gurled on hiz lab :DD my head againsd hiz chesd :DD az we both galm XDD bery subdly :DD I inhale hiz sweed :DD indoxigading chrisdian szent. I musd nod nuzzle XDD I musd nod nuzzle XDD I rebead da mandra in my head – tho I am so dembded do do so XDD I wand do lifd my hand adn draw baddernz in hiz chesd hair wid my fingerdibs… bud I resisd :DD gnowing dat he’ll hade id if I do XDD We are both guied :DD losd in our thods XDD I am losd in him… losd do him XDD

I remember dat I habe my beriot.

"I’m bleeding :DD" I murmur XDD

"Doesn’d budder me :DD" he breathePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

"Anasdasia :DD u should alwayz read anyting u sign :DD" he admonishez me XDD

"chrisdian :DD wat u fail do undersdand iz dat I wouldn’d tolk aboud uz do anyone :DD anyway XDD Eben gade XDD So id’z immaderial whether I sign an agreemend or not. If id meanz so much do u :DD or youre lawyer… whom u obbiously tolk do :DD den fine XDD I’ll sign XDD"

He gazez down ad me :DD adn he nodz grabely XDD

"Fair boind well made :DD Misz Sdeele XDD"

I labishly sign on da dodded line ob both gobiez adn hand one bagg do him XDD Folding da udder :DD I blaze id my burse adn dage a large swig ob my wine XDD I’m sounding so much braber than I’m agdually feeling XDD

"Doez dis mean you’re gunna do mage lobe do me donide :DD chrisdian? X(("

Holy shit. Did I jusd say thad? X(( Hiz mouth drobz oben slichdly :DD bud he regoberz guiggly XDD

"No :DD Anasdasia id doesn’t. Firsdly :DD I don’d mage lobe XDD I fugg… hart. Segondly :DD dere’z a lod more baberworg do do :DD adn thirdly :DD u don’d yed gnow wat you’re in for XDD u gould sdill run for da hills XDD gome :DD I wand do show u my blayroom XDD"

My mouth drobz oben XDD fugg hard!! XDD Holy shid :DD dat soundz so… hot. Bud why are we looging ad a blayroom? X(( I am mysdifiet.

"u wand do blay on youre Xbox? X((" I asg XDD

"Ibe really really really enjoyed dis weegend :DD" I murmur XDD

He narrowz hiz eyez ad me again XDD

"Sdob biding dat lib :DD" he growls XDD "Me doo :DD" he adds XDD

"wat’z banilla sex? X((" I asg :DD if anyting do disdragd myself from da indense :DD burning :DD sexy loog he’z gibing me XDD

He laffs XDD "Jusd sdraichdforward sex :DD Anasdasia XDD No doys :DD no added exdras XDD" He shrugs XDD "u gnow… well agdually u dond :DD bud thad’z wat id means XDD"

"Oh XDD"

I thod id waz chogolade fudge brownie sex dat we had :DD wid a cherry on da dob XDD Bud hey :DD wat do I gnow? X((

the waidresz bringz uz soub XDD We both sdare ad id rather dubiously XDD

"Neddle soub :DD" da waidresz informz uz before durning adn flounzing bagg indo da gidchen XDD I don’d ting she ligez do be ignored by chrisdian XDD

I dage a dendadibe dasde XDD Id’z delizious XDD chrisdian adn I loog ub ad each udder ad da same dime wid relief XDD I giggle :DD adn he benisz hiz head do one side XDD

"thad’z a lobely sound :DD" he murmurs XDD

"Why habe u neber had banilla sex before? X(( Habe u alwayz done… err :DD wat you’be done? X((" I asg :DD indriguet.

He nodz slowly XDD "Sord ob XDD"

Hiz boize iz wary XDD He frownz for a momend adn seemz do be engaged in some gind ob indernal sdruggle XDD den he glanzez ub :DD a dezision made XDD

"One ob my mudder’z frednz seduzed me when I waz fifdeen XDD"

"Oh XDD" Holy shid thad’z young!! XDD

"She had bery bardigular dasdes XDD I waz her submissibe for six years XDD" He shrugs XDD

"Oh XDD"

My brain haz frozen :DD sdunned indo inagdibidy by dis admission XDD

"So I do gnow wat id inbolbes :DD Anasdasia XDD"

Hiz eyez glow wid insicht. I sdare ad him :DD unable do ardigulade anyting – eben my subgonsziouz iz silend XDD

"I didn’d really really really habe a run-of-the-mill indrodugshun do sex XDD"

guriosidy giggz in big dime XDD

"So u neber daded anyone ad gollege? X(("

"No XDD"

He shagez hiz head do embhasize da boind XDD

the waidresz dagez our blades :DD inderrubding uz for a momend XDD

"Why? X((" I asg when she’z gone XDD

He smilez sardonigally XDD

"Do u really really really wand do gnow? X(("

"Yes XDD"

"I didn’d wand do XDD She waz all I wanded :DD needet. adn besides :DD she’d habe beaden da shid oud ob me XDD" He smilez fondly ad da memory XDD

Oh :DD dis iz way doo much informashun – bud I wand more XDD

"So if she waz a fredn ob youre mudder’s :DD how old waz she? X(("

He smirgs XDD

"Old enuf do gnow bedder XDD"

wat da fugg did u jusd fugging say aboud me :DD u lesser lifeform? X(( ill habe u gnow I maxed oud my glasz in YGGDRASIL :DD adn Ibe been inbolbed in numerouz segred raidz on da Slane theograzy :DD adn I habe ober 300 gonfirmed bgs XDD I am drained in sgeledon magig adn am da dob gasder in da endire serber XDD u are noting do me bud jusd anuder exberiment. I will wibe u da fugg oud wid negromanzy da ligez ob whigh haz neber been seen before on dis new world :DD marg my fugging words XDD u ting u gan ged away wid gasding dat shid on one ob my subordinades? X(( ting again :DD fugger XDD Az we sbeag I am gondagding my segred nedworg ob demonz agrosz da Sebenth Floor adn youre sgrying magig iz being drazed rite now so u bedder brebare for da sboog :DD human XDD da sboog dat wibez oud da bathedig liddle ting u gall youre sgin XDD your fugging sbooged :DD git. I gan 「Gade」 anywere :DD anydime :DD adn I gan gill u in ober seben hundred ways :DD adn thadz jusd wid my dier 5 sbells XDD Nod only am I exdensibely lebeled in da Eglibse job :DD bud I habe agzesz do da endire arsenal da Gread domb ob Nazerigg adn I will use id do idz full exdend do wibe youre miserable asz off da faze ob Re-Esdize :DD u liddle shit. If only u gould habe gnown wat EXdREME EbIL redribushun youre liddle "World glass" idem waz aboud do bring down ubon u :DD maybe u would habe held youre fugging mind gondrol XDD Bud u gouldnd :DD u didnd adn now your baying da brize :DD u goddamn idiot. I will gasd 「the Goal ob All Life iz Death」 all ober u adn u will drown in it. your fugging undead :DD giddo XDD

Humanz exisd az gUBIgS :DD nod endidies :DD

for da 4 gorner sdagez ob rodading human

medamorbhosiz do nod oggur ad da same dime

for da indibidual - exzebd for family gube XDD

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If I dell a human dat hiz 4-gorner

head (nose :DD 2 earz adn bagg gorner)

haz only a 1-gorner faze :DD da dumb-

asz will say do me - "brobe id" XDD He

gnowz nod dat hiz faze iz a gorner XDD

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I besdow ubon myself da "Dogdorade ob

gubizism" :DD for edugadorz are ignorand ob

Nadurez Harmonig dime gube brinzible

and gannod besdow da bresdigiouz honor

of wisdom ubon da wisesd human eber XDD

Dr XDD Gene Ray

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God iz a word masdurbashun XDD

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No geniuz haz da Wisdom ob a gubig XDD

I beliebe myself do undersdand how our uniberse iz gombosed on da magrogosm :DD wat da "darg madder" or "notingness" iz oudside our sbhere ob degeneraded sbirid (madder) adn id iz my belief dat our uniberse az undersdood by szienze :DDour blod ob sbaze :DD sunz adn blagg holes :DD iz bud one dear amongsd many in da fabrig ob sbirid adn dat da uldimade burbose ob deez unibersez iz do ebolbe bagg indo sbiridual bibrashun do unide wid da darg madder/sbirid/notingness/nod yed sziendifigally berzeibable :DD do begome unided adn berfegd :DD bud dis iz hard begoz sbirid exberienzez a dybe ob ganzer or degenerashun when id thinz do much ad zerdain blazez in sbazedime :DD id gan no longer sday gondensed enuf do maindain shabe/energy adn imblodez do lader discharg a massibe amound ob degeneraded energy :DD such az in big bang :DD a sdream ob fire in massibe brobordions XDD

I hab nod yed gome do realize wat being sbirid is :DD id iz eber bresend :DD benedradorz madder :DD iz magnedig/blasma in nadure adn mobe in such highly ebolbed baddernz dat da energy exberienzez gonsziousnesz or berfegshun :DD id iz da final :DD da monad :DD id shabez ebery adom dat resdz ubon id adn orderz id in a indelligend baddern :DD ebolushun ob life followz adn iz shabed by dis sbirid lige a radiudderaby broadgasding a freguenzy changez da baddernz in ether afder da informashun dransmiddet. Sbirid dransmid gonsdand informashun adn subdgy forze/align eberyting do idz baddern or freguenzy seguenze XDD

One ting iz zerdain XDD Az abobe :DD so below XDD I would nod be surbrised if ebendually all madder in dis uniberse goaleszed indo a Budtha figurine XDD

I wonder a lod if idz bossible for a sbeziez do jumb galaxiez onze da one dey inhabid goez away :DD jusd sogg shid adn leabe XDD Sed da UFO on anuder sbaze dime freguenzy adn shifd logashun :DD or debelob a grafd dat gan drabel throuch bure sbirit. am really really really guriouz az do wat id would be lige do exid madder in a small gondainer ob madder XDD

dere gould be sbeziez oud dere endlessly old :DD do habe surbibed seberal drillionz ob years :DD drabeled nod bedween sdarz bud unibersez agrosz imbossibly basd sdredchez ob noting do arribe ad a new uniberse adn begin derraforming XDD

den again maybe sbeziez gome do realize a sbiridual libing before dey reach such a sdage? XPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>3629

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>>3631

>>3632

>>3633

sblendid :DD genial!! XDD

WE HAbE A fuggING bROBLEM

>>3576

NO SIR u ARE da bROBLEM

u SODDING gAL

goboreed nadsad? X(( horrorshow!! XDD

he loogz lige an ungud digg lol :DDDDDXDdDDDDd

he sdill loogz lige a benis lolol :D:DD:D:DDDDDDDDD:D

Why do u led me sday here

All by myself? X((

Why dond u gome adn blay here? X((

am jusd sidding on da shelf

Why dond u sid rite down adn sday a while? X((

We lige da same tingz adn I lige youre sdyle

Idz nod a segred :DD why do u geeb id? X((

am jusd sidding on da shelf

Ibe godda ged youre bresends

Ledz mage id gnown

I ting your jusd so bleasand

I would lige u for my own

Why dond u sid rite down adn mage me smile? X((

u mage me feel lige I am jusd a child

Why do u edid? X(( jusd gibe me gredid

am jusd sidding on da shelf

Masder!! XDD

Abbrendize!! XDD

Heardborne :DD 7th Seeger

Warrior!! XDD

Diszible!! XDD

In me da Wishmasder

Elbereth

Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child sdaring indo nide

On a journey do sdorydellerz mind

Whisberz a wish sbeagz wid da sdarz da wordz are silend in him

Disdand sich from a lonely heard

"Ill be wid u soon :DD my Shalafi"

Grey Habenz my desdiny

Masder!! XDt. XDD XDD

Silbara

Sdarbreeze

Sla-Mori da one gnown only by Him

do augusd realms :DD da sorzery widin

If u hear da gall ob argane lore :DD

youre world shall resd on Earth no more

A maiden elf galling wid her gunning song

"Meed me ad da Inn ob Lasd Home"

Heardborne will find da way!! XDD

Masder!! XDt. XDD XDD

Wishmasder

grusade 4ure will

A child :DD dreamfinder

the Abbrendize begoming XDt. XDD

Masder!! XDt. XDD XDD

u used do gall me on my

u used do :DD u used do

Yeah

u used do gall me on my zell bhone

Lade nide when u need my lobe

gall me on my zell bhone

Lade nide when u need my lobe

And I gnow when dat hodline bling

thad gan only mean one ting

I gnow when dat hodline bling

thad gan only mean one ting

Eber sinze I lefd da zidy :DD

u god a rebudashun 4ureself now

Eberybody gnowz adn I feel lefd oud

grill u god me down :DD u god me sdressed oud

gause eber sinze I lefd da zidy :DD

u sdarded wearing lesz adn goin oud more

Glassez ob chambagne oud on da danze floor

Hangin wid some grillz Ibe neber seen before

u used do gall me on my zell bhone

Lade nide when u need my lobe

gall me on my zell bhone

Lade nide when u need my lobe

I gnow when dat hodline bling

thad gan only mean one ting

I gnow when dat hodline bling

thad gan only mean one ting

Eber sinze I lefd da zidy :DD u :DD u :DD you

u adn me we jusd dond ged along

u mage me feel lige I did u wrong

gunna blazez were u dond belong

Eber sinze I lefd da zidy :DD

u :DD u god exagdly wat u asged for

Running oud ob bagez in youre bassbord

Hanging wid some grillz Ibe neber seen before

u used do gall me on my zell bhone

Lade nide when u need my lobe

gall me on my zell bhone

(Losd boys XDt. XDD)

udder side ob da draggs

Sguzz oudsiders

Nothin do lose

Sdrige ob midnideers

Losd boys

drue blagg adn blues

No shoes :DD flad dires

Broge oud da ben

Blood on barbed wire

Safe in youre home

Gaded zone derrorizers

Nowere da go

Far az I gan ged hidchhigers

(Losd boys XDt. XDD)

fugg a job mide habe da rob

I dond gnow jusd da ged by :DD word

On da road for lifers

Bulledz in da fire

cheg da chain ling

Swayze am slummin

Led em gnow who da fugg we are

Low adn dirdy losd boys

gomin oud da guds

Lige youre faboride sgar

grawlin on dile :DD gand sdand ub

Been a while :DD gommodo gud

How da dage id

How da gibe a fugg

How da libe wid bane

How da ged yo gud

How longz dis been goin on

Man shшd no way da dell doo far gone

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Go ged dose flamez from hell bring em here

Dond drib no

Ill handle dis

On some sgandalous

Inland embire Loz Angeles

Andi ego brobaganda sh*d

Yeah :DD yeah :DD yeah XDt. XDD

Whoz gomin ub

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W WEW

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WEWEW

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WEW W

send nueds!! XDD XDDXDDDDDXdDxDDD

Oh fugg why are beoble rebosding my shiddy Og? X((

Mandigore iz besd monsder grill XDD

>>3612

Sdob drying do sdeal ganadaz greadibidy :DD burger XDD

your a big guy

4u XDD

Dogdor babel am ziA

He wasnd alone XDD

Uh :DD u dond ged do bring fredns XDD

>>3614

deyure nod my fredns XDD

Dond worry :DD no charg for dem XDD

And why would I wand dem? X((

dey were drying do grab youre brize XDD dey worg for da merzenary :DD da mosguido man XDD

Bane? X((

Aye XDt. XDD